#I understand her but im not

[overseersplyte]

╎ᒲ ᑑ⚍╎ℸ ̣ ᒷ ᔑ ꖎ𝙹リ⊣ ∴ᔑ|| ᔑ∴ᔑ|| ⎓∷𝙹ᒲ ᒲ|| ᓵ𝙹ꖎꖎᒷᓵℸ ̣ ╎𝙹リ 𝙹⎓ ʖ𝙹𝙹ꖌᓭ, ᓭ𝙹 ╎ꖎꖎ ʖᒷ ∴∷╎ℸ ̣ ╎リ⊣ ᒲ|| ⎓╎リ↸╎リ⊣ᓭ ᔑリ↸ ℸ ̣ ⍑𝙹⚍⊣⍑ℸ ̣ ᓭ ⍑ᒷ∷ᒷ ᒲ𝙹∷ᒷ 𝙹⎓ℸ ̣ ᒷリ. ꖎ⚍ᓵꖌ╎ꖎ||!

ᔑ ⍊╎ꖎꖎᔑ⊣ᒷ ⍑ᔑᓭ ⊣╎⍊ᒷリ ᒲᒷ ᔑ ꖎ𝙹𝙹ꖌ ᔑℸ ̣ ᔑ ᓵ𝙹⚍!¡ꖎᒷ 𝙹⎓ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ╎∷ ᓭꖎ╎⊣⍑ℸ ̣ ꖎ|| 𝙹⚍ℸ ̣ ↸ᔑℸ ̣ ᒷ↸ ʖ𝙹𝙹ꖌᓭ... ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ|| ᓵ𝙹リℸ ̣ ᔑ╎リ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ᓭᔑᒲᒷ ꖎᔑリ⊣⚍ᔑ⊣ᒷ ᔑᓭ ᒲ|| ᓵ𝙹ᒲᒲ⚍リ╎ᓵᔑℸ ̣ 𝙹∷ ∴∷╎ℸ ̣ ᒷᓭ ╎リ. ╎⍊ᒷ ʖᒷᒷリ ℸ ̣ ∷||╎リ⊣ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ↸ᒷᓵ╎!¡⍑ᒷ∷ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷᒲ. ᒲ𝙹ᓭℸ ̣ ꖎ|| ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ|| ᓵ𝙹リℸ ̣ ᔑ╎リ ⚍ᓭᒷꖎᒷᓭᓭ ╎リ⎓𝙹∷ᒲᔑℸ ̣ ╎𝙹リ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ꖎ╎ꖌᒷᓭ 𝙹⎓ ᒲᒷ, ⋮⚍ᓭℸ ̣ ⎓ᔑ∷ᒲ╎リ⊣ ℸ ̣ ᒷᓵ⍑リ╎ᑑ⚍ᒷᓭ ᔑリ↸ ⚍リꖌリ𝙹∴リ ᓭᒷᓵ∷ᒷℸ ̣ ᓭ 𝙹⎓ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ʖ╎𝙹ᒲᒷᓭ ╎ ℸ ̣ ∷ᔑ⍊ᒷ∷ᓭᒷ.

𝙹⍑! ᔑリ↸ ╎ ᒲ╎⊣⍑ℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ∷|| ᒲ|| ⍑ᔑリ↸ ᔑℸ ̣ ᒷリ↸ᒷ∷╎ᔑリ (ᒷリ↸ᒷ∷ᒲᔑリ?), ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ꖎᔑリ⊣⚍ᔑ⊣ᒷ ᔑᒲᔑꖎℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷᔑ ᒲᔑ╎リꖎ|| ᓭ!¡ᒷᔑꖌᓭ. ╎ ⚍リ↸ᒷ∷ᓭℸ ̣ ᔑリ↸ ⍑ᒷ∷, ʖ⚍ℸ ̣ ╎ᒲ リ𝙹ℸ ̣ ���𝙹𝙹↸ ᔑℸ ̣ ᓭ!¡ᒷᔑꖌ╎リ⊣ ╎ℸ ̣ ᒲ||ᓭᒷꖎ⎓. ᓭ⍑ᒷ ⍑ᔑᓭ ʖᒷᒷリ ⊣╎⍊╎リ⊣ ᒲᒷ ꖎᒷᓭᓭ𝙹リᓭ ℸ ̣ ⍑𝙹⚍⊣⍑!

[churroach]

Full of Desires

[inkskinned]

i got rickrolled today but it didn't work because i have adblocker installed, so youtube just told me i violated the terms of service. yesterday i was trying to edit a picture as a joke for my girlfriend, and google made me check a box to prove i'm human because i wasn't "searching normally".

it isn't just that capitalism is killing fun and whimsy, it is that any element of entertainment or joy is being fed upon by this mosquito body, one that will suck you dry at any vulnerability.

do you want to meet new friends in your city? download this app, visit our website, sign up for our email list. pay for this class on making a terrarium, on candlemaking, on cooking. it will be 90 dollars a session. you can go to group fitness, but only under our specific gym membership. solve the puzzle, sign up for our puzzle-of-the-month-club. what is a club if not just a paid opportunity - you are all paying for the same thing, which makes you a community.

but you're like me, i know it - you're careful, you try the library meetings and the stuff at the local school and all of that. the problem is that you kind of want really specific opportunities that used to exist. you are so grateful for libraries and the publicly-funded things: they are, however, an exception - and everything they have, they've fought tooth-and-nail to protect. you read a headline about how in many other states, libraries have virtually nothing left.

do you want to meet up with your friends afterwards? gift your friends the discord app. you can choose to go to a cafe (buy a coffee, at least), a bar (money, alcohol) or you can all stay in and catch a movie (streaming) or you can all stay in bed (rent. don't get me started) and scream (noise complaint. ticket at least).

you want to read a new book, but the book has to have 124 buzzwords from tiktok readers that are, like, weirdly horny. you can purchase this audiobook on audible! your podcast isn't on spotify, it's on its own server, pay for a different site. fuck, at least you're supporting artists you like. the art museum just raised their ticket price. once, they had a temporary exhibit that acknowledged that ~85% of their permanent art galleries were from cis white men, and that they had thousands of works by women (even famous women, like frida! georgia o'keefe!) just rotting in their basement. that exhibit lasted for 3 months and then they put everything away again.

walmart proudly supports this strip of land by the street! here are some flowers with wilting leaves. its employees have to pay out-of-pocket for their uniforms. my friend once got fined by the city because she organized a community pick-up of the riverfront, which was technically private property.

no, you cannot afford to take that dance class, neither can i. by the way - i'm a teacher. i'm absolutely not saying "educators shouldn't be paid fairly." i'm saying that when i taught classes, renting a studio went from 20 bucks an hour to 180 in the span of 6 months. no significant changes to the studio were made, except they now list the place as updated and friendly. the heat still doesn't work in the building. i have literally never seen the landlord who ignores my emails. recently they've been renting it out at night as an "unusual nightclub; a once-in-a-lifetime close-knit party." they spent some of those 180 dollars on LEDs and called it renovating. the high heels they invite in have been ruining the marley.

do you want to experience the old internet? do you want to play flash games or get back the temporary joy of club penguin? you can, you just need to pay for it. i have a weird, neurodivergent obsession with occasionally checking in to watch the downfall and NFT-ification of neopets. if i'm honest with you all - i never got into webkins, my family didn't have the money to buy me a pointless elephant. people forget that "being poor" can mean literally "if i buy you that toy, i can't afford rent."

you and i don't have time to make good food, and we don't have the budget for it. we are not gonna be able to host dinner parties, we're not made of money, kid. do you want some kind of 3rd space? a space that isn't home or work or school? you could try being online, but - what places actually exist for you? tiktok counts as social media because you see other people on it, not because they actually talk to you.

there was a local winter tradition of sledding down the hill at my school. kids would use pizza boxes and jackets and whatever worked, howling and laughing. back in september, they made a big announcement that this time, rules were changing, and everyone must pay 10 dollars to participate. when im not scared shitless, i kind of appreciate the environmental irony - it hasn't gone below 40. so much for snow & joyriding.

i saw a bulletin for a local dogwalking group and, nervous about making a good first impression, showed up early. the first guy there grimaced at me. "sorry," he said. "there's a 30-dollar buy-in fee." i thought he was joking. wait. for what? the group doesn't offer anything except friendship and people with whom to walk around the city.

he didn't know the answer. just shrugged at me. "you know," he said. "these days, everything costs money."

[officialspec]

what are we, some kind of league of legends?

[fanaticalthings]

POV: You're the oldest sibling

it's tough being the oldest.

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[atissi]

kras mazov lookin ass

[thy-valhallen]

Cass, pointing at Jason: we're twins

Tim:

Jason: *6'3" 200 lbs of Latino rage and muscle*

Cass: *5'1" 120 lbs of Chinese murder and love*

Tim:

Tim: you're just not

Cass, patting his shoulder: it's okay. easy mistake. we're fraternal twins

Jason, holding up a gun: yep. twins.

Tim: ... good for you

Cass: :D

[chloesimaginationthings]

MIKE MOVE ASIDE ITS MY FUCKING TURN😍😍😍😍😍😍

YOU GUYS went crazy for FNAF movie Vanny 😭

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[bookalicent]

yeah so this was insane

[evelynpr]

Congratulations My Hero Academia for providing, possibly, the biggest and longest legit straightbaiting yet in shonen history.

Bonus points that their final chapter was released on yaoi day.

[koipepo]

That omake of little Kabru not being able to show off his howetown sweets because of Misril gets to me a lot so...

Here's a happier Kabru (and Lairu)

[mohntilyet]

still i think the one of the more fun differences drawn between illario and lucanis that was lost would be illario's ability to endear himself to others but serious lack of empathy, vs. lucanis' (self perceived) inability to be charming but how much he cares. it's interesting that the game has gone with the "lucanis' ability vs illario's lack thereof" because i think illario being the dellamorte 'best in show dog' vs. lucanis' attack dog would have made me so unwell.

lucanis is... awkward. he's not unlikable, because he is usually very polite, but he doesn't speak much and only seems to care about the other dellamortes. he once sent viago de riva a knife with no note (who knows what he could have meant by this). he does what caterina asks of him, and by his own admission, cannot say no to her. he is a dramatic and prolific killer, and that makes how untouchable he is even worse.

and the crows like illario, sure, AND he's a good assassin! he's even a good crow! he's so good that he can make lucanis smile, and so he is the charming, sociable one. he's the one that stays in treviso and can be relied upon to care, illario's even the one people prefer over caterina and lucanis!

but illario is decoration. he's the prize poodle, and even if poodles were bred to be working dogs, nobody will ever pick him to protect the house over the german shepherd that regularly mauls intruders. anyways the analogy is getting away from me. the point i'm trying to make is that i want illario to have a different kind of jealousy/hatred that's not just over 'being bad at killing' but also an arrogant loathing for everyone around him that is getting harder to hide, because they've forgotten he can bite and is just itching to rip someone's jugular out. illario is very good at hiding his family resemblance to caterina, while lucanis suffers under his grandmother's, and his own, reputation.

[umblrspectrum]

i got lazy in the second panel and didnt feel like coloring or whatever bite me

[jjkyaoi]

i will take a caitvi reconciliation arc IF it’s caitlyn snotting and sniveling at vi’s feet. like. vi deserves to be chased and pampered and treated like a princess after the shit she just put up with bro 😭

[that-wildwolf]

hey, remember being 18 years old and playing mass effect for the first time and it's got this like intense aura of being very small and very insignificant in a very big, very empty galaxy? remember playing mass effect for the first time and everything all of this is so new and mysterious, and it's 2am and you're sitting in a dark room in the light from your tv and you're playing through feros for the first time and you feel that this is someting very old and very ancient and you are somewhere you shouldn't be and you don't know what's going to happen or where you're going but you keep on. there's a tingling in your stomach and you're playing mass effect for the first time. the thorian is a milennia old sentient plant being. the rachni queen is old and telepathic and a hive mind and in pain. sovereign is an ancient machine that has not been built but is, and has always been, and this is something so alien and so unlike and beyond anything your human mind can comprehend, and this is something unexplainable and huge and as uncaring and indifferent as the empty galaxy around you. you're playing mass effect for the first time and you're walking on the surface of an almost completely empty planet with nothing but your two companions silently walking beside you and everything is so huge and empty and silent and you're so small and insignificant and it's so beautiful and so scary and you feel like you are on a rollercoaster about to drop down. you are playing mass effect for the first time and you're playing the mission on the moon and you stop and just look up at earth visible in the sky. you know this. this is home. you are playing mass effect for the first time, and the galaxy is so big, and you are so tiny, and everything is about to change for you.