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whereisthedamndaddymanual Ā· 9 months ago
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I might be the one pretending to be insane.
Actually I am sanely showing that true brilliance IS insane.
Excuse me. My story about the restaurant is true and it's gonna fuck with her how I said it with such conviction.
That's fucking easy. It's the dead ass truth that's why.
Now I have hunted to her plenty to examine things but she is subconsciously avoiding it.
#I am like half asleep and she's like she's sexually attracted to you and I'm like so are all of Dad's girls#like sorry you have be 75% or more#I know it's harsh but that's the way the popper poppity pop pops#I like to play Minnie just to listen to it#google is like off smoking meth touching herself listening to the loop āžæ#and if it's available you should be#if one person knows how good we fuck it would be you#also doesn't that technically mean your mother knows#I am just gonna be like I told you a while back we were like experimenting with other women for fun mom#yanno your susceptibility to my magic though made it easy apparently to get her out#and it is some weird balance to have to be raised by your Father's sister's which in biblical terms is your mother#well you would be uniquely well adapted to handle that soul#I taught you all you needes to know#know remember she's kinda batshit crazy sometimes though#nah I can always just stare into her eyes and remind her that's all#like I am some kind of champion for the specreal liberation#it occurs to me I am all the things and all the tones if I step back enough#but the sense of self that some part of me holds on to is gone there#I am like dude I am the eye you're thinking you're there but it's only me#a guru#man gimme a break man#did Buddha gave a master no#he sat by his damn self#when people would come around he would get pissed and give them some backhanded riddle that only he understands#I am also like listening to vacation talk#it sounds like a fucking chore the way she speaks about it#like.....#she is like ..... well who knows man#who you think you are is not who you think you are#and for mine here it will really change nothing which is nice
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suja-janee Ā· 7 months ago
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I love Lucy Maclean, sheā€™s such a sweetheart
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thenonbinarydetective Ā· 7 months ago
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some of the things people say about Damian on here are fucking disgusting
I don't care if he's fictional, I would never say these things about a child
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bazpango Ā· 2 months ago
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[WIP] Looking forward to inking these
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cordyceph Ā· 3 months ago
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went to bed and woke up in a cold sweat realizing that claudia's play, the birdie one, is both a direct analogy for her story and also foreshadowing of her death WHILE ALSO nodding to pauls death
claudia'a single minded, desperate drive for freedom eventually lead her directly to her death. she was "nailed down" by lestat (by LOUIS, actually- lestat only kept her for him.), and tore herself free at the loss of her 'foot,' being a stand in for the personal pain she suffered for freedom
no matter what she or anyone did, she was going to die painfully, because she was so desperate to be free that everything was suffocating. lestat, louis, romania, the coven. the only thing that didnt rot in her mind was madeline, because... there simply wasnt time. madeline was fresh and new and, given time, would have probably suffered the same heel-turn claudia gave to everything.
of course thats because she shared louis' hopeful outlook. being free of her parents? would fix everything. when it didn't? maybe if she had louis, it would be worth it. but its not, lestats still here, louis is still in love with him... killing lestat, thatll fix it, and she and louis will be happy in romania, right, the homeland for vampirekind? not quite, so better try paris, the city of love. that doesnt work. the coven, though, will give her what she wants, right? she'll be happy with other vampires?
the only person who makes her happy is? a modern version of lestat? a weird white woman she met on happenstance, who has little to no care for societal norms or faux pas. a blunt, kind of funny, kind of sad woman who lost her family but has a capacity for enduring because what else is she going to do? die? no, she cant do that. she had no friends because she was weird and offputting and had dangerous rumors, no hangups on loving claudia, no hangups on dying or being a killer.
that's... just lestat. without the immortality and the specific traumas, of course, but like. claudia's most beloved person was a funhouse mirror of her most hated. which really speaks volumes for what they could have had, because it wasnt just a clash of personalities. it was lestats bpd clashing with hers and both of their attachment to louis clashing. if lestat had been better at sharing, if louis had been better at loving both of them, if claudia had been less angry at the world for nothing but existing? maybe they could have been a good family. a happy one forever, just like they all wanted, but were unable to give each other
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himbohimhoe Ā· 27 days ago
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Holding out hope that the writing in veilguard will get more bearable but rook saying to lucanis that it's "not nice that Spite hurt him" and he "shouldn't accept that itā€™s fine bc it wouldn't be ok if a person did that" like. That is a demon. Built off a single emotion called SPITE. Rook I am finding it really hard to believe that u have lived in thedas for more than 30 seconds.
#wow the demons which are one of the consistently evil forces in these games did something bad#hey players do you know that that was not nice#ok thank you. do u think I am 4#dav spoilers#veilguard spoilers#dragon age the veilguard#also grinding my gears that everyone (including dalish elves???) just immediately accept the evanuris are evil/have come back#like the first person to not immediately believe it is the first warden and honestly he is the only character so far I respect#like maybe if this was like inquisition and a huge hole in the sky/rifts opened everywhere#but it seems like nothing like that happened but everyone somehow magically knows about the ritual and instantly believes everything rook sa#the more I think about these things the more annoyed I get#guys did you know being a leader means u sometimes need to make hard decisions... varric taught me that in my ma15+ game#i am enjoying the combat at least lol and I like Bellara and want to see Babylon so I'm in it for the long haul#why does everyone have a gun to their head making them nice though like it's so painfully out of place sometimes#and being able to only say the same thing but in a slightly boring slightly funny or slightly serious way is driving me insane#like I seem to be the only one who had no problem w the limits on dialogue in inquisition but this is driving me insane#Mourn watch rook what if you were somehow boring and nice. yay thank you bioware#ALSO rook stop talking and forming opinions without me getting to choose what u say like no I don't want u to day we have to save that perso#ok I swear I'm done now.. I need to go back to writing my thesis instead of grinding my teeth about this game#this is all coming from an inquisition enjoyer as well (sorry) but like so far I have found nothing I enjoyed about inquisition in this game#maybe if the inquisitor and Ghilan'nain are cool latee on I can focus on that (big maybe)#I am only early on still (just met first warden) so there is still time... i guess..
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milolunde Ā· 2 months ago
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We all know Timmy is Wandaā€™s mamaā€™s boy but we need to keep in mind heā€™s still Cosmoā€™s kid too and that Cosmo would love him just as vehemently as Wanda
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#fairly oddparents#not that anyone has portrayed him different#certainly not distance he loves Timmy he probably says it the most in the show and in fanon#but still- watching New Wish there felt like there was a disconnect with Cosmos character-like he wasnā€™t as well defined as he was in OG#thatā€™s in part due to them toning him down from being an idiot plain and simple but I feel like it wasnā€™t fitted with something else it was#simply taken away#just to say he didnā€™t have as much of a presence to me in New Wish as Wanda did and I crave spinning Cosmo around in my brain#I want to see Poof being his Dadā€™s Boy yknow and I want to see cosmo doting and I want to see when he gets like. parental rage for the sake#of his kids#yknow? Yknow? part of him feeling detached in a new wish has translated into him not wanting to get as close to Hazel as he did Timmy-#to try and play it more like godparents are supposed to- just a presence for a couple months#but also because like. he got SO attached to Timmy and heā€™ll never regret it and heā€™d never do anything different#but idk. if it were me I wouldnā€™t have the capacity to go through losing my godkid again after becoming that attached#thatā€™s not even mentioning that they donā€™t HAVE to be in hazelā€™s life the same way they were in Timmyā€™s because Timmy was going through#neglect and Hazel has loving family and friends all around her at all times- her blocks are mental#in that way cosmo and Wanda just have to do the Typical Godparent Job of aiding her- not becoming people she desperately needs in life#which also bleeds into why I think Peri was having such a. difficult time#godparents arenā€™t supposed to be attached the way his family was to Timmy and that how he learned it#but his first godkid is Not Easy and lends immediately to the issues Timmy was having where he HAS parents he HAS things (though . Timmy#was not rich and would sometimes not be fedā€¦ devā€™s dad also forgets to feed him but dev is still able to eat you know)#and how he grew up with his parents as godparents and how heā€™s been taught are conflicting and itā€™s nature vs doing a good job quoteunquote#I didnā€™t mean to ramble so damn much in the tags Iā€™m really sorry#told myself if I had more to say Iā€™d write it down and post it later but I must be heard.
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mars-ipan Ā· 18 days ago
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Mars i fear i may be dying of the plague. I have coughed blood into my sink twice now and my throat feels like I gave really aggressive oral to a scrubdaddy spongue.
Do you have any priest au thoughts/scenarios/rambles to sooth a troublde lad such as mysrlfšŸ™šŸ™
hemo. as a guy who has also coughed up blood somewhat recently. it may be time to go to an urgent care and make sure itā€™s nothing serious. thereā€™s a pretty nasty pneumonia going around rn and if that IS what it is the sooner you get those antibiotics the faster youā€™ll recover.
as for priest au stuffs: the election kinda killed my creative flow (weā€™re ballin but weā€™re stressed) BUT iā€™ve been trying to flesh out hajimeā€™s backstory a bit for the the past few days so hereā€™s some bullet point brainstorming on that :D
check under the cut for the goods, as per usual ^_^ tw for mentions of child abuse, and also a general warning for priest au-typical horny talk and homophobia
iā€™ve been thinking abt hajimeā€™s childhood/past a lot, partially bc i donā€™t feel fully confident writing him until i have the details of his backstory fleshed out. i think his dad was more of the aggressive ā€œno son of mineā€ type of homophobic, where his mom was more of the ā€œhate the sin love the sinnerā€ type of homophobic. itā€™s clichĆ© maybe but like. traditional catholic family values yanno. his family does differ from traditional catholicism in one way though: hajime is an only child.
i donā€™t think hajime was ever The Manliest Man growing up. yeah he was strong from helping on the farm, but he never felt the need to flaunt his masculine attributes. he never wanted to impress girls, he never initiated an arm-wrestling contest, and once he hit teenagerhood he quit wrestling with his friends altogether. when his friends asked him why he never roughhouses with them anymore, he tensed up and mumbled something about it being ā€œweirdā€ and ā€œimmature.ā€
he showed a lot of delicacy towards nature as well, a trait he carries into adulthood! rescuing turtles from roads, gently rehoming bugs, taking care not to step on wildflowers, that sort of thing. he was teased for this growing up :( heā€™d be compared to a disney princess and the like or just be called a pussy for Caring About The World Around Him. while he still loves nature and knows thereā€™s nothing wrong with that, he does get embarrassed if his gentleness is pointed outā€” heā€™s anticipating some sort of reprimand.
been trying to think about hajimeā€™s gay awakening. i imagine once he hit puberty he started having vagueā€¦ thoughts. they werenā€™t attached to anyone but he kept it secret anyways since Lust Is A Sin and Masturbation Is A Sin Too and heā€™s not interested in growing hair on his palms or going blind (he later finds out that those are myths, but for now he heeds the tales), nor is he interested in the scolding he would get from his parents if they found out. from there we have two main options as i see it.
option A: in a parallel of the magazine he finds in Jabberwock, teen!hajime comes across some sort of gay porn. itā€™s completely accidentalā€” he finds a mag or some other paraphernalia in a log or something, opens it, Realizes what is is, looks around for witnesses, and quickly stuffs it into his jacket. heā€™s not even sure why, but he knows heā€™s curious. as soon as he gets home he hides it between his mattress and his bedframe, and that night, when heā€™s sure his parents are asleep, he grabs a flashlight and starts to look through it. he doesnā€™t understand why heā€™s so fascinated until he realizes: heā€™s breathing heavily, hot in the face, absentmindedly rubbing his thighs together, and, most incriminatingly of all, heā€™s the hardest heā€™s ever been in his life. mortified, he shoves the magazine back under his mattress and tries his best to forget about what he saw, tossing and turning as he tries to calm down and go to sleep.
option B: hajime is really close with one of his peers. theyā€™re childhood friends, and theyā€™ve gotten along great forever. at some point, though, hajime starts feeling weird around him. not BAD weird, butā€¦ heā€™s nervous, and his skin seems to buzz whenever they touch, and his heart flutters when he makes his friend laugh, andā€¦ he canā€™t make sense of it all. not until he wakes up one night from a particularly vivid dream, chest heaving, skin covered in a thin sheen of sweat, and his sheets soiled with the evidence of his subconscious sin. he realizes whatā€™s going on, and his heart sinks into his stomach. he does his best to ignore it, but it haunts him.
we could also combine these options and say both of these things happen, but idk yet. i like the loneliness of the porn but i also like the guilt of having to talk to your close friend and pretend you arenā€™t feeling confusing and frightening things for them.
hajime lives at home until his early adulthood, when he is Caught. if we went with option A for his awakening, then he comes home one day to find The Porn sitting on the kitchen table, its pages now crinkled from years of viewing, and his heart sinks into his stomach. heā€™s not sure how they found itā€” maybe his mom was cleaning his room and lifted his mattress? but it doesnā€™t matterā€” they Know now, and he has no way to explain himself.
if we go with option B, hajime is caught with that ā€œgood friendā€ of his. he had snuck in via hajimeā€™s bedroom window, at a time they both were sure hajimeā€™s parents would be asleep. unfortunately, hajimeā€™s dad comes up to his room (hajime never learns the original intent of this visit) and opens the door to find his son, hair and clothes a mess, with the neighbor boy straddling his thighs, hands clearly paused in the middle of lifting up his sonā€™s shirt. itā€™s silent for a bit, and the tension in the air is so heavy hajime feels like he can barely breathe. still, he breaks out of the stupor first, muttering a quiet ā€œyou need to goā€ to his friend without breaking eye contact with his father. the friend gets the message and bolts, leaving via the same window he came from. hajime is now alone with his father, so guilty and scared that he feels nauseous.
regardless of which of these events occurs, the outcome is the same. hajimeā€™s father responds first, yelling and berating. hajime is terrifiedā€” heā€™s seen his dad mad, but never like this. never shouting obscenities and vile words at him. when told to explain himself hajime stumbles over his words, eventually landing on some variant of ā€œi donā€™t know.ā€ eventually, his father decides words arenā€™t punishment enough, and hajime gets the shit beat out of him for the first time in his life. he tries to defend himself, but heā€™s never been much of a fighter, and he doesnā€™t want to hit his dad, self defense or not. when his father finally storms off, his mother comes near, her eyes brimming with tears. she holds her arms out to hajime, tells her baby to come here. hajime, aching and bruised and perhaps with a freshly broken nose, collapses into his motherā€™s arms, silently crying into her shoulder as she pets his hair. she holds him close, rocking them from side to side, before she speaks. ā€œoh, hajime, darling,ā€ she starts, voice thick with tears and love, ā€œiā€™m sorry. weā€™ve failed you, havenā€™t we? thatā€™s why youā€™re doing this to us.ā€ hajimeā€™s stomach curdles at those words, and he quickly excuses himself, washing the blood off his face in the bathroom sink before he locks himself in his room.
regardless of the guilt he carriesā€” he knew he was sinning, after allā€” hajime knows he is no longer safe at home. his father had never beat him like that before, and he doesnā€™t know that he would be able to walk away if it happened again. he doesnā€™t want to leave his mother, but he could tell that she was disgusted by him, too, her words still echoing in his mind. so, hajime packs as many of his things as he can fit into his suitcase, and the next day he leaves town, never letting himself look back. he job hops for a bit before he manages to get his house in Jabberwockā€” he got really, really lucky with the price of the property.
hajime hasnā€™t talked to anyone from his hometown since he left, and while he still has his parentsā€™ landline number memorized, he doesnā€™t dare call. his dadā€™s probably disowned him, anyhow. sometimes he wonders how the people he grew up with are doing, but he canā€™t bring himself to go back. itā€™s not home anymore.
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loquarocoeur Ā· 3 months ago
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Guys.
For the love of GOD if you see a typo in a fic please tell me, this is getting embarrassing
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veinsfullofstars Ā· 4 months ago
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ā€œCā€™mon, gang, thereā€™s no need to be soā€¦ high-strung!ā€
(ID: Kirby series fanart of Gryll wielding two cans of multicolored silly string and gleefully spraying them all over the immediate area, curly strands of it handing from the ceiling, piled messily along the floor, and decorating their hat as well as their three familiars - Pepper, laughing and hanging from the can in Gryllā€™s right hand (our left); Salt, peeking over Gryllā€™s left foot (our right) in curiosity; and Sugar, lying beside Gryllā€™s right foot (our left) and sleeping through the chaos around them. END ID.)
Sketch started some time in 11/23, render started 08/06/24, finished 08/07/24, updated for color correction 11/02/24.
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2hoothoots Ā· 10 months ago
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It sounds like the Raz in your Villains AU would be more emotionally stunted than the proper FSAU Raz. I can imagine the Performer and Lover archetypes either didn't form to balance out the Agent archetype, or we have a Cassie situation. Maybe the Agent archetype usurped them and Raz ate his feelings.
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It's not that I can't. I just find it more prudent to focus my energy elsewhere.
v!au Raz doesn't have any archetypes. he never really saw the need to develop any. what's a guy like him need a little doodle friend for? he's already a walking one-dimensional paper cutout
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frogaroundandfindout Ā· 4 months ago
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You remember when dick was in space (for the first time with the new teen titans) because komandā€™r took Kory back and they needed to save her? And you remember how he understood it was a war they were fighting and that they needed to do what they had to in order to survive it? And how when Gar told him he needed to control Kory, dick wondered if he even should try to stop her from killing her sister? And how he literally killed to save her (thereā€™s some deniability but heā€™s literally hitting them with lasers described as deadly right in the head)? I do.
#something about dick doing this and understanding itā€™s war and war doesnā€™t always give you the choice to follow a moral code if you want to#live through it and make sure the one you love make it through too#and something about the change when the scenario called for it being oh so#similar to how Kory tried to pause her own teachings and relationship with combat while on earth#then despite knowing this was the type of battle Kory was raised for#the series had dick talking about how she was becoming more barbaric#and uncontrolled at times#when I think it would have been a much more interesting if they#instead chose to explore dick and Koryā€™s relationship with this ā€œswitchā€ or coming of age discovery + assimilation side by side#kory learning the balance of her heritage (she is tamaranian no matter what ) and her new life (sheā€™s on earth and the battle there is#not the same solar system wide war she was raised to fight. The things she was taught are true for her home and her people but this is a#new home for her. a new beginning. a new life with new family. She is tamaranian and always will be but for now sheā€™s on earth)#dick leaning to balance his past ( Bruce was his mentor and guide. he taught morality and ethics and all but gave him a what should you do#Guide during their years working together) and who he wants to be#(heā€™s not Bruce and what Bruce needs or thinks necessary doesnā€™t always ring true for dick too#heā€™s stepping into being his own man and part of that is forming his own views and opinions separate from his parent/mentor. Bruce will#never kill or let someone die if he can stop it. but dick? should he step in front of a bullet for a murderer over insuring someone elseā€™s#safety first? his teammates? his families? he doesnā€™t know if thatā€™s the kind of man he wants to be)#dc#dickkory#anyway#:)#does this make sense to anyone but my 5am running on two hrs of sleep brain#something about both of them being taught something by strict instructors#(the war lords and the bat)#and them learning#as all people have to#that most things are situational#new scenarios call for new things
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kerosene-saint Ā· 2 months ago
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I wish people didn't act like dd/lg or abdl were like pedophilia. not even into it and I'm a sfw age regressor (non community due to this problem) but like. ugh. and the problem is my views on it have changed so much over just this year. because guess what. whatever people do in their free time surrounding sex, as long as it is not genuinely illegal, should not fucking matter to you. it is not your fucking business to tell people you think their kink is gross and pedophilic, especially because it's not pedophilia. it is fine. to be uncomfortable with a kink page of a certain kind interacting with you. I get it. and there are some pretty mean people in those communities but guess what? there are mean people in EVERY COMMUNITY. and you do not have to relate that kink to pedophilia to say you'd prefer their kink blogs to not interact with whatever blog you have. but when you say shit like "pedos and also people into ddlg and abdl dni" it's annoying. you could say "ddlg/abdl blogs dni" absolutely fair. but saying don't interact abt an entire group of people of which you do not necessarily have the means of checking everyone for being in that community??? alright then. you have fun in puppy play isn't anything like fucking dogs but ddlg is like fucking children world.
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madaqueue Ā· 3 months ago
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i only cried once today after being yelled at/scolded for two hours straight!!!!! i would like my hug and pat on the head for being so good now please!!!!!!!
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island-in-the-shadows Ā· 6 months ago
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Ngl, I'm gonna take alll my DM shipper feels, put them in a box, bury the box, and leave it there for five years like a time capsule so that I can dig them up a few seasons down at the appropriate time. That way, next season, I won't have to remind myself that I cannot hold a show to what I want (this is why we have fanfiction, lol). But at least with this there's hope for the future.
Anyway---I am SO ready for the absolute chaos! I'm ready for Daniel and Louis teaming up even if Louis could explode at any time, I'm ready for Claudia who did NOT deserve ANY of it (šŸ˜¢), I'm ready for Louis standing up, I'm ready for Lestat because I can't even begin to image the insanity of that trial, I'm ready for Santiago to be the worst but also SERVE, I'm ready for Armand to have done all the things that he will never truly manage to atone for, I'm ready for the S1 revisits, I am SO ready for Louis to go all Firestarter on the TdV, I'm ready for the bodice ripper moment between Loumand, and the MUCH needed hug between Loustat (when is that even happening I have so many QUESTIONS), I'm ready for more of Raglan James and what that could mean for next season given his role in the books, I'm ready to see if that prop is the legit published book that Daniel writes or not, etc...
One of the beauties of Interview with the Vampire is that nothing is ever quite as we expect and it's always FANTASTIC! I know we're 3 weeks out from the end of the season but I'm already going to miss the giddy feeling of waiting for an episode every week and seeing it twice on the same day and seeing all the speculation afterwards. Regardless of the fighting or the shipping discourse (regardless of my rankings I am a toxic polycule believer ^_^), it really has been so fun to see everyone on here get excited and have the show trending every week.
Fingers crossed for the S3 confirmation soon after S2 ends!
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fauvester Ā· 2 years ago
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s2 garak you could not waterboard him to say a word that starts with O. s7 garak telling everyone around him Well when /I/ was the right hand leader of the Obsidian Order tm-
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