#i can picture this so clearly in my head

[peachymaryobrien]

The list of terrible unspeakable things i would commit just to watch on screen how Lucy and Lockwood walk under one cape super close to each other while trying to survive on the Other Side

[flysafepapi]

Armand: You have crossed a line. I am not going to sit idly by anymore. I am going to expose you for the fraud that you have become!

Daniel: Bring it on. I am reasonably confident that you will be adding revenge to the long list of things you're no good at. Right next to finding a haircut that doesn't make you look like a lesbian!

[mialicassi]

snotlout: hey, i'll have a large pineapple pizza, how much?

astrid *as the cashier*: oh its $10, but for pretty people it has a discount

snotlout: ohhh hehe, so how much does it cost for me?

astrid: $10.

[sauriansolutions]

When Lilia teleports into a scene upside-down, do you think he's actually hanging from something by his feet... or is he just floating in the air upside-down?

Malleus's chibi form does a lot of casual floating, and he complains about having to use a broom to fly during gym class, so... do you think the two of them kinda. Just. Float around the school?

Maybe they levitate Silver and Sebek too, so they don't feel left out.

Imagine walking into the Diasomnia lounge. Malleus and Lilia are hovering above a sofa studying together. Malleus is reading semi-normally, Lilia is upside-down using Malleus's horns as a book stand while taking notes.

Silver floats by, asleep--Lilia has levitated a bunch of pillows around him so he's comfier (and also to protect his head if he crashes into a wall).

Sebek is trying to study like his sempais, but the books keep floating away, so he's mostly swimming through the air trying to catch them, yelling things like, "You cannot escape!"

Also, Lilia definitely floats around with his head at floor level. Just waiting for someone to be like, "Why are you upside-down?" So he can look astonished and say, "What? I'm not upside-down, you are!"

[sunf10wer8]

I need to see the conversation between Peem and Q after that night where Peem slowly registers what went on in that guest room and bans Q from his house 😭

[fltrmoon]

i am Sooooo so very normal about jegulus having a height difference and james smiling down at his boyfriend endearingly whilst regulus always has to glare up at him

[f1oralf1owers]

“i gotcha honey” …. yeah im melting btw

Jake seresin doing that bathroom door thing to a sweet shy reader would be so cute😭😭

that bathroom door thing - i changed it up just a bit for the plot's sake! i hope you still enjoy it <3

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Jake's forever grateful that Penny bought the Hard Deck, because it brought about changes that have only ever benefitted him. She's begrudgingly fond of him, so he drinks whenever he wants and pays his tab in grunt muscle when new shipments of booze are delivered and need to be hauled in. He also drives Amelia around to various after school activities, so Penny's rewarded him with his own personal set of keys in case she's waiting for pickup in the bar and can't lock up behind herself.

The bar is cleaner now than it was under previous management, which means more women are willing to set foot inside; something about the earlier gunk and grime drove them away. It's no longer a place for aviators to drink their sorrows away- it's fun, it's full, and it's family, something Jake cherishes more than he'll ever admit.

Those keys feel especially important in his pocket now as he watches you try the handle of the bathroom door, clearly in a rush. Jake's surprised that the bathroom isn't constantly occupied, what with the amount of liquor that gets consumed on a nightly basis, but some people might just be better at regulating themselves than others.

Apparently you're not one of them as you find the door locked, your face contorting into clear displeasure.

You scan the bar for Penny but- Jake realizes with a jolt down his spine, she's not here. She'd stepped out, and he'd been casually monitoring the counter to ensure that no one started touching anything that didn't belong to them.

"Coyote," Jake calls, catching his friend's attention from where he's crouched over the pool table, "Cover for Penny."

Usually the team would be annoyed at being interrupted, but Coyote is just as fond of Penny as Jake is, and he nods once, passing his cue over to Rooster. He takes up a seat opposite Jake, giving the man the chance to stand and make his way over to you.

"Hey there, darlin'," He greets, digging the keys out of his pocket, "You need'a get in there?"

"Uh, yeah, I do," You laugh sheepishly, watching intently as he slides the key into the door, "Oh my god, thank you, I couldn't find the bartender and I thought I was shit outta luck."

"I gotcha, honey," Jake grins, bicep flexing as he pushes open the door for you, "Come get me when you're done so I can lock back up, okay?"

"Alright," You agree, slipping into the bathroom and peeking through the door to call after him, "Thank you again!"

Jake beelines for the bar, reaching around the countertop to grab two bottles of beer. They're stored in an ice bucket, but he prefers them to the tap because they're quicker and easier.

"Hey!" Coyote barks, mad dogging him playfully, "You gonna pay for those, sir?"

"If these help me get that lady's number," Jake rushes back to the tables near the bathroom, sitting at one and setting the other bottle across from him, "I'll give Penny my life savings."

[all-hail-trash-prince]

Y'know what Danny Phantom really missed an opportunity to have one of the characters say "I'll do X when pigs fly" and then just have them stare in silence as a ghost pig immediately floats across the background and then look at the camera and really cheerfully go "sold!"

[al-the-remix]

One of my favourites headcannons the fandom seems to share is that during the cruise ship rescue Buck recognizes Tommy from a sexy firefighter calendar he featured in while still at the 118 and that it's partially responsible for Buck developing such a strong interest in Tommy so quickly.

But, I find it equally funny to imagine Buck having one of those tiktok accounts where ripped men post borderlind pornographic videos of themselves finger blasting oiled up chiken or whatever while they craft a meal that looks like it belongs on the menu of a three Michelin star restaurant--tight apron, no shirt, good lighting, horny camera work, whatever tiktok song is trending in the background--the whole nine yards. (I'm imagining something along the lines of this guy's videos).

And the whole time poor Tommy’s trying to keep them all in one piece while flying head first into a hurricane, in his head there's just a mantra of: "is that the guy who makes the slutty eggs? Is that the guy who makes the slutty eggs? Is that the guy--"

(As it turns out Buck is indeed that guy)

Now there's an extra bit at the end of all his videos where Buck sets the plate down infront of a headless hunk seated at his kitchen island who makes a lot of appreciative moaning noises while he devours whatever Buck just prepared for him.

[puckinghischier]

GASP !! just dance battles at the lake house !!! i can imagine toes being stepped on, the boys giggling as they butcher the dances just for quinn to come out victorious almost every round, causing jack to pout and luke just shakes his head. meanwhile you? you decided to sit out a few rounds ago, sitting beside ellen with a glass of wine in one hand, phone in the other. "you think i'll go viral on tiktok if i post this?"

and she’d totally work and plot with you on how to sneakily record all of it and post it

and when they all wake up the next morning to their phones blowing up with texts from their teammates poking fun at them for their ‘new career choice’ they’d all come barging into your room.

well, quinn would be laying next to you but he’d be on his brothers’ side for once. but the second you tell them ellen helped you? they’re running downstairs to whine to her about all of it, leaving you to send the video of the three of them dancing to one direction in perfect formation, to their various teammates, giving them all the ammo they need for next season

[ri-afan]

If I didn’t get to keep my knowledge then I would likely have a different answer.

To maximise my friends now while minimising the rest, 6-10 would have to be it. Holding out to the next stage would run the risk of coming into middle school too late even if it turns out I fell back to being in first grade again. Though to think I would still move in with my mother for high school for the few friends I have from then even if I didn’t get to graduate with most of them… y’all are special.

Can’t tag L or E.R., obviously, but can tag @shortiethewolf so I will: I love you guys so much and I would say you’re worth it living there with her even if I haven’t spoken to E.R. since graduation and it’s been so sporadic with both you and L since I moved. (You never met her but I think y’all could’ve been acquaintances at the least.) Also, the experience with M and E.C. years 10&11? I was kinda the catalyst to get them what they wanted and I feel like I dropped the ball on the experiences we had. Definitely have to be there for that to happen because they’re still nice people ❤️‍🩹 It would free me from some of mom’s attention too, even if it’s a crappy way to think about it. I’d definitely be doing more to stay off her radar though.

—Listen, I spent the time I was writing the last paragraph thinking about it and I think I would know the perfect time and plan to get things to work out and I still wouldn’t have to take that damn trig class in high school.

I would move after 6th grade because while I love dad I don’t know about being where they were and I only would have one more year where we were. Probably would still get pulled out of public school for bigotry reasons for middle school though (which, half and half it wasn’t wholly a terrible experience even if it truly was full of not the …best things… I’d do my best to work with what I had between all that but it was a… learning experience for sure. Probably ask if I could join a Spanish class though because it woulda been useful at least), then I would land with shortie in art year 9 (oh! I would change the science classes though my god - AP over regular Earth Science, physics over chem 🙏🏼 no APUSH dear god no I love L but I couldn’t with that class again, but I would change how I took that English class year 11) and meet L in that shitty religion club year 10 (I can’t remember how we met outside of that so I guess I’ll have to go to it for him 🙄😜) and totally skip all of that bs with people making L and me awkward af. And shutdown his shit with N bc that just fed into no good things (god, you remember that? I thought it was weird then and still think it was odd a decade later). Would def still turn him into a WonderWoman fan though because I think that helped him overall 😁 That thing with that guy I never actually met in the end from that one place would not happen year 11, I don’t think I let on just how much of a creep he was but I’m saying no right now. Maybe I actually woulda acted on my thoughts with E.R. senior year though. 🤔 Every once in a while I ponder it when I catch that one photo of us.

Then fucking GAP YEAR before college omg. N and I would likely not happen though 🫤 (all well and good for how it ended but maybe I could have done something different there for communication and we actually get to be friends instead of whatever that bs was…) Still move out to here bc it’s cheaper and just not where I graduated in the end (bc fuck that place, sorry E.R. even though you can’t read this 😅 one year there would be Enough) but skip that first college altogether bc holy shit that was a pricy waste of time, then join the second school (maybe I coulda talked y’all into coming along but I’m doubting it hard you lizards 🦎😄) and get that damn degree I love but sadly don’t really use and work towards what I have at this college still because I still love it. Maybe I could use the first degree when I started the next phase of college at that town. Miss me with those living situations in 2019 though, that ain’t happening again.

Maybe I would fucked around and taken a few other classes that caught my eye too but didn’t consider at the time because sexism? Probably woulda helped.

Now, how would this actually change things? It sounds like I’m on the same path overall.

I’m glad you asked! Connections.

This public thought experiment is over though 😛 but I definitely am going to continue it on my own.

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[noodle-artist]

Look, all I need of the The Batman II trailer is a quick second flash of the flying Graysons doing their trapeze act and maybe a shot of bruce, wide eyed, standing up with the whole audience

I need their death teased so badly in this trailer even if it’s only for a second.

[rosesradio]

Do you like Perjasico (is that still what it's called) by any chance? Because I was looking at that Jercy ask you had w/ Percy's most fertile period being the full moon when Jason is rutting, and I immediately thought that Nico could solve this problem easy.

Them being a poly couple is the sweetest but it's also so flavourful if only Jercy was established and they had to ask this as a favour from Nico/if Nico offered to help out.

— Jasico smut anon (I'm a multishipper too!)

jasico smut anon!! my favorite named anon (my only named anon it's fine) hii 💌

i loveee ot3/poly Things, those dynamics are vastly unexplored & slept on imo.

i would like to think that as far as fertility goes, being a demigod of a death god renders nico just about infertile (which is fine by him, eff them kids as they say 💀). this means that his partner wouldn't have to wear a condom (stds being put aside in this magical smutverse? it's fine), & (if you want a domestic lore drop) if nico were to want bio kids he could pray to the gods & probably get that arranged. but that's besides the point

as far as nico joining the couple, i don't think he'd offer the favor because he's too shy. i can however see him making some kind of crude joke or two about the predicament, and it opens the floor to further conversations on that. i could see a lot of nervous back and forth, mostly because nico's worried about messing up their relationship and friendship all around. jason & percy would assure nico that he's got nothing to worry about, that their relationship is rock solid, they've talked through these things, & they're both really into nico. and nico, of course, is really into them. he can't believe that they would offer him this, and he gladly accepts.

picturing the first time in which jason's rutt hits him particularly hard, and he brings nico into his & percy's bedroom. even though jason and percy can hardly stand to be in the same room as each other during this period due to their need, part of their agreement was (at least for this first time) percy should be in the room with them as well.

jason would have nico on his elbows & knees on the bed (again with going at it from behind, sue me). he'd be rough with nico, in part because of his rutt & in part because that's what nico prefers. he'd push nico's face into the sheets, driving into him as he manhandles him, exploring every inch of nico that he'd always been curious about. as much as he loves percy's swimmer build, he can't help but adore how lithe nico is. nico is stronger than he looks, of course, though he has a tiny waist & is so pretty when he arches his back—especially when jason tangles his fingers in nico's hair & pulls.

& of course, percy thinks he's gotta have the best view from the front. there's jason behind nico, his eyes hooded but dark as he grips nico's hips hard enough to leave bruises. and gods, percy wants to be nico, but he also loves the show he gets to see. he runs his fingers through nico's hair, gentle where jason his rough, his heart racing at the feeling of his sweat. nico's ass looks so good pressed against jason's hips, his back arching perfectly, his face flushed and wet lips parted to let out moans and whimpers.

and the look nico fixes percy with, his large eyes dark and pleading...gods, percy is gone.

he didn't initially plan to join them this first time, insisting that if he became too needy, he'd get himself off. still, it was a route they'd talked about, and nico insisted with equal stubbornness that he would be very willing & able to get percy off at the same time as jason.

so, percy lifts nico's head up, a thumb pressed to his bottom lip. and when he softly asks nico if he can use his mouth, nico's almost coming on the spot, nodding eagerly.

and so, while nico is supposedly being a 'lifesaver' to percy & jason, he's also getting his fix like nothing else. he would be the first one to come, whining around percy's cock down his throat. percy would be next, unable to handle the feeling of nico's throat & the sight of jason making him feel so good. nico would swallow like he was made for it, and that alone would make percy think of round two before nico even pulls away. jason would be last, drinking in every sound from nico & percy's lips, every sight of their pleasure. he would hold himself off to the last possible moment, wanting to try to be sure that his two partners had finished first. it wouldn't be long before jason would come deep inside nico, for once not worrying about pregnancy...despite how good nico would probably look while pregnant, too

[handweavers]

will never forget when i was in iceland and found the only pakistani restaurant in reykjavik and i walked in and the owner looked directly at me and asked me if i'm punjabi (in punjabi) and i said "yes" and he said "me too. don't worry brother i'll make it right for you" and i ordered a thali and literally watched him turn around toward the stove, take a heaping tablespoon of chili powder and drop it in a pot of curry for me. and he was right, it was the perfect amount of chili

[agnesandhilda]

invincible (2021) amv set to kiss me, son of god by they might be giants