#I love cold

[voltronkep1erhiyyih]

I HATE SUMMER

who could anyone ever love summer??? If you do I'm not gonna try and change your mind but I do think you're a psycho

"it's warm and you can go out late with your friends because it's still light out and you can swim and party and get a tan and bla bla blaaa" shut. it. summer is the worst season ever argue with the wall.

the only things summer brings are bugs, heat, sweat, people and so many mosquitos oh my days. the only good thing summer brings is summer vacation and that's it.

I just want to go out for a walk or a ride my bike and every five fucking seconds I get hit with a mob of bugs. my whole body turns into an ocean of sweat after 5 seconds of being outside no matter what I wear. and there is LITERALLY no escape from the heat. where I am right now it's like 28 degrees during the day time and 22 at night. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP IN THOSE TEMPERATURES?????? "just open a window" I CANT BECAUSE IT DOESN'T HELP ANYWAY. it's just a hot in my room as it is outside. and obviously something summer brings along are mosquitos and those stupid crane flies. if I open my window not only will it not help with the heat but it will bring every mosquito and crane fly in a 5 kilometer radius into my room. so not only will I not be able to sleep at night because of the heat, but I'll also have those spawns of satan flying near my head the whole night. opening a window only helps if there is a breeze and when the sun isn't directly projected onto your window during the day. but sadly enough there is no breeze and the sun just keeps shining on my window all day so the only thing I can do is keep my curtains closed and suffer. and don't even get my started on sunscreen. if feeling icky and sticky because of all the sweat wasn't enough. sunscreen is also something that just makes me AAHHHHHHHHH. it makes everything stick to you and it's just... no. ew. like yes it prevents me from turning into mister crabs every time I go outside but the way it feels on my skin and how it makes me feel even more sticky is just not okay.

like the heat genuinely makes my mad and agitated and just so frustrated cuz there is no fucking escape.

the heat also makes all my posters fall of the wall so yeah thats really fun.

summer has only just begun and I've already had enough. like I am so sick and tired.

anyway thank you for listening and I will now continue to suffer in this god forsaken heat and prepare myself for the many days and weeks to come. (I don't think I'm gonna make it. send help pls)

[fangsforfags]

summer lovers r literally wild. wdym u like being sweaty all the time? u like having sweat stains & being able to smell everyones sweat? u like feeling like ur burning alive? absolute mad men

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.

[sully-s]

Listen, if I had the time I would just make Justice Leauge the mockumentary, lol.

[vextech]

i love that i read SO many jayvik fics about the divorce beginning with jayce being horrified at what viktor had done with the hexcore, only for it to turn out that jayce actually did not give a SINGLE fuck, didn't even flinch at the sight of his hand and leg, and was ecstatic when it ended up saving his life. i am absolutely obsessed

[keferon]

Empurata!Prowl tries to actually communicate for the first time

What if he wants to say something but he can’t. What if he has no voice to speak, no face to emote, no hands to write. What if every attempt to communicate a message is essentially a puzzle of wit and creativity and yet, the first thing he goes through all these troubles for. Is to say “I love you”?

Don’t ask me how did they get in this room. I have no idea. They escaped the battlefield somehow haha

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[somewhereincairparavel]

"jason is a knockoff watered down percy" NO hear me out, jason actually parallels annabeth immensely, sharing SO many similarities with her personality, not percy, in this essay I will-

edit: my full analysis is out now! here

[hinamie]

the new jjk cafe fits have been living in my head . no thoughts except yuuji in a letterman

[title]

“May I rest my weary head on your shoulder?” (insp.)

In the Mood for Love (2000), Rafiki (2018), Cold War (2018), Your Name Engraved Herein (2020), But I’m a Cheerleader (1999), Moonlight (2016), Portrait of a Lady on Fire (2019), And Then We Danced (2019), Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004), My Own Private Idaho (1991), Anatomy of a Fall (2023), Lovesong (2016), God’s Own Country (2017), The Handmaiden (2016), Notorious (1946)

[ivoreene]

he decided that capitalism had gone far enough

[cherrywhite]

So how about that new episode?

[arcanegifs]

ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: 2x09 - “The Dirt Under Your Nails.”

[happyheidi]

𝖼𝗈𝗓𝗒 𝗐𝗂𝗇𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝗂𝗍𝗒

𝗑 - 𝗑 / 𝗑 - 𝗑

[floweroflaurelin]

We’ve seen Gem, so here are the Scotts!

When it comes to Smajor, I wanted him to be Gaslight, Gatekeep, and Girlboss all in one… For Impulse I wanted him to be the friendliest guy you’ve ever seen 🥰

[emilykwpt]

this came to me in a dream

[zorangezest]

thanks for listening