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😈CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT😈

Here's a preview of the amazing art by @zivilzz! Find the full piece in Thwarting Wiles: Vol. 2!

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Chapter 14 of Bring Your Seed to Blossom has (finally) been posted!

Featuring three heart stopping panels by @zivilzz ✨

He said nothing as he moved to stand behind the priest and wrapped his arms around him, resting his chin on the wet slope of Aziraphale’s right shoulder with a soft, pleased sigh. They didn’t speak as they stood there in the steamy oasis, Crowley nuzzling into his neck while his beautiful hands grazed over the wet swell of Aziraphale’s stomach lovingly, fingertips lazily swirling through the drenched dusting of hair there.

This chapter is tender, reverent, and full of emotions. I’m sorry for the delay, but I hope it’s worth it 💖

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Chapter 14 of Bring Your Seed to Blossom has (finally) been posted!

Featuring three heart stopping panels by @zivilzz ✨

He said nothing as he moved to stand behind the priest and wrapped his arms around him, resting his chin on the wet slope of Aziraphale’s right shoulder with a soft, pleased sigh. They didn’t speak as they stood there in the steamy oasis, Crowley nuzzling into his neck while his beautiful hands grazed over the wet swell of Aziraphale’s stomach lovingly, fingertips lazily swirling through the drenched dusting of hair there.

This chapter is tender, reverent, and full of emotions. I’m sorry for the delay, but I hope it’s worth it 💖

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Good Omens Fanfic Recs - part 2# June 2025 🥳🩷

Multichapterfics

98] Under my skin (E) by @ilikeblue

Aziraphale runs a publishing company with his half brother Gabriel - apart from that, there is nothing they have in common. He is bone-achingly lonely, with Anathema being his only friend. When she slips him the number of an escort, he is just being polite by taking it - right? But after another horrible birthday he decides to take the plunge. 🌶️💓 Art by @zamolodchikohyeah

A nice and kind of pretty woman style fic, low on angst and high on feelings! My 3 story of this author and I decided to simply read all and everything they ever wrote in the GO-universe!

99] Deluded (M) by @di-42

Aaaaahwww, you gonna love this one! Human Au, in which Aziraphale only does relationships, while Crowley only does ONS. They are both not very successful with their ways, which might be the reason why Maggie sets them up for a blind date. Which Crowley only accepts to be polite, never ever would he be thinking about changing his mind. ... Really, Crowley? 😉

I read this story on a sunny afternoon on my balcony and my neighbours must have thought me crazy, because I had to laugh so much. The banter is hilarious! 😂

I am ever so glad to know @di-42 personally and am honoured to be her sometimes-beta. 🤓 She also shares a LOT of fanfic recs, practically all of the time, so please go find her on tumblr and follow her!

100] On a dark and stormy night (E) by @tawnyontumblr

Human Au, in which Viscount Eastgate lives alone in the crumbling family estate, writing novels with (at that times) embarrassingly explicit scenes. On a dark and stormy night, Miss Antonia Crowley seeks refuge in his house. They don't seem to like each other ... 😉

101] Not a mounted dildo but a fucking machine (E) by @naromoreau and @summerofspock

Human AU. Beeing roommates since Uni, Aziraphale and Crowley find themselves stuck inside during lockdown. While Crowley experiences withdrawal-symptoms from not beeing able to have sex, Aziraphale - being a virgin - is getting itchy, because his online-date seems set on "physical experiences" soon. Them both being straight, there seems no harm in some ... let´s call it "teaching lessons" - can there? 🤦‍♀️😁🌶️🌶️🌶️

My Goodness, who would have thought they could even be more ignorant about what´s going on! Hot Hot Hot!

102] This is not my beautiful house (T) by @the-written-wyrm

Crawly wakes up in a place he doesn´t know - a rectangle filled with lots of other rectangels. His hair is cut short, he is wearing ridiculous clothes and there is an angel calling him Crowley. What the heck is going on? 🤓

I really liked this story - what would happen, if Crowley didn´t know Aziraphale - would they fall in love again? Spoiler-alert: of course. Crowley discovering the modern world is hilarious!

103] 24 hours (I've waited my whole life) (E) by @createserenity

Human Au. When there's a knock on Aziraphale s door the morning of his 40th birthday, he is grumbling. But opening the door there is not the expected food delivery, but a handsome stranger waiting to entertain him for 24 hours. Turns out, it's Anathema's gift to Aziraphale.😎

Well, another story with one of them being a sex worker - seems I have a type! 😅

Oneshots

104] Sugar we're going down (E) by @depraveddame

Crowley is sick of shaving and goes to a queer friendly studio to try out sugaring. The technician with the blond halo seems to be helping the process as much as the pain. Crowley is in for so much more than he expected ... 🌶️🌶️🌶️ Mind the tags!

Series: Allure

105] The Allure of Correction (E) by @ajconstantine

Human AU: Crowley is the butler to Viscount Fell and wants to please. One might he accidentally drops a glas of wine - this behaviour needs to be corrected. 👋 A short little Oneshot to start of their voyage.

106] The Allure of Desire (E) by @ajconstantine

The story continues: it´s been a whole year, since they first crossed the invisible line. They both cherish each other dearly, but Crowley is very aware of his position in life. He will never be anything more than a butler, a person of no rank. So when Aziraphale wants to make them an "us", Crowley can´t see a way. 💔 They will find their happy end of course! Both stories can be read as stand-alone, the series is not marked as finished.

Hope you enjoy the list, pls share the love with kudos, comments and shares! 🤗

Follow along for short summaries and recs on the books i read🩷 The numbers are for funsies - i want to count my reads throughout 2025.

I only read finished stories and one-shots. You will find no WIPs in here. Also you will only find happy or at least hopeful endings here - i couldn´t handle anything else.

Also i try to find every author here on tumblr to link-to, but some times i am out of luck. If you happen to know them, please tell them, write to me in the comments or DM me and i will update the post!

Ratings in ()

Fanfiction is my happyplace 🩷

PS: if you´re interested in GO-recs, here is the overview of all of my recs so far!

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if you're writing and find yourself thinking 'this is too weird/gross/offputting/esoteric/ambitious/catered to my specific interests + sure to push away a broader audience' that is the devil speaking and it is a lie. you are already firmly on the right path and you need to double down

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Did I write a fic based on this challenge? Yes. Did it end up being full of pining and tenderness and sweet feelings realization between two idiots? Also YES.

Summary: During a dry spell, Crowley complains loudly and insistently to his flatmate (who he’s wanted to fuck as long as he's known him) about how a dildo is nowhere near as satisfying as the real thing, and Aziraphale proposes that they actually put Crowley's theory to the test.

Just two flatmates conducting an experiment where they see if Crowley actually can tell the difference between a sex toy and Aziraphale's cock in the name of science, aka the Real Dick vs Dildo challenge, aka the one where affection starved Crowley has desires and feelings and would pretty much do anything to get Aziraphale inside him at least once.

Read is this the real thing/ is this just fantasy? here!

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Just wanted to say I've been pretty stressed about....well everything recently, and your works have continued to be a nice, quiet moment away from it all. ❤️

that being said, you ARE everyones mother now.

sorry not sorry.

I dont make the rules.

🤷‍♀️

First of all, I’m hugging you so hard 🫂💖 I’m so sorry you’ve been so stressed. Everything is pretty fucking terrible, and I’m right there with you; you’re not alone. I can’t tell you how much it means that my writing can offer a quiet moment from it all ♥️ there’s really nothing more I could ever wish for as a writer than for my work to offer comfort, an escape, or anything else a reader needs 💖 thank you for hanging out with my stories and giving yourself moments of respite. Take care of yourself however you can, be gentle with yourself and hang in there. I hope things get better my dear 🫂

Also I will gladly accept that title (even if I’m more of a daddy at heart) ♥️ heheh.

Sending you love and anything else you need 💖🫂

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Did I write a fic based on this challenge? Yes. Did it end up being full of pining and tenderness and sweet feelings realization between two idiots? Also YES.

Summary: During a dry spell, Crowley complains loudly and insistently to his flatmate (who he’s wanted to fuck as long as he's known him) about how a dildo is nowhere near as satisfying as the real thing, and Aziraphale proposes that they actually put Crowley's theory to the test.

Just two flatmates conducting an experiment where they see if Crowley actually can tell the difference between a sex toy and Aziraphale's cock in the name of science, aka the Real Dick vs Dildo challenge, aka the one where affection starved Crowley has desires and feelings and would pretty much do anything to get Aziraphale inside him at least once.

Read is this the real thing/ is this just fantasy? here!

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Phew if this ain’t me and Vine Slips 😅

I have no outline tho, just vibes

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@angie-words the number one reason I didn’t have the setting in this fic as Hampstead Heath is for title purposes, otherwise it WOULD have been there and likely at The Fuck Tree!!! 😂💖✨

happy pride month to the fuck tree I guess

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Can I interest anyone in a second Pride fic featuring some feral cruising and Crowley in a kilt?✨

I’m back again with another random Human AU one shot because I have no self control 🌈✨

Tags: Cruising, Anonymous Sex, Top Aziraphale/bottom Crowley, Human AU, oral and anal sex, protected/safe sex/condoms, meet cute, feral behavior, dirty talk, Crowley Wears a Kilt, Aziraphale is smitten and more

Excerpt: As he walks, one foot mired in self contemplation bordering on deprecation and one in the waking world, the occasional trill of a nightingale mingling with melodies of a much different kind, Aziraphale feels eyes on him, the prickle of being seen hitting him square in the chest before slithering up the back of his neck and over his scalp, tingly and unmistakable; an invitation.

The gaze that seals onto him, strangely bright in the low light, belongs to a willowy thing (twink, maybe? Femboy, perhaps? Aziraphale couldn’t say and wouldn’t dare to presume, and none of that has ever mattered to him, in any case) leaning up against a sizable tree just a few paces ahead of Aziraphale to his left. The slim line of his body languidly melts into the trunk like he’s part of it the tree itself, and oddly enough, it looks as if he’s eating something— an apple, Aziraphale realises after squinting to better see— but despite this, it’s clear he’s looking right at Aziraphale, his regard glinting with intrigue over the shining, nearly black looking skin of the fruit he bites into with a sharply ringing crrrrunch.

Click here to read more on ao3! 🍎

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Delighted to have where you tend a rose recommended! Thank you so so much! 💖💖

Good Omens Fanfic Recs - part 1# June 2025 🥳🩷

Multichapterfics

87] Mistakes were made (T) by @vampiremama

Set after S2, Aziraphale finds himself in heaven, loathing the bright whiteness. When he is tasked with the preparation of the second-coming he realises he needs help. Well, Crowley is still very hurt, but he won't let earth go to waste because of that. So they work together - again.

88] Tether (E) by @gingiekittycat

Set after S2, Aziraphale is up in heaven doing his duties as the new supreme archangel, when he suddenly finds himself sitting in the Bentley, next to a deeply hurt Crowley. Has he been summoned? But Crowley obviously doesn't even want him to be there? At least not this time. But it keeps happening and soon, things start to heaten up. They need to find out, why this keeps happening. 🌶️🤨

Now this fic may present itself as mostly smut, but it has quite a bit of an angsty undercurrent and leans more on the serious and sad (to me) tone of writing. You will find no banter here, but besides very hot scenes a really good plot and a totally new view on Crowley's fall. I had to head over to AO3 and subscribe to the author immediately.

89] Cinders bound by golden crown (E) by @ajconstantine

Human AU/Omegaverse: Crowley is a born omega and beloved to his father. When he remarries, the new stepmother and stepsiblings seem distant. But when his father dies a few years later - Crowley finds himself reduced to the lowest servant in the house. Meanwhile Prince Aziraphale, a born alpha, is forced to marry for the sake of the kingdom and is set to at least chose his partner himself. So there will be 3 balls ... And no, there is no fairy, but a very caring Anathema helping out. 🤴🫶

A retell of Cinderella set in the Omegaverse, though there is no knotting and rutting but there is male pregnancy and Crowley suffers heavy physical abuse before he finds his angel. So do mind the tags!

90] Unter the Samhain Sky (T) by @avoicebehindthestars

Set in pre-Christian Ireland, Aziraphale realises that 1 night each year, heaven has to close for maintainance. He chooses to stay on earth, unable to draw from his angelic powers. Soon he finds himself in dire need of help - until the Serpent of Eden comes to his rescue. 🩷

A beautiful story of our beloved angels in a time, when their ways of dealing with each other still were so new somehow and yet already the same. Like a peak in the past! 🫶

91] But I only just got you, You Can't leave (E) by @matsukitty

Ok please listen to me. There is a reason why I am addressing you before the short summary. This is probably the darkest story I ever read and I read a lot. There is non-con, rape and a lot of physical violence and torture in this fic, everything addressed to Aziraphale. Please read the tags and be careful with yourself. I downloaded this story months ago and just plunged in without regards to the tags ... And then it was like a train wreckage, where you just can't stop watching. I needed to finish the story just to know it would be ok. In hindsight I should have skipped the violent parts. So if you are not into heavy violence, this fic is probably not for you. The story does have a happy ending and sometimes uses well known characters and phrases in a different and interesting way.

That said, this story is about Aziraphale, who is a young prostitute. Crowley is in his mid twenties, married to Muriel and a closeted gay. When he meets Aziraphale, he is done for. Sadly, he is not the only one. Gabriel, chief of police, decides he needs Aziraphale for himself. So he sets up a scheme to kidnap the man to make him his sex slave. Things deterior quickly.

92] And now all of my garden is grown in lavender (E) by @ilikeblue

Aziraphale is a famous author of gay love novels and moves into his inherited cottage. Crowley is the local gardener and soon a friendship develops. Yes, friendship - pining is the keyword here. That is, until Aziraphale is invited into a TV-show for promotion. There he is confronted with pictures of him and Crowley ... 😅

I really needed a feelgood-story after the last one, so I went and reread this one. And I have to admit, though I already liked it the first time, the second time was even better. So many good dialogues, super plot, just a real nice story perfect for summertime.

Oneshots

93] Covet (M) by @anonymous

Aziraphale wonders, how long he has been wanting Crowley. 🩷

If you want to listen to this one, there is a podfic available by FayJay!

94] The colour beige given corporal form (E) by @harlotofgod

Human AU, in which Aziraphale and Crowley share a flat. One day Aziraphale comes home to find Crowley in a ... quite compromising ... situation. Can he help? Yes he can. 😁

95] Where you tend a rose (E) by @depraveddame

Crowley hurts himself accidentally when tending to the roses of their cottage. Aziraphale tends to him, Crowley is doing very well ... And even better, after Aziraphale starts telling him, what a good boy he is. 😉🌶️🌶️🌶️

96] Carpet diem (M) by @dragonfire42

A few days ago, Crowley gave Mr. Brown his business card. Now Mr. Brown messages him ... to sell him a carpet. But is he ... ? 😁🤦‍♀️

97] Don´t fall away from me (E) by @cassioh and @ilikeblue

Set after S2, Crowley wallows ... in self-pity and alcohol on a certain couch in a certain shop. When Nina sets his head straigt, he decides so stretch his wings and go for a fly. Except - he isn´t alone in the sky ... A meeting above the clouds where they finally talk. And more. 😉

Hope you enjoy the list, pls share the love with kudos, comments and shares! 🤗

Follow along for short summaries and recs on the books i read🩷 The numbers are for funsies - i want to count my reads throughout 2025.

I only read finished stories and one-shots. You will find no WIPs in here. Also you will only find happy or at least hopeful endings here - i couldn´t handle anything else.

Also i try to find every author here on tumblr to link-to, but some times i am out of luck. If you happen to know them, please tell them, write to me in the comments or DM me and i will update the post!

Click here for the list of all my recs so far!

Fanfiction is my happyplace 💕

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Can I interest anyone in a second Pride fic featuring some feral cruising and Crowley in a kilt?✨

I’m back again with another random Human AU one shot because I have no self control 🌈✨

Tags: Cruising, Anonymous Sex, Top Aziraphale/bottom Crowley, Human AU, oral and anal sex, protected/safe sex/condoms, meet cute, feral behavior, dirty talk, Crowley Wears a Kilt, Aziraphale is smitten and more

Excerpt: As he walks, one foot mired in self contemplation bordering on deprecation and one in the waking world, the occasional trill of a nightingale mingling with melodies of a much different kind, Aziraphale feels eyes on him, the prickle of being seen hitting him square in the chest before slithering up the back of his neck and over his scalp, tingly and unmistakable; an invitation.

The gaze that seals onto him, strangely bright in the low light, belongs to a willowy thing (twink, maybe? Femboy, perhaps? Aziraphale couldn’t say and wouldn’t dare to presume, and none of that has ever mattered to him, in any case) leaning up against a sizable tree just a few paces ahead of Aziraphale to his left. The slim line of his body languidly melts into the trunk like he’s part of it the tree itself, and oddly enough, it looks as if he’s eating something— an apple, Aziraphale realises after squinting to better see— but despite this, it’s clear he’s looking right at Aziraphale, his regard glinting with intrigue over the shining, nearly black looking skin of the fruit he bites into with a sharply ringing crrrrunch.

Click here to read more on ao3! 🍎

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Good Omens Fanfic Recs - Trope #3: Priests

Why priests for Good Omens AUs? Many reasons. One is that priests are forbidden love. Forbidden love is a great trope but actually hard to generate in a modern scenario. There are not a lot real reasons that two consenting adults who love each other can't be together (IRL, maybe geographic distance is the main one I see but blorbos aren't going to be held back by that). I think it's striking that two people can actually be forbidden by religious dogma or church rules. They can risk profound ostracization, social death. So religious homophobia across denominations and Catholic vows of celibacy in particular create a legitimate contemporary scenario of forbidden love (and a reason to be in the closet, another trope for which I have recs & thoughts).

(Reflecting on the fandom classic Shotgun Wedding by @charlottemadison42 and its compelling forbidden love scenario: it's not a priest AU but it is, similarly, based on policies of organizations that Aziraphale & Crowley are members of).

In the Anglican tradition, as I understand it the vicar is allowed to date but is under a microscope, often in a small community, and that is interesting and inhibiting. How do you explore yourself when so many people are watching? It adds an element to risk and reason to sneak around. Sneaking around is fun (until it's not).

I feel like I'm just starting to scratch the surface of this trope. Aziraphale's Library has recs and there are 80 pages of Good Omens "priest au" tagged fic on A03. Search for Good Omens Priest AU on Tumblr for some amazing fanart.

Here are some that resonated with me. They are all explicit.

Wonderwall series: All the Light that Lights the Way & All The Roads That Lead You There by @feraltuxedo (Rated Explicit, 8K + 7K, finished).

I liked the charismatic characterization of Aziraphale as a self-possessed, affable vicar. It's a fun, sexy, surprising meet-cute. I found myself daydreaming about them after I finished reading, and what it would actually be like for them to be together, in their social world.

Readings From the Books of Ashtoreth by Quefish (Rated Explicit, 53K, finished)

Similarly, Aziraphale is the vicar and has a strong sense of self as he balances being a public figure in his community & a private individual. Also fun, sexy, surprising.

Now the heavier ones. I don't have much of an interest in theology but I can be pulled into the feelings of betrayal.

Communicatio in Sacris by @voluptatiscausa (Rated Explicit, 10K, finished)

Crowley is a priest, and an encounter with Aziraphale takes him deeply into questions of faith, love, and practice. This was beautifully written. I felt the full gravity of Crowley's choice to Question Things.

Crowley hadn’t realized how much he’d begun to feel like a ghost, like something apart from the rest of humanity. 

arise, my darling, and go forth by @naromoreau (Rated Explicit, 43K, finished)

Both priests, assigned to the same parish, and struggling over feelings for each other. Such intense yearning, such freighted small touches, such a painful arc, and such a hard-earned happy ending. I loved the characterization, the voices, and the earnestness.

The authors note says this was inspired by the Priest AU comic by @gayforgoodomens (scroll down then read up to get them in order). They are so playful and sweet, but then when they face the reality of what is happening... It's intense. The last panel absolutely breaks my heart. I read it as shock at what they've done.

Updated 6/2025:

Vine Slips of a Strange God (Rated Explicit and Jesus Christ it earns it, 183K, finished) and the sequel, Bring Your Seed to Blossom (Rated Explicit, 117K, unfinished) by @depraveddame and Zivilzz

Hot damn, that is one epic, kinky, angsty priestfic. This priest Aziraphale isn’t particularly devout, so this less about theological angst, but he carries tremendous guilt and turned to the priesthood to punish himself. Crowley’s the gardener at the Church, and bringing his own trauma history. They circle each other carefully for a while... The dom/sub dynamic gets spooled out slowly through innuendo and double entendre. It's so intense when fully realized in part because they have a lot of inhibitions that desire must overcome. The sense of taboo is breathlessly intense. So is the sense of connection between the two. I got really emotionally invested in these versions of Crowley and Aziraphale. I don’t think I can put it better than depraveddame: “ultimately it’s a story of of healing, kinky indulgence, raw vulnerability, and the radical tenderness of two broken stems growing into each other to produce something stronger and thirsty for life, for love, for light.” You should probably do this with any story you read but carefully read the tags and do what's best for yourself.

Final thoughts:

The priest and vicar stories feel very British and I like a story with a strong sense of place. I'm American, and I keep thinking of some other scenarios for Aziraphale and Crowley:

Southern Baptist preacher, having a crisis with his sexuality (different flavor of Catholic Priest)

Two Jehovah's Witnesses, going door to door, in matching short-sleeve white shirts and ties. They are young men in their early 20's and earnest. They can tell when someone is standing behind the door silently not answering and waiting until they go away. A lot of people are rude to them. It's hard and they really appreciate having a caring friend after facing so many hostile responses.

Two young people who met in Young Life, the popular youth ministry with weekly meetings and BIBLE CAMP. I did bible summer camp and there is a real frisson with the religiosity AND the way that summer camp allows a teenager to explore identity away from the people in their lives. First kisses, etc etc.

Two Quakers clerking who are in a deep fued about whether to pay to repair the roof on the Meeting House or replace it.

Tell me your favorite priest/vicar/nun/monk/pastor/etc fics!

RWV Good Omens Fanfic Recommendations By Theme

Social Media | Being in the closet | Priests | Dystopias | University | Punks | Long AUs | Everything Else

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So so honored to be a part of this list 🙏🏻💖 thank you, so so much.

Updated GO fic recs - Social Media & Priests

I am making additions to fic rec lists organized by trope:

Social Media | Being in the closet | Priests | Dystopias | University | Punks | Long AUs | Everything Else

Social Media

(and online life, generally)

Experiments of an angel who has read entirely too much fanfic by azzfell,@fellshish (Rated Teen and up, 3K, finished)

Like the title says: hilarious, good natured Ineffable idiots nonsense. It's brilliant because it’s feels perfectly in character that Aziraphale would methodically try out every romantic trope from fanfic in hopes of getting Crowley's attention.

Dim the Lights and Sing You Songs by Polaris (Rated Explicit, 27K, finished)

“Crowley keeps trying to meet his Grindr fuckbuddy. Aziraphale keeps showing up at all his meeting spots. This is terrible.” I will happily read every story where they accidentally start anonymously meeting over Grindr... I love how this one veers through lust, anger, and tenderness. Bonus Crowley Snek!

Priests

Vine Slips of a Strange God (Rated Explicit and Jesus Christ it earns it, 183K, finished) and the sequel, Bring Your Seed to Blossom (Rated Explicit, 117K, unfinished) by @depraveddame and Zivilzz

Hot damn, that is one epic, kinky, angsty priestfic. This priest Aziraphale isn’t particularly devout, so this less about theological angst, but he carries tremendous guilt and turned to the priesthood to punish himself. Crowley’s the gardener at the Church, and bringing his own trauma history. They circle each other carefully for a while... The dom/sub dynamic gets spooled out slowly through innuendo and double entendre. It's so intense when fully realized in part because they have a lot of inhibitions that desire must overcome. The sense of taboo is breathlessly intense. So is the sense of connection between the two. I got really emotionally invested in these versions of Crowley and Aziraphale. I don’t think I can put it better than depraveddame: “ultimately it’s a story of of healing, kinky indulgence, raw vulnerability, and the radical tenderness of two broken stems growing into each other to produce something stronger and thirsty for life, for love, for light.” You should probably do this with any story you read but carefully read the tags and do what's best for yourself.

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Happy happy pride from me to you, darlings! 🌈💖✨♥️🌈

Here, have an utterly unhinged one shot born from a ridiculous idea that bloomed into fucking 10k BECAUSE OF COURSE IT DID.

Crowley is tired of the trials and tribulations that come with shaving, so he goes to a queer friendly studio to try out sugaring. He didn't expect the discomfort of the procedure to feel so good, though, so good that he squirts for the very first time in his life, and all over the gorgeous technician with the fluffy halo of curls and black gloves that have Crowley reeling. However, the embarrassment of the moment quickly turns into something more, and that is how Anthony Crowley ends up being fisted on the table till he comes harder than he ever has before.

The original title of this doc was "accidental squirting turns into ethically questionable yet thoroughly consensual fisting", if you need any more idea of what it all entails.

Thank you to @interesting-egg and the rest of my depraved cohort for the title help and inspo, this is my first and likely only time I will ever use Fallout Boy lyrics for a title but there is a first time for everything!

I hope you’ll enjoy this debauched drabble featuring a meet cute between a very slutty bottom transmasc Crowley and an Aziraphale once again in gloves to reawaken our glove kinks and ridiculousness wrapped in real care and desire. They wanted to have sex so they did and it was perfect and everything was beautiful ✨💦🤌🏻

Read sugar, we’re goin’ down (fisting) here!