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Need y’all to know that in the 1970’s a letter to the editor was published in Daily Telegraph where the author offhandedly used the phrase “Tolkien-like gloom” to describe an area with barren trees and JRRT himself wrote back an incensed rebuttal at the use of his name in a context that suggested anything negative about trees.
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It would be hilarious how much the party programmes for this election are like:
SPD/Grüne: everyone should live and we'll tax the rich to pay for that
Union/FDP: the literal opposite of that, also we may or may not kill a few adorable baby kittens
AfD: let's kick out all immigrants and go back to the 40s, good times! And also we'll totally suck Putin's dick.
BSW: oh absolutely! Also politics should not be made by politicians.
...if the polls weren't. Like That.
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Thank you! Some more links:
"extremely islam-critical, AfD-supporting Saudi-Arabian immigrant doctor kills 5 and injures 200 in a terrorist attack" sounds like a headline you'd see in a fake newspaper made for a shitty sitcom but it is in fact real news
#i dont always remember to put sources esp if in my head i dont categorize something as an informative post#but youre right i should be more diligent about it#its good practice#hope you have a nice weekend despite. well. everything <3#german stuff
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"extremely islam-critical, AfD-supporting Saudi-Arabian immigrant doctor kills 5 and injures 200 in a terrorist attack" sounds like a headline you'd see in a fake newspaper made for a shitty sitcom but it is in fact real news
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oh and as usual he has been threatening violence publicly (on the web) for months. reportedly, police were made aware of him multiple times, including in the very city the terror attack ended up happening. despite this, he wasn't seen as an extremist or as potentially dangerous. because losing your shit about "islamization" and threatening to kill people in ratliation for "letting it happen" is just - idk quirky? what people do on the internet these days? nothing to be concerned about, apparently?
cool.
"extremely islam-critical, AfD-supporting Saudi-Arabian immigrant doctor kills 5 and injures 200 in a terrorist attack" sounds like a headline you'd see in a fake newspaper made for a shitty sitcom but it is in fact real news
#FUCK#this is so sad#the death toll may still rise afaik#40 people are grievously injured idk how many of them in critical condition
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HE'S A PSYCHIATRIST????
"extremely islam-critical, AfD-supporting Saudi-Arabian immigrant doctor kills 5 and injures 200 in a terrorist attack" sounds like a headline you'd see in a fake newspaper made for a shitty sitcom but it is in fact real news
#that's it folks. that killed me. goodbye.#I am leaving the simulation I can't handle this anymore#german stuff
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the adjective triplets: gottlos, ehrenlos and bodenlos
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"extremely islam-critical, AfD-supporting Saudi-Arabian immigrant doctor kills 5 and injures 200 in a terrorist attack" sounds like a headline you'd see in a fake newspaper made for a shitty sitcom but it is in fact real news
#what is going on#what is happening#sorry im not making fun of the people in Magdeburg it's a horrible tragedy and I am so sorry#but like. again. what is going on.#german stuff
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#this is so true#and why i stopped buying women's clothes#well this and also men's clothes just fit me better in general#which is ridiculous because I have e cups and a very stereotypically feminine figure#but women's clothes are cut so weird. always too short too tight and sitting uncomfortably.#with fake pockets unfinished seams tissue-thin fabric#once you're not used to them anymore womens clothes feel like costumes not daywear#and like he said it's not like the quality of men's clothing is awesome eiter#textiles
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No other website could ever possibly bind mutuals together stronger than tumblr. It's like this: I'm scrolling past your art which is beautiful and warm I love it I hope you get on the trending page, oh you finally posted your fic i'm so proud of you, i'm sorry that you're having a hard time with work, school or you think you're hard to love, you're not because I love you and it's so easy. you're being silly tonight on the dash, it's good to see you after your hiatus. I also like that ship, they're keeping me up at night, can you share your joy with me? I saw your tags on my post, did you see me like it? hey it's been months and I've grown quite fond of you. see you tomorrow, same time or perhaps when the sun rises for me and sets for you. Isn't that wonderful?
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I hate hate hate hate how dog friendly everything is in the city now. Barring medical necessity, there is no reason to bring your dog to a restaurant, there is no reason to bring your dog to the grocery store, there is no reason to bring your dog to the nail salon. Dogs do not need to go everywhere you go why am I being forced to be around dogs all the time
#you're so valid op#there's no reason to let your dog off leash in public. ever.#also grass and flower beds aren't there for your stupid dog to shit into. clean up after yourself.
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"Operative Eingriffe vor der Volljährigkeit lehnen wir grundsätzlich ab."
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Was machen dann Kinder, die lebensrettende OPs brauchen? Einfach sterben, oder was? Nur damit nicht irgendwo ein 17 1/2 jähriger aus Versehen ne Brustreduktion bekommt, als ob das ein weit verbreiteter Eingriff wäre? Als ob täglich trans Kinder in Deutschland operiert würden. Das ist ein NICHT VORHADENES Problem, aber dieser reaktionäre Scheißverein leidet dermaßen unter kulturkampfinduzierten Halluzinationen, dass sie denken, tausende Kinderleben zu gefährden, ist akzeptabel, wenn dafür auch nur EIN trans Kind nicht die Gesundheitsfürsorge erhält, die es braucht.
(Ich weiß, so ist das nicht gemeint. Aber das ist es, was dort steht. Nicht "plastische Chirurgie vor dem 18. Geburtstag", nicht "geschlechtsangleichende Operationen", nicht "medizinisch nicht notwendig". Sondern Operationen, Punkt. Transphobie führt wirklich zu Gehirnschwund.)
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Much has been said on the modern healthy masculinity of tolkiens men but what I think what we’re really seeing here is medieval masculinity
#you dont even have to go that far back to see men weep openly in literature#in fact the stoic emotionless masculine archetype is something that to tolkien would've been a modern development#tolkien wasnt avantgarde he was a traditionalist#tolkien
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Fox Frenzy by Natalia Moreva/Kulabra Design (Ravelry link)
oh y'all are gonna love the christmas gifts I've made
#FOXES#they didnt turn out quite as i wanted#i made a lot of very stupid mistakes#the red fox looks better than the fennec. naturally#but whatever at least im done#knitting#crafts#look what i made
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oh y'all are gonna love the christmas gifts I've made
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Look. If you send me an ask asking for me to either donate to you or to ask other people to donate, I will delete the ask. Not because I’m heartless, but because I will one hundred percent assume that you’re just another scammer trying to profit off of the suffering of Palestinians.
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