#I live to spite god
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Every day, I think of ways to spite god

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My crises everyone :D
(If you know me irl I don't really care lmao I know what I've done and I'm not sorry:3)
#vanilla ice jojo#jojo's bizarre adventure#jjba part 3#jojos bizzare adventure fanart#merry christmas#merry crisis#jolly maxxing#i live to spite god#jjba
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Hello everyone. God had let me live to see another day and I am going to make it everyone’s problem.
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Does that mean you watched the new sonic movie?
If so, how did you like it?
Spoiler alert vvv
I have, and I did like it, but I dunno if I vibe with it as much as other people seem to do. TBF I've never loved the live action Sonic movies, they're decent enough but definitely not my favorite piece of Sonic media. That being said, this was probably my favorite out of the movies so far? They have improved a lot since the first one which is great to see.
One thing I think the movie did great was the action scenes, the coreography and animation was so fun and impactful and incredibly exciting to see! I also think the movie did a good job on selling us on Shadow's and Maria's friendship in a short period of time, that little montage of the two of them just doing a bunch of silly goofy shenanigans was really endearing. The wholesome innonsence of it all makes Maria's death hurt way more.
EXTRA spoiler, but arguably one of the things that made me the most excited in ghe movie was the post credit scene where Amy showed up LMAOOOO I've been waiting for her to show up. And I exepcted Metal Sonic to show up sooner or later in these movies, but I didn't expect a whole army of them haha but that seems like a fun idea.
#i have a hard time expressing my problems with the movies other than ''i just don't vibe with them'' lmao#maybe it's a pacing issue? you can always vaugely complain about pacing without explaining yourself it always works /hj#okay one big problem i have is with the whole trope of video game adaptations always being like:#''put video game character in real world!'' or ''put real person in video game world!''#like I DONT CARE ABOUT THE REAL WORLD i'm here for the fictional stuff??#why tf do they think they always have to involve irl stuff i don't get it?? 😭#i wanna see sonic's world goddamit#this is why i prefer the comics smh#my enjoyment of the movies are completely in spite of their real world setting#i also don't see the point in a live action sonic movie other than the fact that live action makes more money than animation#sonic is such an extremely cartoony character he belongs in animation it's his natural habitat#oh god this became long af#i didn't wanna complain a bunch in the main post so it all ended up here lmaooo#tizel talk#sonic movie#sonic movie 3#sonic movie 3 spoilers#sonic movie spoilers#sonic the hedgehog
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i don't often stray from the fandom theme of this blog but. this holiday season, if you are in charge of putting up christmas lights in a public space (i.e. absolutely anywhere outside of your private home where nobody else can see them), SET IT TO LITERALLY ANY OTHER MODE THAT ISN'T STROBING OFF ITS TITS. there WILL be some poor bastard passing by them who WILL get dazed, hurt, disoriented, violently sick, collapse into a seizure, or all of the above. jesus christ this isn't that hard to keep in mind.
reblogs appreciated.
#catxt#god i am so tired#i live in a huge city with zero regulation re:blinking lights#and like every other business is mandated to decorate inside and out#and nobody thinks about this in spite of light sensitivity being common knowledge#every holiday season it becomes dangerous for me to be outside and all i can do is yell on social media#about to start killing people over this hashtag disability wrongs
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i saw a post that was like "the reason bones is always frowning is bc whenever he smiles, everyone in a 3 mile radius falls madly in love w him" and i think that is so true tbh
(anyways bonus spones scribble. ur welcome:

#star trek#star trek tos#tos#leonard mccoy#bones mccoy#spones#spock#spock/mccoy#deforest kelley#by god i have like 3 reasons left to live and de's smile is a good 2.5 of em#ok like all jokes aside im fine?? generally lmao#but i have a KILLER headache#and i spectacularly screwed up a midterm but im avoiding prepping for my next one tmr out of pure spite#jfc#ive been on an art and writing kick for the last few days it is absolutely DIRE#hell of a first post really#but yeah deforest kelley is so so pretty#ow my head#im being puppeteered via my hair by the muses and i have no control over my creations but damn wish me luck tmr im well n truly screwed#but hey DEFOREST KELLEY<3333 so worth it
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"You could never get rid of us."
"Of course I can't."
💕(🚇⚡)
(Added this to the recent chapter of the collection)
#nimbasa trio#submas#nimbasabattleshipping#conductorshipping#subway boss ingo#subway boss emmet#gym leader elesa#subway boss nobori#subway boss kudari#elesa#thirdrailshipping#they are living in my head rent free#they're so soft for each other#flustered elesa will never not stop being something i love#you just got this confident girlboss who's got it all#but melts immediately when near her lovers#god i wish that were me—#someone threw hate at me#Spite gives me motivation to draw#and so I drew this in retaliation
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freestyle shitposting with the Huldra Bros (+some other guys but this ain't about them)
and an alternative take for the first one:

#god of war#god of war ragnarok#brok#sindri#huldra brothers#gow brok#gow sindri#kratos#atreus#freya#gow freya#meme#shitpost#>>mango(t)art#lbr brok has not bathed for actual dwarven centuries#he doesn't know what a ''skincare routine'' is (or he does but he does not care for it)#also i think the reason brok is such a joy of a character is because he's just a ball of unfiltered ballin'#he goes through life not giving a fuck and doing incredible things on a whim in spite of everything#gods monsters undead or immortal he don't care he knows he's a great blacksmith and can kick ass so he does and says as he pleases#he lives in the intersection of ''fuck it we ball'' and ''hold my beer'' that lands squarely in the zone of hell yeah each time#also they're playing hnefatafl in the 3rd one but i don't know enough of the rules to know if their board is legal#but given brok. i mean. does it matter?#also that 4th one isn't that literally every interaction with the dwarves in game fsdlsdwlh
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Augh no one cares because we're chatting about Dreamnap on Shadoune's gay French event, but I'm thinking about the god of the wild au
The vulnerability of all the rituals that the humans in the dsmp make for Dream. He's am animal born God, he doesn't naturally have rituals or offerings, or even clothes! But they make them for him
Tommy and Wilbur spend months studying all sorts of Gods, tearing their practices apart and making them Dream's. Everyone finds their own way to honor Dream and feed him devotion in a way that they didn't need to. None of this is natural to him, none of this is needed. But they still do it. They still write prayers and make up dances and make hand made plates to hold fruit and milk and honey.
When Dream shows up dressed in embroidery and gold that's Tommy pulling him aside to dress him in the clothes he made. It's all handmade, it's all trust, it's all domestication and care and so much love. It's all human instinct.
#the dog barks#god of the wild#for all that Dream makes them animals they make Dream human#or well. idk. they dont make Dream human but they love him like humans#and he loves them back by bowing his head and letting them dress him letting them feed him#if anyone is wondering why Wilbur and Tommy are so... uh... religious I guess? why they study it so much#you know when you're spiraling really hard and you grab into anything to keep your attention off it?#yeah#no time for depression when you can figure out how to convert this summoning ritual for an animal god#or make an entire new robe set#plus they could feel Dream in limbo#wherever they were was not the traditional place where humans or animals go when they die#it was so warm. hot. like fresh blood#it pulsed under their hands like a beating heart#Wilbur had just that for company for so long. when he comes back the world seems to cold and quiet in comparison#being in a rabbit burrow could fix Revivebur#(also. uh. Phil was a little pushy about Kristen's worship when they lived with him)#(its at least a little spite and rebellion)#...what do I tag this#dsmp au#dreblr#the footnotes
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STARDOM ☆ 7.28.24 ☆ SAPPORO WORLD RENDEZVOUS mayu acts as wingman to help hanan pin tam
#stardom#stardom wrestling#mayu iwatani#hanan#tam nakano#natsupoi#joshi puroresu#stardomedit#wrestlingedit#ogifs#owrestling#flashing gif#id in alt#im never sure how much detail to give for these.. also no guarantee any move names are actually accurate. im giving it my best lol.#this match was so cute so fun <3....#mayu's priorities ARE 1) loving her girls and 2) being petty and spiteful and mean and having fun with it esp wrt tam#and idk breaking her neck goes somewhere in there too or whatever#at the end of the match as mayu and hanan's arms are being raised by the ref in vistory#mayu is only looking at tam still lying on the mat with like. pure glee on her face#hanan's arm is still in the air and she's delighted for herself for this being the biggest win of her career so far#but mayu's only paying attention to tam and drops down to her hunkers to hold the iwgp belt in her face#shes SOO funny. icon of stardom forever and ever.#i love when girls use each other as weapons i hope they do it forever#ALSO oh my god when mayu stops people getting into the ring by just holding them in place and beating the side of their head over and over#like with natsupoi in the 4th gif. funniest shit in the world i love it so much#she did that with i believe mina at the philly show but i dont think the cameras caught it#so delighted we got to see it live there <3.. god mayu rules#anyway hanan getting the win here felt like a bigger deal in the moment before the 5star happened. lol 😔#i still want tam doing a gauntlet run of having a rematch with everyone that beat her in the 5star#maybe hanan can squeeze into that for a red belt shot
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Vent art cause im pissed about recent events
its gore btw, i just really needed to get it out of my system
man fuck this shit. i hope it gets better, but im not gonna bet on it, so maybe i just gotta hope on things getting way worse for them instead.
#fuck elon musk#fuck trump#fuck jordan peterson#fuck pierre poilievre#god hate it here can we bring back the french revolution#can we burn down the whitehouse again#it would be really nice pretty please#elongated muskrat#trumplethinskin#for the point of being mean i hope he dies in the most humiliating way possible it would be funny#on a lighter note#protect trans kids#protect trans people#protect womens rights#hands off our rights#free palestine#and stay safe out there#keep living out of spite#dont let those pigs scare you#lets make bacon
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WIP WHENEVER
Tagged by @ghostoffuturespast (thank you!!! just the motivation i needed to do some more writing!)
I've decided to share a little preview of the next chapter of Secure Your Soul (my Corpo!V never leaves Arasaka AU), including the chapter art.
from Chapter 10 - A Good Idea at the Time
It didn’t take long for her Excalibur to arrive. V’s optics traced its hovering form at the building’s edge, hatch open and waiting, but she knew that from Jackie’s perspective, it was completely invisible. In the distant skyline, the blinking lights of a Trauma Team AV-4 loomed closer, cutting through the night as it raced toward Konpeki Plaza. They couldn’t afford any unnecessary hesitation. “It’s here,” she told him. She’d already removed her shoes, and she held one in each hand as she readied herself. “Jump exactly where I jump. Ready?” Jackie’s eyes darted to hers, then focused past her to the open air beyond. He adjusted his grip on the Relic’s box, shifted one leg back, and put his weight onto it. A 1,500 foot drop below them, and he had only her lead to guide him. And she’d been pointing a gun at him not even ten minutes ago. Quite the roller coaster of a night. “All right,” he said, “Ready.” As she bent her knees, she felt the charge build in her fortified ankles—an electric tension winding tight, ready to spring. Then she leaped.
And there it is... the very first part of the next misadventure...
Tagging (no pressure ofc and i'm seconding what ghost said, you don't have to share writing either it could be anything you're working on that you want to share and doesn't even really have to be fandom related) @merge-conflict, @milkywayes, and @mirandaputsherbestbuttforward.
#wips#fanfiction#cyberpunk 2077#tag games#god talk about a trust fall am i right?#those two really are bonded in fire#i really strive to accurately capture how they managed to become so close even though they are so different#and that's the thing. they both get up to so much danger. and they just end up saving each other's lives over and over and over again.#and after a while you start to trust that person in spite of yourself#even if a part of you feels like there's an expiration date to the relationship
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I just realized I'm probably on a blacklist. Oh well, blacklist this:
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yeah okay mithrun dungeon meshi. yeah okay. Yeah. okay.
#mithrun#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#i relate so hard to them#extremely capable but needs a caretaker#lost all motivation in a fight with god#lack of wanting weaponized against that which caused the lack of wanting#sprite driven individual#who then gets what he wants out of spite and has to keep living#god why is he so me#like the gender this man gives me is incredible#my art
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you're making gale better. i'm making him worse. i'm saying "what if we slow down and apply the scientific method to this whole apotheosis plan but like, definitely we do try it"
#lynn blogs#ellery quinn#bg3#gale dekarios#i feel like it's easier for me to dissuade him from the crown when i'm not romancing him. possibly also if ellery weren't ellery but#when you don't romance him his motives come across largely as spiting mystra (bad motive; best revenge is living well etc etc)#he makes some good points in the boat scene!!!#interspersed with 'and then i'd be enough for you' which is a bad point#ellery voice if i wanted a god i'd proposition withers
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woke up n 5 minutes later got a nose bleed fuck my stupid strider life
#chronic nosebleed haver here#chronic everything haver here i am constantly suffering#god wants me dead but i live on through spite
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