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the "L" in lily stands for lesbian and the "G" in regulus stands for gay.

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james : so who where the pants in the relationship?

Remus: actually i-

sirius cutting him off: we both don't. we both are horny as fvck, so we don't bother even wearing them ;)

james: ...

james: right lemme go and have a dip in holy water-

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regulus: do u like cigarette after sex?

james: oh no i don't really smoke, but i won't mind if you do, i just don't-

regulus: i meant the band...

james:

james: well-

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i need a online relationship jegulus au, so me and my girl can actually relate to one :/

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"pretty boy" by "joji" is the most barty crouch jr song!! "if i don't lead where will they go? they follow my every move" like we know evan joined voldy for barty, and coz he follow his every move!!!!!

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ROSESTARKILLERCHASER ARE SO NWSAKAKK I LOVE THEM

Some fourth year: James! Regulus is cheating on you!

James: Really?

Fourth Year: Yeah, I just saw him and Barty making out in the library

James: huh. Good for them. Now if you’ll excuse me, I must find pretty boy Rosier

Fourth year: ….what

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james and sirius being so co dependent is famous enough. i want more of pandora and regulus being co dependent!! they both don't do anything without telling other, there is no such thing of privacy between them istg

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regulus is a black cat, evan is a golden cat and barty is a raccoon, no argument.

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regulus, james, evan and barty are in love, they love each other so much, they take care of eachother so much, aprt from sex. They just kiss and cuddle together <3

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i created a rosestarkillerchaser fest :)

i'll probably repeat it several times because i suck at promoting stuff, but if you're interested, come check it out :)

rosestarkillerchaser stands for evan/regulus/barty/james.

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this ship is my new obsession and im lovin it

James: I AM BEGGING YOU

Reg: no.

James: but-

Barty: Jay, we can't get a dog, we don't have the space

James: turns to Evan with puppy eyes

Evan: ...........

James: .....Ev?

Evan: ......

Barty: Evan don't give in

Reg: EVAN SAY NO

James, holding up a puppy: we can call him pebbles

Evan: ............fine

Reg: OH FOR-

Barty: EVAN YOU CAN'T GIVE IN TO EVERYTHING HE SAYS

Evan: he did the puppy eyes guys

James: squealing with joy

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guys when zar came back on ao3, the word count of crimson rivers changed to 865, 000 from 864,930?? can someone tell me what has been changed?

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sirius and mary getting ready for a party together 💗💗

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little cute James talking about his days is so fucking cute

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LILY IS A LESBIAN LILY IS A LESBIAN

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Dark Remus. Remus who turned to Regulus after the prank. Becoming a master at card games and taking shots. Remus sneaking out after dark with Evan and Barty. Remus switching his jumpers for blazers. The whole of Slytherin remember that one party where Remus punched Snape, liquor in one hand, Regulus’ eyeliner, blood on his knuckles. Barty teaching him guitar. Dorcas letting him borrow her guitar. Chipped black nail polish. Smirks over breakfast, dark laughter during lessons. Pranks they get away with. Remus and Regulus flirting shamelessly while doing homework, stares as he walked in corridors. Putting Lily’s concealer in the bin, letting the light see his scars. Remus embracing the monster inside him as he lives amongst them: