azelmawrites

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are you ok??🖤🖤

Yes! I am okay and doing very well, I've been overwhelmed with finals and my job :( thank you for asking my dear 💖💖

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Do you have other account?

no I don’t have any other account besides this one and my ao3 (@sweetgirl_r) I didn’t neglect this account I promise 😭 I’m just an overwhelmed and stressed chemistry student. Though I will be more active and present after 9th of December. I promise I am here and will make it up to you guys ❤️

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rereading fx-991 love to escape the world, thank you for writing it🫂

omgg thank you queen I’m so happy you like it 💖💖💖

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do you still do yan talk for erwin

not anymore sorry queen now I just write for women and nbys

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drop hyperfeminine darling's pinterest board I miss her

bet, queen here ya go

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can you write anything for shoko from jjk???

yes she’s one of the people I write for, so give me ideas tysm

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I kinda meant yandere/yandere but THANK YOU I LOVE THAT THANK YOU TBH I LOVE EVERYTHING WITH HANGE EIFUGSKDUFVGKDUFHYGKDVF

yay! but wel I don’t write yandere for yandere

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what if. what if Reader was just as crazy for Hange as Hange is for them. and. and they kissed.

I think this doesn’t fall under yandere and is like a normal relationship but but but I truly do love the idea of just completely spoiling Hange

like they went through so much that they truly just deserve a break and someone to sincerely and deeply love them and show it to them in a way that makes them feel fulfilled and content. You see, love is great and all but the love being translated to Hange perfectly omg that is chef’s kiss.

with that being said I think Hange’s main love languages are physical touch and acts of service. And that is sweet because Hange is very touch deprived like at first when you started dating them you would notice when you hugged them as a greeting they would elongate the hug or squeeze you tighter. and holding hands means holding it for hours, they don’t care if they gotta use their hand for something *they will* use their other hand and will only let go when you let go but even then they would be looking for openings to hold your hand. Though it’s not only hand holding but literally they have to be touching any part of your body constantly. so having you? a person who perfectly makes them feel loved through that? oh yes. Hange is in euphoria.

but lowkey another actually not very healthy thing us Hange looooooves it when you act jealous and possessive over them. like bring on the crazy gf act and they will gobble that up, it makes them feel like you care.

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So glad you’re back because I’ve missed hange and their hyper feminine mean gf

me too!! just the other day I was organizing my pinterest and I saw the board and omg my heart is soaring I miss talking about them

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Old money hange darling would be three times as mean as trophy wife darling and hyper feminine gf combined

hmm I think it depends? like if she has something to lose then no she’s not mean but if she has nothing to lose then what’s the worst that can happen?

see the thing with old money Hange is that they are more dangerous than new money Hange and we already established why. aka using their family bane and connections to be the world’s worst criminal and have the law be at their side just because. So if you have something to lose like your family and scared for Hange to do anything to hurt them then very clearly you would want to be nice and sweet and perfect for Hange in case they decide to target your family instead of you. I mean, you can take it but you cannot stand seeing your family take it.

but if you have nothing to lose, and/or Hange already did the worst they could to your family so you have no fears and you’re just thinking that okay this is the worst. So you have so much leeway of being as mean and horrible and as toxic and as much of nightmare you want because of that.

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Old money hange would be 10 times as controlling tbh and would probably use their family name to excuse it

precisely. okay. so this may sound childish but honestly when I think of an orphan old money vibes I think of bruce wayne. Like yes his parents died but look at him still using his family’s name and money and connections.

So this is the case with old money Hange. like you best believe they are abusing their family name, connections, and money. like all of it to be able to gaslight you into thinking that you being treated like a property is something normal.

Also, I feel like it would also be enabled by some of the delusional people and out of touch rich people. Like they would also equally view you as a property that belong to Hange and so you getting this treatment and no freedom is right because…well…before Hange you were nothing.

What did you have before Hange? a lousy job that you hated, a routine that sucked all your energy, and stress that you couldn’t handle. In their minds, Hange getting you into a completely different social class that you actually could only dream of, is charity.

like sure you had freedom, but at what cost? this is what goes into their minds, and you eventually have to come to terms with it. Do you like this life with all those superficial people and the mental trauma and mind games with Hange, and the occasional sexual abuse? or do you have to go back to your old life where you didn’t like your job and the stress of living was simply too much? I don’t know, you choose.

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Yan4yan hange and darling

sorry I don’t like the concept of yan for yan

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the way this works for BOTH modern Hange and canon Hange omg

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Hange may be annoying af but darling still a hot rich nerd that eats pussy like a starvinv lion so its a win

I said it once and I will say it again, Hange possesses what I call a tongue technology.

plus I feel like it’s always the nerds that are the freakiest people ever. like no way Hange works that hard to get straight A’s or whatever they do at their job idk I’m not a scientist. and then they don’t expect a reward afterwards.

Hange *gets* straight A’s to be able to demand you for a reward and you cannot say No. I mean, it is their reward after all.

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We’re absolutely running with old money hange

I love it too honestly I think it’s a fun little concept to talk about

but me personally my heart belongs with new money Hange. You may ask me why? I’ll tell you why. Because this means that they were actually poor at some point and know the struggle of being broke, that and I feel like it’s an attractive concept that they got all this money through their big brain and hard work and it wasn’t just passed down to them. That!! and I actually noticed poor people are more generous lol

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Are you also doing yan talk for other characters?

yes ma’am. here’s a list if you’re interested:

attack on titan women

jjk women

ellie williams

abby anderson

natasha romanov

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Old money orphan hange honestly makes so much sense, the lack of drip, the entitlement to darling that probably stems from childhood loneliness

thank you!!!!! you worded it perfectly.

Do you know how some people give vibes of eldest siblings or being raised with sisters or brothers or even being only children. or even growing up with mommy issues and daddy issues. it all shows it all truly shows even in tiny ways.

For me Hange screams never met their parents, and has that indifference about them you know? like, they say they don’t really mind growing up without parents but it did mess them up in the way that they grew up so lonely and just desperate to have that warmth darling has. I read this quote from a tiktok ages ago and apparently it was from saltburn (have never seen it) but it’s like: I don’t think you’re a spider, you’re a moth. Quiet. Harmless. Drawn to shiny things. banging up against the window, just desperate to get un. Well, you’ve done it now. You’ve made your holes in everything, you will eat us from the inside out.

ever since I read it, I was like that’s peak Hange right there. they want everything you have to offer they want everything you own, they want everything that you are. and well… you are just gonna have to keep giving and giving and making more just for them to suck it out of you or make their holes in your soul.