#I mean this with all sincerity

[fecklikedust]

Early rwby was such a vibe✨

They could never make me hate you poser era rwby

[cashewbenoit]

jake bean. what an incredible name

[thenyourmomputherpantsbackon]

Seriously, every time he goes on a new rant I’m just like, ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS TAKE YOUR BILLIONS AND SHUT THE HELL UP! It has to be an absolute nightmare for his PR staff, if he has them.

He just wants to be a “cool guy” so bad and has been sorely disappointed to learn that despite having billions to buy cool guy things (like social media platforms to control how much people can talk mean about you online), most people don’t find him cool because his billions can’t buy him a better personality, or stop him from being an ass.

(Screenshotted tags are from carnivalofsilverfish’s reblog, but I’m old and fucked something up.)

Oh also he's coping so fucking hard on the website that he scrubbed the video from because its so embarrassing and pretend8ng it doesn't exist like people aren't linking it directly under rthis reply lmao

[anime-academia]

Finally wrote and sent an email to my most beloved Professor

[francesderwent]

Taylor Swift really wrote an album with the thesis “a man who tells you he loves you and lives together with you in a committed relationship for six years but never ever proposes is essentially the same as a man who tells you he loves you to get you into bed and then ghosts you a couple weeks later”

[chameleonsallinvermillion]

Plato theorised that there is a realm of ideas, where the perfect true form of a thing exists. All horses we see are weak, distorted copies of the true horse, and on some level we recognise that. 

As a child, you ate birthday cake. Cheap, supermarket birthday cake: the thin layer of cream and jam, the bright colours, the tooth-aching sweetness. It was never quite as good as you wanted it to be. It was tasty, but it lacked something. You ate it time and again but each time you were freshly surprised that it wasn’t all that you had imagined it to be. 

Somehow, instinctively, you knew that there was a true cake out there, the cake that your subconscious kept prompting you to remember, the cake you had never tasted but which must exist. The one that would fulfil the promises of those birthday cakes. 

That cake, my friends, exists. That cake is prinsesstårta. 

[demaparbat-hp]

Want to know what I believe? It's right here

Dig a little deeper and it's crystal clear

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(WIP)

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Husk: Hey, Angel, can you hold this?

Angel: *distracted* Hm? Yeah-

Angel: …

Angel: …this is just your hand?

Husk: Yeah.

Angel: 😳

Angel: *clutches hand tighter*

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

I'm just confused because I genuinely have not understood where your logic is coming from.

Also I never said ace/aro people don't exist? Where is that coming from? That feels like a "gotcha" out of left field that I don't appreciate. Many of my friends are aro and ace and their experiences and feelings are all valid and equal to mine.

I never said that you have to sleep with someone to date them. I said that people do not call someone they are just sleeping with once or twice a partner/boyfriend/girlfriend. If anything that is saying the opposite - not that sex makes a relationship, but that sex does not make a relationship.

From what I am understanding, you're saying that Eddie was probably lying to Buck when he said Shannon was the first person he dated, and that Buck was correct in saying Shannon was the first person he slept with. My counterpoint is that Eddie met Shannon very young. I know teens have sex, I sure did, but I doubt that Eddie or Shannon had a very long or storied sexual history before dating.

I think it's far more likely than Shannon was the first person Eddie dated, and the first person he slept with.

That's my personal interpretation. And to be honest, I think that it's a little ridiculous that we're now getting into a split-hair discussion over what was supposed to be a mostly-silly post. I'm frankly not interested in continuing this conversation, and I say that with politeness and respect. I'm especially not interested in continuing it in such a public forum. And perhaps that's on me for replying to you in the first place and making this a discussion. Someday I'll learn, ha ha.

If I can ask a favor of anyone who sees this post, I would deeply appreciate if you would not reblog this version with the long-drawn out conversation and to please instead just reblog the first iteration. This was meant to be a silly clowning post, not a big debate. Thank you!

Not to put on a little clown performance or anything, even though you all know I loooooove to put on a clown performance, but uh. Um. 99% sure Eddie previously stated that Shannon was the first girl/woman he dated. So I'd love to know what that fun little hesitance before saying she wasn't my first girlfriend was, Eddie. Would love to know if your first "girlfriend" was actually a boyfriend. WOULD SURE LOVE TO KNOW IF--

[fluentisonus]

[dear-ao3]

thinking about this one authors note that i read on a fanfic awhile ago that was like "hey guys pls leave feedback i hate when people write stuff like 'the older man' or 'the englishman' or stuff like that to refer to people but idk how to not do that" like. just write their names. they're their names. no rules against using them a million times.

[crispyjenkins]

i don't know who needs to hear this today but the jedi would not be body-shy

especially during the war. some would be uncomfortable, sure, or even heavily dislike being nude and/or bathing around others, but the point of that is that would be respected as a choice. there is a very large difference between preferring not to be nude around others, for cultural religious or personal reasons, versus being ashamed. nothing you can do can convince me jedi would be ashamed or embarrassed of their or others' bodies.

why. why would the jedi think nudity undignified. why would they turn their noses up at it as unseemly, rather than a choice and preference

[toorurii]

Been holding onto these Platinas for going on Years now and I ain’t ever gonna finish these I realize…. Iykyk 🫶💗🛸🥀💎

[merakiui]

he is so cute....... bite him, reader. (⸝⸝ᵕᴗᵕ⸝⸝) also, i hope everyone can appreciate the motivational picture that i've put on the wip so i'm reminded of him always. <3

[bookshelfdreams]

stupid ofmd takes never cease, today it's "Stede is an actual slaver because he tried to sell Hornberry in 01x03"

buddy. my guy. my dude. listen.

Taking enemy officers hostage and ransoming them back is a established tradition in European politics (and I'm sure elsewhere as well). "I have your king, I want x amount of money and you have to promise y and z, then I'll give him back" has been a legitimate diplomatic tactic since forever (yes not even kings were exempt from this). Even today, prisoner exchanges still happen. On no level is this even remotely similar to slavery.

Selling English aristocrats for money is cool and fine actually. You're allowed to do that. Many people don't know this.

Stede yelling "Man For Sale!!" while he leads him around the republic of pirates on a leash is Hornberry's most treasured memory. He jacks off to it daily.

[moeblob]

Look, I rewatched all of Bravern to try and make more sense of it now that I know plot twists and stuff and honestly how does Lewis never ask anything about the cockpit that he was in for four seconds. I think he should mention it. I think he's allowed to talk about it.