#and she’s right

[francesderwent]

Taylor Swift really wrote an album with the thesis “a man who tells you he loves you and lives together with you in a committed relationship for six years but never ever proposes is essentially the same as a man who tells you he loves you to get you into bed and then ghosts you a couple weeks later”

[alverelover]

[chickren]

‘It was one thing to slay a lion, another to hack his paw off and leave him broken and bewildered.’

is peak stan culture

[hitmehardnsweet]

callie turning into a freak just like her mother is something that is so dear to me

[antlerqueefs]

dykes 4 doechii

[atwhughesversion]

my friend (blackhawks fan) 😭

[scrybeofvibes]

replayed inscryption today, grandma kicked my ass

[aardvaark]

i love sophie devereaux’s ethical stances. she’s a self-identified grifter and prolific international thief who manipulates people both for money and simply for fun. she also cannot even say the word "politics" because ewww

[sincaraz]

my parents are clowning on carlos “does he cut his own hair? he’s got all the money in the world and he walks around like that”

[ninadove]

Kagami in Lies:

"Oh my God Adrien, stop being silly. You’re embarrassing me, even though there’s no one around to see us. This is not you. This is not the version of you I was conditioned to want. Stop it right now."

Feligami in Representation:

"My queen. If we’re going to tell my second greatest enemy about the entire plot. Can I at least make it into a play? A silly little play with masks and everything?"

"Of course love. I can even sketch the costumes and paint the props if you want."

"Marry me"

[theydjarin]

She can’t speak but I know she’s saying “hey. it’s after 4pm. that’s practically 5pm. and all your coworkers are on the east coast anyway. so logic says it’s basically 6pm. you can finish this tomorrow. don’t you want to take a nap i knowwwww you want to hit your pen and take a nap”

[schrodingerspsycho]

Jackie: Ooh, Van, I love your top!

Van: Thanks! But y’know, her name is Taissa.

Taissa: OH MY GOD why would you say that??

Van: *laughing her little butch ass off*

[rampanttthoughts]

Rosie says Sonny was robbed!!

[gusujay]

Why is it so funny that when the player firsts meets Aspity during the Haruspex route, to Artemy she’s like ‘the prince has returned the king is dead long live the king our people may have a chance of surviving after all.’ But when you met her for the first time during the bachelors route as daniil she was like ‘be silent, worm!’

[skinreflectsthesun]

That rumpled and rolled out of bed look but I’m here 😮‍💨

[mermaidsirennikita]

like five of these Grace Callaway books have introduced Gabriella Garrity as a nervous chatterbox that everyone loves and then they realize her husband is the guy who’s out there breaking kneecaps and gutting people and she’s COMPLETELY oblivious all “isn’t he GREAT?” and then he slinks up and everyone shits their pants and she’s like