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never will i stop being so absolutely pissed how the media in general tends to forget who charles leclerc is. the way they keep pointing out that he is pretty - the way they constantly milk that he is pretty. the way they will not shut up about him being pretty. yes he is pretty. he also bites, has rabies, and will kill your favorite driver if it secures him either a monaco win or the wdc, preferably both. he's insane. he's bananas. he's absolutely delusional and rage filled and hungry and oh, also, so fucking talented it makes grown men, established legends in the sport, tremble with fear and watch in awe. put some respect on his name and have some well justified fear for god's sake.

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'the F1 movie needed to have Brad Pitt fuck his female engineer because there needed to be sexual tension!' BORING. If they wanted sexual tension they should've made it historically accurate and true to real life and had Brad Pitt fuck his teammate

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is charles adding salt to the wound or is he playing low profile ? i so imagine him being very smug like “do you get lost in my eyes too baby?”

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Charles is definitely just being a complete menace about it to fuck with Max and it's working

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pls pls insert very jealous max in the yours verse (it's not even that far off) and a territorial max would be so funny to see seeing that he's so adamant to NOT show he's affected by it

And he'd last all of ten minutes

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crying that Jack Whitehall has unwittingly inserted himself into lestappen smut lore ~ 🦢

Ngl he seems like the kind of guy who did his research and made an informed choice to insert himself here actually

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yeah the next thing is Max having their room booked next to jack Whitehall and max made sure jack didn't get an ounce of sleep from all the noise

Jack is regretting every career choice he ever made

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only a kiss is too pg13, they're full on making out and max still manages to stick his middle finger up at jack whitehall

He's good at multitasking

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max hearing the f1 75 man talk about Charles and his eyes, the next thing max does is kiss Charles Infront of that guy

Uh yeah obviously, what else is he supposed to do

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max listening to the f175 guy saying he's getting lost in charles eyes and losing all his hinges and going well those are the eyes looking at me when he's fucking me seven different ways into sunday (slay my unhinged king)

And let me tell you he would say that to Jack Whitehall's face

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possessive max incoming after the f1 75 event where everyone and their mothers wants to bang charles. istg the levels of unhinged backstage (and onstage) might probably translate all thru out the season lol

You know you're actually so right

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And how is charles feeling abt everyone constantly bringing up "fight" between max and george?

He probably thinks it's funny and Max is probably so over it at this point

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Look at this diva showing off his tits pecs and tiny ass waist

Look at him!!

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So, how’s Max feeling about all the sex-with-Charles-talk from last night?

Salty

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no way ppl are using ai to write ao3. what happened to being a tortured writer. what happened to blood on the page. what happened to the ao3 curse. people used to get run over, have their houses burned down, break their entire spines and they still put in the work to finish a chapter. fuck you, using ai. y’all are weak

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like twenty years ago i remember an anon mentioning something about how max and charles would go feral over symbolism with their racing numbers

on an unrelated note, hey anon, how are we feeling about max sitting at table 16

-COI

I didn't even notice! This is the kind of soulmateism I'm talking about guys, it's real

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yours verse max is a lucky, lucky boy.

Oh yes he is