#i should probably be concerned

[woaaahh-itz-caam]

the urge to draw n write is strong but the homework is stronger im afraid

[audreythebookworm]

every time i see/hear someone refer to hela as "horrible" and "evil" i just laugh inside because that woman is sooo fine and she is my wife idc how many people she kills 🤞🏻

[lothirielswandc]

John Constantine: Don't mind me, love *jumps into a hell portal*

Clark Kent: ...Is he going to be okay??

Zatanna Zatara: Oh, he'll be fine. John visits hell like every other Friday. Not just for work stuff, a lot of his friends end up there.

Clark Kent: That is...sad, yet relatable.

[yellowjacketslesbian]

girlfriend bonding time: ✨murder edition✨

[legendarycherryblossombarbarian]

Hey, does anyone know what I just found out??

I look almost exactly like what 9 year old me thought was attractive and cool

I have:

•blonde hair

•wear those military pattern pants and black sports pants almost exclusively

•only wear short/no sleeved shirts

•boobs

•I can wear my hair half up half down, and I look androgynous

•my face is adorable (in my opinion), yet i can still intimate people with a glance (people think I'm mean when I'm really just touch starved and have a resting bitchface)

•I'm very tall (I'm delusional)

•I still like minecraft very much

•I can work with my hands (now I'm really reaching, aren't I?)

•I look buff (my child self would be very happy about that)

I think that's it for now

[sunmoonyandstars]

the fact superache came out on my birthday makes too much sense because I relate to almost all of the songs...

[supertaliart]

Skywalker Siblings Part 3

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[kingbaguette]

Me: For god’s sake- Why is my stomach hurting, and why am I feeling so light headed?!

Also me, who has just bearly eaten anything for the past week and probably has low blood sugar:

[aestheticallynotdeerlightful]

Thoughts and doodles

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(Please do not use, or repost my works anywhere without explicit permission from me thank you <3)

[ditzybat]

tim: just realized i could’ve been your step grandpa

damian: not what my grandfather meant by saying he wants your dna by the way

tim: whatever, i’m keeping the mildly poisoned courting gifts anyway, free chocolate is free chocolate even if it’s doused in cyanide

[sakasakiii]

started off as me redrawing some of my initial mairon designs and ended up going on an rpg tangent 😭 i really wish i could have done the portraits in a pixel art style to better fit the aesthetic but my canvas wasnt the right size!!! i ended up changing annatar completely (im still contemplating how much i prefer this one compared to his old one however...!) and adjusting post-numenor sauron a bit when compared to their old 2022 sketches! im probably gonna do more redraws in the months to come cause of all the stuff i wanna change when i look back to some of my old designs haha 😳

bonus: void delusions (nebula background designed by Freepik)

i like to think each 'form' sauron takes eventually has different mannerisms and likes/dislikes the longer he stays in them without shapeshifting into something else, but one thing they all have in common is being predisposed to nagging melkor 😎

[blairbeau]

Sexed up abusive lesbians 😔💖😝

[notfeelingthyaster]

Bruce, after thinking really hard: Dick, just a sec.

Dick: What?

Bruce: How long ago your parents died?

Dick: Like twenty years, why?

Bruce, looking omniously at Tim:

Dick, looking too: What?

Bruce keeps being omnious.

Dick, coming to several realizations: Oh. Oh, oh what the fuck? Why is Tim seventeen?

Bruce: *Several grunts*

Tim wakes up in a containment cell.

[writer-room]

Obsessed with Lloyd never mentioning his grandfather is the First Spinjitsu Master, apparently to the point even Arin didn't seem to know, because "eh, it never came up". Cause like, yeah, sure, my grandfather is God, what of it? Normal day for me. Shit happens. My dad is also evil, you wanna talk about that? I sure don't.

It's also funny from a character arc perspective. Here's itty bitty baby first season Lloyd, loudly proclaiming he's the son of Garmadon, and probably also making sure everyone knows he's God part 3 electric boogaloo. And then one Tomorrow's Tea and a few more years later and he's doing everything physically possible to NOT care about his heritage. In fact he'd probably rather his parentage was literally anyone else. Dude could care so less he forgets about it most of the time. King behavior.

[mauvesockss]

pulls you close and looks into your eyes... doctor odyssey fandom please... promise me that if the ody3 are in a V relationship or an open polycule instead of a closed triad you will be normal about it... 🙏

[20dollarlolita]

Something that I've used to judge my health, in more ways than one, is what I call the need-to-pee test.

When I'm sitting, wasting time, and I need to pee, healthy me will just get up and go to the bathroom. That's normal behavior.

Sometimes, however, elements of my health will make that very basic task difficult. When you recognize that you need to pee, but you have to have an internal conversation with The Vampire of Despair about if you needing to pee is a failure and a judgement on your worth as a human being, you need to reach out to someone about your mental health. Being too depressed to get up and go pee is a sign that something in your mental health is very wrong. It's a sign that it's "bad enough" to really need some help.

When you recognize that you need to pee, but you don't want to get up because your body will be in pain, that's a sign that your pain is "bad enough" where you should do something about it. If you've been sitting around your house telling yourself that shit's fine, but you also procrastinate on the basic duty of going to take a pee because doing that simple task is going to cause you so much pain that it's not worth the comfort you get from not needing to pee, your body is fucked, and shit's not fine.

Getting up and going to pee is a thing that should not take effort or be unpleasant. Having difficult getting up and going to the bathroom often means that your problem is actually pretty bad. If you've been ignoring the problem, it's a very good sign that you should stop ignoring the problem.

Needing to pee but not being able to get up and go pee because the cat is sitting on you, however, is normal operating procedure. How dare you move the cat for something as selfish as your basic bodily functions. You metabolized and you didn't even get permission? The cat does not approve.