#I spent way to long on this for a shitpost

[chialattea]

POV: it’s 4AM. You’re the crew’s chef and you hear noise in the kitchen

[creepst-crypt]

Pure Brain rot. I don’t know why I made this. Maybe it’s bc I haven’t taken my meds or the summer heats just getting to me.

[feukt-42]

Been a while since i read fma but this was basically how chap. 62 went right ?

[freakaz0idartz]

What if

[lumentears]

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Preliminary Round! Who will be the Third's champion in the unofficial-official Most Smashable Scions bracket?

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uh yeah i sure hope she is ;)))))

💎 twinkovertheriver Follow

thanks for the addition necrumblr user princess ianthe's foreskin

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By the King Undying, you people are dogs. I will reblog as usual.

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Me: Haha, I went to Ida and came back with snow blindness from all the fake glitz. :D Haha, I went to the Koinortus Court and came back seven years ago - I would have posted sooner but the joke was pending approval :D Always, Without Fail, Some Fucking Dipshit:

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*Koniortos. Stay in school, kids.

🥴 badjokesbyjohn Follow

A prodigy child spirit talker has escaped Fifth House custody after stealing a priceless artifact. That's right, folks, we've got a small medium at large.

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john we've talked about the name thing

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Hydration Check!

Has your necromancer had water and taken their vitamins/probiotics/perscriptions today?

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(un)friendly reminder that there's nothing wrong with kinky roleplay and the suggestions and scenarios on this blog do not equal endorsement of irl cavalier-necromancer relationships.

🩸 saints-alive Follow

You know what? No. Fuck this, and fuck you fetishising cavalierdom. Frankly, as a necromancer, I'm digusted knowing that my cavalier can't even wipe the blood sweat from my brow without you making it sexual!

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My brother under Dominicus you literally write reader x Necrolord Prime x lyctor fanfic

💀 bonetopick Follow

are we forgetting that OP has literally admitted to owning unpaid servants?

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they're skeletons?????????????

💀 bonetopick Follow

they didn't die to pick up your laundry lazy motherfucker

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taking my final exam tonight wish me luck guys!

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what thefuck. what the fuck. my cousin Throckmorton told me my metaphors were uninspired and my performance stilted. IF HE KNEW THE FUCKING NUMBERS MY EROTIC POETRY DOES ON NECRUMBLR

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joining the cohort. if anyone even cares.

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a novel where a flesh magician and a spirit talker become roommates and have wacky adventures

plot twist: the spirit talker is super extroverted and slutty and the life of every party while the flesh magician is so prudish they keep their clothes on in the sonic and so timid they faint at the sight of blood

the novel is called "the spirit is willing but the flesh is meek"

[marsafter-dark]

Is this. Is this anything.

[crismakesstuff]

that one meme going around on twitter right now but of course I had to do it with invincible

The meme!!

[snailsnaps]

you ever just

[rookinthecrownest]

Birdsrightsactivist Twitter = Spite is so revolutionary for me; God bless.

I genuinely don't know how I made the connection but I'm so glad I did because now I cannot unsee it

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript:

Machine.

Does my ass look fat in this armor?

Audio source

[crickets-must-be-enslaved]

[shinyhappydigistar]

…This isn’t a spoiler anymore, is it? >_>;

[undead-knick-knack]

This idea popped into my head and I couldn't let it go, enjoy

[the-lonelyshepherd]

firm believer in nat having one of those stupid cat pfps

[inkyrainstorms]

I can’t believe I’ve never seen anyone mention that Fords college counselor told him multiple times, point blank, to ‘seek therapy’ OH MY GOSH. This man 😭😭 his issues have issues and keep ignoring the help that the people around him try to give him bc he believes he needs to do stuff on his own. The foreshadowing is wild. Stanley, the college counselor, and Fiddleford, all of them trying to reach this man and tell him it’s okay to ask for help.

I hope he and Stanley both got the therapy they needed post-Weirdmaggedon. Or at least talked through their issues like function (semi functional) people

[mephopheles]

”wow you do graphic design!? You must make such cool things”! The shit i make instead: