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to be clear, I love the horror vibes. just not for this playlist

making a musical theatre playlist for gale bc Of Course I Am and hey. Finale (Pippin) makes me want to tear my hair out

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Joanna Gleason as The Baker's Wife, Into The Woods (1987)

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Dont listen to this one actually listen to the og. revival has serious horror vibes at the end

making a musical theatre playlist for gale bc Of Course I Am and hey. Finale (Pippin) makes me want to tear my hair out

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making a musical theatre playlist for gale bc Of Course I Am and hey. Finale (Pippin) makes me want to tear my hair out

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Becoming a writer is great because now you have a hobby that haunts you whenever you don’t have time to do it

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VOLUNTEERS Abbott Elementary (2021)

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I always hate it when people are all “so do you go to school, or are you working, or” and I either have to

make up some lie, or

eventually get around to “I am not working because of depression/anxiety,” and subsequently have to deal with whatever bullshit-riddled and completely unsolicited opinions on mental illness this stranger feels obligated to share with me.

So my therapist was like, “You don’t have to do either. You can just say you haven’t worked in a while because you’re recovering from an illness.”

I tried it when the home inspector was here today, and it fucking worked. He was like, “oh, I’m sorry, are you doing better now,” and I’m like yeah, and don’t worry, it’s not contagious, awkward laugh, and we moved on.

MY THERAPIST. IS A GENIUS. Because it is an illness, so it’s not a lie to say that, and it’s also none of his business to know specifically what it is, and I clearly don’t want to give more details, so we should move on from this topic. MY THERAPIST IS A GODDAMN GENIUS.

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i for one plan to be more insane about platonic relationships in 2025

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I came all the way out to this haunted castle because I thought you wanted to eat me, but here I am, helping you sign all these legal documents, all my blood still inside my body

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Number one rule in gaming: Never leave the character creator.

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hmmmm i know i am not strong enough to write multichapter but. gale leaving to pursue the crown and ellery tracking him down like "you thought you were leaving me out of your quest to Salvage and Recreate an Ancient Artifact? bitch. motherfucker" and then. idk i feel like things would change, somehow, if Gale weren't chasing his folly alone. also maybe they fuck angry about it.

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rough sketch of a friend’s dnd character (halfling pirate wizard)

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ellery voice don't go fucking around and finding out WITHOUT me I am coming with you and studying that fucking crown

you're making gale better. i'm making him worse. i'm saying "what if we slow down and apply the scientific method to this whole apotheosis plan but like, definitely we do try it"

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this is I think canonical for Ellery, and I honestly don't know how things would end up for him and Gale if the game let me say everything I wanted to ("I don't need you to be a god for me, but let's research this. together you dolt my Arcana is higher than yours at this point.")

you're making gale better. i'm making him worse. i'm saying "what if we slow down and apply the scientific method to this whole apotheosis plan but like, definitely we do try it"

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remember marina andrieski?

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i need her carnally...........

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the zest of life has vanished only the skeleton remains