#i think.im so funny

[chasemywishes]

"Hey baby doll I'd love to have sex with you in your room but your voldemort shrine scares me the fuck out" — James Potter to Regulus Black

[wri0thesley]

Honestly I feel like alot of yanderes neglect the idea that humans actually need sunligjt and will have a increase in health problems without a good intake of sunlight. Like during covid when I wouldn’t go outsi for months I developed this weird sickness in the morning that definitely wasn’t pregnacy and the doctor took a blood test and food a alarming decrease in vitamin d which u get from sunlight. So shit can get pretty serious although it effects people differently i think.im fine now!

But anyways i mostly mean yanderes like al haitham, dottore, diluc as i think those one in particular are the very no outdoors ever kind.

In general sunlight is good for mood as well, so me thinks that Diluc should at the very least let his darling sunbathe if he doesn’t want cranky and vomity darling.

Also i do thnk it’d be funny if diluc thiught his darling was having morning sickness but just turns out they lackin the d (vitamin) 😔

fun fact: i have been told by several doctors that a huge number of people who live in the uk have a vitamin d deficiency partly bc of how much the weather sucks here SFHDGJFH

but actually, I think alhaitham out of all of these is the one most likely to still allow darling a scheduled half hour of sunlight a day . . . under conditions. alhaitham who refuses to stay past his work hours because he ‘has to take his pet out’ but this actually just means standing in his fenced off little garden with his hand tight around your wrist, eyes on his watch . . .

[sunflowerdarlingx]

✨okay hi babe, may I please get an ship 😩

my name is fjorela and i’m an gemini, my pronouns are she/her and if it’s okay I would love a male ship.

I love taking walks, like I take walks for hours without stopping. I’m interested in Lana del rey and poetry. I love crystals and the water more than anything. I hate tomato’s and unloyal people.

I got a nice personality, I hope. I watch out what words I use because I don’t wanna sound mean and try to sound a gentle as possible. I’m loyal and funny I think.Im super sensitive and need a lot of affection but it’s hard because I literally change my mood in 10 seconds.

that’s it, love u and congrats to 600 follower you deserve every single one of them !!

Hi lovely!

Thank you so much 🖤

I ship you with...

Neville Longbottom

I think you would work well together, Neville would instantly feel comfortable with you, his nerves and anxiousness leaving immediately.

You would always be walking together, you would keep him company while he explores to find new plants.

He would love having you there to comfort him, instantly making him happier after he was teased by the Slytherins.

Both of you are very loyal and it would show throughout your relationship.

Neville would love being affectionate, constantly holding your hand, guiding you as yous walk with his arm around your shoulder or waist.

He would be ready for every mood. Hungry? He will take you to the kitchens. Sleepy? He will have a cosy blanket and pillows ready. Sad? He will play your favourite music and have your favourite sweeties ready to try and cheer you up

A different side of Neville would show when he was with you, he’d make jokes, start conversations, just be a lot more confident than normal.

Finally, I think Neville would be eager to learn about different crystals, I mean it’s the least he could do after making you listen to him talk about new plants for hours.