#rock lee thoughts

[completely-real-rocklee]

I ALMOST DIED SEVERAL TIMES IN THE WAR BECAUSE NARUTO AND SASUKE WERE BUSY MAKING EYE CONTACT AND NOT SPEAKING WHILE I WAS FIGHTING OFF MASS NUMBERS OF ENEMIES!!!!!!!

[andi-o-geyser]

DM scolds his adventuring party like a principal chiding a bunch of middle schoolers: more at 12

[georgialawman]

꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱₊˚⊹

[nohara-rin-dot-mp3]

thing about tenten is that in many ways she fails to "pass" as a girl by naruto gender rules. like gender in naruto is a whole Thing that frankly i'm not even close to qualified to talk about but i do think that it's interesting that although tenten's character brushes by some traits considered feminine by the narrative she ultimately fails to commit to any of them. when she's first introduced she seems like she has a crush on sasuke but that gets dropped and never mentioned again fairly quickly. she doesn't just not become a mednin- she is incapable of medical jutsu. in boruto, she has not settled down and gotten married and had kids! this combined with her unusual level of brutality for any naruto character (see: weapons as grounded in reality + therefore more understandable violence) and lack of heritage does make tenten the most "undeserving" of the konoha 12. she isn't fitting into the cultural framework of a "good" ninja. but she's here anyways.

[metal-man1a]

Shout out to @satorusixx, their the ones who wrote this

I JUST WANNA SAY MY THANKS AND AMENS THAT NIKKI IS ALIVE, I LOVE HIM SM, HES LITERALLY A LEGEND AND HAS NEVER WENT DOWN EASY!?!?!1@!1!1

[surfrocklee]

rock lee fact #90

lee once told the team that he had learned genjutsu, which was exciting for everyone until he started shuffling a deck of cards

[kyoshi-lesbians]

anyways. that ty lee is a weapon to Azula & in many ways treated as such in the narrative* is really such a striking parallel to other characters it drives me crazy

[l0gitex]

wee

[geekthefreakout]

Kakashi Hatake is such a hypocrite, man.

I am once again rewatching Gaara vs Rock Lee. And when Kakashi learns that Gai taught Lee the Hidden Lotus, he is JUDGY AS HELL.

"Gai, are you telling me that genin, that BOY, knows the Hidden Lotus?" Talking about how irresponsible it is.

Kakashi, you are going to teach Sasuke the chidori in THIS SAME ARC.

"I don't know what this boy means to you, but I shouldn't have to tell you that we NEVER bring our personal feelings into this."

YOU FOCUS ON SASUKE AND ONLY SASUKE AS YOUR STUDENT BECAUSE HE REMINDS YOU SO MUCH OF YOURSELF AND OF OBITO.

and THEN Kakashi has the nerve to use his sharingan on the fight. So he can take Sasuke and teach him how to STEAL LEE'S MOVESET to fight Gaara in the finals smh

[solargeist]

Read this as hostile

😘

-Lunar

[thechibilitwick]

almost somewhat those guys

woah here i went digging again i feel like a mouse searching for cheese. idk if these work hope they do

[completely-real-rocklee]

GAI-SENSEI’S WHEELCHAIR IS SO YOUTHFUL!!!!! WE ATTACHED KNIVES TO THE WHEELS SO HE CAN STILL ATTACK HIS ENEMIES AND HE HAS ONLY MISSED ONCE!!!!!!!! 🦽🦽❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

[izzygddmstradlin99]

uhh i think bro's cheeks are out

[full-frontal-lotus]

I have to brag for a moment because I FINALLY GOT IT.

There are only 15 of these in existence, I thought for sure I'd never have it and yet here it is in my hands. This has been a grail pin of mine for ages and it's a thrill to finally have it.

[1rintome]

MODERN NARUTO HCS!!

I dont wanna make too many, so heres a few!! None of these personalities are canon, these are all just made up. If you dont like when people put totally different personalities on characters, I recommend you dont read this! 🫶

-Sasukes family is full of police, and they run a police station

-The Uchiha family is also some kind of mafia shit

-Yes they abuse their police power

-The Hyuugas are also mafia, and are rivals to the Uchihas!

-Sasuke and Neji were forced ‘rivals’, because they were the same age

-Sasuke almost killed Neji

-Later became friends, now repeatedly visits Neji in the hospital because he got in a coma

-Naruto is Sasukes real rival, but only in academics, girls and strenght (from Naruto’s pov)

-Sasuke sees Naruto as a rival, somehow

-Minato and Kushina are alive, very chaotic but happy couple

-Minato is the mayor, and Kushina is a judge

-This is how Sasuke sees a rival in Naruto, because Naruto is on the ‘good’ side and hes on ‘bad’ side

-They were rlly good friends in childhood tho

-They made out as practise hehe

-Knew they weren’t attracted to men after that

-Naruto wasn’t exactly hated when growing up, but he accidentally murdered someone in his teens so lots of people hated him after that

-Wasn’t actually the murderer

-He got away with it anyway because of his parents :)

-Seen as ‘weird kid’ in school

-Trained his body from a very young age, and does martial arts!!

-Really powerful

-He had a crush on Sakura until he found out from his parents that she was included in some sketchy shit

-Sakura is very smart

-Like very

-She knows the Uchiha are mafia, because of a certain happening

-Popular in school

-Became really strong after she started dating Sasuke, because Sasuke trained her really well so she’d be able to protect herself!

-Hinata is a shy cutie, but when you get to know her shes kind manipulative with her shyness, and clingyness

-Didn’t know she was manipulative though, because she just picked up behaviours from her mom

-The hyuugas are not a happy family/household

-Didn’t wanna be involved with mafia, since it included being more ‘close’ to her family

-She only likes Neji and Hanabi in her family

-Became stronger so she could protect Hanabi

-Dislikes Sasuke for what he did to Neji.

-Ino is a whore

-That sounded bad mb

-She doesn’t like it, but her family is poor so she sells herself

-Is trying to use Sakura for money

-Thats why theyre friends

-Shikamaru is smart, but ignorant

-He ignores everything that goes on around him, because its too ‘bothersome’

-Choji follows what Shikamaru does, not hesitant. Theyre best friends, right? Shikamaru wouldn’t do anything to hurt him, right?

-Kiba has a fake personality, and is only himself around his dog

-He doesn’t wanna be involved in anything, but ends up being involved anyway

-Nobody notices Shino. He does that want to be noticed, anyway. Or?

-TenTen clings on to Sakura and Ino like a leech, she just wants friends.

-Lee is super sporty! Too bad he got a really bad injury that made him unable to do what he loves.. Hope this doesn’t make him *too* depressed!

-Does Gaara spare his siblings? We dont know. Will Naruto be able to save Gaara in this timeline? We dont know.

-‘Sensei’s like Kakashi are teachers or workers in shops

-Itachi does his best to keep Sasuke out of the spotlight. He likes when the attention is on him.

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hehe i put some images that i found that fit this!! 😽

[metal-man1a]

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