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From Vengeance of the Moon Knight Vol 3 (2009)

I love all of Khonshu's various weird forms but this one is so fucking funny I can't

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Khonshu

Since I did Nefertiti, Heba, and the others in the DreamWorks style, i figured I'd finally finish this piece of Khonshu I had in my WIPs!

Well.... this is how I envision him before he got exiled, anyways....

Bonus:

(look closely into his eyes tho hehe)

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Sorry to blorbo your text post, but it was so perfectly in character.

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all 7 and a half people still in the moon knight fandom let me hEAR YOU MAKE SOME NOISE!!!!!

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I can't stop thinking about Khonshu having a wee bit of a crush on someone who's on the quieter side, and what he means to be snarky flirting goes over their head and registers as him disliking them so

Khonshu: Says something snarky and a little mean

Y/N: ... :(

Khonshu: Why is your lip wobbling-

Y/N: Why are you so mean to me... What did I do... (；﹏⁠；)

Khonshu: 😦

Marc: We told you to be nicer

Also

Khonshu: I... regret my behavior toward you. I've always cared for you

Y/N: No you haven't.

Khonshu: ??

Y/N: You don't say such awful things to people you care about! I don't know what you're up to, but I'm not falling for it

He fumbled so so bad. He's banging his head against the wall trying to come up with a way to unfumble this entire relationship. Marc is laughing at him

I just wanna see him be cringefail sometimes

Oh my god. The boys would be dying

Layla, too

But.... Well, then they think about how Y/N would feel. And feel a little guilty for laughing.

They'd maintain their disdain for the old man, but begrudgingly the boys would talk to Khonshu whilst Layla talked to Y/N about it all.

He's not really intentionally being a dick! He's emotionally constipated and has no idea how to convey emotions because he's a bazillion years old and has his head up his ass.

Jake would probably be more up to talking with Khonshu, personally. Steven and Marc would probably lecture the shit out of him, especially poor Steven. We've seen how sensitive this man is, and his heart would be all wibbly if he saw Y/N cry :(

And Y/N is his friend! It's not fair they got upset because of that Bloody Pigeon!

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don't talk to me cuz when moon knight gets a triple kill in rivals he goes "one for me, one for steven, one for jake" HOW CUTE IS THAT

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is it weird to anyone else that Marvel made a guy named Steven Grant Rogers and another guy named Steven Grant?

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Khonshu NSFW alphabet

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

It depends on his mood, or how well you behaved

Sometimes, if he was too rough with you, he will take the time to clean you off, massage any tense muscles or, as cliche as it seems, tuck you in.

If you didn't behave... He might just leave you a trembling little mess, and crack a few stale jokes about how wobbly you were walking to the bathroom to clean yourself up ;)

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favorite body part of his? It's difficult to say... but if he had to pick... his hands. They're so much larger than you, and the way you fall apart beneath them drives him insane.

His partner's body part? Your chest. Regardless of gender, it's always going to be the chest. The excited thrum of a beat, almost like a caged bird, all for him? Because of him?

Combine that with his hands and you're going to wind up naked and trembling beneath him, regardless if it's the first time of the night... or the tenth.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Sorry but the dude is fucking gigantic. The quantity is... a lot.

So much so you can never swallow all of it, or even fit all of it inside you. You almost always wind up wearing just as much that gets inside of you.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He has a fantasy of fucking you in front of someone who thought they could keep you for themselves. (Like an ex, or some prick who got too handsy at the bar)

Dude has fucked, I'm not gonna lie. Even in myth the dude has smashed. But just because he's his a dry spell that's lasted... a while thousands of years cough cough... Doesn't mean he don't know how to make your head spin and your legs give out.

He's... incentive, if nothing else. And willing to indulge in a few of your kinks, if you want to, even if you have to educate him on them,

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He has two.

The first, is beneath him, his hands grasping your hips as he just fucks into you, feeling how slick and sweaty you can get beneath his hands.

The second, is you riding him. Whether he's laying down and looking up at you, or sitting up and holding you close... He loves it when you show him how badly you crave him, he loves how you can get haloed in the light of the moon, or any candles you may have lit.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Have you seen this mf? Serious.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

No hair, lmao

Bro technically doesn't even have a head.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Khonshu can be very romantic, if the setting is right. Like Aftercare, it depends on his mood.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Before you, Khonshu never felt the urge.

But.... after? When you aren't available--or you aren't in the mood, or are being a shithead and tormenting him--he will indulge, imagining it is you sliding up and down his length instead of his hand.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Breeding kink. I've said it before, I will say it a million more times. He is a god of fertility; he can't help but imagining knocking you up, creating a little life with you. Even if you don't have the corresponding anatomy to get pregnant.

Another one is, as much as he wants to try and fill you up entirely, he very much loves to cover you with his seed, or push any excess he can fit back inside of you with his thick, massive fingers.

Ngl, I feel like he's a tad bit of an exhibitionist. Or at the very least, he kind of likes it when you're at the risk of being caught, of watching you struggle to keep your voice down while he is unabashedly vocal about it to egg you on further. Even if he cast some sort of spell that nobody can see you anyway. The bastard is a tease ;)

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Most of the time, somewhere private; or "romantic". Does this mean he will teleport you to some cliffside retreat, or forest haven to rail you in? Yes, absolutely.

But if you're not the type, Khonshu will definitely settle for your bed... Provided it's strong enough to bear the weight of a god in the throes of passion, anyway...

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

When you're bratty, or being a tease.

Almost every time, it gets his blood boiling when you get lippy with him, or give salacious touches in passing; the man will want to fuck you until you see stars.

Another way, is if you're wearing something that he has given you. For example, say he gave you a necklace bearing his moon... if you lay yourself out in nothing but that necklace? Yeah, remember how I said you'd wanna make sure your bed can handle it? Because it's probably breaking tonight.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Will not do things like cut you, or permanently hurt you. Spanking, or some playful choking, yes. But he will not actually hurt you during sex. So don't ask.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Er... since my dude has a bird skull... I don't think giving oral is in the cards.

If he is using a human body, on the other hand? He will give oral like it is his life's purpose; like every drop of your sweet release was the finest wine.

Now, receiving on the other hand... Yes. Hell, yes. Whether your experienced or not, the way you struggle to take his cock into your mouth can make his head spin and his ego swell. It's like watching you worship him, in a lewd way; he'll pet your head to encourage you along, all the while teasing you:

"Struggling, little bird? Ah, you look so lovely like this, though..."

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

It depends on how you both feel, if the pace is mutual.

Sometimes he can be slow, sensual, taking slow, deep thrusts just to watch your eyes roll back...

Other times Khonshu will pin you down and just fuck into you like he will die if he doesn't.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Not too fond of them, but he will indulge you if you need it. He prefers to have time alone with you, to unravel you like a divine gift.

Say you were on break from work, and stressed tf out... He will be down to finger you or fuck you nice and quick to take the edge off.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Like I said... Khonshu is a bit of an exhibitionist. The thrill of someone catching you excited him mostly because of how tight you get when you think someone is about to catch you--how fast your heart beats and how hard you squirm.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He. Is. A god.

He isn't ready to stop until you have to tap out, or pass out.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He doesn't own toys, but if you broach the subject, he will enjoy using them (on you) very much. May even conjure something special, made of gold ;)

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

C'mon. You already know the answer to this one.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He will use typically an even, vocal tone if he is talking during the act; but if he want's to act like he wants to get caught? He will get loud.

As for grunts, moans, growls? Oh, his voice drops so low you can feel it in your bones--like a tiger's roar can trigger paralysis due to the infrasound--only this can send the most wonderful of thrills through your body

Extending the fucking you in front of someone fact, he also kind of wants to imagine him fucking you in front of the other gods, to prove how good it can feel to be so close to mortals.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

The old man is hung. I'm talking, like at least 12 inches hard. If you're a size queen/king, he will definitely coo at you and mention how well you're taking him.

If you're inexperienced, Khonshu will do whatever he can to make sure the act is pleasurable for you, too. Be it stretching you with his fingers first, or using his hands on you while he strokes himself off if you're hesitant to take him inside, he will always ensure comfort and no harm comes to you.

If you are still too scared to take him in his "true" form, in any human form he takes (I'm not talking about possession) his dick is around 7-8.5 inches. A bit of work, still, this is true; but it is far easier to manage than the orifice destroyer he's packing in his godly form.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

When it comes to you, it can fluctuate. But if you're being a tease and denying him, it can get pretty unbearable and the littlest action will make him wanna rail you.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He's a god. He doesn't need to sleep lol

But he will slow his chest's rise and fall, hold you close so you can sleep snuggled next to him.

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logan howlett has always been THAT bitch

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Something that stands out to me the most about episode 1 of Moon Knight is how lonely Steven is. That deep sense of loneliness permeates every aspect of his life, from his strong attachment to Gus to his one-sided interactions with the living statue. He has so much love to give but nowhere to give it (in the first episode, at least).

(And not to mention “A Man Without Love” being played in the beginning of the episode itself!)

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чистенькі, гарненькі, ідуть спати, аби завтра знайти під подушкою подарунки від Миколая🛌🧸

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Dad!Khonshu and his lil baby

My pen is running dry so I dragged my ass on Khonshu's details

Don't worry the wings get bigger as she grows

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Moon Knight, Deadpool, and Eddie Brock having to work together, all talking to voices inside their heads but all for completely different reasons, which is deeply confusing to most of them (not to the yellow boxes. they know exactly what’s going on). Moon Knight and Deadpool also, seemingly separately from the previous, keep talking to invisible people outside their heads, but, Eddie figures out fairly quickly, these appear to be different invisible people.

They try to work out the situation and things rapidly deteriorate as they realize they’re trying to have a conversation between, conservatively, at least 8 consciousnesses, using only 3 mouths, which is less effective than you might think. Venom pops out of Eddie’s shoulder to try to even the numbers a bit; Moon Knight screams like a little girl and Deadpool makes a very inappropriate comment about Venom’s tongue.

At some point during the night Deadpool somehow ends up dressed in drag, which causes Venom to insist to Eddie that they find a pretty dress too.

There’s a grenade which they all try to throw themselves on at the same time, resulting in all of them getting blown up. Deadpool heals fastest. The others insist it is not a competition, which, Deadpool notes, is what people losing a competition always say.

Deadpool spends much of the night whining at Moon Knight to “use one of your sexy accents”, which Moon Knight flatly refuses to do, until Steven fronts at a plot-important moment and Deadpool almost swoons. Venom is secretly a little hurt that his voice isn’t also considered sexy, and by “secretly” I mean Eddie doesn’t hear about anything else for a solid forty minutes.

Eddie and Moon Knight both think they are, somehow, the most normal person/system here. (Deadpool does not.)

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Khonshu and Pregnant!SO and Dad!Khonshu thots got my brain in a chokehold today

Like

I just keep imagining him holding his wee lil baby like they're the most fragile thing in the universe

But also he's the kinda dad to carry them like a football if they like it

(The boys always have heart attacks at the last one?? Because the baby just looks so small and fragile in Khonshu's arms??)

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Steven: Jake! That is horribly disrespectful! You're ruining beauty that's lasted for thousands of years--

Marc: Lmao do another one

Steven: YOU'RE NOT HELPING!

Reader: Pfff No no let him cook I wanna see another one

Steven: WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU PEOPLE ON?