#I picture it so clearly in my head

[drinkingwithkhonshu]

Oh to be another avatar and to have to travel back in time to November of 1922 in Cairo with the Moon Knight System to find where some obscure plot-relevant object lost to time ends up while relying on Khonshu to bring you back in twenty-four hours so you’re both running around like headless chickens to try to find what you’re looking for but you’re both just so dazzled by the sights and sounds and you end up in a street chase on horseback with Marc and run through a clothesline that deposits a fedora on his head and his shirt ends up ripped open somehow and then you’re having to shoot at your pursuers while he steers and afterwards he fusses at you about trying to take bullets for him and checks you over and insists on patching you up until you have to push him away from hovering too much and you find out there’s a formal party involved so Jake has to help you find a good outfit because the one you thought you liked just “isn’t your color” but he has you try one on and it’s just stunning so he teases you the rest of the evening about being right about it and the obscure hole-in-the-wall restaurant he finds that ends up having the best food you’ve ever tasted because he has a sixth sense about such things just looking so dapper and fine and oddly in his element and then you surprise Steven by introducing him to Doctor Carter as an upcoming Egyptologist Doctor Grant and his eyes are just shining entire time and you step away to get some champagne and the doctor leans in and says “she’s quite a woman, isn’t she? is she your assistant?” and Steven just very blindly says “no, she’s my wife” because that man wears his heart on his sleeve and speaks in an almost continual stream of consciousness and couldn’t hide his infatuation if he tried and is looking at you with such intense heart-eyes that you feel it and turn and smile and for the first time ever he feels brave and he dances with you while the band swoons and the performer croons and there could never be a more perfect moment than this and yeah I need them bad

[all-hail-trash-prince]

Y'know what Danny Phantom really missed an opportunity to have one of the characters say "I'll do X when pigs fly" and then just have them stare in silence as a ghost pig immediately floats across the background and then look at the camera and really cheerfully go "sold!"

[peachymaryobrien]

The list of terrible unspeakable things i would commit just to watch on screen how Lucy and Lockwood walk under one cape super close to each other while trying to survive on the Other Side

[al-the-remix]

One of my favourites headcannons the fandom seems to share is that during the cruise ship rescue Buck recognizes Tommy from a sexy firefighter calendar he featured in while still at the 118 and that it's partially responsible for Buck developing such a strong interest in Tommy so quickly.

But, I find it equally funny to imagine Buck having one of those tiktok accounts where ripped men post borderlind pornographic videos of themselves finger blasting oiled up chiken or whatever while they craft a meal that looks like it belongs on the menu of a three Michelin star restaurant--tight apron, no shirt, good lighting, horny camera work, whatever tiktok song is trending in the background--the whole nine yards. (I'm imagining something along the lines of this guy's videos).

And the whole time poor Tommy’s trying to keep them all in one piece while flying head first into a hurricane, in his head there's just a mantra of: "is that the guy who makes the slutty eggs? Is that the guy who makes the slutty eggs? Is that the guy--"

(As it turns out Buck is indeed that guy)

Now there's an extra bit at the end of all his videos where Buck sets the plate down infront of a headless hunk seated at his kitchen island who makes a lot of appreciative moaning noises while he devours whatever Buck just prepared for him.

[puckinghischier]

GASP !! just dance battles at the lake house !!! i can imagine toes being stepped on, the boys giggling as they butcher the dances just for quinn to come out victorious almost every round, causing jack to pout and luke just shakes his head. meanwhile you? you decided to sit out a few rounds ago, sitting beside ellen with a glass of wine in one hand, phone in the other. "you think i'll go viral on tiktok if i post this?"

and she’d totally work and plot with you on how to sneakily record all of it and post it

and when they all wake up the next morning to their phones blowing up with texts from their teammates poking fun at them for their ‘new career choice’ they’d all come barging into your room.

well, quinn would be laying next to you but he’d be on his brothers’ side for once. but the second you tell them ellen helped you? they’re running downstairs to whine to her about all of it, leaving you to send the video of the three of them dancing to one direction in perfect formation, to their various teammates, giving them all the ammo they need for next season

[flysafepapi]

Armand: You have crossed a line. I am not going to sit idly by anymore. I am going to expose you for the fraud that you have become!

Daniel: Bring it on. I am reasonably confident that you will be adding revenge to the long list of things you're no good at. Right next to finding a haircut that doesn't make you look like a lesbian!

[noodle-artist]

Look, all I need of the The Batman II trailer is a quick second flash of the flying Graysons doing their trapeze act and maybe a shot of bruce, wide eyed, standing up with the whole audience

I need their death teased so badly in this trailer even if it’s only for a second.

[mialicassi]

snotlout: hey, i'll have a large pineapple pizza, how much?

astrid *as the cashier*: oh its $10, but for pretty people it has a discount

snotlout: ohhh hehe, so how much does it cost for me?

astrid: $10.

[rosesradio]

Do you like Perjasico (is that still what it's called) by any chance? Because I was looking at that Jercy ask you had w/ Percy's most fertile period being the full moon when Jason is rutting, and I immediately thought that Nico could solve this problem easy.

Them being a poly couple is the sweetest but it's also so flavourful if only Jercy was established and they had to ask this as a favour from Nico/if Nico offered to help out.

— Jasico smut anon (I'm a multishipper too!)

jasico smut anon!! my favorite named anon (my only named anon it's fine) hii 💌

i loveee ot3/poly Things, those dynamics are vastly unexplored & slept on imo.

i would like to think that as far as fertility goes, being a demigod of a death god renders nico just about infertile (which is fine by him, eff them kids as they say 💀). this means that his partner wouldn't have to wear a condom (stds being put aside in this magical smutverse? it's fine), & (if you want a domestic lore drop) if nico were to want bio kids he could pray to the gods & probably get that arranged. but that's besides the point

as far as nico joining the couple, i don't think he'd offer the favor because he's too shy. i can however see him making some kind of crude joke or two about the predicament, and it opens the floor to further conversations on that. i could see a lot of nervous back and forth, mostly because nico's worried about messing up their relationship and friendship all around. jason & percy would assure nico that he's got nothing to worry about, that their relationship is rock solid, they've talked through these things, & they're both really into nico. and nico, of course, is really into them. he can't believe that they would offer him this, and he gladly accepts.

picturing the first time in which jason's rutt hits him particularly hard, and he brings nico into his & percy's bedroom. even though jason and percy can hardly stand to be in the same room as each other during this period due to their need, part of their agreement was (at least for this first time) percy should be in the room with them as well.

jason would have nico on his elbows & knees on the bed (again with going at it from behind, sue me). he'd be rough with nico, in part because of his rutt & in part because that's what nico prefers. he'd push nico's face into the sheets, driving into him as he manhandles him, exploring every inch of nico that he'd always been curious about. as much as he loves percy's swimmer build, he can't help but adore how lithe nico is. nico is stronger than he looks, of course, though he has a tiny waist & is so pretty when he arches his back—especially when jason tangles his fingers in nico's hair & pulls.

& of course, percy thinks he's gotta have the best view from the front. there's jason behind nico, his eyes hooded but dark as he grips nico's hips hard enough to leave bruises. and gods, percy wants to be nico, but he also loves the show he gets to see. he runs his fingers through nico's hair, gentle where jason his rough, his heart racing at the feeling of his sweat. nico's ass looks so good pressed against jason's hips, his back arching perfectly, his face flushed and wet lips parted to let out moans and whimpers.

and the look nico fixes percy with, his large eyes dark and pleading...gods, percy is gone.

he didn't initially plan to join them this first time, insisting that if he became too needy, he'd get himself off. still, it was a route they'd talked about, and nico insisted with equal stubbornness that he would be very willing & able to get percy off at the same time as jason.

so, percy lifts nico's head up, a thumb pressed to his bottom lip. and when he softly asks nico if he can use his mouth, nico's almost coming on the spot, nodding eagerly.

and so, while nico is supposedly being a 'lifesaver' to percy & jason, he's also getting his fix like nothing else. he would be the first one to come, whining around percy's cock down his throat. percy would be next, unable to handle the feeling of nico's throat & the sight of jason making him feel so good. nico would swallow like he was made for it, and that alone would make percy think of round two before nico even pulls away. jason would be last, drinking in every sound from nico & percy's lips, every sight of their pleasure. he would hold himself off to the last possible moment, wanting to try to be sure that his two partners had finished first. it wouldn't be long before jason would come deep inside nico, for once not worrying about pregnancy...despite how good nico would probably look while pregnant, too

[handweavers]

will never forget when i was in iceland and found the only pakistani restaurant in reykjavik and i walked in and the owner looked directly at me and asked me if i'm punjabi (in punjabi) and i said "yes" and he said "me too. don't worry brother i'll make it right for you" and i ordered a thali and literally watched him turn around toward the stove, take a heaping tablespoon of chili powder and drop it in a pot of curry for me. and he was right, it was the perfect amount of chili

[sauriansolutions]

When Lilia teleports into a scene upside-down, do you think he's actually hanging from something by his feet... or is he just floating in the air upside-down?

Malleus's chibi form does a lot of casual floating, and he complains about having to use a broom to fly during gym class, so... do you think the two of them kinda. Just. Float around the school?

Maybe they levitate Silver and Sebek too, so they don't feel left out.

Imagine walking into the Diasomnia lounge. Malleus and Lilia are hovering above a sofa studying together. Malleus is reading semi-normally, Lilia is upside-down using Malleus's horns as a book stand while taking notes.

Silver floats by, asleep--Lilia has levitated a bunch of pillows around him so he's comfier (and also to protect his head if he crashes into a wall).

Sebek is trying to study like his sempais, but the books keep floating away, so he's mostly swimming through the air trying to catch them, yelling things like, "You cannot escape!"

Also, Lilia definitely floats around with his head at floor level. Just waiting for someone to be like, "Why are you upside-down?" So he can look astonished and say, "What? I'm not upside-down, you are!"

[cozzy--cove]

For some reason, I suddenly remembered one of my old childhood stuffed toys. Her name was Sweets, and I won her at some church event I went to when I was like six. I remember she was a gray bunny with a little yellow bowtie with jellybeans in it. She was also missing her left arm, I got her like that (most of the prizes were donated to the church so Sweets was secondhand. However, I still wonder how she lost that arm)

I don't remember how long ago it was when I stopped carrying her around with me but I know she spent almost every night sleeping in my arms. I know she brought me a lot of comfort.

Sweets was also the first plushie that I ever had hand-washed for me, and how I learned to wash my plushies. I remember being so worried about going through half of the day without her in my arms. My grandma thought it was funny I was so worried about the bunny. But in my grandma's defense, Sweets needed to be washed, and as much time as she spent inside with me she came with me when I went outside too.

I've been thinking about trying to find her. I know she probably got put into storage, along with a lot of plushies that got put away when I "got over" my stuffed animal "phase". But that all depends on the weather tomorrow, so let's hope it's not raining or too cold

[agnesandhilda]

invincible (2021) amv set to kiss me, son of god by they might be giants

[icewindandboringhorror]

just a few little bits from the past few days

[shuffleoflove]

taradarcy halloween couples costume where tara is ms biljana electronica and darcy is dj crazy times. do you guys see the vision.