#I literally can’t believe it sometimes
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John: I am a fractured part of the king in yellow, a master deceiver and persuader, manipulator of mankind
Also John, trying to get Arthur to do anything: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CAN WE GO TO NEW YORK PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
#he is so violently unsubtle#and it WORKS#I literally can’t believe it sometimes#he’s lucky Arthur loves him and trusts him to a stupid degree or he’d be FUCKED#malevolent#malevolent podcast#hyde chatter
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Dipper and Mabel’s parents should count themselves lucky it took 40 years for these two losers to reconcile
#gravity falls#book of bill#ford pines#stanford pines#mabel pines#stanley pines#grunkle stan#dipper pines#Stan pines#mason pines#shermie pines#Sherman pines#Mr.pines#Mrs.pines#young Mabel and dipper#based on a tiktok I saw#they put a drill battery(willingly) into a kids car and it was so fast#the kids also would immediately crash into the fence as soon as they were let free#it was so them#Stan doesn’t mind being a little abnormal with his gifts sometimes but fords particular brand of weirdness can be too much even for him#au if they reconciled instead of Ford falling into the portal#I can’t believe after all thsi time we know Bills parents names but not dipper and Mabel’s#their names are even literally apart of the twins names😭
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💅🏻 real hot girl shit 💅🏻
(posting selfies that basically look the same at 3am for attention)
#I can’t believe I literally look like this like ????#wow honestly. I feel so hot rn#sometimes I’m like wow I’m so fucking hot but most times I’m like yeah I’m hot fucking garbage lmfao#there’s never an in between#no middle ground. just all or nothing baybee#and I’m like. I looked good yesterday. I could’ve brought god to his knees if he saw me yesterday#but that’s then and rn I look like a certified bridge troll 😎#introvert Serena has spawned to rest and recover from todays socializing so I can deal with my mother on Saturday 🙃#so we have gone full blown hobbit bro#certified fatherless behavior
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Imagine being Yozora and one day you just wake up and you’re some guy’s DeviantArt lovechild OC. That would be wild-
(Said “guy” being Tetsuya Nomura)
Credit + Individual drawings below
(Disclaimer: The character, Soku, is not mine, and the reference I used to draw her was by xxpunkgrlxx on DeviantArt. I just thought I should give credit, as it felt wrong not to, but I’m also very sorry if this was something you wanted to bury forever. I do love the paopu hair clip a lot, though, and the outfit as a whole is a very cute and well thought out combination!)
Soku:
Yozora:
We should bring back the “Xx_username_xX” thing with names, it was cool af-
#yozora#kingdom hearts#Soku#Soriku#at least tangentially…#Istg I need to actually draw something for it sometime so I can stop just saying that LMAO#no but literally why is he like that-#I can’t believe we have a canon Soriku lovechild OC recolor now#these games are the best- I love them so much#stuff I made
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Sometimes you have to make shitty little OCxCanon comics to keep yourself sane
Sorry @mysticalcats I stole ur oc (foxglove)
#see so I say that but I literally lost my mind creating this I almost gave myself a lobotomy at least 5 times#can. can you tell I don’t know how to draw people kissing. can. can you tell#hahshsshhahsbshsghshshddghhiiygfdanan#I almost criedddddd#bright side!!!!! Vicci and foxglove turned out SUPER cute especially foxglove funky little guy#in case it isn’t clear they’re talking about moths in the first panel#idk man I just thought this would be funny and it still kind of is#‘was that ur gf?’#‘my what’#abahshs#Bluebelle’s silliest moment (fell in love)#anyhow SHOUTOUT TO GREAT COMET AND THE MABEL PODCAST HOLY FUCK#actually would have dropped off the face of the earth if not for them#teeeeeheeeeeeeeeeeeee *dies explodes burns drowns*#rip tear shred maim#I can’t believe I’m posting this girlskies#what you all must think of me lmaoooooo#ANYWAY live laugh love you starlight express#the kiss (yk the one) is keeping me sane#evil men polycule fr#Chaumet you’re next#expect Bluebeard to appear too because I think I’m funny sometimes#cats the musical#cats musical#oc x canon#cats oc#jellicle oc#victoria cats#cats victoria#sorah’s silly scribbles
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Looks like that video is about a month & a half after The Trade and trevors broken ankle 😣
re: this video… anon 😭 i had suspicions but it is so much worse to have them confirmed that really was like. trevor’s first Public Appearance without jamie AND post-broken ankle which is traumatic in and of itself no wonder every beat reporter was like ‘oh yeah trevor’s just devastated’
wouldn’t you be miserable too if your best friend just got traded and your body betrayed you and what if it was maybe all your fault!!!
#bestie thank you so much for fact-checking me 🙏🙏🥰🥰 i love when y’all come in my inbox & answer the questions i yell into the void of my tag#we are Suffering about trevor TOGETHER in this house. if i scrolled all the way to the bottom of my drafts i think i could find even more#heartbreaking content from before The Trade but we don’t need to suffer that much otherwise the penguin cup of tea is really irish coffee#confirms ALL of my theories about miserable trevor leaning into mason for comfort because in some universes that’s THEIR boyfriend who left#liv in the replies#trevor zegras#mason mctavish#need to go lay on the floor about this one folks. do you think trevor said he would only do it if mason came if he could sit next to mason#right at the end where people were rushing out not stopping to talk tired by the end of the line and not even thinking just to guarantee he#wouldn’t get asked anything because he still has a hard time believing it’s real he keeps thinking jamie’ll be there especially w/his ankle#i’m sure he doesn’t have a great time with stairs so he probably will nap on the couch sometimes and that moment right when he first wakes#up to the bang of the door and he doesn’t quite know he’s awake yet and he thinks it’s jamie coming in? heartbreaker right there bud. sorry#ALSO because I can’t say it and leave it alone I almost put that last bit strictly in the tags but like. there’s gotta be some part of#trevor that knows it’s nothing to do with him but still naïvely believes that if he’d maybe been there if he hadn’t been injured things#could have worked out differently if he’d been there and it’s his fault his ankle broke and do you remember all the interviews jamie gave#about how you never think you’ll be traded and how strange it is to be moving and now i need you to take that naïveté times 1000 for trevor#who of course he never even pictures jamie leaving they were building the core together!!! why would they ever get rid of him!! and if only#trevor had been there to show how important jamie was. what would he have done? literally nothing but that does not stop the emotional guil#from enveloping trevor like a rain cloud and making him sit in mason’s apartment with ice cream bowl in hand. holistic treatment l
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One thing that I don't understand about UK terfs is that if trans women prisoners are just men in dresses trying to get into women's prisons to rape some more, why aren't y'all advocating for compulsory bottom surgeries as soon as they are convicted and claim transgenderism, then? According to your laws, vaginas can't rape.
Well for starters, I’m from the US. If that helps.
And most gender critical feminists that I’ve seen do advocate for surgical requirements in order to change your listed sex on any official documents, if they support changing your sex on documents at all.
So if you have to legally change your gender to female to be housed in a women’s prison, and you have to have surgery to change your gender, then any trans woman in a female prison would in fact have had bottom surgery already.
But given the fact that libfems get very upset when gc feminists say this, it seems like this ask was not in good faith lol.
#the way this statement is so fucking disjointed lol#what laws?#who’s laws are they? last time I checked I didn’t work in politics#it sounds like this person is saying we SHOULD be advocating for this#when we literally sometimes are lol#and yet this is also not an acceptable opinion to libfems so#what do they really want from us#I’m not even gonna bother with the bullshit about ‘vaginas can’t rape’ either#anyone who thinks radfem believe that doesn’t listen anyway
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as local ritsuposter, curious what your thoughts on ritshou, or at least their friendship, are. theyre my personal fav mp100 ship bc i think theyre hilarious, like what the hell is wrong with them.
i think i prefer them as friends or qpps to romantic (Cannot imagine them kissing. hashtag aromantic), but their dynamic is awesome either way. they’re ride-or-die in the way that only closeted queer teens with familial issues who only met each other 5 minutes ago can be. their first interaction was ritsu being beaten unconscious and their second was when shou faked ritsu’s death burned his house down and invited him on a fun patricide trip. they match each others freak to a level that would be dangerous to the public if they didn’t balance each other out enough to be almost normal if you ignore that they’re both kind of lunatics. they’re Polite Young Boys who would pause their shenanigans to help an old lady load her groceries into her car. they fucking go fishing together they’re fishing buddies. actually hold on i drew a post canon ritshou thing like 2 weeks ago (featuring my transfem ritsu headcanon)
tldr i’m not one for romance typically and especially not in a show like mp100 that has such emphasis on platonic bonds but also ritshou is awesome they’re so.
#ask!!#ghost!!#mp100#mp100 spoilers#the fishing buddies thing is so funny#you Know that for months they were texting each other like ‘we should totally hang out sometime’ and then never doing it#until one day ritsu snaps and is like ‘no were actually doing it this time. fuck uh fishing do you like fishing let’s go fishing together’#and now it’s their Thing#ritsuposting#ritshou#fuck can’t believe i didn’t even go into like the ways they’re drawn to each other#how ritsu embodies shous ideas of responsibility#or how ritsu helps shou in the world domination arc#bc he wants to see that it’s possible for Someone Like Him to calm their more powerful family member down from a rampage#like. i literally have the manga panels for that bit#1st base is beating him unconscious to bait his brother into fighting#2nd base is burning his house down + faking his death and inviting him to kill your dad with you#3rd base is going fishing together
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Great googley moogley it’s all going to shit! Every day becomes exponentially more terrifying!
And all perfectly timed to just right at the start of what’s supposed to be my adult life where I get my shit together and be useful and productive!
#we’re cooked#we’re doomed#idk the end is nigh or whatever god damn#I just wanna be able to live in my own house and draw a guy sometimes without the ever present threat of the horrors is that too much#apparently yeah cause houses aren’t achievable anymore but man#m a n#especially if you didn’t/couldn’t go to college and aren’t capable of working most jobs#doesn’t help there’s the chance some part of my existence might be suddenly illegal or extremely dangerous yippie!#the options are literally 1. people die 2. people die what the hell do you even do man#how the fuck is this the election I’m gonna get forced to be a part of we’re living in hell#and nobody around me believes it’ll get bad yay great oh so wonderful#I can’t wait to lose rights and cause millions of deaths regardless of who gets chosen#I think one of these days I’m literally just gonna die of stress#it’ll either be a stroke or a heart attack or cancer or uh well ya know#we’re fucked#we’re screwed#I wanna have some kind of an actually visible break down but ive suppressed everything so much that I don’t outwardly emote much anymore :)#and the constantly dissociating thing too I guess#if you ever think ‘oh yeah I can just think of guy in a situation that’s so cool’ don’t it’s a trap—#although tbh this would be significantly worse without it so uh law of equivalent exchange I guess#fuck fuck fuck anyway#not putting this in the main tags#definitely deleting this later#if anyone in my house got any hints that I may or may not have different opinions than them well uh I’m financially dependent on them so um#literally wouldn’t have anywhere to go if anything happened#oh we’re really in it now Simon#hell world#there’s like what 7 genocides going on too I hate everything I hate everything I hate everything#I can’t do anything to help anyone either cause I don’t have a job and I could get kicked out or treated badly at home for it#not that anyone thinks very highly of me at home anyway I am kinda family disappointment number 2 I pretty sure
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can’t believe i’m experiencing “i cant watch anything because nothing else will be as good as this” over BRYCE a show by brandon rogers.
#sometimes i remember that bastard exists and it’s over for me#that show was literally three episodes long WHY IS IT DESTROYING ME LIKE THIS WTF#brcu#<- can’t believe this tag exists. brandon rogers cinematic universe. im in awe. what a beautiful time to be alive.#anyway im okay i just need to stop thinking about bryce tankthrust
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sometimes i feel so hopeless about the world. but then i drive up the hills on a chilly evening as the winters approach, stare down at my town and share a few cigarettes and a few joints with a friend over a cup of lemon chai while our 420 playlists alternate in the background and for a moment there my existence transcends the material.
for a moment there the world isn’t hopeless. i’m none of my social identities and contexts, i’m just a being and force of life flows freely through me. my friend and i don't exchange a word, occasionally smiling at each other. for a moment there i am happy, for a moment there, i find this world worth saving, and for a moment there, i know what being human really means.
#well until ofc all this lovely euphoria flies away cuz i realise i am an intoxicated woman in a secluded area#didn’t want to add it in the tags cuz honestly very few things in life make me feel this way.#i love my hometown#i hope they stop urbanising it further and ruining it#literally when did we grow up sm#i miss when this was an everyday routine post tuitions while our parents called asking us to return home asap#i can’t believe it’s been so many years since then#occasionally a friend and i sync being in out home town at the same time and relive these moments#i kinda miss my parents constantly calling the fear of getting caught made us roll so fast lmao#text posts#desi tumblr#musings#random thoughts#artist life#life is good sometimes#aesthetic poetry#writings on the wall
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Not only is my therapist hella supportive of my weird ass goal in therapy to learn shapeshifting (in whatever ways are feesable but especially in dreams) and is cool with all the negative thoughts being a monster comes with (daydreaming about hurting and eating people as a monster doesn’t make me a bad person), but they are roping in a literal shaman to help me out. That’s only part of the reason why, I’m also plagued with sleep hallucinations that are distressing (these are unaffected by my antipsychotics directly as it isn’t psychosis so I’m not gonna request med changes). That is probably the more pressing matter for them but I will be sure to tie it back to my desperate need to be a monster. I need to figure out how to satisfy this need for my mental wellbeing. I want it so bad I have literally offered my soul to entities I perceive as real and evil, hell I do it completely unprompted at times. The fact that I believe it is real and do potentially dangerous things is alarming to me when awake and have my wits about me. It’s essentially like I am drunk and wandering up to random people with a weird request. Some have gently told me they can’t do that, some are rude and tell me horrible things about me and why I don’t deserve to be happy.
Part of this is being billed to my insurance company, which is funny to me, do have to pay the shaman but my therapist is so cool they are not charging me for their time even though it is over the hour limit. They are helping me out because they care/worry about me and it is very nice to feel supported.
#I’m actually not the most spiritual person but am willing to do anything to feel correct#pretty much any attempt at woo leads back to wanting to be a monster#otherkin#monsterkin#therian#my psychiatrist knows I have weird dreams and hallucinations but has no clue what they are and how to treat that#I will let her know they have been increasing#she hurt my feelings by once saying I had a delusion so I’m not sharing anything further than that#it does not matter if I am delusional because a) I refuse to try any other antipsychotic#for fear of side effects#and b) if I’m delusional then believing in a cure hard enough will make it work#placebo effect or mind over matter or whatever#I literally do not care all I know is other people are successful at doing what I want to do#text post#wearing a fursuit helps actually but those are my characters not me#I’m not at a point where I can comfortably commission someone else to do it for me#I do not actually linger too much on the gore aspect#I’d like to I think I ought to really think of the implications of what I want to do#but also obviously I will not literally physically be a monster so don’t plan on hurting anyone#sometimes I look at gore deliberately and am like hmmm#what’s this suppose to be doing this ought to be titillating me#however simulated gore in movies and art is DEF my thing#love to see a monster brutalizing a person#but looking at a bear attack victim with the same injuries I’m like hmmmm ok#I want to tear people limb from limb and eat them#but looking at a real person eaten and torn limb from limb is like ehhh to me#hearing about videos or pictures of people INTENTIONALLY hurt and tortured upsets me can’t do that#I don’t want to hurt people in the people way#just a predator way#it’s not cannibalism fantasies btw not cannibalism if you are not human
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i don’t know what side of tumblr i ended up on but i’ve seen three post from the same fandom that are terribly exclusionary + elitist wtf complaining about people bringing their own culture into their fics as being ‘inaccurate’ is crazyyyyyy these people are writing brilliant prose FOR FREE! for our enjoyment! if i click on a coffee shop au and the cafe happens to be in french canada then guess what? i’m putting my whimsy glasses on and learning about quebecquoi coffee culture AND my blorbos are going to kiss
#sorry for the rant i just can’t believe my eyes!! it’s crazy!!#i’m not going to name anything but literally it makes me want to scream sometimes#personal#rant
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Doodles for a fic I’ve been brainstorming that involves them having to deal with a PAKless smeet for a bit. Zim is 100% not jealous of a baby running it’s antenna all over his nemesis nope nope not him.
#invader zim#zadr#dib membrane#Zim will fight that baby#he is literally that real bros of simi valley skit#yo dib come and get your boy#sometimes I like to give Zim fruity little matching white gogo boots and gloves#also I can’t believe this is the first time I’ve drawn Gir since I was like 15#I will not settle on an art style#chellos art tag#I will also note that he’s about to brawl with a toddler for feeling up Dib’ hair thing when he was Literally™️ just doing it himself
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my family watched the diary of a wimpy kid movie today & I know I make fun of people on here who get into serious fights over like. someone hating a character you like or whatever but the inverse of that is definitely when someone can’t handle that people will have human reactions to stories. at the end when the mom is dancing to rodrick’s music I said “I don’t know what makes her think it’s ok to pretend to be supportive now when she wasn’t even gonna let him perform” & my dad was like “it’s just a fictional story rose.” like. ok? guess that means I should watch it with a blank stare & have no thoughts feelings or reactions because it’s fictional lol
#he was being extra annoying tbh he also didn’t like that I like. laughed really hard at some parts#like dude it’s a comedy. sorry for laughing?#idk he just gets like that sometimes he also went off int my brother in front of my brothers friends just for using the porch fire#& yelled at my sister over literally nothing soooo. I think he was just in a mood#but I had to share this one with tumblr cause this is the reacting to movies site lol#also I loved diary of a wimpy kid haha can’t believe I’d never seen it that movie was so funny & cute#rose.txt
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about to be sooo nosy so. my apologies. but. morgan frost? girlfriend? do share (or don’t! again this is so nosy i’m sorry)
for legal purposes i can neither confirm nor deny anything about morgan and his girlfriend but afaik i think he’s single right now? at one point (within the past four years 😭) he did for sure have a girlfriend and that is the extent of my wag knowledge
#anon PLEASE i am the nosiest person in the world i understand i want to know everything. ever. however#because i have no evidence and don’t want to spread unfounded rumors i will state for the jury i am not a gossip blog#& anything i say should be taken with a grain of salt. or a vsco deep dive & also maybe a dig into the flyers media archives. wrt UNfounded#but i will gossip in your dms because it’s a vital method of communication and important for community building.#also i’m like 95% sure i just osmosed the fact that morgan and his girlfriend broke up sometime earlier in the hockey season from someone#else (probably flyerskay) and accepted it at face value like absolutely i’d trust kay with my life. she would never lie to me and therefore#i can’t be lying to you. i can’t remember morgan’s gf’s name tho but i can like. vividly remember her artsy possessive vsco photos 😭 help#that man posts more about tom petty than he does anyone else in his life besides joel so really how would we know if hes posted her less#the answer is we wouldn’t and i want to say her name is katie SO bad but i know that’s tyson’s gf it’s like. victoria or stacie or somethin#& i want to see if SHE deleted all her vsco pictures of him bc that’s how we’d know they broke up. frosty stop following so many girls#i want to try and find her and see (she’s a model and she was public and had her vsco linked so all of this is public info btw.)#ANON I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA OANDJRIWNDHOWHDB IT IS 1:38 AM AND I HAVE JUST MANAGED. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD ANON HOLD ON#BUCKLE YOURSELF THE FUCK IN FOR AN ANSWER YOU DID NOT ASK FOR BECAUSE THIS IS A R I D E AND I NEED TO YELL ABOUT IT I CAN’T MY GOD I CANNOT#B R E A T H E i’m about to start crying again but the backstory is that. i have had a fic that i have been working on for literal years.#my version history says March 15 2021 and it started in my notes app about 3000 words before that and it’s based off of a tweet i thought#calla had quoted and just said ‘Joel’ about but in my notes i never#saved the actual tweet and many times throughout the years i have gone back and advanced searched every version of joel and joelle and bee#and behavior on calla’s blog that i could possibly think of and just assumed like. it must’ve gotten deleted or the account suspended and i#could never remember the wording well enough to just google it but believe me i tried and put in every variation. never found it in 4 years#i try periodically. fast forward to about twenty minutes ago i am looking through kay’s twitter and searching vsco because i SWEAR she has#the picture of frosty’s gf’s fingernail marks in the back of frosty’s shoulders i am talking about / I can’t find her vsco linked anywhere#but i’m like ok. search up a couple other things and think about who might have it and on a WHIM look up vsco in ash notthequiettype’s acct#no results okay whatever i think about what else could maybe pull it up for me so I have SOMETHING for you. I search frosty. I scroll. GUES#WHAT I FUCKING FIND FROM NOVEMBER 13TH 2020 it is THE FANTASTIC TWEET THAT SPAWNED 16K OF NOTES & FIC & A SPREADSHEET OF JOEL’S CLASSES#AND I NEVER WOULD’VE FOUND IT AGAIN IF NOT FOR THIS!!! LOSING IT!!! by it I mean my mind and my sleep schedule!!! it’s 2AM now good night!!#liv in the replies#morgan frost#philadephia flyers
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