#I love Barty

[surelystaggering]

sapphic rosekiller !! [ drwisteria on tt, ig & twt ]

[kitkat-moon]

I’m gonna pull a Barty and put green in my hair. I can’t help it. Pls, I have to <3 istg. HES SO PRETTY!!!

TELL ME HES NOT HOT ISTG

[bartyslut]

barty to evan because yes

[youremymoony]

chapter 6 of kill your darlings really fucked me up wtf 😭

[gomintglaze]

Barty: wait REALLY???

Regulus: teachers have been talking about it in every class for the past five years

Barty: well I never listen to what they say

Regulus: you are really hopeless isn't it?

Regulus: Barty?

Regulus: you're not even listening to me now?

Barty: very interesting and what happened next

Regulus: oh I hate u sm

[beataylorsversion]

why can't gay people flirt normally

like "ur cute," "no ur cute," isn't that hard

it doesn't have to be:

"finally the flesh reflects the madness within,"

"well, you'd know all about the madness within wouldn't you remus?"

[inlovewithmyhyperfixations]

james potter in low hanging sweatpants, no shirt on, and drying his hair while walking out of the bathroom:

regulus, who was practicing an invisibility spell and was going to take sirius's stuff: *chokes on air*

[spiritstar477]

Sirius: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Remus: baby, I’d make you a lovely little enclosure with all the dirt and compose you’d ever want. I’d hold you and take you places in my pocket and kiss you good night. I’d—. . .

vs

Remus: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Sirius: *thinks* yeah, I’d fuck a worm

Remus: *looks at the camera like in the office*

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James: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Regulus: it depends… were you always a worm or were you transfigured into one? The former, no, we’d never have met. The latter, then yes, and I’d figure out how to turn you back.

vs

Regulus: would you still love me if I was a worm?

James: yes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Barty: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Evan: I’d cut you up so I could have a bunch of you

vs

Evan: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Barty: I’d cut you up so I could have a bunch of you

(bc they’re both batshit insane)

[moonyswarmsweaters]

James : I made Regulus fall in love with me.

Barty : You fucked up a soulless demon is what you did. Look at him, he's got ~feelings~

Regulus : [ looks longingly at James ] [ sighs ]

[fiasco95]

Regulus, Barty and Evan walking by, the couple sneering and glaring at the other two Marauders while Regulus doesn’t spare them a single glance.

James: Well if it isn’t Regulus Black and his ladies-in-waiting!

James: Regulus wants me so bad.

Peter: You’ve never even talked to him before!

James: Oh, I’ve talked to him, okay?

Peter:

James: …in my mind.

James: And let me tell you, in my mind….he wants me so bad.

[chasemywishes]

"Hey baby doll I'd love to have sex with you in your room but your voldemort shrine scares me the fuck out" — James Potter to Regulus Black

[ecstarry]

imagine regulus’ bachelor trip were he made pandora best woman and she makes everyone wear pink team groom shirts and pink cowboy hats with sparkles and honestly reg doesn’t mind because the sight of all of them with matching shirts in the airport is fucking hilarious they are in the american express lounge waiting for their flight and parents are keeping their children close and covering their ears because barty ‘bad mouth’ crouch can’t stop talking about all the absolutely not family friendly activities they will be doing that weekend

[messrmanaged]

rosekiller and jegulus haters are the most non-whimsical people on the planet. “they were death eaters, they would never be gay!” have a little fun!

[bartyslut]

james kiss regulus, regulus kiss barty, barty kiss evan, evan kiss peter, peter kiss james, james kiss Sirius, Sirius kiss remus, remus kiss regulus, regulus kiss peter, peter kiss sirius, sirius kiss barty, barty kiss remus, remus kiss james

[adharastarlight]

Reg sneaking into his dorm at 2am, uniform a little dishevelled

Barty, turning the light on and stroking a cat like a bond villain: why hello, you're out awfully late

Reg: ...uhm-

Evan, appearing in the shadows next to Barty: it's dreadfully strange how the light affects the colours of ties

Reg:

Reg: merde

[serenisastar]

Wolfstar are the type of couple to get each others names tattooed across their chests and jegulus are the type to write each others names on their arms

Now Rosekiller, they are the type of couple to carve each others names into their skin