#I should probably be concerned

[lothirielswandc]

John Constantine: Don't mind me, love *jumps into a hell portal*

Clark Kent: ...Is he going to be okay??

Zatanna Zatara: Oh, he'll be fine. John visits hell like every other Friday. Not just for work stuff, a lot of his friends end up there.

Clark Kent: That is...sad, yet relatable.

[yellowjacketslesbian]

girlfriend bonding time: ✨murder edition✨

[halliescomut]

Welp....my tumblr feed did a thing....which honestly I'm surprised hadn't happened before.

Tags for various creators who unkonowingly worked together to make this happen: @bfjeff , @suzteel , @yeetlegay , @vegussy , @vegasandhishedgehog , @la-fourmi

[legendarycherryblossombarbarian]

Hey, does anyone know what I just found out??

I look almost exactly like what 9 year old me thought was attractive and cool

I have:

•blonde hair

•wear those military pattern pants and black sports pants almost exclusively

•only wear short/no sleeved shirts

•boobs

•I can wear my hair half up half down, and I look androgynous

•my face is adorable (in my opinion), yet i can still intimate people with a glance (people think I'm mean when I'm really just touch starved and have a resting bitchface)

•I'm very tall (I'm delusional)

•I still like minecraft very much

•I can work with my hands (now I'm really reaching, aren't I?)

•I look buff (my child self would be very happy about that)

I think that's it for now

[audreythebookworm]

every time i see/hear someone refer to hela as "horrible" and "evil" i just laugh inside because that woman is sooo fine and she is my wife idc how many people she kills 🤞🏻

[sunmoonyandstars]

the fact superache came out on my birthday makes too much sense because I relate to almost all of the songs...

[supertaliart]

Skywalker Siblings Part 3

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[kingbaguette]

Me: For god’s sake- Why is my stomach hurting, and why am I feeling so light headed?!

Also me, who has just bearly eaten anything for the past week and probably has low blood sugar:

[aestheticallynotdeerlightful]

Thoughts and doodles

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(Please do not use, or repost my works anywhere without explicit permission from me thank you <3)

[ditzybat]

tim: just realized i could’ve been your step grandpa

damian: not what my grandfather meant by saying he wants your dna by the way

tim: whatever, i’m keeping the mildly poisoned courting gifts anyway, free chocolate is free chocolate even if it’s doused in cyanide

[blairbeau]

Sexed up abusive lesbians 😔💖😝

[notfeelingthyaster]

Bruce, after thinking really hard: Dick, just a sec.

Dick: What?

Bruce: How long ago your parents died?

Dick: Like twenty years, why?

Bruce, looking omniously at Tim:

Dick, looking too: What?

Bruce keeps being omnious.

Dick, coming to several realizations: Oh. Oh, oh what the fuck? Why is Tim seventeen?

Bruce: *Several grunts*

Tim wakes up in a containment cell.

[writer-room]

Obsessed with Lloyd never mentioning his grandfather is the First Spinjitsu Master, apparently to the point even Arin didn't seem to know, because "eh, it never came up". Cause like, yeah, sure, my grandfather is God, what of it? Normal day for me. Shit happens. My dad is also evil, you wanna talk about that? I sure don't.

It's also funny from a character arc perspective. Here's itty bitty baby first season Lloyd, loudly proclaiming he's the son of Garmadon, and probably also making sure everyone knows he's God part 3 electric boogaloo. And then one Tomorrow's Tea and a few more years later and he's doing everything physically possible to NOT care about his heritage. In fact he'd probably rather his parentage was literally anyone else. Dude could care so less he forgets about it most of the time. King behavior.

[mauvesockss]

pulls you close and looks into your eyes... doctor odyssey fandom please... promise me that if the ody3 are in a V relationship or an open polycule instead of a closed triad you will be normal about it... 🙏

[20dollarlolita]

Something that I've used to judge my health, in more ways than one, is what I call the need-to-pee test.

When I'm sitting, wasting time, and I need to pee, healthy me will just get up and go to the bathroom. That's normal behavior.

Sometimes, however, elements of my health will make that very basic task difficult. When you recognize that you need to pee, but you have to have an internal conversation with The Vampire of Despair about if you needing to pee is a failure and a judgement on your worth as a human being, you need to reach out to someone about your mental health. Being too depressed to get up and go pee is a sign that something in your mental health is very wrong. It's a sign that it's "bad enough" to really need some help.

When you recognize that you need to pee, but you don't want to get up because your body will be in pain, that's a sign that your pain is "bad enough" where you should do something about it. If you've been sitting around your house telling yourself that shit's fine, but you also procrastinate on the basic duty of going to take a pee because doing that simple task is going to cause you so much pain that it's not worth the comfort you get from not needing to pee, your body is fucked, and shit's not fine.

Getting up and going to pee is a thing that should not take effort or be unpleasant. Having difficult getting up and going to the bathroom often means that your problem is actually pretty bad. If you've been ignoring the problem, it's a very good sign that you should stop ignoring the problem.

Needing to pee but not being able to get up and go pee because the cat is sitting on you, however, is normal operating procedure. How dare you move the cat for something as selfish as your basic bodily functions. You metabolized and you didn't even get permission? The cat does not approve.

[ri-afan]

Thought posed:

Danny does the college stuff and interning for stuff at Wayne Enterprises while living in Gotham, but he doesn’t catch the Bats attention because he simultaneously is both Just Normal Enough while the Bats are Slightly Out Of Step of normal long enough that things with Danny don’t catch their attention. (Gotham as a whole is a huge ‘well this might as well happen’ place and after however many years…the threshold is a bit off for weirdness. Pair that up with normal Batdrama and role-code-switching and minor things are likely going to be subconsciously overlooked if not clocked as Dangerous.)

(Does Danny know the Bats’ IDs? … He would deny it if asked. Not his circus business though. He does think it’s smart that they at least try to cover their faces, unlike when he played the hero. He meets Clark before Superman and feels like he’s on the Office or something.)

Danny moves on with the astro-stuff (whether an astronaut, an astrophysicist, or whatever else) in another city and catches the attention of another hero as Not Normal, What’s Up With That Guy?? (two parts coincidence, one part Danny’s willingness to trust for the better, one part Uncanny) and they track his history to Gotham/WE and decide to ask the Batclan if they knew anything.

They find out nothing really is wrong with Danny (…the JLD was not called or conferred with, unfortunately for all) but it does spark the reeducation refresher of the Gotham Clan for Human Weirdness (that also educated the rest in just how messed up Gotham can be).