frogs, just frogs. and I don't have money I will only share asks. no money. none. what did you expect I'm a bunch of frogs I can't get a job.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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*gentle bonk*
reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube
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youtube is pulling this bullshit again
praying for the firefox gods to save me once more...
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tf2 actually getting a real ending after all these years made me genuinely emotional when i was reading it last night. what a surreal moment.
i love this stupid fucking game and would go back and do it all again in a heartbeat. release a physical version trade of the comics please valve i will pay whatever you want.
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WHO THE FUCK LEAKED MY LAST NAME OH GOD THEY RELEASED THE SEVENTH COMIC OH FUCK WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE CHILDREN-
*begins morphing into a father jeremy scout man in a fit of screams and flesh manipulation noises think like when youre cutting meat and you squish it in your hand you got that? good youre the best*
Hey there, how's it goin'?
oh my fucking god he speaks in cursive
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(I did post this on TikTok but i wanted to also post it here)
Am the only one who noticed that the first time scout talks to us (which is in his meet the team video) he threatening us and say that we won’t survive in his situation
But then the last time (I believe the last time) he talks to us (which is the 7th comic) he thanks us and tells us he happy we stuck with them
I love his character development they took this arrogant and annoying young Boston boy and turned him into a happy goofy single dad with 4 kids, i love it!!!!
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A bad man can do good things, but a good man will do legally bad things to do the morally right thing.
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❗AVOID THESE PEDOPHILES AT ALL COSTS! ❗
I was scrolling through Tumblr and came across a post of KNOWN PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR (many of which have or want to rape actual children/minors)
THERE ARE ACTUAL PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR TRYING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH MINORS ON TUMBLR
PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS LIST AND KEEP OUR MINORS SAFE
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This is the one thing i WILL say is human nature. Treating small humans or animals/sick humans or animals/hurt humans or animals like children. Not that it's right, but... I'm pretty sure it's how we domesticated animals.
Sorry about you having to deal with this :(
Wild concept that shouldn’t be wild and the coldest take ever: disabled adults are *adults* and not just children trapped in adult bodies
Disabled adults have sex
Disabled adults do drugs
Disabled adults curse
Disabled adults get piercings and tattoos
Disabled adults can make adult decisions and act and behave like adults because we are adults
It’s just so weird for people to constantly infantilize me all because of my mobility aids when I’m not a child!!!
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He looks...
Scrunchy. :)
Deep in thought. Do you all find this picture as cute as I do? 🥹
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She's like... John doe's pretty sister. We need to love her.
Anyway imma go murmer jimmers
Anya Mouthwashing
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Widdle waddle widdle waddle widdle waddle widdle waddle hi :)
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when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck
I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off
anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received
“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”
14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking
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