#And she’s right

[francesderwent]

Taylor Swift really wrote an album with the thesis “a man who tells you he loves you and lives together with you in a committed relationship for six years but never ever proposes is essentially the same as a man who tells you he loves you to get you into bed and then ghosts you a couple weeks later”

[chickren]

‘It was one thing to slay a lion, another to hack his paw off and leave him broken and bewildered.’

is peak stan culture

[atwhughesversion]

my friend (blackhawks fan) 😭

[princessanneftw]

Princess Anne laughing at her husband Sir Tim Laurence being very funny over the years.

[scrybeofvibes]

replayed inscryption today, grandma kicked my ass

[aardvaark]

i love sophie devereaux’s ethical stances. she’s a self-identified grifter and prolific international thief who manipulates people both for money and simply for fun. she also cannot even say the word "politics" because ewww

[ninadove]

Kagami in Lies:

"Oh my God Adrien, stop being silly. You’re embarrassing me, even though there’s no one around to see us. This is not you. This is not the version of you I was conditioned to want. Stop it right now."

Feligami in Representation:

"My queen. If we’re going to tell my second greatest enemy about the entire plot. Can I at least make it into a play? A silly little play with masks and everything?"

"Of course love. I can even sketch the costumes and paint the props if you want."

"Marry me"

[kay-no-lies]

Rosie says Sonny was robbed!!

[gusujay]

Why is it so funny that when the player firsts meets Aspity during the Haruspex route, to Artemy she’s like ‘the prince has returned the king is dead long live the king our people may have a chance of surviving after all.’ But when you met her for the first time during the bachelors route as daniil she was like ‘be silent, worm!’

[skinreflectsthesun]

That rumpled and rolled out of bed look but I’m here 😮‍💨

[schrodingerspsycho]

Jackie: Ooh, Van, I love your top!

Van: Thanks! But y’know, her name is Taissa.

Taissa: OH MY GOD why would you say that??

Van: *laughing her little butch ass off*

[mermaidsirennikita]

like five of these Grace Callaway books have introduced Gabriella Garrity as a nervous chatterbox that everyone loves and then they realize her husband is the guy who’s out there breaking kneecaps and gutting people and she’s COMPLETELY oblivious all “isn’t he GREAT?” and then he slinks up and everyone shits their pants and she’s like

[completely-real-rocklee]

TEN TEN SAYS I AM SO BABYGIRL IT MAKES HER FEEL VIOLENT!!!!! I DO NOT KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS, BUT THANK YOU ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

[lucienarcheron]

nesta really said “I’m gunna suck the sadness out of him.” 😌

[youreonyourownkid]

one thing about taylor swift is that she fucking loves maroon

[booksandpaperss]

pov ur friend is live reacting to the miraculous ladybug movie without seeing the show and this is their first impression of adrinette