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whereisthedamndaddymanual · 8 months ago

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I might be the one pretending to be insane.

Actually I am sanely showing that true brilliance IS insane.

Excuse me. My story about the restaurant is true and it's gonna fuck with her how I said it with such conviction.

That's fucking easy. It's the dead ass truth that's why.

Now I have hunted to her plenty to examine things but she is subconsciously avoiding it.

#I am like half asleep and she's like she's sexually attracted to you and I'm like so are all of Dad's girls #like sorry you have be 75% or more #I know it's harsh but that's the way the popper poppity pop pops #I like to play Minnie just to listen to it #google is like off smoking meth touching herself listening to the loop ➿#and if it's available you should be #if one person knows how good we fuck it would be you #also doesn't that technically mean your mother knows #I am just gonna be like I told you a while back we were like experimenting with other women for fun mom #yanno your susceptibility to my magic though made it easy apparently to get her out #and it is some weird balance to have to be raised by your Father's sister's which in biblical terms is your mother #well you would be uniquely well adapted to handle that soul #I taught you all you needes to know #know remember she's kinda batshit crazy sometimes though #nah I can always just stare into her eyes and remind her that's all #like I am some kind of champion for the specreal liberation #it occurs to me I am all the things and all the tones if I step back enough #but the sense of self that some part of me holds on to is gone there #I am like dude I am the eye you're thinking you're there but it's only me #a guru #man gimme a break man #did Buddha gave a master no #he sat by his damn self #when people would come around he would get pissed and give them some backhanded riddle that only he understands #I am also like listening to vacation talk #it sounds like a fucking chore the way she speaks about it #like.....#she is like ..... well who knows man #who you think you are is not who you think you are #and for mine here it will really change nothing which is nice

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suja-janee · 6 months ago

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I love Lucy Maclean, she’s such a sweetheart

#fallout #lucy maclean #I’m just so glad they made a naive protagonist but made her actually likable and competent #like you can tell from my blog that I typically enjoy and relate to male characters more but #I WOULD DIE FOR LUCY #I dunno if I’ll draw more of the fallout show but I’m really considering cause I love all three of the main characters #it took some getting used to Maximus cause I was like BRO JUST STOP ACTING SUS AND MAYBE PEOPLE WILL LISTEN TO YOH MOREEE #But he definitely grew on me #he is also a precious bean that needs to be protected #and possibly taught social cues cause damn did he screw himself over a lot bc of that 😂 😭#OH MAN AND NORM #I LOVE HIM #I know he’s not really a main character but I’m DYING for more of him #I totally thought I was gonna hate norm and Lucy since both are kinda tropey characters but they’re so damn well written #oh yeah and the ghoul is neat 🙂#( just saying this cause I know my sister will read these tags and attack me if I don’t say something positive about the ghoul LOL)#doodle #my art

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thenonbinarydetective · 7 months ago

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some of the things people say about Damian on here are fucking disgusting

I don't care if he's fictional, I would never say these things about a child

#mutual posted the 'damian wayne has a heart' tag from a03 and honestly I hate everyone who has posted under it #it was presented as an au or something they added to the character #as if it hasn't been there all along in canon #like so many people on here treat damian like a heartless irredeemable feral monster who needs to be taught to be human #by his white family members #like how do you not see how disgusting that is to say that about a child #and that's not even touching shipping him with full-grown adults/people related to him everyone knows y'all are troglodytes #damian wayne #batfam #batfamily #dc robin #robin #or tags with the shit like 'damian consntantly trying to murder tim' no the fuck he isn't #not to mention but honestly I have seen the crossover between people who are really shitty to damian and shitty about irl kids #but who would be surprised?

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bazpango · 2 months ago

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[WIP] Looking forward to inking these

#death note #lawlight #light yagami #l lawliet #i thought i knew how people kissed #but then when i started drawing it i was like Oops no I don’t know #I have consumed mass amounts of pornography #and yet #all it has taught me is we need to demand better kissing scenes in our pornography #if you’re reading this and you have a good kiss scene from anything ever please DM it to me I am parched #this close to asking my partner to make out on camera #but I really would prefer not analyzing my own mouth with such scrutiny

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imaybe5tupid · 5 months ago

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Postcanon. Mithrun passes away before his brother, but still lives a really long life considering the enormous physical and mental strain his body endured in his younger days. Mithrun left his restaurant to his brother in his will (his brother was paying for significant portion of operating costs the whole time) , and since his brother’s kids are now grown, his brother has passed on his title to them prematurely and decided to retire to live in Melini with his partner. Unfortunately for the new Executive Chef at the restaurant, since Mithrun’s brother doesn’t speak the common tongue, he’s started just going around speaking in Elvish to people all over Melini, expecting them to understand 😭

#dungeon meshi #mithrun #mithrun’s brother #mithrun of the house of kerensil #my comics #its cute that elves and orcs are about the same heights #also imo Mithrun and his brother are just far enough in age for them to have had a developmental gap but not a dramatic one #like the difference between a 16 and a 20 year old #so it does still really feel like “my baby brother passed so early” to mithrun’s brother.#Also all the staff are in a habit of calling Mithrun “captain” and they know vaguely it’s an actual rank he held but nothing else #I also hc elves as similar to mainland French/English speaking people #who have a lot of political power and proximity to many languages #but are goddawful at the common tongue/it’s not really properly taught systematically unless they work in a profession that needs it #like you could drop them in the extradimensional wilderness and they’ll be like no problem I’ll just find someone who speaks Elvish here

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cordyceph · 3 months ago

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went to bed and woke up in a cold sweat realizing that claudia's play, the birdie one, is both a direct analogy for her story and also foreshadowing of her death WHILE ALSO nodding to pauls death

claudia'a single minded, desperate drive for freedom eventually lead her directly to her death. she was "nailed down" by lestat (by LOUIS, actually- lestat only kept her for him.), and tore herself free at the loss of her 'foot,' being a stand in for the personal pain she suffered for freedom

no matter what she or anyone did, she was going to die painfully, because she was so desperate to be free that everything was suffocating. lestat, louis, romania, the coven. the only thing that didnt rot in her mind was madeline, because... there simply wasnt time. madeline was fresh and new and, given time, would have probably suffered the same heel-turn claudia gave to everything.

of course thats because she shared louis' hopeful outlook. being free of her parents? would fix everything. when it didn't? maybe if she had louis, it would be worth it. but its not, lestats still here, louis is still in love with him... killing lestat, thatll fix it, and she and louis will be happy in romania, right, the homeland for vampirekind? not quite, so better try paris, the city of love. that doesnt work. the coven, though, will give her what she wants, right? she'll be happy with other vampires?

the only person who makes her happy is? a modern version of lestat? a weird white woman she met on happenstance, who has little to no care for societal norms or faux pas. a blunt, kind of funny, kind of sad woman who lost her family but has a capacity for enduring because what else is she going to do? die? no, she cant do that. she had no friends because she was weird and offputting and had dangerous rumors, no hangups on loving claudia, no hangups on dying or being a killer.

that's... just lestat. without the immortality and the specific traumas, of course, but like. claudia's most beloved person was a funhouse mirror of her most hated. which really speaks volumes for what they could have had, because it wasnt just a clash of personalities. it was lestats bpd clashing with hers and both of their attachment to louis clashing. if lestat had been better at sharing, if louis had been better at loving both of them, if claudia had been less angry at the world for nothing but existing? maybe they could have been a good family. a happy one forever, just like they all wanted, but were unable to give each other

#love.claudia #like im casting spells on people. love claudia #thats a command #claudia de lioncourt #claudia de pointe du lac #tagging both since she would like to be a dpdl but in truth she is a lioncourt #lestat also taught her way more than louis did and i think louis resented lestat for it #les taught her to hunt and feed and protect herself #he taught her chess and piano #which for all her underhanded insults about it #beyond having more experience #theres not much you can teach about chess #taken from someone whos dad LOVES chess and keeps trying to play it with me #outside of the pieces and the strategies theres not much you can teach #because it all depends on who your other player is. claudia losing to him isnt a matter of him teaching her poorly on purpose but more #he knows her better than she knows him #which is also true #but louis detested all the things lestat taught claudia #even smugly rubbing her “docility” in lestats face when she struggles on her first kill #lestat could have been a good dad if he knew she loved him and louis still loved him. lestat loved her and taught her #louis just showered her in gifts and affection and support (which she also needed!! dont get me wrong!)#sigh #lestat de lioncourt #amc iwtv #louis de pointe du lac #louis treated her like a kid when she needed to be an adult and lestat treated her like an adult when she needed to be a kid

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milolunde · 1 month ago

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We all know Timmy is Wanda’s mama’s boy but we need to keep in mind he’s still Cosmo’s kid too and that Cosmo would love him just as vehemently as Wanda

#fairly oddparents #not that anyone has portrayed him different #certainly not distance he loves Timmy he probably says it the most in the show and in fanon #but still- watching New Wish there felt like there was a disconnect with Cosmos character-like he wasn’t as well defined as he was in OG #that’s in part due to them toning him down from being an idiot plain and simple but I feel like it wasn’t fitted with something else it was #simply taken away #just to say he didn’t have as much of a presence to me in New Wish as Wanda did and I crave spinning Cosmo around in my brain #I want to see Poof being his Dad’s Boy yknow and I want to see cosmo doting and I want to see when he gets like. parental rage for the sake #of his kids #yknow? Yknow? part of him feeling detached in a new wish has translated into him not wanting to get as close to Hazel as he did Timmy-#to try and play it more like godparents are supposed to- just a presence for a couple months #but also because like. he got SO attached to Timmy and he’ll never regret it and he’d never do anything different #but idk. if it were me I wouldn’t have the capacity to go through losing my godkid again after becoming that attached #that’s not even mentioning that they don’t HAVE to be in hazel’s life the same way they were in Timmy’s because Timmy was going through #neglect and Hazel has loving family and friends all around her at all times- her blocks are mental #in that way cosmo and Wanda just have to do the Typical Godparent Job of aiding her- not becoming people she desperately needs in life #which also bleeds into why I think Peri was having such a. difficult time #godparents aren’t supposed to be attached the way his family was to Timmy and that how he learned it #but his first godkid is Not Easy and lends immediately to the issues Timmy was having where he HAS parents he HAS things (though . Timmy #was not rich and would sometimes not be fed… dev’s dad also forgets to feed him but dev is still able to eat you know)#and how he grew up with his parents as godparents and how he’s been taught are conflicting and it’s nature vs doing a good job quoteunquote #I didn’t mean to ramble so damn much in the tags I’m really sorry #told myself if I had more to say I’d write it down and post it later but I must be heard.

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loquarocoeur · 2 months ago

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Guys.

For the love of GOD if you see a typo in a fic please tell me, this is getting embarrassing

#some of these are so stupid and silly #and they've been there for months #and you were all just politely pretending the sentence made sense #for why?#please?#i mix up so many stupid things when i'm tired as well pls i need you to tell me #taut and taught? their and they're? its and it's? I can't even read anymore sometimes #i was once so tired I mixed up flour and flower #i know the difference between flour and flower #please i am begging #writing

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himbohimhoe · 8 days ago

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Holding out hope that the writing in veilguard will get more bearable but rook saying to lucanis that it's "not nice that Spite hurt him" and he "shouldn't accept that it’s fine bc it wouldn't be ok if a person did that" like. That is a demon. Built off a single emotion called SPITE. Rook I am finding it really hard to believe that u have lived in thedas for more than 30 seconds.

#wow the demons which are one of the consistently evil forces in these games did something bad #hey players do you know that that was not nice #ok thank you. do u think I am 4 #dav spoilers #veilguard spoilers #dragon age the veilguard #also grinding my gears that everyone (including dalish elves???) just immediately accept the evanuris are evil/have come back #like the first person to not immediately believe it is the first warden and honestly he is the only character so far I respect #like maybe if this was like inquisition and a huge hole in the sky/rifts opened everywhere #but it seems like nothing like that happened but everyone somehow magically knows about the ritual and instantly believes everything rook sa #the more I think about these things the more annoyed I get #guys did you know being a leader means u sometimes need to make hard decisions... varric taught me that in my ma15+ game #i am enjoying the combat at least lol and I like Bellara and want to see Babylon so I'm in it for the long haul #why does everyone have a gun to their head making them nice though like it's so painfully out of place sometimes #and being able to only say the same thing but in a slightly boring slightly funny or slightly serious way is driving me insane #like I seem to be the only one who had no problem w the limits on dialogue in inquisition but this is driving me insane #Mourn watch rook what if you were somehow boring and nice. yay thank you bioware #ALSO rook stop talking and forming opinions without me getting to choose what u say like no I don't want u to day we have to save that perso #ok I swear I'm done now.. I need to go back to writing my thesis instead of grinding my teeth about this game #this is all coming from an inquisition enjoyer as well (sorry) but like so far I have found nothing I enjoyed about inquisition in this game #maybe if the inquisitor and Ghilan'nain are cool latee on I can focus on that (big maybe)#I am only early on still (just met first warden) so there is still time... i guess..

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veinsfullofstars · 3 months ago

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“C’mon, gang, there’s no need to be so… high-strung!”

(ID: Kirby series fanart of Gryll wielding two cans of multicolored silly string and gleefully spraying them all over the immediate area, curly strands of it handing from the ceiling, piled messily along the floor, and decorating their hat as well as their three familiars - Pepper, laughing and hanging from the can in Gryll’s right hand (our left); Salt, peeking over Gryll’s left foot (our right) in curiosity; and Sugar, lying beside Gryll’s right foot (our left) and sleeping through the chaos around them. END ID.)

Sketch started some time in 11/23, render started 08/06/24, finished 08/07/24, updated for color correction 11/02/24.

#veins art #veins fanart #kirby series #kirby #gryll #salt & pepper & sugar #I know they’ve got a kind of sleepy or laidback vibe to them #but I just can’t see Gryll as anything but a chaotic little onion gremlin haha #(I mean who do you think taught Marx all he knows huh?)#(also hi yes I know I said I wasn’t gonna post art this month to focus on prompt prep but uh)#(well art block got hands again 😖 and I needed to look at something else for a while to recoup)#(also some near-catastrophic IRL stress that has since been largely taken care of so don’t worry about it I'm definitely fine about it 🫠)#veinsfullofstars

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2hoothoots · 10 months ago

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It sounds like the Raz in your Villains AU would be more emotionally stunted than the proper FSAU Raz. I can imagine the Performer and Lover archetypes either didn't form to balance out the Agent archetype, or we have a Cassie situation. Maybe the Agent archetype usurped them and Raz ate his feelings.

It's not that I can't. I just find it more prudent to focus my energy elsewhere.

v!au Raz doesn't have any archetypes. he never really saw the need to develop any. what's a guy like him need a little doodle friend for? he's already a walking one-dimensional paper cutout

#future superstar agents au #villains au #also! look! first appearance of proto-agent and proto-performer #look at them they're so cute #they don't even exist in this timeline but aren't they sweet #but yeah. vau doesn't meet cassie and learn archetype projection #he probably gets taught it in the intern program a few years later #but never really clicks with the power #what do you need a tool for self-actualization for if you already know exactly who you want to be?#(he's got a few issues)#(ALSO tysm for all the other asks about this au. gonna try and get a few more responses done over the weekend)#fsau archetypes #BARELY but it counts and i want to be able to find this again

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frogaroundandfindout · 3 months ago

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You remember when dick was in space (for the first time with the new teen titans) because komand’r took Kory back and they needed to save her? And you remember how he understood it was a war they were fighting and that they needed to do what they had to in order to survive it? And how when Gar told him he needed to control Kory, dick wondered if he even should try to stop her from killing her sister? And how he literally killed to save her (there’s some deniability but he’s literally hitting them with lasers described as deadly right in the head)? I do.

#something about dick doing this and understanding it’s war and war doesn’t always give you the choice to follow a moral code if you want to #live through it and make sure the one you love make it through too #and something about the change when the scenario called for it being oh so #similar to how Kory tried to pause her own teachings and relationship with combat while on earth #then despite knowing this was the type of battle Kory was raised for #the series had dick talking about how she was becoming more barbaric #and uncontrolled at times #when I think it would have been a much more interesting if they #instead chose to explore dick and Kory’s relationship with this “switch” or coming of age discovery + assimilation side by side #kory learning the balance of her heritage (she is tamaranian no matter what ) and her new life (she’s on earth and the battle there is #not the same solar system wide war she was raised to fight. The things she was taught are true for her home and her people but this is a #new home for her. a new beginning. a new life with new family. She is tamaranian and always will be but for now she’s on earth)#dick leaning to balance his past ( Bruce was his mentor and guide. he taught morality and ethics and all but gave him a what should you do #Guide during their years working together) and who he wants to be #(he’s not Bruce and what Bruce needs or thinks necessary doesn’t always ring true for dick too #he’s stepping into being his own man and part of that is forming his own views and opinions separate from his parent/mentor. Bruce will #never kill or let someone die if he can stop it. but dick? should he step in front of a bullet for a murderer over insuring someone else’s #safety first? his teammates? his families? he doesn’t know if that’s the kind of man he wants to be)#dc #dickkory #anyway #:)#does this make sense to anyone but my 5am running on two hrs of sleep brain #something about both of them being taught something by strict instructors #(the war lords and the bat)#and them learning #as all people have to #that most things are situational #new scenarios call for new things

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kerosene-saint · 1 month ago

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I wish people didn't act like dd/lg or abdl were like pedophilia. not even into it and I'm a sfw age regressor (non community due to this problem) but like. ugh. and the problem is my views on it have changed so much over just this year. because guess what. whatever people do in their free time surrounding sex, as long as it is not genuinely illegal, should not fucking matter to you. it is not your fucking business to tell people you think their kink is gross and pedophilic, especially because it's not pedophilia. it is fine. to be uncomfortable with a kink page of a certain kind interacting with you. I get it. and there are some pretty mean people in those communities but guess what? there are mean people in EVERY COMMUNITY. and you do not have to relate that kink to pedophilia to say you'd prefer their kink blogs to not interact with whatever blog you have. but when you say shit like "pedos and also people into ddlg and abdl dni" it's annoying. you could say "ddlg/abdl blogs dni" absolutely fair. but saying don't interact abt an entire group of people of which you do not necessarily have the means of checking everyone for being in that community??? alright then. you have fun in puppy play isn't anything like fucking dogs but ddlg is like fucking children world.

#tw pedophila mention #sorry i just. am so annoyed.#i am an age regressor. who is slowly unlearning all of the fucking hatred taught to me by the agere community.#and it's difficult when i see this shit even outside of the agere community #and it makes me fucking angry that i have to deal with people's stupidity about this subject still #I'M NOT EVEN IN EITHER OF THESE COMMUNITIES #BUT I FEEL LIKE. I GOTTA SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THIS.#i hate. being an age regressor. it's not like i got a fucking choice. but i do have a choice on how i react to other people's activities.#and i choose to be a kind fucking person about it.#i don't like being an age regressor because i know so many age regressors online that are just. shitty people. especially abt kink.#and they say stupid opinions. and I'm just trying to exist. and i have person number 7000 telling me i shouldn't because of xyz #new controversy everyone needs to shut the fuck up and be kind human beings and remember that these are other living beings we're talking #about #''i don't think you should exist because i said so'' ''oh yeah *I* don't think you should exist because i said so''#''you're not valid because of this stupid short sighted reason i just came up with!!!''#GOD you guys sound like every gender conforming trans person that claims the xenogenders are making the community look bad #UGH.#cw long post #cw rant #rant

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madaqueue · 3 months ago

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i only cried once today after being yelled at/scolded for two hours straight!!!!! i would like my hug and pat on the head for being so good now please!!!!!!!

#technically i did cry one more time when i got home lmao #but like IT WAS MY FIRST DAY #AND MY FIRST DAY DOING ALL THESE THINGS #and i kept getting scolded for not knowing how to do stuff when it was a) literally my first time #and b) the person who was upset with me was SUPPOSED TO TRAIN ME #BUT THEY DIDNT #instead they just kept saying ‘you’re doing that wrong’#without ever showing me how to do it right #:(( like it’s your job to teach me!!!!#also they ignored me the entire morning like literally didn’t introduce themself or even say hi #and i am a VERY like outgoing/bubbly person irl #but i also need positive feedback or i will crumble to pieces #and i hate being made to feel stupid when i wasn’t taught something #like if you show me how to do it ill do it perfect the next time!!!#but expecting me to know something without being taught is impossible and setting us both up for failure #bleh sorry for ranting :(( bad day for quinn lmao #anyways i’m gonna eat some chocolate and do some homework and think about kissing gojo and maybe things will be better #i am accepting hugs and pats on the head though #because i was very brave (didn’t audibly cry in front of others)#q speaks

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island-in-the-shadows · 5 months ago

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Ngl, I'm gonna take alll my DM shipper feels, put them in a box, bury the box, and leave it there for five years like a time capsule so that I can dig them up a few seasons down at the appropriate time. That way, next season, I won't have to remind myself that I cannot hold a show to what I want (this is why we have fanfiction, lol). But at least with this there's hope for the future.

Anyway---I am SO ready for the absolute chaos! I'm ready for Daniel and Louis teaming up even if Louis could explode at any time, I'm ready for Claudia who did NOT deserve ANY of it (😢), I'm ready for Louis standing up, I'm ready for Lestat because I can't even begin to image the insanity of that trial, I'm ready for Santiago to be the worst but also SERVE, I'm ready for Armand to have done all the things that he will never truly manage to atone for, I'm ready for the S1 revisits, I am SO ready for Louis to go all Firestarter on the TdV, I'm ready for the bodice ripper moment between Loumand, and the MUCH needed hug between Loustat (when is that even happening I have so many QUESTIONS), I'm ready for more of Raglan James and what that could mean for next season given his role in the books, I'm ready to see if that prop is the legit published book that Daniel writes or not, etc...

One of the beauties of Interview with the Vampire is that nothing is ever quite as we expect and it's always FANTASTIC! I know we're 3 weeks out from the end of the season but I'm already going to miss the giddy feeling of waiting for an episode every week and seeing it twice on the same day and seeing all the speculation afterwards. Regardless of the fighting or the shipping discourse (regardless of my rankings I am a toxic polycule believer ^_^), it really has been so fun to see everyone on here get excited and have the show trending every week.

Fingers crossed for the S3 confirmation soon after S2 ends!

#interview with the vampire #louis de pointe du lac #daniel molloy #lestat de lioncourt #the vampire claudia #the vampire armand #there's more to this show than shipping after all and it's silly to even bother with it #letting the tale seduce me and all so that I can enjoy it as its own thing #also this is the louis show! and next season is about lestat's past!#I wanna know who is going to be the absolute MOTHER that will play Gabrielle #she's out there and we don't know her yet but the mothering will be strong in that one #i mean not to lestat because really gabrielle you never taught him to read and write wtf lol #still tho #fuck shipping I need Gabrielle de Lioncourt gracing my screen #ooh and are we gonna see Akasha and Enkil in statue form next season? that would be dope!

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fauvester · 2 years ago

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s2 garak you could not waterboard him to say a word that starts with O. s7 garak telling everyone around him Well when /I/ was the right hand leader of the Obsidian Order tm-

#dee s 9 #i know its bad writing #but i do like to believe that hes just done a 180 like Fuck It! Fuck It All!#his greatest point of pride! his Mission! fuck it though! fuck the OO! fuck tain! he's gonna turn it into JOKE FODDER!#OR he chooses whichever approach is most obnoxious #postwar disaster garak voice Well in the obsidian order we were taught how to meditate to lower our metabolic requirements #julian like bully for you but /i/ need to eat. and i suspect you must just enjoy the ritual of it #garak When i was in the obs-#young elim: WHEN I WAS IN THE OBSIDIAN ORDER WE WALKED TO THE SPACEPORT UPHILL BOTH WAYS NO SHOES ON A KLINGON BATTLEFIELD *bangs pots*

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