#I torture him because I love him

[just-another-oikawa-kinnie]

Hahah redraw of the till and Ivan scene because I can >:3

[edgepunk]

when comic book writers torture Peter Parker it's just pathetic but when I do it it's hot

[vvvrrroooomm]

Give me angsty ideas to write with Roman. I eat that shit up.

[the-witchhunter]

Frankly I think we need to plop Danny into the Doom Patrol for one sweet sweet reason

Potential spoiler

Because the potential reveal the the Chief, Niles Caulder, orchestrated all the Doom Patrol’s accidents, INCLUDING POTENTIALLY DANNY’S is a PRIME source of grade A, pasture raised, grass fed ANGST

Danny’s accident? His powers? Every fight, every battle, every time someone close to him had their life ruined, nearly died, got possessed, all of it

Well that’s good soup right there

Any characters you’d like me to put in my prompts? (Not Batfam I have a very large backlog of those guys)

[psin314]

murat, on a training with his mentor, nearly killed him. but that's okay, the usual crow stuff, you know.

[lambmotifz]

always thinking about how sam is presented by the narrative as “a monster”, “a freak”, “the dark/violent brother”, yet he’s the one who hates hunting and wants to get out of it and ultimately his biggest desire is to find a safe life. it makes me want to eat glass

[woosh-floosh]

(read left to right) I had to make a comic version of this moment form the fanbook because it's such a funny image

Fantranslation is by @wireddd1 on twitter!

[casualavocados]

How's that possible? Since when did you start eating spicy food? I told you I'd do it for real next time. ...Don't touch me, or—I'll kill you!

KISEKI: DEAR TO ME Ep. 12

[saffitaffi]

Injury guide/practice

[zarnzarn]

(check the tags for more and also the tag for other fics in the story!)

athena, scowling as she gets bullied into marrying the people she pined over for the last 1000 years, suddenly realising something: wait a minute

odysseus: what?

athena, frozen: wait a damn minute you know what this gives me rights to do

penelope, also realising: oh fuck yes

odysseus: I don't like the sound of whatever's happening here what are you two fucking talking about?

athena, grabbing the marriage wine and tossing it back, then kissing her new wife and husband and handing penelope a spear as she picks up a mace: we'll be back shortly, you can start celebrations without us.

penelope: do u have anything that can start a fire

athena, pulling out an old contract and scanning it before throwing it over her shoulder: yes. are you scared of heights or can we fly.

penelope: fucking bring it I've waited years for this moment

zeus: where are they going

hermes, picking up the contract: they're going to... Ogygia? Oh fucking shit they're going to fucking kill Calypso- hey, hello, WAIT-

[shinynewmemories]

All the final lines of each part of every Hunger Games book

THG: 

Part I:

“Because . . . because . . . she came here with me.”

Part II:

Before I can stop myself, I call out Peeta’s name.

Part III:

I take his hand, holding on tightly, preparing for the cameras, and dreading the moment when I will finally have to let go.

CF:

Part I:

It’s my mockingjay.

Part II:

This is no place for a girl on fire.

Part III:

“Katniss, there is no District Twelve.”

MJ:

Part I:

And his blood as it splatters the tiles.

Part II:

That I’m of more use to her dead than alive.

Part III:

I tell him, “Real.”

[bluestrawberrybunny]

Tomorrow on SMG4 in Schmicago: SMG4 is a dumbass…

But hey, Mario found out that 4 thinks he’s got a thing for Jenny… yay…….

Yes SMG3 regrets dating this man- /j

[the-woman-upstairs]

Daniel being both relieved AND disappointed that he and Louis didn’t fuck…………buddy I can’t wait for you to find out which vampire you DID fuck.

[daddario]

Ok just go with me here: murderchesters.

I’m talking a world without supernatural creatures, just Sam and Dean being raised in isolation by their alcoholic drifter father after their mom dies in a car accident. Just fully unhinged incestuous serial killer brotherhusbands driving across the country, walking into biker bars in small town America and making out just to get a rise out of people. They kidnap people and torture and kill them most of the time, but some nights they want a scuffle and a crowd.

If that doesn’t work, they start bar fights over nothing just cause it gets them both hot and gives Dean an excuse to pull out his gun. (It’s been his favorite for years, especially since Sam let him fuck him with it for his birthday a few years ago. Dean loves sliding the barrel in Sam’s mouth while he fucks him from behind, one hand wrapped around Sam’s throat, the other thrusting his gun slowly in and out of Sam’s mouth.)

Dean almost always starts it, and Sam takes a little while to join in. He likes to watch at first, because Dean gets this look on his face that is almost as intense as when he’s inside Sam biting his neck and calling him “mine” and Sam likes to lean back against the bar and take it all in. Dean though, he loves indiscriminately killing once a fight breaks out. It’s like he’s showing off for Sam, showing him how strong he is and how well he can protect Sam from any threat. He doesn’t always shoot them, he likes to mix it up sometimes. Loves how Sam will scoot forward until he’s literally on the edge of his seat, eyes wide with a mix of hunger and arousal.

People start running towards the exit after the first couple gunshots and that’s when Sam decides to join the fray. He’s clearly in a teasing mood tonight because he comes up behind Dean and grabs his crotch, rubbing slowly as he licks up his neck to his ear and says “so hot when you kill them, big brother” and Dean shudders against him, smirking. All Dean wants to do is bend Sam over the bar right now and stake his claim amidst the chaos and bodies, and he wraps his hand around Sam’s wrist, about to do just that, when he hears a scuffle to his left and Sam whispers “kill another one for me, Dean?” all baby brother sweet with the gentlest kiss behind his ear. Dean immediately raises his gun and fires off rounds into the two men walking towards them as he feels Sam smile into his neck.

[stump-not-found]

Sorry if this has already been answered, but does Ford celebrate his birthday? I know its pretty hard to keep track of time when its ... nonlinear in the multiverse but I feel like Bill would know. And to ford every once and a while Bill demands his attention and he comes back to the pyramid to the wildest (worst) surprise party. The cake is human skin, candles are those really long wisdom teeth. Ford hates it.

i'll call out that a main plot point of chapter 4 is the fact bill gets ford presents on his b-day so yah its a regular thing, but they celebrate the day after his b-day

first birthday together bill probably does the skin cake thing but ford just rolls his eyes and sighs . bill almost fucking shoots himself after that response

[duahauuoplanh]

you ain't gotta pray for me and my wild boy and all this wild joy ~