#I love the universe

[arrowmaker15]

(Another Tim and Jason 4am meeting)

Tim: You think there's a universe out there where Superman is evil?

Jason: There's a universe out there where Batman dresses as an owl and tries to destroy the entire multiverse, so, yeah, probably. Why?

Tim: Why would he do it, I wonder?

Jason: Dunno.

Tim:

Tim: You think it would be because he fell in love with the Joker?

Jason: Excuse me, what the fuck-

[killershrike]

I fucking hate d&d cause I read all the asoiaf books started watching the show when it first aired and I was like 9 or 10 years old and Braime is one of my favorite pairings of literal all time of any media like top 5 and so important to me and they fucked them so fucking hard and not even just that

like personal sadboy moments here but I relate a lot to both brienne and jaime.. I've been called ugly and treated like shit since I was born because of certain physical traits i have and am still constantly scared I'll never find someone who will actually love me

and jaime is straight up a victim of literal everyday life long abuse from his sister since he was born like I'm not excusing what he's done but you can't look me in the eyes and say cersei hadn't been abusing jaime literally ever since they were born

and the relationship of jaime who's often regarded as one of the most handsome men in westeros seeing past brienne's "ugliness" and falling in love with her true beauty and spirit, and brienne finding a friend and lover who treats her like an equal and encrouges her skill and sees her as truly beautiful no matter what any other idiot has to say was so fucking beautiful to me. they way they made each other better.. brienne learned not to judge so quick or accept the common opinion without deeper thought when jaime told her about the mad king. and hello, she didn't even argue or fight back just asked "if this is true, why didn't you tell Ned stark?" Like SHE WAS THE FIRST PERSON HE EVER TOLD. AND THE FIRST PERSON WHO EVER BELIEVED HIM.

and then she fucking called him jaime instead of kingslayer like everyone else and like she was before. they are the only ones they can each be vulnerable with and fully honest to without true shame or fear. besides tyrion for jaime and pod for brienne like, they opened up to each other. they trust each other not just with their lives but their secrets. and secrets are much more deadly in westeros than any blade could be.

and jaime finally broke past his stupid arrogant toxic man shit judging brienne on her apperance and started to fucking realize what he and cersei are doing are wrong!!! he actually starts to push back to cersei!!! he finally has a taste of a REAL and HEALTHY relationship and he starts to push back at cersei without even realizing or making the decision to do so!!! brienne just INFLUENCED him like that with her very nature!!!!

fuck d&d fuck them even though they wrote one of the best always sunny episodes ever they couldn't fucking write braime which are already 50% the way to being together in the books and then they even had the fucking nerve to make jaime take her virginity and be all loving and shit and then just fucking ABANDON her god I hate this fucking show

[titanebaby]

who are you to say that that girl i met tonight- the girl i was supposed to meet tonight- wasn’t the girl of my dreams?

man up (2015) written by tess morris

[lunarhode]

the universe loves me because i know her i am the universe i know me

[oliverr-gardenn]

everythings okay until you remember you really are on a spinning floating rock in the vacuum of space in an universe so big we can not even comprehend it.

then you also think about the infinite amount of civilizations in other planets just like ours. theyre different than us. but we're all similar enough to relate to eachother. they are intelligent beings like us that think and create. god the universe is so scary and im so upset that we can only witness a very VERY small portion of it. like an atomically small portion of it. i believe in reincarnation because just the thought of witnessing the wonders of the universe SOME day in a different body gives me hope.

it's also scary because we will also witness the death of the universe, if it even has an end. its death will be agonisingly slow like sooo fucking slow. then one day, really really far into the future in a bang the universe will (probably) be born again from its ashes.

i fucking love the universe man. its so scary and also infuriating that we live in a world that we can't even comprehend.

[milkie-with-anxietie]

sometimes i make sad angry posts but the universe loves me i love the universe okie thanks

[rattkachuk]

gave away the hockey card i keep in my phone case for luck to a little kiddo who was an avs fan at the game tonight (the card was a mackinnon/draisaitl checklist card) and he was so happy so i didnt feel bad ab giving it up at all but when i got home i opened up a pack of cards that my mom got me for my birthday and whats in it??? that exact card

[haleybopp]

[crow-caller]

as a child there's nothing cooler than a kid who gets subjected to evil experiments and gains special abilities. it's even cooler if these abilities also cause unfathomable suffering to use/against others. children love stories like this.

[lemongogo]

mimics

[frankensteinofficial]

my university having the dracula daily guy as a guest speaker is so funny

[zilliondollarpussy]

wtf yo......... I saw two separate cat pics and they LOOKED EXACTLY THE SAME...... and Melanie Martinez portal....... so grateful I understand myself with fundamental purpose

[sourkreem]

birthday hangout!! they went to jasons favourite shitty diner afterwards :)

not him eating a very sugary burger fondant cake

[emmeriex]

girls when they remember that sally named percy after the only greek hero with a happy ending and beryl named jason after a hero who died alone and unhappy to appease a wrathful goddess.

[blvvdk3ep]

I love you people going into "useless" fields I love you classics majors I love you cultural studies majors I love you comparative literature majors I love you film studies majors I love you near eastern religions majors I love you Greek, Latin, and Hebrew majors I love you ethnic studies I love you people going into any and all small field that isn't considered lucrative in our rotting capitalist society please never stop keeping the sacred flame of knowledge for the sake of knowledge and understanding humanity and not merely for the sake of money alive

[spicy-apple-pie]

Dick: Oh now we got jokes do we?

Commission Info / Kofi