#they are living in my head rent free

[raffi-cat]

i've been thinking about ranchers a lot lately

[leet911]

Sing Me To Sleep

Fandom: Affair (Thai TV Series) Relationship: Wan/Pleng Words: ~1300 Rating: G

Wan has never considered herself a musical person. She could appreciate it, but she never really understood it. But music made Pleng happy, and that was good enough for Wan. For that, Wan was always willing to listen.

Read it on AO3

[xero013]

Look at these three, definitely not troublemakers for sure.

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(Cringe 2022 vers.)

[multi-lefaiye]

OC KISS WEEK #1

yes i'm posting my first oc kiss week entry several days late. don't worry about it.

anyway! time to introduce my two new bitches: blade which strikes twice (aka twice) (he/they/it), a lifelong devotee to a powerful, ancient god of murder and bloodshed, and iliris somerset (he/him), the handsome stranger who charmed the pants off this little murderer and helped show them that they're a person with feelings and agency and deserve to live the life they *want* rather than the one they were forced into.

they're not sure how to feel about that at first.

these two characters have existed in my brain for only a few days, but i'm already so feral about them. so, i'm using oc kiss week to introduce em :3 hehe.

oc kiss week taglist (ask to be + or -): @void-botanist @skitzo-kero @anexor @vacantgodling @jezifster @kk7-rbs @addisons-damn-dialogue @written-in-gold

and then. y'know what. tagging the art taglist too. Look At My Art Boy (gender neutral). at least, the folks that i didn't already tag. (if you'd like not to be tagged in the rest of these, lmk!)

@lychniscitrus @transmasc-wizard @presidentquinn @midnight-and-his-melodiverse @approximately20eggs @albatris @rosesandartss @astonishednoodle @astral-runic @moonflowerrss @invaderskoodge @whonsper @chaieyestea

[priapussdick]

i hate to inform you all that billybabe brainrot is very much real and i need them in a new series like right now

[fionnalovesanimeboysandholo]

I love the little romance between Kantarou and Tsujita

[infernaltenor]

bsd stage play gettin me to draw things i hate, like perspective, side profiles, and hats

[teaboot]

Sometimes I think a lot about my mom's cat

My mom's cat is a common domestic shorthair we found on the side of the road as a kitten

Regular cat, not a maine coon or one of those massive breeds. His mom was smaller than a loaf of bread

But in a sort of a Clifford The Big Red Dog situation, he grew super fast, and really really big, and took a super long time to stop growing

Worried that she was overfeeding him, she eased back his portions, but he stayed a massive round baby

When he started having kidney problems, she took him to the vet.

The vet took a look at him and said, "holy fuck, what are you feeding him", checked the nutritional listings on his chow, and told her "Yeah, maybe he's reacting badly to the amount of grain in this, try a meatier diet"

So my mom wound up special-ordering this specific high-protein prescription cat food made of like. Kangaroo meat or some shit that cost like sixty bucks a bag

And, as typical act two in an episode of House, he somehow got worse on the fancy specialized stuff that was supposed to be Primo Athlete Olympic Feline Blend

Like. WAY worse. His guts were inflamed and his kidneys were shutting down and he was all sore and HE WAS STILL HUGE, just miserable and sad

So shetook him back to the vet, where they had to help him pee (he was apparently close to bursting and had some kind of blockage too) and went "Yeah no this is NOT normal and we don't know what's going on, we're gonna do some tests but in the meantime you should go back to what he was eating before, at least that wasn't actively killing him" so she did

And he still wasn't great, but he also improved

And so they take his blood and do an ultrasound and a couple g's later she gets a call back like "this is gonna sound crazy, but we want you to put him on a low-meat diet. Just the least amount of protein and iron and shit. We need you to find the grainiest, filler-iest dollar tree kibble available and give him some of that bad bad shit"

And my mother is a woman of science. So she did

And he GOT BETTER

His energy picked back up, inflammation went down, he started drinking normally again, got back to pissing like a fuckin champion

And so it turns out that out of all the random ass freeway bonus cats we possibly could have scooped out of a ditch, WE got the one-in-a-million freak of nature with a SPECIFIC genetic defect that means a paleo protein free range diet is essentially poison and he THRIVES on cheap ass garbage

Like. He medically NEEDS junk food

I dont really understand how that works, but i cant argue with results.

If we had four of him, they'd outweigh my mom. And he's FINE

Also blind, but that's unrelated

Im not using him as a symbol or a metaphor or anything. I just keep catching myself thinking about my mom's Big Fucking Cat

[lambment]

Dont know if you were joking about needing catboy references a couple of weeks back but here ya go

Theres one for sheep too if you need that

the sacred texts.... thank you for bestowing it upon me

[krembruleed]

beach episode?

[needlenxggin]

"Did you seriously change your ringtone to the sailor moon theme?"

"Yes."

"You're such a weeb."

[isjasz]

do you remember

[xero013]

"You could never get rid of us."

"Of course I can't."

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(Added this to the recent chapter of the collection)

[midaskey]

And remember... don't lose your head!

[sagisbrainrot]

Binghe better than me cause if Shen Yuan looked at me like this I would’ve gotten him pregnant within 3 business days

[slayerscake]

You think they had to remix the VM symbol so they wouldn't get sued by gmail