#pining while fucking

[aziraphales-library]

I would like to recommend what must be the best fic I have ever read, ever:

by @twwings

Warning for E RATING and so much angst, but it’s well worth it I assure you. It’s done nothing less than change my life.

And thank you mods for running this lovely archive!

[thegreenmetblue]

StarkerFestival 2023 : Summer bingo

Pining While Fucking

Peter tried to tell himself that fucking was already so much better than nothing.

But the truth is.. fucking with Tony but still pining for him hurts so much more. He wanted more. He needed more.

He needed the hands holding, the laugh together, the movie night, the breakfast together, he wanted to fall asleep and wake up in Tony’s arms.

He wanted to kiss him.

The laughter of someone pining for his beloved is like that of someone who is always crying.

for @starkerfestivals 💖

[pushingtothedge]

After a long, arduous writing process, I, with the help of many loving friends (Clara and @spiceberrie ), have completed my first hockey fic. Please gaze upon it kindly:

Joe Veleno gears up for his sophomore season with big plans: land the opening night roster, play better hockey, apparently shoot a few new MoJoe show episodes and – try to forget about Moritz Seider.

When Joe swerves into the parking lot and stops, Mo finally looks at him. His eyes are icy blue. The way the Sun sneaks in under the roof of the car, slanted, it blasts half his iris into light, making it appear almost white. “Wanna come up?” he asks.

For further lore please watch this:

And after looking at these intense pictures (+ babyfaced joeyv @ combine), watch the calder video (a confession of undying love):

[ineffable-rohese]

I'm writing what is intended to be an angsty, pining, but also very smutty fic. I've gotten Hedonist Slut Aziraphale and Massive Tease Crowley through longing and flirting and rage flirting and crying and making emotionally poor choices to the point where they are removing each other's clothes (yay!). But it's been two days of working in this scene and I can't get them to actually, you know, fuck.

And I'm laying in bed this morning, trying to figure out what the block is, and it hit me. Crowley really only sees the worst of human sex. He's even been responsible for some of it, what with the temptation racket. He knows it's supposed to be good, and he desperately wants Aziraphale (and has for, oh, 4000 years at this point), but he's never only ever really known sex as coercion or force or the cause of heartache. He's only personally experienced it as an unpleasant work task, and then only if he has no other option. But now he has the one being he actually wants this thing with, ready and very willing, and he's stuck and scared.

So yeah, I've made myself sad this morning about Crowley's sex life.

(Thankfully, Aziraphale is there to help him through it, and the angel knows what he's doing, so it will be OK. Eventually.)

[f0ul-f13nd]

At the end of Chapter 2, Aziraphale sent a text:  “Would you like me to help you relax?”

Chapter 3 has posted :) Praising Aziraphale’s loveliness is like tossing sugarcubes into the sea. No matter how many saccharine words Crowley hurls at him – (gorgeous, devastating, rubenesque) – the man still drowns in waves of salty self-deprecation.Crowley wishes he could tell Aziraphale the truth: “I’ve been watching you for months. I’ve seen you in the harsh light of the library. I’ve seen you sick, irritated, scared. I know your shape and your scent and your laugh.”But for now all he can do is throw another sweet cube of sugar: (the most desirable man i’ve ever seen?) And hope the man will take a bite.

[illusioncanthurtme--art]

Physically? I am sitting in my bedroom. Mentally? Spiritually? I AM DEAD ON THE FLOOR!!!!! THESE TWO HAVE KILLED ME!!!!

(Another drawing! This was originally attempt #1 at drawing stan, and then fiddleford just showed up. Kinda feels like them five minutes after the above acting like nothing happened though, so it works sdjkgkjfshj)

[krysmcscience]

I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

[proselles]

alex hirsch was really just so pissed that no one saw his epic old man yaoi that he went and wrote a whole new book and made a whole website specifically to show meticulous evidence that this weird old man fucked a triangle.

he really said what were ford and bill really doing in that pocket dimension they shared, hm? did you ever think of that? oh - you think it was just chess? hm. interesting. i dont.

the ultimate rare pair shipper. i have never seen a creator do this before. absolutely fascinating at every angle.

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

Personally, I think the most devastating tragedy in Gravity Falls was Stan losing his freckles and tooth gap from when he was younger

[oakenshieldbaggins]

Dungeons & Dragons Honor among Thieves Bloopers 1/2

[ineffable-rohese]

Ooh! A Solstice treat!

‘they aren’t talking’ pining while fucking ficlet

i couldn’t resist writing something in response to neil’s “they aren’t talking” comment, especially after seeing this wonderful fanart by @and-his-hands-were-24-crows!!!

aziraphale pov! explicit content throughout!

summary:

You gasped as if wounded when I entered you, do you recall that? Do you remember how I mouthed the word ‘mine’ over and over and you couldn’t bring yourself to let your lids droop shut, lest you missed any of it? Do you remember how the tears I cried mingled with yours to create a perfect five-act tragedy?

Or: my own little interpretation of Neil's "they're not talking" comment. One may consider this a prequel to 'Despite Knowing Better...', if one were so inclined!

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thank you for reading!!! feedback and reblogs are so very appreciated<3

tagging the besties: @crowleyslvt @voluptatiscausa @crowleyholmes @sad-chaos-goblin @bowtiepastabitch @ineffable-rohese @foolishlovers @celestialcrowley @crowleys-bentley-and-plants @sabotage-on-mercury @createserenity @quoththemaiden @iammyownproblematicfave @amagnificentobsession

[localcanadiancreature62]

*looks at favorite characters list* Oh no.. I really do love old men,don't i?. Fuck. I have become the "cries over tragic old men" guy.

[octaviusing]

Taking your Husband home to your dimension is Similar to taking your cat to the vet

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

(loosely) that scene from potc... its so Them i think...

[e-rated-beardo]

I can't begin to describe the thrill I felt when I saw this had updated again! 😍

This is one of the best speculative/horny fics I've read, im love it so much ur honour. Note tag "pining while fucking", which still makes me giggle but describes this whole conceit so well.

Was worried about the author and baby when the hiatus started getting a bit long, but seriously all the respect, because tiny babies are WORK (I'm a parent too; my mind basically hibernated for a year and a half at the start, getting back to this so soon is IMPRESSIVE to me)

Lucid

Rated E

by TwilightCitySky

Part two of Transmission

Crowley tries his hand at lucid dreaming, and gets more than he bargained for.

For those of you following this fic, thank you for your patience (I had a baby!) and chapter 9 is now up!

Read on AO3

[jellyskink]

This is the first time I’ve drawn any Graviy Falls characters besides Bill even vaguely on-model because I have the Mabel kind of autism and I want my ART to be ✨✨✨FREE ✨✨✨