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I'm sorry, but why is the incubus have a hair like a mop with pink glitter thrown on it like those from the gender reveal parties 😭😭😭
I'M SORRY ILY AND UR STYLE BUT LIKE THE HAIR😭😭😭😭😭
Look at what you’ve done dear anon I hope you’re proud of yourself. Don’t you know that he’s the black sheep of his family?
He’s sensitive Aubrey! (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)/
#but the pink glitter mop hair comment made me giggle#I love a good roast XD#But yeah that’s a whole wig he throws on in the morning since he wants to hide his identity from his other family members#he doesn’t do any maintenance on it which is why it looks like a pink glitter mop head hehehe#yandere monster#yandere incubus#yandere monster gang#yandere oc#yandere drawing#yandere art#yandere male#yandere male x reader#digital artist#comic art#art gallery#original art#yandere concept#yandere confession#yandere content#male yandere
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Question which ship is your favorite Shadowpeach or spicynoodles also sorry if you answered this question already
Spicynoodles will always be my ultimate favorite no doubt!! It was the first ship I saw when I got into lmk and haven’t stopped loving it since X3 💖
#wook at the lil red plushie!!! 🥺#also it’s all good!! I’ve never been asked I don’t think#truthfully I love 🔥🍜 and 😈🍑 equally mk and reds just kinda easier to draw XD so that’s a win!!#fluffy romance#monkie kid#lego monkie kid#lmk#lmk art#lmk au#lmk mk#roasted marshmallows au#monkie kid mk#mk#lmk qi xiaotian#qi xiaotian#monkie kid qi xiaotian#monkie kid red son#mk x red son#red son#lmk spicynoodles#spicynoodleshipping#monkie kid spicynoodles#spicynoodlesshipping#spicynoodles#mk monkie kid#monkie kid au#monkie kid fanart#red son x mk
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THE GRAND POLLS SHOWDOWN OF WONDERCON 2023
Had a blast from tabling at my first Wondercon with some friends, and we did a poll each day to see people’s fave character. The final showdown win between Venti and Wanderer was made possible by all of the Scaramouche/Wanderer cosplayers who came by repeatedly to illegally add votes check on the polls lol. The bottom two doodles were the freebie stickies given out at the con as thanks to the attendees for doing their civic duty. XD
#wondercon 2023#venti#wanderer#scaramouche#Genshin#doodles#people on the first day: man I wanna see xiao where is xiao on the polls :c#people on the second day: doesn't vote for xiao on the polls lolololol#venti is a REALLY popular character and I think that is swell#the amount of no love for childe though was staggering lol#shoutout to that one camp halfblood cosplayer who came into MY HOUSE AND DISRESPECTED CHILDE RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME#and then proceeds to roast me and my friends at the table lolololol#it was in good fun tho and I appreciated that XD#but also shoutout to the one tartaglia cosplayer who made my day ;3;#also the cutest yae miko who doesn't like childe but still bought my book ;3333;#actually everyone who bought my book I love#thank you it was so much fun aaaaaaaaa
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With David and Mary gone, Emma was all too happy to delve back into her shameless commentary. She wrapped her arms around his neck, her eyes bright and impish as she purred, "See, I could say something awful using the word screw since you have offered me the chance, but I'll spare you even if you deserve no kindness from me. Because I'm a lady."
Benjamin wrinkled his nose. "What?" he asked, laughing. "How can you even think of talking like that when your parents are barely even ten feet away from us?"
A faint pink touched his cheeks and he grinned, almost shyly placing his hands upon her waist. "For your sake -- or rather, mine -- I hope they don't realize they forgot something, and then come poking back inside this tent. I may be an exceptional liar, but even I have my limits of creativity."
Her hold tightened and she teased, "You were so cute! Bringing up that book as fast as you could!"
Sneering, Benjamin nudged his forehead into hers. "And why does it have to be cute? Could I not be 'ruggedly handsome' instead?" Slowly, his nerves ebbed and thawed, and he found himself nuzzling her with a relieved little smile. "It's all your fault, you know. If you hadn't prepped me, I never would've gone on such a deep-dive."
Emma's eyes practically sparkled within the candlelight. "I told you, my parents already like you because I like you. Despite your many flaws such as reading in your spare time and not letting me imprison you."
Unable to help it, Benjamin laughed, his hand lifting to brush an errant lock of hair from her cheek. "Yes, I'm quite the dull milquetoast, I know -- please forgive me. But for what it's worth, I must be rubbing off on you in some way, because you didn't once make a perverse joke about what my 'imprisonment' could entail..." His expression grew impish. "Which I may or may not be amendable to."
"My kingdom will be just fine, thank you, they are not as rude." Emma's eyes were sparkling with excitement at the occasion to playfully bicker with him, something she felt no one could hold against her.
"Well, if you're encouraging unlawful imprisonment, I guess I can see why they feel so inclined."
"Daddy! Death sentence!" she called to her father, who snorted in response. "Those are words that I don't think have ever been paired together..." "Oh, please," Emma was slapping Ben's arm as she spoke, "There are princesses who would make necklaces of their enemies' bones if they could. You!" she added to Ben, "I will fight you."
After they were gone, Ben still had her laughing even if it was accompanied by a cooing sound, her arms wrapping around his neck, "See, I could say something awful using the word screw since you have offered me the chance, but I'll spare you even if you deserve no kindness from me. Because I'm a lady."
And really, he could have just brought up books he knew, he didn't need to actually go and look for romantic ones. "You were so cute! Bringing up that book as fast as you could!" she giggled, swaying while holding onto him. He had certainly felt at ease admitting they were important to him because important to her, and Emma wondered how long he had felt that softness for her - was it only after they had slept together, or was it there before, but sleeping together had felt like a permission to speak that way? She knew they were friends, so she knew he cared, but not that he'd be so sweet. "I told you, my parents already like you because I like you. Despite your many flaws such as reading in your spare time and not letting me imprison you."
#smiletimeisrunningout#a calming calamity#ben x emma#//LOL i love that all it takes for her crush to skyrocket#is to give ben a good ol' roast xD#though the feeling is mutual (minus the roasting)#cuz he's all *hearteyes* and trying to reel it in#key word being try lol#THEY DESERVE TO BE HAPPY#especially since we'll probably ruin it at some point lolol#fight for what queue believe in
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FoF rewatch ep 3: or, Gone sleuthing (gifs and loose thoughts)
Before we begin, let's take a second to appreciate our beautiful elven boy and his (absolutely adorable) tiny bright blue horns hair clips (while he's roasting ZYZ for being sarcastic at the prospect of the rest of the squad losing their heads in 5 days' time... that's why you never sign a binding document in blanco, folks!):
Speaking of signing binding documents, let's look at the Great Demon acting all cool while literally at the feet of our archivist:
This moment, the way it was lit and the angle at which it was shot, is just everything:
(Look at him, so pleased with himself:)
And now let's take a second to appreciate ZYZ's slow blink at ZYC after telling him about the life contract with WX:
Overall, knowing how the story progressed, ep 3 is the last one where humor definitely outweighed the angst, and any hints for our characters' backstories were merely sketches. We get a lot of running around collecting clues, with Bai Jiu being the main comic relief, the girls not far behind, and everyone roasting the hell out of ZYZ while he only sometimes nips back, pretty jovially, and mainly at ZYC.
(Damsel Bai Jiu, desperately in need of smelling salts)
The girls:
The boys doing their sleuthing in their own ways:
Also, this is the first ep with our characters shown outside of the city, in nature, and it's so beautiful:
"All demons are ugly." "Nonsense!"
(Reader, it was indeed nonsense.)
ZYZ: talks about white hair being beautiful to demons
ZYC's Petty Little Bitch mode: activated
(But soft, reader, here's proof that our lovely ZYC has since matured lol)
Right in the middle of the sleuthing shenanigans, we have a beautiful conversation about dreams, human nature, how everyone wishes for something, how everyone has something they want to escape from. We get a mention of the Truth Eye, together with a blink-and-you'll-miss-it wistful look from ZYZ that makes so much sense later.
We find out that ZYC doesn't dream; in WX's memory, we hear ZYC's explanation of why he fears to dream, and for the umpteenth time on this rewatch, I went (say it with me), foreshadowingggg!
Aaaaaand we get introduced to our sexy possessive demon, though we have no clue who the heck he is at this point, only that he knows ZYZ and is clearly uhhhh conflicted about him.
Also holy shit but only now on the rewatch did I realize what the illusion Ran Yi tried to use on ZYZ was - and why ZYZ was so freaked out... (all together now: foreshadowing!!!! I swear if I took a shot each time I say it while rewatching I'd put myself in a goddamn coma.)
Huh, Ran Yi thought ZYZ had the Truth Eye... on the first watch we still don't quite know what that is, only that it helps to see through the illusions, so it would make sense that ZYZ has it. Rewatching, and knowing that he doesn't, *and* what happened to it... makes for a nice little circle going back to LL's introduction.
Speaking of the devil, the possessive demon is gonna possess (*and* also look good while at it):
And our demon hunter now knows that there's definitely something... fishy going on in the Qi manor:
Ahhhh I forgot about the low maintenance pets exchange! XD All the kinks unlocked in this drama istg...
Huh, I also completely forgot about him catching the arrow!
ZYZ flashing back to the younger, softer LL just as he half shields WX from what he knows is a completely different animal *now*, is absolutely not hitting me in any feels, nope:
(There's also something to be said about the fact that ZYZ is not surprised by LL possessing some (not so) random dude, so even on the first watch we're bound to assume that it happened before and ZYZ is not a fan. We don't get to see any of those instances, but one sentence from ZYZ is enough.)
WX immediately recognizes LL's name but still thinks it was him who killed her shifu, simply because being tossed aside like a rag doll by him is the last thing she remembers from that day...
I was close to screeching at my screen when he activated the true seeing in her, and not only is he ::gestures at the whole of him:: but then she looks to the side and ZYZ looks like *that*, and the effect is still not lost on me on the second viewing:
They made sure to end almost every ep with a well timed cliffhanger, but since we don't have to worry about that anymore, on to ep 4!
I'll just leave this pretty shot here before I go, because those swirly things are so cool (and so unsettling when put in context):
#can we please get an increase in the image limit i feel like choosing a favorite child when putting these together lol#fangs of fortune#fof rewatch ep 3#fof musings#fof gif by me
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❞𝐍𝐨 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬❝
Masterlist
A/N: A OneShot which became a ShortFic lol. Special thanks goes out to the reader who encouraged me to write more parts :3 So far I've had a lot of fun and it's just the beginning XD
✦ Pairing: Portgas D. Ace x Reader ✦ Warnings: will be mentioned in every chapter ✦ Spoiler: same as above lol
Status: ongoing
Description: It annoys you that you're starting to develop feelings for Ace. Unlike you, he's just unreliable, messy and has no brains. Sure he's hot as the sun but how can a woman like you be into a guy like him? Face your feelings… It's okay to get burned once in a while… As long as it's Ace…
! ᴍᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ !
ᴍɪɴᴏʀꜱ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛ
Part one Part two Part three Part four Part five Part six Part seven Part eight Part nine Part ten
A/N: What makes me particularly happy? YOUR HASHTAGS & COMMENTS. LOL. I feel you guys… No… I LOVE you guys!
Here are some of my favorites ;D
#never wanted to be a cowgirl until ace - A/N: sameee gurlllll #awooga - A/N: I screamed when I read that. I definitely added that to my daily vocabulary, awooga! #ah one bed and so much Ace - A/N: We don't need a bigger bed if we can just sleep on Ace, do we? *-* #I would have him roast me a marshmallow if he were mine + #literally but also I'm the marshmallow - A/N: HAHAHA BRUHhh. *cries pls roast me aceeee #cannot wait to see y/n play the part of happy wifey - A/N: I'm telling you; we're going to have some fun *rubs hands together
Comment: RAHHHHH ATE THIS SHIT UP I LIVE LAUGH LOVE ACE MAN - A/N: Who doesn't babe… who doesn't… *-* Comment: ur way too good at this IT SHOULD B ILLEGAL - A/N: Awww pls stop… Or no, wait; PLEASE DON'T HHahaaha <3
byeeeee sweeties ♡♡♡
#iloveyouguys#canweplsbefriends?#one piece#portgas d ace x reader#ace x reader#portgas d ace smut#ace one piece#portgas d ace#short fiction#short fic#one piece fanfiction#one piece fic
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My breef thoughts on TDP Season 6, not at all in order (also, spoilers so watch out!)
So, main thought? Ouch
Prepare tissues, I needed so much it's unbelievable
Remember we learned, with "Through the Moon" that Rayla's flower sank in the Silvergrove? Well, I don’t wanna imagine what Ethari will feel when he’ll see his big cat come back, have maybe an omnious feeling, and then see Rayla’s flower sink again a few days later... Then both flowers go back and the poor guy will have so many heart attack I ache for him.
Glad to see that frozen ship (hehe) finally move
about said frozen ship, I hope Rayla's "if you have to chose between me and the greater good, do the right thing. make the sacrifice” won't come bite her back because knowing Callum... well, usually he wouldn't, he’s proven time and again that he will always choose her and his loved ones above the greater good. But, you know... never say never...
one last star diamond, one last miracle maker stone. Wonder on what it will be used? (my bet: something about Leola)
Leola is the cuetest cutie ever.
I was all "Cutie Pie! I've know you for like five seconds but if anything happens to you I'll kill everyone and then myself"
But apparently Aaravos called dibs on that plan...
Tissues, guys. Tissues. Your body won't have enough water for all the tears you'll shed.
Lain and Tiadrin : re - ouch. (and ouch for their total screen time since S1...)
Mini Baits
Soren OMG
Viren's backstory (or more like his relationship with Soren's backstory) : prepare tissues.
CLAUDIA!!!!
And Terry, he's the best boi ever with Callum
SO!!!! MY THEORY ABOUT LOVE BEING MAGIC WAS RIGHT?! Though, from what I can see so far, it's not exactly a magic on its own in the same way the others are, but it's a glue in between, what makes the scale tips in the right direction. Interesting, hmmm? :D
oh yeah, the Cosmic Order. I hate them. I've always been prompt to give everyone some leeway in this show, even Sol Regem because I could bet all of them had "ReAsoNs" to act the way they did, no matter how horrible. The cosmic order, though?
they didn’t just kill a kid, they did it out of fear despite being the most powerful out there. My little theory (how long ago was the last one XD) is all about their view of things : destiny, fate, everything should be as is should. Except humans are unpredictable, and that scares them. Which is why, apparently, showing them magic is a crime.
But hey, if Kung fu panda taught me one thing, it’s that it’s on the path where you hope avoiding it, that you meet your fate. And in killing the kid, they just ensured that destruction they feared so much (now, how they managed to not see that coming? Easy! When you’re emotionally stunt enough to think allowing a father to die with his daughter is a mercy, you’re just destined to die.)
Speaking of mercy. Mrs Merciful One! You’ll excuse my foul language, you all, but I’ll say it anyway : Fuck you! Never have I hated someone more in this whole show that this one. And if I find the damn idiot who called that elf “the merciful one”, I’ll roast them slowly and painfully (Aaravos probably already did, but hey, I'm sure resurecting people can be a thing...)
oh yeah, a very tiny but so crucial point: Runnan is back =)
And Katolis is a big chunk of charcoal...
Ok that's all for now
Have a nice day everyone! I'll come back from time to time. Now, I'm gonna try to cope with all of this, because this is gonna give me some kind of PTSD I'm sure T.T
#seriously who in their right mind can kill a kid?#I mean#Zubeia was angry#Viren was scared and the others were “the enemy”#The rest of the Startouches?#“naaaa she made a big mistake. Everything is written in stone and so burn her!”#seriously#TDP s6#the dragon prince#Season 6#Season 6 spoiler#The dragon prince spoilers#Carful I won't say it enough : spoilers
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Before S4 I would have thought Pigsy to be a decendant of Zu Baije rather than an reincarnation and this is entirely because Zu Baije was said to have been cursed with never having a happy love life due to the way he'd creep on Chang'e. Which we all know he and Tang are basically married.
true.
I personally hc that Pigsy is more of a decendant, especially with his line in S4 with "The Roast of the Monkie Kids";
Pigsy: Oh, what, you think we're the same, just 'cause we're pigs, huh? Bet you think I'm just a disgusting little monster too."
Pigsy probably grew up with seeing images and critiscisms of Zhu Bajie his whole life. A lazy, gluttonous, lech who didn't even obtain enlightenment at the end of his Journey.
Imagine if your most celebrated cultural icon was pretty much a Aesop-esque caricature of what "pigs" are.
And then imagine you're *related* to the guy. Scratch that; you might BE the guy in a new life 'cus he didn't break the cycle of reincarnation.
Fun fact! In the 17th century fan-sequel "Later Journey to the West"; Zhu Bajie has a son... one he only managed to meet after the Journey because he unknowingly (unwillingly mind you) left Gao Cuilan when she was pregnant. The son is named Zhu Yijie/豬一戒 (meaning "one commandment" a ref to Bajie being named for another buddhist principle, it can also mean "joy").
Imagine if Pigsy came from that son's lineage. A son who grew up with not only an absent father, but also as a half-demon in a family/village that already resented him as a reminder of Cuilan's marriage to a demon. In a time where the life of a demon was valued far less than even an animal. Thats some generational trauma fuel right there.
Pigsy having a birthname that, without doubt, marks him as one of many resentful decendants of Zhu Bajie - hence why he's far more comfortable being called just "Pigsy" even by close friends.
Pigsy, accidentally breaking the cycle of love tragedies by looking fate in the eye and saying he's not his predecesor, and that he'll love who he'll damn well pleases and they will love him back. And if that person happens to be the reincarnation of a super power buddhist deity that the gods can't touch, then thats just good luck. Or Yue Lao laughing to himself as the pig demon and his scholar soulmate meet for the first time, the red string of fate winding around their feet so hard that they tripped over it. XD
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DA 4 Veilguard predictions
Okay so I wanted to get a whole ass post about what I think is likely to happen in DA 4 done before the reveals but I haven’t had the time between work and life.
There are MASSIVE spoilers for every Dragon Age game, book, comic, and most internet theories in this post. Proceed with caution.
Also I swear like the truckers I grew up around. So CW on language.
First and foremost, I’m going to warn you all that I’m a die-hard Solavellan. If you don’t like that? Don’t bother reading this. And for gods’ sake don’t bother arguing with me about it. Depending on my mood, I’ll either first roast your face off and then eat it with bbq sauce or if I’m feeling generous, I’ll just block your ass. You like what you like about games. I’ll like what I like. I don’t shit in your porridge, I ask you to not do it to me. As I’m writing this, I’m 47 years old and I’ve been gaming since I was 9. Which means I’ve been gaming longer than a lot of you have been alive. Stop yucking on people’s yum. There’s far too little joy in this world. Go find your own.
So, this is just a partial post (albeit, in true to me fashion, an incredibly LONG one XD). It will cover stuff I think we might see revealed in things this weekend at either SGF or Xbox whatever (I have no idea why they’d bother with the Xbox thing since they hold such a small share of the gaming market these days but whatever.) We’re seeing something between Friday and Monday. Hopefully, enough to give hope to the masses.
Depending on how much time I have before I have to serve dinner I might add some more of my theories.
It’s a bit silly of me to be so obsessed about this game because my computer definitely won’t be able to handle it, and because I’m a disabled, neurodivergent author with a family to support… well… the likelihood of me being able to buy both a computer able to handle it and the game itself any time in the near future isn’t good. So, I won’t be able to play it. I am going to add my links and a go fund me to the bottom of this post (which has taken me hours to research and write so if you would like to donate to the cause I would be so deeply appreciative. Dragon Age is one of my AuDHD special interests, and it’s killing part of my soul to know I can’t participate when it comes out. I promise I’ll write all sorts of interesting stuff about it!)
But I can’t help myself. Letting my research-oriented, lore-obsessed brain noodle about Dragon Age is one of my very favourite special interests. So, without further ado… here goes!
CLASSES
I think we have a good chance of seeing some of these as playable classes.
Knight-Templar ❌
Lord of Fortune ✅
Antivan Crow ✅
Mortalitasi (Nevarran necromancer) ✅
Grey Warden ✅
Shadow Dragon ✅
Shaper/Carta/Kal-Sharok/Sha-Brytol Dwarf ❌
Veil Jumper ✅
Fen’harel Fanatic (not his usual people, the fanatical ones detailed in Tevinter Nights) ❌
Companions
A lot of these ideas come from the supplementary material that I’ve read at least three times each. I’m obsessed. What can I say?
Qunari: ✅ Tal-Vashoth Sarrebas, maybe Qwydion? ❌
Rivani Lord of Fortune: ✅ ‘Hollix’ maybe? That would be fun, plus they are canonically non-binary! Please please please? With sugar on top? ❌
Tevinter Mage/Magister: ✅ Maevaris Tilani ❌ would be so cool, but I’d be equally as happy to see Neve Gallus. ✅ Honestly, they both have benefits for me. Mae is trans and Neve has a prosthetic leg. Alternatively, I liked Myrion ❌ well enough that he’d be a cool companion too. And he’s canonically bisexual from what I read between the lines.
Grey Warden: ✅ Please let it be Antoine! ❌ (Antoine absolutely has ADHD and I would love to see more of that rep in a AAA game.) Evke ❌ could be fun too.
Templar Knight-Commander: Rana Savras ❌
Spirit Companion: I really hope it’s not Audric. 1. He’s not really a spirit, he’s a higher undead, which is a Zombie by any other term. And all the poor guy wants is to organize his library. I’ll be quite disappointed with the writers if they go this route.
So, we’ve had Faith/Wynn, Justice/Anders, and Compassion/Cole. There are two other widely known benevolent spirits in Dragon Age canon. Valor and Hope. Given what I think is gonna happen in DA4, my money is on a Hope spirit. ❓
Antivan Crow: ✅ Illario Dellamorte. ❌ (I really really hope it’s not Lucanis Dellamorte. 💩 He’s so damned annoying and gods that is NOT how an assassin operates. Here's my professional editorial opinion of why Lucanis is an absolutely terrible character.
Veil Jumper/Dalish/City Elf: ✅ Strife. ❌ Please please please? He’d be so awesome as a companion character. He’s not young! I want an older companion character. (And it would let them get away with the white hair on a darker skinned character without it being racist as fuck.) I just really hope he looks better than he did in the comics. The art style in those was just fucking terrible.
I am hoping that we can somehow romance Lace Harding. ✅ But I just don’t see how she could fit in with the reported likely classes and things I’ve personally considered.
That gives me 8 even though reports say we only get 7. But did you notice in this picture that there are 8? So either we’re gonna get a ‘secret’ companion like Loghain Mac Tir. (Three guesses who that will be and the first two don’t count.) Or they have a surprise for us. Or the art is off.
I could also see Kieren ❌ as a companion. (Morrigan’s son) He’d be just about old enough if we get the time jump reports are saying we will. He was roughly 12 in DAI. + 2 for Trespasser puts him at 14. Ten years minimum between Trespasser and DA4 puts him at 24. So, it’s possible. I could also see Vaea as a companion. But I’m not exactly sure how she would fit with classes.
Potential Advisors
Some of these I’ve got as potential companions as well because I could see them fitting either.
Dorian Pavus for Tevinter Magisters (I think this is very likely given Tevinter Nights.)
Maevaris Tilani (Same as above.)
Charter (I think we’ll see Charter stepping into Leliana’s place as Spymaster given what we saw in Trespasser and Tevinter Nights.)
Myrna/Audric (Mortalitasi)
Ramesh (Grey Wardens)
Genetivi (Scholar) (given what happened in Tevinter Nights I have a feeling we’ll be seeing him again under a new name)
Viago De Riva (Antivan Crows)
Andarateia Cantori (Antivan Crows) I’d love to see Zevran again but considering what he was up to in DAI I think it’s unlikely. Although something did happen in Tevinter Nights that might make it possible.
Lavellan: With how the story in DAI ended and what we saw in the end scene of Trespasser, I think they’ll be important in some way.
Fenris: (Wandering Warrior)
Cameos we might see:
Fenris
Isabela
Arishok Sten
Antaam Rassan
Kieren (Morrigan’s son)
Zevran
Vaea
Sebastian Vael
Viago De Riva
Andarateia Cantori
Lavellan
People I don’t think we’ll see or if we do it won’t be for long.
Cassandra (thank gods)
Morrigan
Leliana (sads)
Most of the cast of DAI and the previous games.
Bosses we’re likely to fight.
Solas. He’ll be a mini-boss and maybe one you can talk out of a fight.
FleMythal
Elgar’nan ✅️
Ghilan'nain ✅️
Andruil. She and Ghilan’nain often go together.
Critters/bad guys we’re likely to see.
Bone creatures from the necropolis.
Changed darkspawn/humans from Ghilan'nain’s labs. ✅️
Tentacley sea creatures from Minrathous and other ‘experimented upon by mages’ monsters.
Werewolves may make a comeback.
Antaam.
Venatori. ✅
Fen’harel Fanatics (these are different from Fen’harel agents).
Whatever or whoever the people across the sea are.
Carta dwarves
Titans
Sha-Brytol dwarves
Antaam Rassan
Antaam
Things I think we’re likely to see.
We’re going to see trans/non-binary rep. ✅ I deeply believe this is happening. I will be so sad if I’m wrong.
Sad as I am to say it. Varric is gonna die. The writing has been on the wall in drippy red marker since they fired his writer. I hate this, personally. I grew up listening to Brian Bloom (Varric’s VA) and he’s just one of my absolute favourites. But I don’t think Varric is gonna make it.
The how? I think, narratively, they’ll do it in a way that hurts Solas a very great deal. In DAI, Varric is one of the few people that Solas listens to. Apologizes to and actually talks to with a sense of respect in his tone that he rarely does with anyone else. Given events in the comic The Missing where Solas saves Varric several times… yeah. ✅️
If I were writing it? It would be an angsty as fuck scene where either something Solas does accidentally kills Varric in a friendly fire isn’t friendly sort of situation or that Solas can’t get there in time to save one of the few people he actually probably considers a friend.
So, the pain of Varric’s death will be what in the writing/editing trade we call a pinch-point for Solas’s character arc. How the player decides what happens will likely be one of those crucial choices matters points that will turn Solas down a darker path or possibly toward a redemption arc.
Flemythal isn’t dead. I’ve talked before about how she is not the happy fluffy bunny version of a mother goddess. Sure, she might be a mother goddess. But she’s the type that reminds us that mother nature is often more red in tooth and claw than nurturing.
And the lady is bent. Bent on revenge. Bent on using people to get her revenge. Just… if she ever was the good and kind person that Solas remembers? She definitely isn’t anymore.
I have a feeling given one of the stories in Tevinter Nights that FleMythal has infected Solas (vs sharing her power in a simple power up to help him save people move) with the dragon soul. Which could have been part of Mythal's soul even before the dragon had it, if some theories are correct. There’s been a lot of imagery and description of a dreadwolf like creature that is half lupine, half dragon. So, something is going on there.
And honestly, I think that’s going to be Solas’s breaking point with mommy dearest. (Please, please don’t let them have been lovers, that will squick me out so fucking bad.)
“Betrayal is always worse.” Is one of Solas’s really heartfelt lines in DAI. If I’m right, and FleMythal somehow manipulated that dragon soul she got from Kieren (talk about fucked up action right there) so that it’s gonna change Solas into a half dragon half wolf demon thing… welp.
I think FleMythal will find that Solas has a bit more backbone than he ever had in the past. He’s not alone now. He knows he’s not alone. He’s got friends. He’s got someone who deeply loves him in a romanced Solavellan playthrough. I don’t think Solas is going to be very happy with his dearest ‘best of them’ Mythal.
Best of them? Yeah. It doesn’t mean she was actually good.
So Mythal isn’t dead. I think she’s likely to be one of if not the BBEG along with whoever that voice was at the end of the teaser. My money is on Troy Baker ❌️for the VA and I’m really curious if I’m right. I’m thinking that’s probably Elgar’nan. God of Vengeance. Perhaps Mythal and Elgar’nan patch up whatever divine argument they’ve been having via celestial couples therapy or something. Who knows.
I think we’re going to see a split path depending on the choices of the player for Solas. Depending on our choices, he could go really dark, or he could have a redemption arc. Patrick Weekes tweeted to me that ‘there’s a possibility of a happy ending for Solavellan’ so I still have hope. I trust Weekes to write a satisfying conclusion to the Solavellan Romance. (I just don’t trust Bioware as far as I can throw them.) Weekes was the lead writer on this game, so I think it’s a good possibility that that’s how it’s going to be structured.
I think the game will very possibly be a multi-act structure like DAI. The first act is possibly going to be like the Hinterlands leading up to Coryphyfish blowing the hell out of Haven. I think the veil coming down is going to either be what starts off the game ✅ (like the explosion of the conclave in DAI) or will be the final ending situation of Act 1. Again. Player choices will likely affect this to some extent.
But y’all? That veil is coming down. ✅ And yes. I’m aware of that silly new name for the game. I don’t like it. (That ‘the’ was a mistake. Veilguard by itself would’ve been much better linguistically.) But if you’ve been following my ramblings about Dragon Age for a while, y’all will know I have issues with their linguistic usage and editing already.
Dumped Drunk and Dalishious did a fantastic piece on her blog about the veil. It’s here if you haven’t read it. Firstly, the veil was never meant to exist in THEDAS in the first place. If you deep dive the lore (and trust me, I really have. A LOT.) It’s obvious that the veil has been the cause of more problems than it has fixed. It’s been slowly killing magic in THEDAS since its creation. It has to come down. It’s also as holey a granny’s doilies anyway. Solas taking it down in a controlled fashion is very likely going to prevent far more deaths than if it keeps just falling apart piecemeal like it’s been doing forever. It’s unfixable and it really really needs to go. ✅
So once that veil drops… I don’t think it’s going to be as horrific as everyone has been bellyaching about forever. Solas’s often misquoted and wildly overblown lines from Trespasser (seriously do y’all even know what the word genocide means? You make me doubt.) are very likely a red herring at best. People are being willingly misled. ✅ I can’t really blame y’all.
Weekes is an absolute Master at playing people’s expectations and assumptions off of their preconceived notions, then throwing a bomb of ‘oops you were all wrong and it was right in front of you the entire time’. They’ve even said they really love to write things like that. I want to write as well as Weekes does when I grow up.
Humans existed before the veil. Why wouldn’t they afterward? Given some of the lore, Qunari also existed before the veil. Why wouldn’t they continue to? Will there be chaos? Yup. ✅ But change is often painful. And if anything needs change it’s the world of THEDAS. (Both for story reasons and for gameplay reasons.)
One of the changes I think we’re likely to see is the implosion of the Chantry. (I am absolutely hoping for this. I’m not a fan of organized religion on a grand scale like that and the Chantry has soooooo damned many skeletons in its closets and atrocities under its belt that I will absolutely celebrate when it burns to the ground.)
Which will happen if it comes out that Solas put up the veil in the first place and took it down too. The Chantry either outright claims or strongly insinuates that the maker put up the veil. It’s the cornerstone of their entire faith. Also, in the story Genetivi Dies in the End in Tevinter Nights, Genetivi is absolutely wrecked by the discovery that everything he’s ever written as a travelling Chantry Scholar has been a lie. The Chantry is going down.
So, there’s gonna be some chaos there. And that’s not going to be Solas’s fault because that veil is coming down anyway.
And can you imagine the absolutely hilarious chaos that’s gonna happen when word leaks that an elven god-mage was the one who is technically the ‘maker’ by Chantry doctrine? With all the horrific racism and sheer awfulness the Chantry has done to elves over the centuries? I’m popping popcorn.
I think we’re gonna see Felassan again. ✅️ Cause that elf isn’t dead. And no, Solas didn’t kill him. Please trust me, I’ve combed through all the lore, I’ve read The Masked Empire where it supposedly happened several times, and there is not a shred of actual proof that Solas was the one who did the deed. It’s a Weekes misdirection again. They've got the nickname Tricksy Weekes for a reason.
The actual facts about the 'murder'.
It was someone Felassan worked for.
Someone he knew.
Someone who he knew wouldn't listen to his reasoning. (Solas has been shown to actually listen to his friends and let them change his mind.)
Someone who could very likely have been female because Felassan likens the murderer to Brialla.
It was someone who could fade-walk or move in the fade.
Mythal can do that.
A Somniari/Dreamer can also fade-walk.
Probably most of the still extant Elvhenan can do it (which there were quite a few of in Mythal’s temple).
And we know from DA2 that at least one modern born Somniari/Dreamer exists in the world.
Point being, there’s no actual ‘Solas killed Felassan’ spelled out anywhere. No, not even in Cole's lines in Trespasser. Those lines only indicate that Solas knows about Felassan’s ‘death’ and that he’s sad about it. Cole talks in riddles and references to modern TV shows all the time. I have no idea why people take him even remotely literally.
I have a few theories about this.
IF Felassan’s spirit actually was killed in the fade (possible) his body wasn’t. His body would’ve been just lying there in the woods breathing like any other Somniari. Possibly made tranquil (which we know can be reversed).
What if Solas lost his original body in putting up the Veil?
What if he had a deal with Felassan or maybe came to Felassan to help him get back to his body after the attack and Felassan decided he was done and wanted to move on?
They're said to be friends. Never said to be employer/employee.
If Solas was awake and in the fade and sensed an attack on Felassan, he'd certainly have gone to help.
What if he gave his body to Solas?
Felassan's 'death' chronologically lines up to when Solas 'woke up'.
Felassan has purple eyes. So does Solas.
Felassan has fade-green magic. So does Solas.
Felassan is incredibly powerful. Stares at Solas.
Felassan knows far more about Fen'harel than even a scholar would.
Felassan knew far more about Eluvians, ancient Elvhenan, and The Forgotten Ones (Imshael is a Forgotten One) than anyone would reasonably expect any elf to know.
Felassan let Imshael see into his head about what was coming in the future. Which Imshael almost got off on. Imshael loves destruction and chaos.
I can make a list as long as my arm on similarities there. So, either Solas didn’t kill Felassan and the old? Felassan will be in the game once the veil falls, or it will be revealed that Solas has actually been wearing a (voluntary because a soul cannot take a body involuntarily) Felassan suit the entire time.
Probably blew some minds there, huh?
So given that Weekes has said that if Felassan was a popular enough character they would consider bringing him back… I think it’s likely we’ll see something to do with him again.
Also? The sheer hilarity factor of elves who do not want magic (Fenris anyone?) getting magic returned to them is going to be sweet.
I think we’ll see blood magic as a much bigger mechanic than in previous games. (And I hope they did some work on it to make it make more sense this time.) The game is going to have a lot of Tevinter content. Blood magic is a big deal there. Ergo… it’s likely.
Given some of the things that happened in Tevinter Nights, which honestly really feels like a teaser book to DA4 (I really hate the Veilguard name) I think it’s likely that we’ll see the Templars again. They’ve been in every game and book so far. I doubt they’d get rid of the useless bastards in this one.
Given some of the things in Tevinter Nights, I think it’s possible we’ll see just as many puzzles as we did in DAI, if not more. I’m hoping for more. I do love puzzles in these kinds of games.
I believe it’s highly possible that whoever drank from the Well is going to be completely fucked. Especially, if they follow a ‘kill Solas’ route. Remember who the well binds you to in Trespasser? Bingo.
I think it’s very likely that someone close to the main character is going to be a dual agent of Fen’harel. And it will not be someone we expect. We’re all gonna be side eyeing the mages after the last three games. But what if it’s a warrior or rogue who hides their magic? There was at least one character that completely hid their magic in Tevinter Nights.
We’re going to see more of the Evanuris and The Nameless/Forgotten ones. I base that on Imshael being in DAI and in Masked Empire and some of the dialogue between Felassan and Imshael.
Titans. We’re going to see the titans waking up and being royally pissed off. This is going to cause so much chaos for the dwarves. Who will also regain magic and a kinda creepy hive-mind thing, too. Again. That’s not going to be Solas’s fault.
We’ll have at least one Gala event. Very possibly in Minrathous or Vyrantium. Hopefully with better clothing.
Finally, for things I think likely… The Grand Necropolis in Nevarra is gonna burn. People seem to forget that Solas doesn’t just fight for the freedom of the Elves. He fights for the freedom of spirits too.
In case you haven’t read it… the Nevarrans imprison spirits in the corpses of their dead using mages called the Mortalitasi. I really don’t think that is going to sit well with Solas. In fact, I know it doesn’t. It’s spelled out in Tevinter Nights.
I think it’s probably going to be a quest line for the main character to go and save the necropolis or let it burn to free the spirits. This, of course, will be one of the choices that matter and likely another pinch point on whether Solas goes dark or gets a redemption arc. It will also deeply affect Nevarran politics and the way the country is run. The Mortalitasi basically rule the monarchs of Nevarra sooooo. It’s gonna cause chaos there too.
We’ll obviously see a lot of chaos with the Qunari. Their culture is splintering already. The Antaam have decided to go off the rails and attack anything and everything. Maybe the Ben-Hassrath will be able to rein that in. Maybe not. I don’t have very many predictions on the Qunari to be honest. They’re at war with Tevinter at the end of Tevinter Nights so that war will figure heavily in the game, most likely. But how that’s going to play out I haven’t a clue.
Some mechanics I think we might see.
Fade-touched weaponry that can stop mages.
Elemental interactions. (IE: Magic lightning x water = lots of zap)
Magically treated arrows. ✅️
More magical bombs and poison effects. (I might be just wishfully dreaming there because one of the things I miss from DAO is the poisons and traps mechanics. They felt like an afterthought in DA2 and DAI. I want to be able to make cool traps and set up ambushes again.) But there was that story with Dorian in Tevinter Nights where several of those things were used, so maybe? It would be cool.
I think it’s likely that we’ll see the Despair Demon from Tevinter Nights. And I’m still so mad that they fired the writer of that story. It’s one of my favourites.
Some things that are very possible? But I’m not sure of and could just be wishful thinking.
I think we might see Abelas again. (Abelas romance? Pretty please? ❌😭) His story does have one of those endings that kills him so it’s possibly just wishful thinking. But they brought Leliana back for DAI, so I don’t see why they couldn’t with Abelas too. And also, I have a voice kink and love his VA Matthew Gravelle.
We might see non-linear storytelling. I kind of hope we do because I love non-linear storytelling. Perhaps one storyline will be Arlathan (through dreams or time travel perhaps?) and the fall of it so we finally get some answers to all of this lore. (Please let us get some answers!)
We may see some problems from a rather irrational faction of people who say they’re working for Solas but are using methods he would never approve of. They may be sort of like the Venatori in the last game. Though I do think it’s likely we might have to fight a few more of the Venatori too. ✅ They’re still out there having really messed up rituals and stuff to destroy things.
I think it’s possible given a few clues in the lore and in Tevinter Nights that we’re either going to see not just a double blight (regular darkspawn and red lyrium darkspawn) but a triple blight with the green/yellow lyrium found in Ghilan'nain’s labs. Remember that Ramesh only destroyed one of them. There are eleven more. I think that’s going to very possibly be a big part of this game.
Settings/Levels/Areas I think likely.
So, we already know that the game will be taking place in the north of THEDAS. That’s a no brainer after the map reveal in the teaser.
But where exactly will they take us?
In Tevinter, I think it’s very possible we’ll see Minrathous ✅ and Vyrantium. We may see the Black Divine’s/Archon’s palace.
We’ll see Arlathan Forest. ✅ That I’m almost certain of. We’ll probably also see ancient Arlathan somehow. (Dreams or barely used time-travel mechanic from DAI?)
We’re going to be spending a lot of time in the deep roads and even farther below the deep roads. And dear developers please let me have some answers to all this lore.
We may spend some time inside a Titan again.
Pre-veil drop, we may spend some time in the fade. I actually hope that with the veil dropping we get to rescue whoever got left behind in DAI. That would make my heart so happy.
We’re likely to see the crossroads at least a little bit.
Antiva! Gods I’m looking forward to seeing Antiva.
Anderfels/Weisshaupt. We have no idea at the end of DAI or Tevinter Nights or Last Flight what the hell is going on up there, so I think we’ll have to find out in the game. Also… more chaos that is most definitely not Solas’s fault.
Rivain?
I think we’ll see the Golden City. And the Black City. Which is likely the same place.
And I don’t think it’s up in the sky. I think it’s deep underground below the deep roads.
Ships! I think we’re going to see some more ships. That’s based on a story in Tevinter nights and some of the splash art. But gods I really want more ships. Especially in a place like Minrathous or Antiva for fuck’s sake!
I think we might see some underwater levels for various reasons. And I hope we do.
These next things are honestly my hopes and dreams that would make me so happy, but I have little to back them up with as far as lore or books/comics and supplementary materials.
Polyamory options. PLEASE give me polyam romance options. BG3 did it. It’s 2024 and only 30% of dating people are monogamous. Get with the times! ❌️
I want CC body sliders so bad. ✅ Give me the ability to make a fat player character please! Not just because a lot of gamers tend to be on the heavier side but honestly? Because a fat adventurer is going to be able to go farther than any skinny twig. Real strong men/women/enbies do not look like gym bunnies and models. They have a good layer of fat over that muscle for stability. Guess what fat is? It’s energy storage. A fat adventurer is going to be able to survive longer than a twig. I could go on… but come on Bioware. Be brave. Let me have a fat adventurer. ✅️
Decent. Fucking. Hair. ✅ Please let the CC have decent hair options. LONG hair options! Let me have my long haired elfy prince dude!
Isabela cameo. She’s one of my favourite DA2 characters and some of the early splash art makes me hopeful we’ll see her again. ✅️
I’m hoping for DAO origin style stories for the Main Player Character. But ideally? We’d have something like BG3 where we could play one of a number of origin stories or make our own blank slate character. ❌ Given the gossip going around the gaming community I’m thinking this is unlikely, but damn do I want it.
Useful. Mounts. Please let us have actually useful mounts. And GRIFFONS. ✅ Give me flying mounts you cowards!
Prosthetic using characters. ✅ Bioware has the worst track record when it comes to ableism, but gods please. They’ve got it set up perfectly with Inky losing their arm. There’s a prosthetic leg user in Tevinter Nights. PLEASE LET ME HAVE PROSTHETIC USING CHARACTERS.
Better Crafting Options. The crafting was okay in DAI. Especially if you mod it in so you can buy the stuff to do so easier (I really hate killing dragons but it’s the best crafting material!). But it also often felt more like an afterthought?
Better. Clothes. Seriously. Give me some razzle dazzle with the clothing. ESPECIALLY since we’re going to Tevinter where how you dress is absolutely important!
I know this is sniffing the genie smoke here, but could we have actually attractive armour options? With BRIGHT colours? Research shows that a lot of historical armour was 1. Gorgeous and well fitting. 2. Brightly painted! Let me have bright colours! (And please not the yellow plaid. Ugh.)
I hope for more gardening options in whatever base we end up using. I loved the gardening options in DAI, but they weren’t big enough for my plant loving heart.
I really want to see Solas in flying Wolfie form. We see him like that in Tevinter Nights. So, I really hope we get to see him like that in game.
Finally… and I know I’m high on my own hopes here… I really hope we get the gifting options back. Completely unattached to approval is fine. I just want to be able to find the perfect gift for my companions like I do in real life with my friends. It brings me so much joy.
Things they’re likely to fuck up.
Sadly, I think there’s some things Bioware is very likely to fuck up. This could just be me being too pessimistic, but they’ve screwed these things up throughout the entire series and to my knowledge they didn’t hire any diversity consultants in the making of DA4 sooooo…
Ableism. Bioware has a terrible record when it comes to ableism. ✅ (the demon design is going to cause visual strain and possibly bad effects for epileptic gamers).
White-washing. The North of THEDAS is like the South of Earth. If they make most of the people there have light skin I will probably boycott the fuck out of Bioware for the rest of my life. ✅️
No fat character ability in CC.
Really fucked up hair options. Seriously Bioware. It’s bad.
And I think they’re going to be in trouble when it comes to the Lords of Fortune. Look. I love the idea of the class and I even love how a lot of them are described in the books. But it’s absolutely glomming onto the stereotype of the Romani, and I don’t think that’s going to go over well at all. It won’t for me with my Romani heritage, and it really shouldn’t for anyone. Cause you know what that stereotypical usage is? It’s Racism. Bioware also doesn’t have the best track record regarding racism either.
As more thoughts come to me I’ll either append stuff to this post or do others (probably the latter.)
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Your OC’s Personality - Tell everyone all about your Tav / Durge.
Eeeep! Thank you to @cinnamontails-ff for tagging me! I've never done one of these before (@/nyda-the-tav tagged me once for a wip one which was so cool, but I sadly hadn't had anything in the tank at that moment!). I think for this, I'd have to go with my Tav from Don't Forget You Love Me, as that's one of the Tavs/Durges I've written the most about. Uncreatively, she's just named Tav, and is a half elf brass draconic sorcerer. If she had a last name, it'd probably be Pleiyer'karaktir or something.
Edit: I forgot to tag! But the comic is art I commissioned by the talented @nightmaskart!
How would you describe their personality?
Tav is definitely a bit of a classic adventurer: headstrong, stubborn, brave, and maaaaybe putting intelligence into her dump stat XD. She's impulsive, quick to cast a spell or make a deal, and tends to be self sacrificial. Her upfront honesty and strong will make her a fun counter to Gortash, and her lack of a filter would get her into trouble more often, were she not able to talk her way out of things through sheer will, charism, and luck. Also, she's a sorcerer, so of course that means she's also part pyromaniac (Fireball is best spell).
What brings your character joy?
Casting fireball. Strong whiskey. Roasted pork. Long walks in the park. Plush chairs.
lol but seriously, Tav just wants the people around her to be happy. She likes to be active, and gets a lot of joy from helping others (like side quests). She likes to be challenged, but isn't super materialistic in her tastes, and finds more joy in experiences and emotional connections rather than anything else.
What does your character strongly dislike?
Counterspells (against her). Weak drinks. Rare meat. Waiting in long lines. Squeaky chairs.
People who judge her for licking a spider.
Is your OC scared of anything?
A horse sized duck. Or, a hundred duck sized horses. But also, letting down those dear to her.
What is their alignment?
Hmmmmm probably close to neutral good. She'd use a bread clip, put out new toilet paper, hold a hot tea cup with two hands, and all that jazz.
No pressure tagging @nyda-the-tav and @greyias if they're interested!
#bg3 tav#my ocs#tag game#Don't Forget You Love Me#I actually don't really think too much about my ocs and their backgrounds when I start a story#I usually wing things and just see who the character is as I write 😅
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Highlights from tonight's movie night celebrating some of the different teams Donald has been a part of in categorized and chronological order (I honestly like this format. I might stick with it):
"Boat Builders":
Good news: The short has subtitles! Bad news: They're not in English, so you still can't understand what the fuck Donald is saying.
Donald: "Yeah, even a child can do it!" Godfrey: "Even Della could do it!"
justaboot: "god's third choice after the 3 stooges"
Max's mother has been found
"The First Adventure!":
Bradford Hate Club
Ludwig appearance!
puffywuffy8904: "he's serving whatever the opposite of cunt is" WriteBackAtYa: "So di—"
(I love this screenshot. 😂)
The reference to Della's letter
WriteBackAtYa and I being on the same wavelength
Eat the rich uncle (Sorry, Scrooge, but I had to. XD)
"You can't mute me, old man!"
RIP Donald's guitar
The Temple of Doom parallel!
PAPYRUS
"Treasure of the Golden Suns" easter egg!
"fragile old body"
POGO CANE
Black Heron doing the smug anime girl laugh (You know what I'm talking about.)
"I'm the chosen one!" Pure Deweycore
"So long, suckers!"
Just Black Heron in general (She's a fun villain. lol)
DONALD KILL
Us ranting about Bradford using the Papyrus of Binding to escape like the COWARD THAT HE IS! WHY WE OUGHTA— COME BACK HERE, YOU LITTLE—
If I had a nickel for every time Black Heron lost her robot arm, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
Me: "BEAKLEY YOU FOOL" Godfrey: "YOU FUCKING FOOOOOOOOL"
"The House of the Lucky Gander!":
Louie "I do hate hot dogs" Duck noticing the neon lights shaped like a hot dog
"We're all gonna die! I'VE WASTED MY LIFE!"
Launchpad deserves his own episode dedicating to his love life
Gladstone Hate Club
Scrooge looking at the camera like he's on The Office
puffywuffy8904: "gladstone you have a haircut shut up"
Huey autism moment
Just how bored and tired Dewey, Webby, and Scrooge were after seeing Aquarioon
Dewey and the jade tigers
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
27!
Webby's love for chocolate fountains
"And a distraction."
Scrooge: "I don't even get to be part of the blasted challenge?" Huey:
Real-Life-Pine-Tree: "Roasted duck anyone?" Me: "'Danny: I'll have the duck.'"
Louie's motivational speech
"Where did that come from?"
Us @ Liu Hai: RIP bozo (at least until DuckTales World Showcase Adventure)
The underwhelming Golden Cricket and how fucking bored and exhausted the family was
"Mt. Fuji Whiz":
LotTC basically being DuckTales on crack
Me: "Hell is a city. Where have I seen that before? 🤔" Godfrey: "Hazbin Hote—[gunshot]"
My idea of Clinton and Webby bonding over Clan McDuck history
Missy thirsting for Panchito
The return of the Ari the Autism Bird!
Xandra and the nieces in general (They're some of the best characters in the show. ^^)
*The Three Caballeros are stuck in the Underworld* AMJ: "We have a very simple solution." DT17!Huey: "This doesn't feel simple."
Jack Skellington moon
Donald saying the Karen phrase
Xandra and Charon clothes swap
Panchito being "that" guy
The Sheldgoose family tree taking notes from Goofy's family tree regarding the relatives' designs
IN THE PLUMS!
Clinton hugging Donald 💖
Tokyo? LIKE IN DUCKTALES!
"Potatoland":
Dreamy: "SEE HE HAS 27 FINGERS" Me: "27!"
POTATOLAND! POTATOLAND!
"Mickey, I am fed up with your bullshit devil magic."
Praising Mickey's characterization in the Paul Rudish shorts
Donald's blush
No more Idaho
Just the whole short in general. It's the best. XD
"Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers":
Black Arts Beagle's Musketeer cousins
puffywuffy8904: "they wanna be Scrooge soooo bad"
Donald being, and I quote Jamie, "a punk bitch" in this movie
The return of Pete Hate Club
"Whoa, he's bisexual, I didn't know that!"/"By the way, I'm bisexual! I forgot, I- forgot to announce it! How do you turn this shit off- wait-"
The entire opera gag
youtube
Clarabelle appearance!
Dreamy pointing out the parallels how Pete is to Minnie what Bradford is to Scrooge
In the Hall of the Mountain King
"Why did the music stop?"
"Together, we'll save the princess or die trying!"/"…Die? …Die?"
melcat33: "Minnie discovers she's into bdsm"
WriteBackAtYa and I quoting Philip CD-i Legend of Zelda
The turtle trying to be the rooster from Robin Hood at one point
"That little diddy's starting to grow on me."
Pete referencing The Lion King
Donald FINALLY unleashing his iconic temper
melcat33: "Goofy finally being Dad Material" WriteBackAtYa: "But he was daddy material"
(Look what you made me do! /lh)
Pirates of Penzance
"Not long… maybe… 40 years?"
The movie ending with the fucking Can-Can
Learning about how Tokyo Disneyland had Mickey, Donald, and Goofy as the Three Musketeers and they all looked AMAZING (Why does Japan get all the cool shit?!)
#my post#duckblr movie night#dt cafeteria table#duckblr#boat builders#ducktales#ducktales 2017#ducktales reboot#ducktales season 1#the house of the lucky gander!#ducktales season 3#the first adventure!#legend of the three caballeros#mt. fuji whiz#mickey donald goofy: the three musketeers#Youtube
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(Fae) King Roderick x Fem!Human!Reader || Drabble
Plot: 🌷🌲🌷 Roderick stops amid his day-to-day duties to watch a sweet human girl get attacked by some nasty goblins- and wonders to himself whether indeed he needs another pretty slave~ 🌷🌲🌷 🌷🌲🌷 🌷🌲🌷
Warnings: Goblin attack (They gang up on you, they hold you down, they jump on you, they bite you), Evil Roderick Thoughts (He likes violence. He wants to own you & use you), etc probably.
Roderick is my character! ^^ If you like him, please let me know!! I will die but don't worry I'll come back. This is the first time I'm writing him for... a long time, so he will develop as time goes on; But the basic principles of his character will remain the same.
@marinerainbow I'm tagging you because you're the only one who knows about Rod! XD Here he is in all his terrible glory. I hope you like him! 😅 XD
-You shouldn't have come here!-
-now we get to play with youu, heheh-
-Let's have some fun, little maid!
It was a mistake! I'm sorry! you cried, trying to pull your arm away from the evil little creature - a goblin, - that had you in his iron-grip, dragging you down to his level and his horrible sharp teeth and his black eyes. I didn't know! I'll go back! Just let me-
Fear and tears fill your eyes so beautifully, little maid. Roderick thought as he watched from high in a nearby tree. Neither you, nor the pesky squat little creatures knew he was there. He was in his small form, after all. Barely visible so high up.
He was only taking a wander through the woods just now- He only wanted to see his land, today. Whisper some simple encouragements to the trees, compliment the flowers for growing so gorgeously this spring, run his fingers through the grass, and generally spread some good cheer; make sure the forest was still his. On his side. Always listening, and reporting to him everything it heard.
He had no idea he would end up a witness to such pretty a sight. Seeing a lovely human girl roughed up and terrified by a few goblins was just always a nice surprise. Ever so pleasant.
Sure, he could easily get rid of the creatures. Call them off; he was the King of this forest, after all. He could save you as easily as he could order himself a sweet cup of honey and lavender tea. But you are all putting on such a good show... he'd hate to spoil it.
Two goblins now hold onto your arms and leave irritated red scratches in your skin with their jagged claws, another two nasty little creatures wrap around your legs and sit on your feet, and another- pounces onto your back, from a low-hanging branch in another tree. Your knees buckle under the weight of the fat bastard, and you slam into the dirt while all the creatures snigger and cackle cruelly at your pain and your fear. The one on your back digs his pointed nose into your hair and your neck, and takes a deep whiff.
The look on his face is down-right ravenous. Filthy. As if the dumb thing had been starved for days and it just came upon a whole roast pheasant feast.
Roderick's eyebrows climb up his forehead. Interesting... Well if you really smell that good, maybe he should save you. One look at you- the humble attire you adorn your sweet body with that hides everything and then some (Frustrating, Roderick thinks with an eyeroll), the fact that you're alone here in the first place (Humans rarely travel this deep into the forest. There are myths meant to warn you against such places, didn't you know dear?~ Roderick smirks. Fairy stories, I believe they aptly refer to them in town.)... tells him all he needs to know about you. He could so easily draw you to him. Make you grateful and charm you. Save you, and convince you it was good will... He doubted anyone would look for you for long, either. Maybe a month (A few mere hours at home). Not that that worried him at all; he had the power, here.
"... " After another moment, Roderick rolls his eyes and gets up off the tree branch he was sat and leering down at the scene on. "Ugh. What am I thinking?? I don't need anymore slaves." Cavalierly, he waives his hand and turns to fly off. "You just kidnapped another one the other week, Rod. That little flower nymph; go home and sate yourself on him for a little while. No one likes a greedy king."
He's about to disappear into the dark like he was never there at all, leave you to your fate at the hands of the cheeky little ground urchins-- but you let out a shriek suddenly.
A shriek that makes Roderick freeze; a delicious shiver racing up his spine as nearby sparrows shoot out of another tree and disappear above the treetops. A crooked grin slips across the fae king's bearded face, rolling his shoulders of the freezy thrill-feeling before he turns back around to you. There's a bite mark on your neck now; likely the cause of your pig-squeal.
"... or I could sate myself on you for a little while, hmm?" Another delectable screech, when one of the other goblins digs his sharp, yellow teeth into your calf. Roderick's vision goes red as his beautiful features take on a killer grin and he slowly flies forward. "I'll take that as an emphatic yes~ "
#first little thing of rod!!! i uh...#gonna go hide now. forever.#i dunno how i'm gonna publish an actual book if sharing even this little amount of an original character is so scary!! 😅#King Roderick#Fae King Roderick#Fae King Roderick x Reader#King Roderick x Reader#Fae King Roderick x Reader Drabble#King Roderick x Reader Drabble#Drabble
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One Piece Chapter 1132 - Initial Thoughts
And we are back!
3 weeks is a long time but thankfully Oda's in good health now so One Piece returns for another chapter, hopefully Saul also fares in good health after the last cliffhanger. Loki has an indecent proposal and the rest of the crew are reaching Elbaf too, let's see what will unfold
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Yamato's sadly boring cover story remains boring, after all that chasing they're in Udon - which is rebuilding its castle - but no sign of the perpetrator
We continue with the Longboat as the Giants announce their arrival to Elbaf's borders
Oh hey it's the bartender and giant kid Shanks met before he annihilated Kid!
The kid is called Colon, I don't think Oda means the anatomical sense
They call out for the longboat to see if they're coming to the bar to party, but Brogy signals no - they're going straight up
The still unnamed mother bartender notes that if they did they'd drink for 3 days straight so for the best
It seems the upstairs of Elbaf is called the 'Sun Realm' or 'Realm of the Sun' if we're following the same style as 'Realm of the Dead'
She's packed a basket for Colon to take, it's full of food for a character called Ripley, and some food for Colon's father
Colon's excited to meet Luffy, after Shanks hyped him up
Hajrudin spots the longboat too, and there's a rainbow!
Oh it's Bifrost time here, though the rainbow looks like a Care Bears style rainbow XD
The Post-Alabasta Crew - with fringe Robin remember - Lilith and Bonney marvel at the rainbow
Seems rainbows are a tool for Giants, they can 'draw' them with a cube called a Sun Stone Painter - I wonder if that's similar to what Hajrudin was lacking with hunting the moose, that's two Sun Stone objects after all
The Giants tell the group to brace themselves, as they're surprised to find themselves go vertical and ride the rainbow
Franky and Robin (and a scared Bonney) wonder how it's possible but the Giants just laugh it off that 'Rainbows are meant to be crossed'
Jinbe at least mentions how Luffy's gonna flip when he sees this, which is ultimately true this is right up his alley
Bonney being happy makes me happy, she continues to see more of the world's wonders - where's Kuma though?
Hajrudin parks up next to Dorry and Brogy asking if Luffy's with them, they get filled in that they're gonna catch up later
But no moose for Dorry and Brogy, the moose is for the Straw Hats they can have leftovers (and this is Luffy so that means no leftovers)
The big rickety bridge the Alabasta Crew were on turns out to be the bridge between the Realms of the Dead and the Sun
From above though Luffy has catapulted himself above Gerd and Goldberg, noticing the Sunny the latter is carrying
Gerd catches Luffy and proceeds to admire him, she likes tiny humans too and thinks they're cute - but insists not in a creepy way like Rodo since she doesn't trap them, she just wants to be friends
So yeah we all love Gerd right? Yup, thought so
Luffy however is only partly keeping up with the fact that she's roasting Rodo, since he never saw him unmasked
Goldberg asks Luffy why he was in the Land of the Dead, but that causes him to be stumped
Luffy! I mean we all knew you're gonna try and free Loki but you were so close to not being fooled!
Loki also made him swear to secrecy, which puts him in a pickle since he cannot lie for wealth, fame or power
Fortunately, Luffy's struggle is treated as discomfort and the giants let it slide
Back with the rest of the Alabasta Crew, Rodo has caught up to Nami and Chopper and launches at them
And then gets a face full of tree, thanks to Zoro cutting and Sanji kicking it down at the right time
Nami notes how it was an obvious trap, but Usopp thinks they maybe overdid it
Luffy, Goldberg and Gerd however catch up with them, but Rodo - who's just delusional in general - asks if Gerd is here to save him, in a lovey voice
Gerd and Goldberg instead crack him on the head
Sanji of course goes into simp mode as Zoro notes that Usopp's prior mention of overdoing it is now moot, before the crew spot Luffy to confirm that they're friendlies
Gerd introduces herself and Goldberg to the crew, noting themselves as Hajrudin's subordinates, and promises to make it up to the crew for Rodo's imprisonment
Luffy however is hasty to reach the village, urging Usopp along too (though since Loki's cuff keys are in the village there may be two motives)
Gerd shouts out some directions for Luffy, Usopp and Chopper while grabbing Zoro, Nami and Sanji to give them a lift
At the same time, the longboats reach the arch of the rainbow, with the village appearing in sight
As we figured, there are multiple realms, but in Elbaf there's only 3; the Realm of Heaven, Realm of the Sun, and the Realm of the Dead
The Realm of the Sun is named because it's where it shines, not much has been said about the Realm of Heaven yet
Massive page for the Elbaf village which looks stunning
Luffy and Usopp remember their prior promise to go to Elbaf, with Usopp now in tears
Most of the remaining crew also look in awe with Bonney and Lilith, except for Sanji who's content in Gerd's bosom
The crew reunites as the longboat passes the clouds Luffy and co are on
And as expected, Luffy, Chopper and Usopp freak out about them riding on a rainbow, and want a turn
A giant sun bear for the Realm of the Sun, but also what we expect to be that silhouette guy at the start of the arc is wandering across the panel
Through all of this there has been a scroll narration describing the wonder of Elbaf, noting how it would be amiss for adventurers to skip it, however there is a warning - do not stay here for long
Louis Arnot? That's the guy who wrote the book about giants Nami read in Little Garden!
With that it feels like the Prologue of Elbaf has finished, we're here, plot points have been sprinkled over it and we're ready to get into business.
It was a light and fun chapter, with only the sinister undertone that Luffy has been persuaded by Loki to ensure his freedom, curiously Oda hasn't told us what Loki offered Luffy in exchange - which he won't honour anyway since he intends to kill him.
You couldn't have Norse myth undertones without the Bifrost bridge, but Elbaf does look very pretty and Nordic, I am curious about how the Realms of the Sun and Heaven compare too, is the Realm of Heaven only for the royals or 'gods' like the Upper Yard was for Skypeia? With the crew reunited and Hajrudin's crew meeting them it's likely that we're gonna need something to interrupt the big banquet they have planned, and Colon visiting whoever this Ripley is has to play a part. Plus with Saul's status still unknown there are a few mysteries here and there to learn about still.
But we may anticipate the rest of the crew to get Elbaf fits next chapter, and this silhouette person is still a curious one, with a warning not to stay too long we should definitely strap ourselves in and see what Elbaf properly has in store for us
#one piece#one piece spoilers#op spoilers#elbaf arc#elbaf#straw hat pirates#monkey d. luffy#roronoa zoro#vinsmoke sanji#usopp one piece#nami one piece#tony tony chopper#nico robin#franky one piece#jinbe one piece#brook one piece#jewelry bonney#vegapunk lilith#giant warrior pirates#dorry and brogy#new giant warrior pirates#hajrudin one piece#gerd one piece#rodo one piece#loki one piece
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Thoughts I had during TGCF S2 Ep 3
Let’s make the best of Summer Vacation
CW: Past trauma
Previously on TGCF…
-We’re back in Ghost City
-It’s a Ghoulish mob!
-The same bandaged boy from episodes 2-4 in S1
-Thank you Qianqiu
-Riot! Riot!!!
-The same old cartoonishly violent dust cloud with people fighting in it, classic
-Qingxuan’s face XD
-Yep it is him
-Oh no he doesn’t like touching
-Yeah he does know the kid
-‘Oh joy’ is right!
-A chase!
-Oh no! Not the mask stall!
-Got any Yuan on you Xie Lian?
-It’s the Blue Spirit from ATLA (that’s the first thing that came when I first saw the waning moon officer)
-That guy has a red lantern shaped eyeball for a head
-Oooh the Ghost city outskirts
-It’s Yubaba’s manor from the Spirited Away movie My sis’s quote: Xie Lian! Don’t give anyone your true name!
-The manor’s interior feels like the fancy restaurants I’d go with my extended family Sis: Yeah except for the dancing ladies
-This is giving Bollywood vibes
-It’s your man!
-Oooh a flashback! 800 years ago…
-Those maids are wearing Hanfu reminiscent of the Han Dynasty style
-That’s Alexis Tipton
-“If a foil palace falls it can be rebuilt, but if a son falls ill it won’t be so easy to put him back together again” That is some solid advice
-He looks and sounds adorable! “I hate it when they fall apart!” That complain letter ties in with what happens when he’s older…
-Does anyone know who voices Child!Xie Lian?
-His mother’s design is also inspiration for one of my ATLA OCs
-This was me with Kapla blocks, colorized
-It was a few days ago!
-It’s the same music from Ep 9 in the Sinner’s pit
-The shots of Hualian together!!! Those are the best crumbs!
-It’s the engagement ring from Ep 12!
-“Xie Lian you wound me! You think I’d go to a brothel?” My reaction: …A soup place? (Futurama reference, it’s in one of the revival eps)
-Hua Cheng: Brothels, bad. Interior design, good.
-“I haven’t had a home for the past 800 years…” that line hit hard.
-Hong Jue again!!!!
-“Always how dangerous” 10/10 best flirting
-Flashbacks from S1 eps 3-4
-You gotta love Hua Cheng’s commitment
-Good shot of the Ghost masks
-Hua Cheng’s quote on power is secretly inspiring
-And he accomplished what Ling Wen couldn’t in mere seconds!
-Not so rough Waning moon officer
-Still touch aversive
-“Who am I to deny your wish?” *fans myself non stop*
-Great. Now I’ve got a craving for dragon fruit, strawberries and mango slices
-“Yong’An.”Oh no his answer triggered XL’s PTSD
-Everything really did change when Bai Wuxiang attacked
-That spiral effect
-To quote on meme made for S2 on tumblr:
Xie Lian: It can’t be! That boy’s homeland shouldn’t be Yong’An!
Hua Cheng: Yeah, yeah Gege, Let’s get you to sleep.
(My older sister loved that reaction, that’s for sure)
-The sword’s eye woke up!
-When the house is so well decorated you forget about the mission…
And my older sis would also say: Now he’s draping himself
-The demonic chanting he does while dashing around the manor
-It is Yubaba’s manor from Spirited away
-That was close!
-He just did Yor Forger’s ceiling jump from Spy x Family
-It’s a 12
-Yeah he’d just end up with snake eyes the whole time
-He’s onto you Xianle, best headcanon I’ve got is that Xie Lian is a terrible liar.
-“Useless idiot” yep keep it coming with the Qi Rong roasts
-There’s a Dragon relief on the door
-It’s the earthbending sound effect from ATLA when the huge stone door closed
-This brings me back to the very first Ep when XL defeated the demon at Yinian bridge
-Man, Imagine Sokka in Hua Cheng’s armory doing the same scene from Sokka’s Master (Instant comic inspiration!):
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-Dude really thought of the best gift for his highness (I’m really glad I finished this reaction on XL’s B-Day!)
-The exchanged humor on tending to the armory!
-Here it comes!
-And now, here are my translations of the Crimson rain sough flower’s scimitar:
E Ming, wakes up: Who’s that? Who’s there?
Xie Lian: Hello. *chuckles*. It’s cute!
E Ming, hearing Xie Lian’s compliment: He thinks I’m cute!!!
Xie Lian: Isn’t that nice? Well I like you too.
E Ming, hearing more of XL’s compliment: Awww! Stop it! You should totally pet me!
Hua Cheng: No
E Ming, now excited: YES!!!
(I love how Hua Cheng and E Ming’s whole dynamic when it comes to Xie Lian’s affection is basically, Hua Cheng: E Ming no! E Ming: E Ming YES! Imma go sketch that out!)
E Ming, getting petted: Oh yes! Yes! Right there, and near the hilt!
-He’s gonna touch the deadly scimitar, he’s touching the deadly scimitar, he touched the sword
-They tended his wounds!
-This has the energy of two hardworking dads tending to their adopted son while they’re both busy with jobs
-He’s honoring Xiao Ying with her name, that’s good
-Just like Lang Qianqiu!
-Every night at Paradise Manor is Dim Sum night
-It looks like a red bean roll cake
-Another quick 800 year flashback!
-Those glasses look like Jade
-That maid has lighter brown hair
-This is what happens when you accidentally drink through the wrong pipe
-Qingxuan is the wingman/woman
Finished just in time for Xie Lian’s Birthday! Also when I heard that a short film and movie were announced!!! Everything’s coming up TGCF and it’s awesome! For those of you reading The Scrap Immortal and the Avatar, I’ve got a great start on Chapter 1 so hang tight this weekend! More reactions will be coming out this week!
#My post#my reaction#episode reaction#heaven official's blessing#tian guan ci fu#tgcf#Tgcf season 2#season 2 episode 3#Tgcf donghua#eng dub#Xie Lian#hua cheng#San Lang#Lang ying#lang qianqiu#shi qingxuan#Atla#aang#sokka#avatar the last airbender#E ming#Youtube#bai wuxiang#xiao ying
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Stupid mod au questions to answer at your convenience - road trip edition.
*Which characters can/will drive?
*Who chooses the music and what are they playing?
*Who inhales car snacks the whole jorney and who gets super car sick?
*Who is antisocial and wears their headphones the entire time and who talks nonstop and tries to get everyone to play games?
*Who has a steel bladder for like nine hours and who shamelessly pees in a bottle?
*Who takes the night shift driving?
*Who demands they stop at McDonald's and what is everyone getting?
*Who conks out and sleeps the whole jorney? Who takes gratuitous photos of them to upload to Instagram?
*Who gets unbearably cranky being in a small space with other people for too long and ends up in a fight?
*Finally; which song comes on the radio that causes them all to have to sing along?
Hii! Thank you for the ask! I wanted to do some art to go along with it it but I am burnt out haha. I've actually thought about this a lot actually!!
As much as Daruk would want everyone to carpool in his van, nobody trusts that shitbox to not explode within 60miles, so they take Link's subaru. Drivers would be all of them but location decided who's driving where. Revali, Urbosa, Mipha, Daruk can all navigate in cities pretty well (Daruk REQUIRES directions or else he will pick a direction and just drive endlessly). Link and Zelda do better with highway driving. They don't like last minute changes or not knowing where they're going, so being on the highway and cruising is preferable. (Link has really really good navigation, he just gets overwhelmed easily).
I would say they are probably listening to Urbosa's music the most. Second is probably Daruk. They both lean towards r&b music and pure chill vibes which is good for driving. (NOT Mipha's Rob Zombie or Link's Skrillex). They play that stuff when they're trying to stay awake at 2 am
Daruk & Link are the car snack demolishers but also surprisingly Revali as well. He mindlessly eats to keep himself engaged while driving (especially if nobody is actively talking to him). The rest of the group is eating junk but Revali & Urbosa are snacking on roasted cashews and spicy pickles like the freaks they are. And also speaking of food. When on road trips dietary restrictions kind of go out the window for sake of convenience. So nobody is really worried about "oh McDonald's is unhealthy" because theyre most just wanting easy calories for cheap. They usually just get a massive order of like 40 chicken nuggets and several large fries and plain burgers to share. If anyone wants anything specific they order it for themselves. (The amount of sauce packets lost in Link's car is unreal)
I think they'd all go in shifts of being antisocial and overstimulated. Having to take frequent breaks to stretch and get away from each other. But Link probably wears his ear defenders the most when he's not driving. Mostly cause even if everyone is quiet there's still going to be noise. So surprisingly he gets the most bickery and angry with people. Snappish. Revali or Mipha would probably try and get people to talk the most. Revali because he gets really bad highway hypnosis and so talking helps him. Mipha because she just loves making up games. Also she and Link are the ones to yell "cows!" every time they see them outside. (while Link reverently murmurs "horses" whenever he sees a horse)
Revali and Urbosa share nightshift driving duties. They both have the best eyesight and enjoy the quiet. Mipha also does too and her & Revali have had some really good heart-to-hearts while everyone has been asleep.
Link I think would want to conk out but can't, so Daruk does. He would be out and snoring the entire drive. 16 hours. He doesn't give a fuck. I think Zelda or Mipha would be the instagram photo girlies. Wanting to capture the moments (especially Mipha, she has a passion for photography). Revali only takes cringefail photos of everyone for blackmail xD
any song by Shania Twain or Lincoln Park is screamed at top volume. Also Eminem, 50 Cent, Sean Paul, Post Malone. Nobody is a Swiftie but if somebody had to be, it would be Revali 100%. (I have other songs and artist but I can't think of any right now TAT I do have a playlist of au music)
Don't Stop Believing by Journey is another song everyone screams and Bohemian Rhapsody. Pink Floyd is a particular favorite of Daruk, Link, Urbosa
Oh! I forgot! Link and Zelda can hold their bladders the longest. Daruk/Revali are both peeing in bottles without a care. Urbosa would but she doesn't have a device to help. Mipha thinks they're all gross and unhealthy in their bladder habits.
#asks#mod!au lore#i loved these asks so so much#and i will gladly clarify on any of them!!#mod!au#i love the peeing in bottles question (genuine)
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bruh dan and phil have always been some of my favorite comfort youtubers bc of how sincere they’ve always been. just shooting the shit, rawr XD at the start, still sticking to the silly jokes after that phase puttered out… even dan’s self-roasting and existential crises have always been genuine. and of course phil has always been a breath of fresh air of positivity and silliness.
so I do like rewatching old classic clips but man. I feel so bad for past dan and phil. the closet is so suffocating and they were so scared, especially dan. it just breaks my heart that they couldn’t be themselves. they put put on a great bbc radio show! and poor dan just wanted to vibe to gay icon music but the specter of being seen as gay was clearly looming over him constantly. like I’m legit tearing up thinking about this. the only thing worse than the closet is being forcibly pried out of it, and I honestly don’t know how dan forgave the phandom for constantly trying to do that. I’d be bitter about that forever tbh.
being gay has brought me so much joy. it’s been a source of creativity and culture and love for me since I was 14, and I’m so grateful I’ve had 14 wonderful gay ass years since then, always striving to fight shame in order to be gross and happy and heartbroken and horny. I’m so glad they get to have that too now.
so… guys. we have to stop talking about trying to pry a “omg phan is real” confession out of them. the truth of that does. not. matter. have we learned nothing?
“phil and I are private people.” that’s what dan said. give them their privacy. let them make sex jokes and talk about being gay without it being about ~*their relationship 🤭*~
I see people saying they’ve “soft launched” or “hard launched” or “already” any number of things. but factually actually… they have not. and they most likely will not, and that’s healthy and good because that’s what they want.
so here I am, making a post about how it’s okay to call them soulmates bc that’s a direct quote from dan, and it’s okay to repeat their endless jokes about being a top or bottom or a clown or into any number of things, but stop talking about what their relationship consists of like we are in it. we are not.
so all of this is to say. yet again.
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