#and nobody around me believes it’ll get bad yay great oh so wonderful

[chibishortdeath]

Great googley moogley it’s all going to shit! Every day becomes exponentially more terrifying!

And all perfectly timed to just right at the start of what’s supposed to be my adult life where I get my shit together and be useful and productive!

[renohasbigtits]

Omg your Iggy mpreg headcanon is so gooooddd! Will you consider to do another Iggy mpreg headcanon which takes place in the true ending?

Mpreg Ignis (Final Fantasy 15: True Ending Version)

AHAAHAHAHAH! I can’t believe that people really like the Mpreg Ignis Headcanon! Thank you so much!

Something you guys have probably noticed by now is that I’m not a huge fan of the true ending.

Not saying it’s bad, I just don’t like how:

•Noct dies

•Iggy is blind

•Ravus dies

I also don’t agree with the assumption that the alternative ending is a “happier ending” because Luna is still dead.

But I digress, I don’t think the ending is bad. it’s just not my favorite ending.

But I will do it. I will give the people what they want!

To make this one different than the Alternative ending this one will have;

•Ignis is Blind :(

•Noctis is dead (also Ravus)

•Ignis has his own restaurant because of course he should!!!

I guess this takes place two years after The light is restored. Idk you change that if ya want to.

Apologies if it’s similar to the Alternative version, I did try my best to make this one different!

Yes it’ll albaby’s are default Female but you can change it if you want to!

Alright alright, less talking, Let’s go!

(this does contain Mpreg =Male Pregnancy. Don’t like? Don’t read!)

•Look

•this man is a lot of things (hotter than satan is one of em.)

•but happy isn’t really one of them rn.

•Just broken up with his long time partner.

•things aren’t going well for him...

•than suddenly he’s getting sick!

• certain smells bother him, he’s throwing up every morning.

•it’s gotten to the point where he can’t really cook anymore at his restaurant. And he now has to supervise.

•not that it’s a huge issue since there are other amazing cooks there to help but Ignis does not like sitting on the sidelines.

•than a female co-worker, Shannon, asks Iggy what’s wrong, he tells her that he has a “strange illness”

•she asks what the symptoms are

•tiredness

•morning sickness

•Smell sensitivity

•Mood swings

•than she starts giggling.

•”Ignis, I’m a chef but I’m also a Mother of 3 kids.”

• “What are you imply, Pray tell?”

•”I think your Pregnant. You have the classic symptoms.”

•Ignis was dumbfounded. 𝘞𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘯𝘢𝘯𝘵?

•He made a Doctors appointment.

•After what feels like 𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘴, The Doctor comes back with the results.

•”Mr Scientia, The results are in. You are Pregnant! Congratulations!”

•Ignis was not one to be speechless but this...

•he wasn’t sure what to do!!

•he wasn’t sure if he was ready for Parenthood.

•He was Blind and he couldn’t never see what his child would look like.

•or, if it was the right time....

•so he turned to his friends, Prompto and Gladiolus, for help.

•Prompto had to ask if Iggy’s joking

•he wasn’t obviously

•Gladio asks if Ignis has tried to get the other parent involved.

•Ignis did tried to do that.

•it didn’t go well...

•the other parent outwardly admitted that they did not want to be in the baby’s life.

•Well Fuck

•Poor Ignis (someone hug him 🥺)

•Prompto and Gladiolus, being the best friends they are decided then and there, that there gonna help Ignis, no matter what decision he makes.

•Shannon, the coworker in question, steps up and offers Ignis tips on pregnancy, since she knows it can be stressful, especially with your first one.

•Ignis really appreciates it.

•she’s also leads when Ignis has a doctors appointment or is too sick to be there.

•8 Weeks: Ignis + Pregnant = Moody Ignis

•Little things bother him more than usual.

•Ignis almost Lashed out Prompto because he did something that annoyed him.

•Shannon assured Prompto that this is just a mood swing and that he didn’t mean it.

•at this point, Ignis and Shannon have started become close due to the fact that she’s basically has become his right hand man (or woman)

•Her helping more also has taken any stress Iggy has had about it off his chest.

•Ignis couldn’t be more greatful.

•12 weeks: a small bump has started to show. So adorable!

•And of course, ya know Prompto is gonna take SO.MANY.PICS of Ignis’s bump growing.

•he’s gonna scrapbook it (rip his sd card tho)

•lris already has started making baby clothes. Girl clothes.

•15 weeks: You thought he was a mom before? Oh you ain’t seen nothing yet!

•he acts real fatherly (or motherly) to the youngest employee at the restaurant.

•good thing to because the poor guy is always a nervous reck.

•he has talent but very little confidence. So Ignis assuring him, helps a lot.

•Shannon is now basically his iggy’s real hand man (or woman)

•she helps, even when Ignis’s there.

•not just in work, but in his pregnancy too (I swear. I did not mean to create a character)

•giving him tips, things to help him, with baby supplies to buy. She’s the real mvp.

•(let’s skip a little)

•20 Weeks: Ignis has already started to feel her move. It 𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 his heart. (I’ll see myself out 🚪)

•All joking aside, he was genuinely touched (that wasn’t a pun. I swear!) by feeling her kick.

•At this point, Ignis had already found out it’s a girl. (Again, you can change it if ya want to.)

•much to lris’s delight.

• THATS IT! HE’S MAKING A BUN IN THE OVEN! (>:)

•lord take the wheel....

• he tries to control himself, when it comes to his strange cravings (like pickles with peanut butter?? Wtf???)

•but he gives in when no one’s looking.

•𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘯 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘰

•”I Noticed Ignis.”

•”I don’t know why you are referring to.”

•25-28 weeks: he’s already getting bigger (don’t say that to his face tho.)

•if you think his work is being put on hold while being very pregnant, you clearly have never met Ignis.

•of course, he is being a little more easy on himself. Not walking around as much and Shannon makes a lot more decisions (with iggy’s trust)

•but he is a workaholic, so he’s working til he takes maternity leave.

•(I’m really trying to add Gladio to the story but lol)

•Prompto is already getting a new sd card cause he’s taking SO.MANY.PREGNANCY. PICS.

• “Prompto, if you don’t take any unnecessary pictures, you wouldn’t have to buy another sd car-

•”I AM NOT DELETING ANY OF THIS PICS MR MOM!”

•32 Weeks (I’m trying not to make this boring lol): He’s still working!!

•Ain't nothin' gonna break-a my stride, Nobody gonna slow me down!

•Shannon starts to get a bit worried.

•”Sir. I believe that you should take a break. Please”

•Ignis looked at his right hand and smile. “I should. Thank you Shannon.”

•36 weeks: He feels 𝘵 𝘪 𝘳 𝘦 𝘥

•his poor swollen feet :(

•thankfully, lris is secretly planning a baby shower.

•Everyone is coming.

•Shannon distracting him until she’s called to bring him over.

•when Ignis sees this, he’s tears up.

•"𝘪𝘧 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘕𝘰𝘤𝘵 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦."

• he gets so many adorable gifts.

•Prompto gets him a Chocobo Plush (classic)

•Gladio gets him a toy dagger. This son of a Bit-

•”Hey, you are never too early to start training!”

•Shannon got him a baby mobile.

•lris gotten him more baby clothes. Yay....(Am I the only one who can’t stand getting clothes as a gift?)

• lris had made an adorable cake. In his mind, Iggy admitted that she was as good as he was.

•this mf still working around the restaurant from his office.

•”Igg-Sir. Can we talk?”

•”Yes Shannon. And you can call me Ignis, were mutuals.”

•”Ignis. Promise me that when you enter in the third trimester, that you’ll take maternity leave. You’ll need to prepare for your baby.”

•Ignis was taken a back a bit. Yes, her concerns were valid but he didn’t wanna put everything on Shannon.

•”Ignis, I know that you don’t wanna put everything on me but...but you need to Focus on your daughter. You need to prepare.”

•”I-“

•”I’ll handle it. I know what I’m doing.” She smiled.

•Ignis chuckled back. “Really?” Getting up from his chair.

•”Well.” She left while looking back. “I have learned from the best.”

•Ignis laughed. He did taught her well. “Alright. I will. Thank you Shannon.”

•”don’t thank me si- Ignis. I’m just doing my job.”

•honestly Shannon has been a great support system for Ignis. Not just because she knows a thing or two or three about pregnancy, but she really has stepped up.

•Ignis considers her a great friend.

37 weeks: 9 months. He now has to get ready.

•it’s his last day at the restaurant. For awhile anyways.

•it’s actually really emotional. The employees are sad that they won’t see him for awhile but are happy that he’s taking time to be ready on fatherhood (**cough cough Motherhood cough cough**)

•To Ignis, There like a family, a family he gained when he lost so much.

•his eyesight

• and Noct

•After they’ve closed, they celebrate.

•Ignis and Shannon smiling at everyone.

•”I’m proud of you Sir.”

•Ignis smiled back. “Really?”

•”Yeah. Your the bravest person I’ve met.”

•”How, Pray tell?”

•”You may be blind but you certainly don’t act like it. You 𝗡𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥 let it stop you. I’m- I’m really proud of you.” She choked up. 

•Ignis looked at her with his Emerald eyes and she looked back.

•”And I’m proud of you to, Shannon.”

•(let’s cut to the chase. Oooo. Foreshadowing.)•

•38 weeks: Ignis wonders how much his blindness will affect his daughter.

•he wasn’t lying when he said that his senses have grown. He basically doesn’t need any help.

•not that he wouldn’t have either way, but he doesn’t wanna be a burden on anyone. Including his daughter.

•Sometime during the day, Iggy starts feeling pain down his back.

•it wasn’t too bad, so he went on with his day.

•but the pain got worse.

•so bad that he started doing his deep breath’s.

•(y’all what it is!!)

•(weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee woooooooooooooooo 🚑)

•(that will never get old xD)

•The midwife tells him to get to the hospital, NOW!

•This is it.

•he has to be cut open....

• She was here.

•Ignis holding his daughter for the first time. Well, he broke down.

•he couldn’t see her but he was there to her hold her. He is there for her.

•”Hi Darling. I’m your Father.”

•she suddenly stopped crying and stared at his bad eye.

•After a week, hes able to take her home.

•And oh, If you thought Prompto took too many photos of Ignis’s pregnancy belly....oh boy.

•he immediately starts taking many, MANY MANY, Photos of her.

•she actually looked confused.

• Gladio joking said “so, when are we going to train her?”

•Ignis later made his food cold, on purpose later that night.

•Shannon got to hold her and fell in love with her immediately.

•”feels like holding my son for the first, all over again.” She said teared up.

•Over the years, She has grown to being a shy and a adorable little girl.

•She’s so helpful during work and is popular with the staff. They treat her like they’re siblings.

•She always tries to help Ignis’s blindness. Guiding him around.

•”Watch where your going Daddy.”

•Even tho, he can get around just fine. It warms his heart that she tries to help him.

•Of course, Ignis wishes that Noct could have Met her. Even once.

•but somehow, he believes that Noct is watching her in heaven.

•Noctis is so proud of his friend.

Wow! So long! Well I hoped ya like it. I hope the true ending version is just as good as the alternative version.

I thought it would be cute that he would have a restaurant. ^~^ Gladio got the right idea 💡

Also I did not mean to create a new character, Shannon, but eh why not? I grew attached to her over the story (she sounds like a like Karen but she’s a good Karen. I promise.) and who knows? She might show up in other Headcanons 😉

Also whether you ship her with Ignis, is up to you. Hehehe. I don’t blame you tho.

Anyways, I hoped who requested this, liked it 💙💜

[8makes1cheese]

Mr. Handsome Stranger

Pairing: Yeosang X Reader

Tags: cursing, shitty attempts at comedy, fluff

Words: 1.7k

A/N: YAY my first fic! Go easy on me HEHehehe... ahem. ANyways, I hope it’s decent. The Ateez boys deserve more love and Atinys need more content dammit. Even if it’s my shitty writing hahahaHA. I promise to (try) to get better with my writing. Like seriously I feel like this is so shitty, but I’m having some blocks on ideas and having trouble starting stories. Also If I didn’t decide to just post this, nothing was going to be posted. ALSO, gotta give credit where credit is due of course, I got the inspiration for this story here. Well, enjoy?

"Okay, deep breathes. In and out. Inhale...exhale." I was currently parked curbside waiting for the time to hit noon. I had a job interview at my local library and was in the process of trying to psych myself up and calm my nerves at the same time. I glanced at the clock on my dashboard and it read 11:02 A.M. They like it when you show up early right? It shows that your punctual and responsible and shit. I rolled my eyes at myself. Why the hell did I show up so early? 

I wanted this job so bad. Working at this library has always been a dream of mine. They also have never had an open position here for years. Sure, you could volunteer your time here, but it has always been the same women working here for more than a decade. One of the ladies is good friends with my mother and knew that I would jump at the chance to land a job at my favorite place in town. I sighed and looked at the clock again. 11:06. I whined to myself and turned the heater on in my car. If I wasn't going to woman up and get my ass out of this vehicle, I might as well get cozy since I seem to be too chicken shit to hang out in the building I've spent the majority of my life in. I know I could just go in and browse through the isles of books before my interview. All the librarians know me by name, I know all of theirs. Like my mother and Thalia, my mothers friend who works at the library, said when they told me about the job opening, I'm guaranteed to get it. But, I still have anxiety and it seems like one of my favorite things to do is worry and assume the worse. I wrapped my cardigan tighter around me and turned up my heater. It was definitely a cold one today. It wasn't raining just yet, but the sky was steely gray with storm clouds. It was pretty calming actually, my favorite weather was stormy weather and grabbing a hot chocolate from the neighboring cafe and snuggling up in the warm library was sounding so good right now. Yes, keep thinking that way, maybe it'll actually get you to get the hell out of this car. As I was convincing myself that a hot chocolate sounded perfect a car pulled up and parked behind me. I didn't pay much attention to it, at least not until the person who was driving the car got out of it. I herd the door slam shut and glanced at my side-view mirror. Well, shit. The man that had exited the car was probably one of the most beautiful men I had ever seen. His hair was light brown. Dark blonde? Light brown. Whatever, you know what I mean. He had on a silky looking dark brown button up tucked into black skinny jeans and a black suit jacket to complete the ensemble. A simple black string wrapped around his throat. Damn, he has no business looking that good. I chuckled to myself. Thirsty bitch. I watched as he pointed his key fob at his car to lock his door and started walking to my side of the car. Wonder where he- My eyes widened and my heart sped up for a second when he stopped at my car door. What is he...? He turned his body towards me and bent over slightly looking right into my car window. I started to freak out when I remembered. Wait, my windows are tinted... holy shit, he can't see me. I smirked, enjoying a better look at this handsome man. It seemed like he decided to stop and use my car window as a mirror to check himself out. I observed him as he straightened out his shirt and ran his fingers through is hair. Damn, he looks even better up close. He seemed to have a bit of a nervous air about him. Maybe an important meeting? Maybe a ...date? I was tempted to roll down the window and scare the pants off him. (Oh, Mister Handsome Stranger with no pants...okay (y/n) get your mind out of the gutter for once.) And so I did. The look he had was absolutely priceless when he noticed the window start to roll down. Shock and embarrassment were written all over his perfect face. I plastered on a giant grin as most of my face became visible. He opened and closed his mouth a few times like a fishy Adonis and before he could say anything, I somehow had the confidence to say, "Don't worry, you look really good. Honestly you are unnaturally beautiful for a man. Like, seriously, you're prettier than my sister; and trust me, she's so pretty that she got a acting gig for a commercial advertising medicine for genital warts.", but you know, I have absolutely no confidence in myself to get a job that I'm almost guaranteed to get. Mister Handsome Strangers face turned red and he started busting up laughing. Oh no, your laugh sounds as beautiful as you are. "Thank you, I think I should take that as a compliment?" He said through his laughter. Jesus Fucking Christ, your voice sounds even better. "Oh yeah, it's definitely a compliment." Once he caught his breath he cleared his throat he scratched the back of his neck. "I'm really sorry." he told me. "I had no idea someone was in the car- your car. I-I mean- I didn't know you were in..." he stuttered out. I chuckled as his cheeks became just a little pinker. "It's alright really. My windows are obviously tinted so nobody would be able to tell that I'm just sitting in my car being a creep." He slightly smiled at me. "Why are you just sitting in your car being a creep?" he asked. Is he really starting a conversation with me? I glanced at the clock on my dash. 11:14. "Oh. I'm sorry." He let out a nervous chuckle. "I'm probably keeping you from something, and also being a creep I guess just randomly asking why your in your own car. I should-" "NO! I-I mean, no, it's okay. I just have a job interview at the library at noon and I was just making sure I wasn't going to be late for it." I let out a small breathy laugh and rubbed my hands on the steering wheel. His shoulders looked like they lost most of their tension and he sent a small smile my way. "Well your awfully early. Don't want to make them think your too eager now do you?" I snorted. "Well I haven't even entered the building yet. I have to leave the car for them to think that now don't I?" He grinned at me. "I guess that's true." Your smile is giving me heart palpitations. I took a deep breath as discreetly as I could. Bad Idea. Holy shit, he smells like heaven. "SO STRANGER-" Dear Gods, could you have been any louder!? "Ahem- so, you look dressed for some sort of occasion." His eyes widened and he had the look like he just remembered something. "O-oh, right, I'm-" He coughed into his balled up fist. "I-uh I have a... blind date at noon." I raised my eyebrow at him then grinned. "Well your awfully early. Don't want to make them think your too eager now do you?" I could tell he tried to suppress a grin and he rolled his eyes. "Ah, but I haven't even entered the building. I have to be in the cafe for anyone to think that now don't I?" I laughed and he laughed along, when we both calmed down he told me that him and his blind date were actually supposed to meet at 11:00 but that she was running late and texted him before he left and that she'll be at the cafe a little before noon.  He took his phone out of his pocket, glanced at it, and sighed. He looked almost.. disappointed. "I should probably head in, just in case she gets here a little early." I nodded a little too enthusiastically. Don't make your disappointment obvious. You have literally known this man for like 20 minutes. "Well, I hope you have a fantastic time on your date, who knows, maybe she'll be the one." I winked at him and immediately regretted it. By the Gods, why are you so lame. That was so damn cringey. My cringey-ness seemed to go over his head as he softly smiled at me and said, "And I hope you get this job. You're going to do great in the interview. Make sure to tell them about your sister that was in that genital warts commercial, you'll get the job for sure with that." This boy is making my cheeks hurt with all the smiling he's making me do. "I'll be sure to lead with that. It was nice to meet you..." He held his hand just outside my car window. "Yeosang." I took his hand in mine and softly shook it. I want to hold your hand forever. "Yeosang..I'm (y/n)." "(y/n)...it was a pleasure to meet you too." he said softly. My name sounds incredible coming from you, please say it again. He smiled at me and backed away, walking around my car to get to the sidewalk and making his way into the cafe that was neighbors with the library. I watched Yeosang enter the cafe and I took a deep breath. It wasn't often that I met someone that was literally perfect. I rested my head against the seats head rest (I mean that is what it is for right?) and closed my eyes for a moment. I couldn't believe I struck up a conversation (If you could even call it that.) with a random stranger. I don't do that. Why did I do that? I opened my eyes and looked at the clock. 11:34. If I have the confidence to do that, then dammit, I have the confidence to kill this interview. An interview that I'M GUARANTEED to kill in the first place, but still. I shut my car off and grabbed my phone and wallet from my center console. I exited the car and smiled at my future place of work. Alright, lets do this shit.

A/N pt2: spEAKING OF PT.2, I wanna do a pt. 2 to this? I’m still unsure of this story but I immediately had a idea of how to continue this as I was spell checking through it? So yeah. Hope you liked it <3 Anyone reading this, feel free to shoot me a request! I could always use new ideas and inspiration to keep me going. Have a good day/night~

[loudsuitlover]

Love is a lot of texts

Part 1. Love is a lot of doubts 

Luke

Luke: I have to send you a voice mail telling you what happened to my wound

Anna: What happened to your wound? Oh boy! I can’t leave you on our own, can I? 

Luke: Haha nothing happened to the wound don’t worry 

Anna: Oh, thank God! My little girl! I have treated that wound with more love than I treat some people

Luke: lol it’s just they didn’t take out the stitches yet so I’ll have to go to Germany with them on haha family trip with stitches included haha If you want you can come to Germany with me, we have a spare spot, so you could continue taking care of it 

Anna: And of the wound as well ;) Like your personal nurse hey? 

Luke: HAHAHAHA you’re too much 

Anna: You make it pretty easy... Do you think you’ll surive all the way in Germany without me? Please don’t hurt yourself again, you won’t have a Med student around to take care of your injuries...

Luke: I don’t know... I’ll try... But in case I do get injured, I’ll think of you 

Anna: Given how clumsy you are, if you think of me every time you get injured you must be so in love by now... 

Luke: I’ll be careful then... I need to forget about you... 

Anna: Will you stay above me? Look my way, never love me. This is a joke only well-versed in music people will understand...

Luke: Of course I understand, you idiot. Your jokes keep falling, your jokes keep falling. 

Anna: Alright your chill hour of music before sleep was enough for that. 

Luke: It helps me fall asleep and forget people like you

Anna is writing....

Luke: who show up so frequently in my mind

Anna: I was writing that you’re despicable but you fixed it with that so I won’t. 

Luke: Haha we always end up talking about the same... Why is that, Anna? You tell me. 

Anna: Haha Idk...But they say between joke and joke the truth is shown ;)

Luke: Well, if you want me to show you something else, you just have to say the word ;)

Anna: haha you’re good. Maybe when you come back from Germany you can come over and show it to me. 

And the wound too. 

Luke: I’d love to, as long as some other time you come over and show me something else. 

Anna: Done ;)

                                                            - --- -

Harry 

Anna sent a youtube video: Carrot cake with MasterChefStyle

Harry: bitch

Anna: Handsome. Love you. I’m gonna grab my headphones. I want to listen to MasterChefStyle before going to bed. I really do love you. 

Harry: Dude, I don’t know in which moment I thought it was a good idea to tell you about this. I changed my name afterwards. 

Anna: Don’t worry MasterChefStyle. Your secret is safe with me. 

Harry: To MisterChefystyles 

Anna: HAHAHAHA I was going to criticize you for changing such wonderful name 

Harry: Full incognito

Anna: But then I read the y in MisterChefystyles and I said mate just when I thought it couldn’t get better

Harry: That’s me

Anna: Did you wake your mum already or you’re still on the way? 

Harry: Actually I just got here, listen.

Harry sent a voice mail. 

Anna: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Your poor mum had to send you to hell 

Harry: I’m in for some slaps

Anna: Like the ones you gave me last night? ;) Oh boy, even me myself got scandalized

Harry: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anna: Thanks for sharing this moment with me really. It’s like just on one night I’ve gotten to know you like I’ve known you for years. You tell me about your sister, you show me videos of your family, I listen to your mum’s voice and I found out who MisterChefystyles was. I haven’t been happier in my entire life. I adore you. 

Harry: Yeah you’re really finding out about all my secrets... You’ll end up finding out the truth about my micropenis. 

Anna: That’s everything I want in life. 

Harry: Oh, no, another? It seems to be a lot of people’s principle goal. 

Anna sent a photo. 

Harry: Oh no. How do you even have that photo? 

Anna: Because I keep everything of yours because I love you. 

Harry: Oh boy.... I’ll believe you in the end. 

Anna: You can believe me. I never lie. 

Harry: You lie more often than you talk, Annie haha Good night beautiful X 

Anna: Good night MisterChefystyles xx 

                                                             - --- -

Luke

Anna: Oh boy, nobody cares about your stitches, except from me... You see when I’m a doctor this won’t happen to you. I might kill you with a wrong diagnose but you’ll never be unattended 

Luke: hahaha Idk what I prefer... But I actually believe in you even though you don’t haha 

Anna: Hey that was actually sweet. I love you shit. 

Luke: I do love you shit. 

Anna: Oh <3 x 

Luke: Got rid of the stitches :) 

Anna: Really? Awesome! Did it hurt? What did they say about the scar? That it looked so good because someone must have taken really good care of it? :)

Luke: haha it didn’t hurt and it was all very fast, they didn’t even say anything about how it looked haha but I know it’s all because of you if that means anything

Anna: Of course it does :) Anyway, how are you? How is Germany?

Luke: It’s actually very very pretty. It’s such a shame you haven’t been here, I reckon you’ll love it but don’t worry Anna, someday we’ll make a trip over here and I’ll show you around :) 

Anna: Well that would be great! I would love you a lot! 

Luke: Could you even love me any more than you do now? 

Anna: It’ll be hard that’s for sure...  And if you want we can rent a car and I can show you how to properly drive. I know you manage more or less but I’ll let you learn from the best.

Luke: HAHAHAHAHA very funny! You’ll be lucky if I let you drive at all. 

Anna: Of course you’ll let me drive! I’m such a good driver 

Luke: I’m actually curious about how bad you actually drive so I’ll let you even if it’s just to find out. I love you anyway but you already know that. 

Anna: hahaha you’re by far the silliest person I know. When you’re back I’ll win you at an illegal race in order to shut up that mouth of yours. 

Luke: If silly is the one who makes silly things then I admit I am sometimes but so are you ;) Illegal race her? What a good driver, lady! Challenged accepted. 

Anna: Actually, thinking it through, you already have a scar on your skull because of an opened window... I wouldn’t want you to kill yourself trying to pass me because then how would I get over that? 

Luke: Don’t worry, I won’t need to pass you because you’ll always be after me 

Anna: Excuse you, but you’re the one who’s always after me ;)

Luke: I don’t know if it was intentional but I got the double sense there and just so you know in that sense you’re actually the one who’s after me, I already got ya, love. 

Anna: Well it took you long enough! I don’t wash the hair of just anybody... 

Luke: Haha just thinking about it makes me laugh. Sometimes I still can’t believe you actually washed my hair ;) You’re funny, Annie, you should make stand up comedy... Or we could make a show together but we let’s do it soon

Anna: And the show as well. 

Luke: The show can wait 

Anna: And you?

Luke: I can’t wait to be back but it all depends on my brother... He’s sick and we’re still in the hospital, we don’t know what’s going on, some infection or something. 

Anna: Wait, are you serious? But how is he? Is it serious?

Luke: He’s good, yeah, he’s just got a fever and this belly ache that won’t fade away but don’t worry. I’ll keep you inform we just don’t know much yet. 

Anna: I’m so sorry, Luke. I hope it’s nothing because your mum already has enough on her plate worrying about you. 

Luke: hahahaha very true. She’s a saint. 

Anna: Well she’ll be proud of you when you introduce me to the family. 

Luke: Or maybe she disinherits me 

Anna: I hate you. 

Luke: Wow, that’s the ugliest thing you’ve ever said to me. 

Anna: Idiot. 

Luke: Look, our first fight. 

Anna: hahaha now the reconciliation. It’s your turn to wash my hair 

Luke: hahaha It’d be my pleasure. One of these days we can meet up and I’ll wash that beautiful hair of yours. Best plan ever. 

Anna: haha now I love you again. Can’t you see how easy it is for you? 

Luke: Yay! Does that mean I don’t have to wash your hair anymore? Nah, I’m kidding. Really I even want to haha 

Anna: Whenever you want. 

Luke: Want me.

Anna: I already do and if you wash my hair even more. 

Luke: Your house or mine?

Anna: I have a bath ;)

Luke: Then it’s settled. 

Anna: I don’t even know if you’ll manage. 

Luke: Why wouldn’t I? 

Anna: Because you’ll get nervous and get shampoo on my eyes. 

Luke: hahaha I would never do that! And btw the doctor just said the fever is gone and he’s free to go so we’re flying back home in the morning so he can go to the hospital at home and stuff. 

Anna: That’s so great! I’m so happy for my brother-in-law! I hope he gets well soon.

Luke: hahaha he said thanks but he still doesn’t aprove of our romance. 

Anna: He knows I’m too good for you...

Luke: hahaha I believe he thinks the exact opposite but whatever helps you sleep at night. 

Anna: I sleep perfectly fine thank you, I have no doubts. I think we all know what this is about already. 

Luke: I don’t ;)

Anna: Well if you’re as slow driving as you are thinking then I already won the illegal race

Luke: Thankfully I’m only slow on certain things... And driving is not one of them ;) 

                                                 - --- -

Harry 

Harry: Well if I do the masters degree I’m not doing it here. I think I want to go to France for a while. 

Anna: Nooooooooooooooooooo

Harry: You’re going to Italy so don’t complain! Hey where the fuck are you going to be in August? 

Anna: Here :) And I’ll come back from Italy, it’s only for ten months not “for a while”

Harry: I’ll come back too. For you. I think. And if you’re gonna be here in August, get some of the guys together and come visit me to my sister’s :)

Anna: I’ll remember that

Harry: Or you could come on your own :) But it’s kind of far away... And you’ll probably forget because you’ll meet an Italian guy and fall in love with him

Anna: I can drive up to your sister’s and I won’t get a ticket because I do respect speed limits :) And I won’t fall in love with anyone. Now that I know God I won’t pray to saints.

Harry: I don’t know what to say to that. I’m speechless. 

Anna: hahah Cook me something

Harry: Anytime haha you’ll come then? To my sister’s? :) 

Anna: Yes :) I’ll surprise you guys. 

Harry: Stay for several days, we’ll spend the day at the beach and then you’ll sleep in my bed

Anna: Will I have to go in through your window like a thief? 

Harry: It has fences but I’ll get a rotaflex, don’t worry.

Anna: HAHAHAHA Yeah, surely your mum won’t hear that. 

Harry: well that’s okay, she’ll be proud when she sees you.

Anna: Yeah, right, like when my Aussie exboyfriend’s dad found us on the pool... Not cool. 

Harry: Wait, whaaaat? lol

Anna: Haven’t I told you about that? 

Harry: No. I mean I think you haven’t. You’ve told me many things but since you’re life is so fucking interesting

Anna: That was the cruelest joke you’ve ever said to me. 

Harry: It wasn’t a joke, silly. I’m serious. You’re probably the most interesting person I know. If only you ate meat... 

Anna: Well I don’t bite meat but sometimes I suck on it HAHAHAHA God I love scandalizing you. I know what face you made when you read it. 

Harry: I almost have a heart attack 

Anna; I love saying these things to you because I remember that one time we were playing truth or dare and you ask me something and I didn’t quite understand so I answered wrong and now you think I’m like such a fucker and I love that. 

Harry: What do you mean? 

Anna: You remember when you asked me if I had been with more than three guys?

Harry: Yes. 

Anna: And I said “sure”?

Harry: Yes.

Anna: Well I thought you meant kissing. That’s what I said sure like that, like it was so obvious that I had been with more than three haha 

Harry: Oh haha I mean it’s fine either way haha 

Anna: I know but it’s just not true and since you know so many things about me now, I thought you should know that too. 

Harry: Okay. So with how many have you been? Just curious. 

Anna: But what do you mean with “been”? Like- naked?

Harry: Well then you’d count that one time you went to the nudist beach with your girlfriends... I mean fuck for God’s sake. 

Anna: Hahaha then 1

Harry: THEN YOU LIED! 

Anna: hahaha no I didn’t lie! I told you! I just understood you meant kiss! And I mean I was three months living on my own in a foreing country... Of course I’ve kissed more than three guys... But this is a secret between me and you because I have no clue why but somehow in my group of friends everyone thinks I’m a sex goddess haha but it’s not true 

Harry: Don’t worry about that, you’d still be a sex goddess even if you were a virgin. 

Anna: HAHAHA I don’t know how I got that reputation but I kind of like that nobody knows the truth about that haha well now you do but you won’t tell 

Harry: Of course I won’t, don’t worry. And I don’t know either but to me ever since I met you you’ve been like the female version of Joey. Well no, you’re actually more like Barney Stinson. Yeah, that’s you, 100%

Anna: What? Haha that’s so funny. I must be so snobby then because that couldn’t be farthest away from the truth haha 

Harry: No, you’re not snobby at all because it’s not about what you say. You don’t ever brag about that. I think it’s just the way you are, you know? Like how you talk, the way you look, the way you smile... You’re confident and very attractive so... I guess we all just assume haha 

Anna: Are you serious? I don’t ever get anybody’s attention! That’s what I thought of you when I met you, you know? That you probably get any girl you want.

Harry: Oh, come on! Don’t come to me with the false modesty! And me? Getting girls? HAHAHA I am terrible at flirting! I always mess it up haha Everything I’ve had I’ve had it because it had practically fallen on my lap. If it had been for me I’d still be a virgin. 

Anna: Then just like me.

Harry: Yeah, right. You’re a goddess, mermaid. 

Anna: And you’re an idiot haha I’ve had guys rejecting me since middle school.

Harry: Did you check if they were blinds? 

Anna: Haha can you stop? I’m being serious!

Harry: So am I! But please do tell me, open up your heart. 

Anna: Well, you know how silly I am! I mean I did tell you about Lorenzo. 

Harry: Well, yeah, but that was just a bump in your impeccable carreer. 

Anna: Not at all haha I’m just an idiot, that’s it. When I like a guy I get all weird with stupid jokes and then guys just never notice me. 

Harry: Hahaha I can’t believe you. That’s impossible. 

Anna: Haha alright, we’ll see if you say the same five years from now when I’m a single surgeon. 

Harry: Trust me, what will surprise me about that would be the surgeon part. 

Anna: hahahaha you’re such a jerk! 

Harry: The only reason you’re single is because you want to. 

Anna: Don’t think so.

Harry: Know so. And anyway, you have a gay best friend. You’re already safe. You’ll always be the woman on his life. 

Anna: That’s true. Cody I love you. 

Harry: And if not, I can be you plan H. 

Anna: You’re my plan A. 

Harry: I think that’s the most beautiful thing a girl has ever said to me. Only second to my mum’s “you’re the most handsome guy in the planet” 

                                                      - --- -

Luke

Luke: Hey if you’re up tell me a funny story. 

Anna: Sorry I was asleep but I’m up now :) What was it? How are you? 

Luke: Well I was a bit worried because the doctor said the blood tests weren’t all that soothing but then he explained everything and it’s better. 

Luke sent a voice mail. 

Anna: Oh, well, chronic diseases do suck but at least they know what he has? I don’t really know what to say to you but just know I’m here if you need me, yeah? And you know I know nothing about medicine but if you wanna talk about alpacas just call me :) And I love you. 

Luke: HAHAHAHAHAHA I don’t know how you do it but you always get smiles out of everyone even when it looks imposible. I am so grateful I know you. Alpacas hahaha You always make me laugh. Thank you. 

Anna: Oh boy, you’re gonna make me blush haha 

Luke: Don’t get nervous ;)

Anna: So you still wanna hear a funny story?

Luke: I’m always in for that, am I not?

Anna: Well in that case. I’ve been playing on my own with one of the toys of the girl I nanny for like 25 minutes. She got tired but here I am still painting with these things. 

Anna sent a photo. 

It’s so calming. 

Luke: Hahaha that’s just pitiful. Where’s the girl you nanny? 

Anna: I’m not actually nannying now. It was her birthday and she invited me so I came, 

Luke: You went to the an eight-year-old birthday party for free?

Anna: She invited me! I couldn’t say no. She’s like a little sister to me now.

Luke: You’re something else. Anyway, tell her happy birthday from a random stranger. 

Anna: Will do :)

Luke: Thinking it through, I’m not even a stranger... If she’s like your sister, then she’s like my future sister-in-law...

Luke sent a photo. 

Btw that’s the best part of your drawing. 

Anna: Did you really just spend all this time searching for the error? 

Luke: I mean it wasn’t that hard to search. 

Anna: Yeah right. 

Luke: Hey Anna 

Anna: Yes?

Luke: I actually can’t wait to see you. 

Anna: Neither can I :)

Luke: And before we start declaring our love to one another, did I just see a picture of your dog on a mat in the middle of your pool? 

Anna: HAHAHA Yes you did! She’s so annoying! She wouldn’t let me lay under the sun because she just keeps laying on top of me and licking me all over so I have to get on the mat on the pool but now she jumps in there too. There’s no scape! 

Luke: Well they say love between two female dogs is the strongest ;)

Anna: Mate then if you come here, she’ll go crazy! 

Luke: Crazy jealous of seeing me with you

Anna: Haha She’s not jealous and I’m sure she’ll love you, don’t you know they say dogs do like their owners? 

Luke: Somehow that was actually beautiful. If you keep it up with those you’ll have my heart in no time. 

Anna: Good then :)

Luke: Good :) 

                                                           - --- -

Harry 

Harry: Tell me another song. 

 Anna: You already learnt the last one? Man you’re fast. 

Harry: There’s nothing to do but play the guitar at my sister’s. 

Anna sent a song. Andrew Belle Pieces Acoustic      

Anna: I love that song and I think it’s easy on the guitar. You can learn it so you can sing it to me when you ask me to be your girlfriend. 

Harry: hahahaha I’ll hire eight to ten mariachis for that. I’ll search the chords but yeah it seems easy and I like it too. Thanks, muse. 

Anna: Haha you’re welcome, artist 

Harry: I think I can learn it and sing it to you on Tueday when I’m home

Anna: Wait, you’re coming home on Tuesday already? :)

Harry: hahaha no, I’m only passing by but I’ll stay a day or two. 

Anna: What for? 

Harry: I’m picking Mum up from the aiport and then we’re driving back to my sister’s. 

Anna: Oh, thank God, I thought you were just passing by because you couldn’t live without me and I was thinking how is this guy going to handle next year when I’m gone? 

Harry: Please don’t remind me. And even though it’s true I can’t live without you, that’s not the reason I’m driving three hours there and three hours back as you can see. Anyway, when the fuck are you coming to visit? Because I saw Cody two days ago and I told him something and I said “don’t tell anyone, not even Anna” and he said “no I won’t tell her because I want to see her face when you tell her”         

Anna: Hahaha I love that that’s the reason he won’t tell me. So you’re not telling me either until I go visit you. 

Harry: That’s right, you got it. 

Anna: Okay well I’ll go after you pick up your mum from the airport. 

Harry: In fact, why don’t you come up with us? 

Anna: In your car?

Harry: Yes, I’ll respect speed limits this time, don’t you see my mum will be in the car too? 

Anna: A three hours ride with your mum and you? Haha And then how do I get home? 

Harry: I can drive you. 

Anna: Three hours here and three hours back? 

Harry: I could still a day or two too. That way we’ll spend more time together too. 

Anna: Mmm I’ll think about it. 

Harry: I don’t wanna beg but I will if I have to

Anna: Haha you don’t have to. I’ll take it as the beginning of our visits. I visit you at your sister’s, you visit me in Italy.

Harry: Right cause it’s the same thing haha 

Anna: You have to come anyway, otherwise I’ll step on your throat and never talk to you ever again. 

Harry: Wow, so agressive. I don’t know what’s worse. 

Anna: That’s sweet? I guess? 

Harry: Haha Well, I’ll go but then you’ll have to come visit me when I move to Norway. 

Anna: You’re not moving to Norway because I don’t want to live there. It’s too cold. 

Harry: I don’t want you to go to Italy and you’re going anyway. 

Anna: It’s not the same because Italy is closer and the weather is nicer and I’m coming back. I’m not moving, it’s just a scolarship. Just wait for me, when I’m back I’ll confess my love to you. 

Harry: Didn’t you just do it? Now I won’t be able to look surprise when you get on one knee and ask me to marry you.

Anna: Well I wasn’t going to ask you to marry me so soon. I was just going to ask you to be my plus one to the family reunion, like my formal boyfriend as my grandma calls it. 

Harry: I thought that was Cody? 

Anna: Cody is my brother. 

Harry: Does he know that?

Anna: Cody is gay. You know what? I’ll have to invite another guy who understands my relationship with Cody. He’s more than a friend but less than a lover. You had everything Harry, if only you had understood that... 

Harry sent a photo. 

Harry: Cody says “siblings don’t know the way you taste” 

Anna: Cody if I end up single because of you I swear to God I’ll cut you from your throat to your anus and I’ll hang you from the wall like a salami. 

Harry: HAHAHAHAHA Don’t worry Annie. You won’t end up single. 

Anna: Well I don’t know because Norway is far away and it’s too cold and they see so little sun :(

Harry: Well okay, you win, I’ll stay home. 

Anna: I mean we can go elsewhere if you hate home so much. Just somewhere not that cold. 

Harry: I don’t care where if it’s with you. 

Anna: Oh, I love you. 

Harry: I love you too. 

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Luke

Anna: Remember when you told me I was going to break my back one of these days? I think the day has arrived :( 

Luke: What do you mean? Are you okay? 

Anna: My back hurts a lot :( I need a massage. 

Luke: Does your back really hurts or you just want a massage? haha

Anna: Well you’re a physical therapist, aren’t you?

Luke: Student* 

Anna: And you’ve never given me a massage 

Luke: I was going to say you’re a med student and you’ve never heal me but that would be lying

Anna: That’s right. That’s why you need to give me a massage, a good one that leaves me with a feeling of euphoria and light-weight

Luke: HAHAHAHA I’m so sorry to inform you I don’t think I can do that. So far I can only give therapeutic massages and trust me they don’t live you ephoric and light-weighted lol If you want euphoria you should try drugs

Anna: Man you’re idiotic. I had made the joke so easy for you, it’s practically told on its own but you let the opportunity passed. I’ll remember this. 

Luke: You mean I have to get myself another girl who actually appreciates my therapeutic massages? 

Anna: I think I could get over it

Luke: Well I guess it was beautiful while it lasted Anna. 

Anna: No, no, I take it back. Don’t get yourself another girl. 

Luke: hahahahaha what is it gonna be? 

Anna: Actually if you want, try to get yourself another girl. Let’s see if you can find some who washes your hair like I did. 

Luke: lol okay after this reflection time I’ve decided to keep you but on one condition: next time, don’t wash just my hair ;)

Anna: Well alright but I hope you know what you’re doing and by that I mean if you fall hopelessly in love with me I won’t be responsible for that 

Luke: hahahahaha I think I’ll take that risk

Anna: Good ;)

Luke: Anna my nose is bleeding. Come heal me. 

Anna: Are you serious? You’re always giving things to do haha What’s your problem?

Luke: You are! Nah, really I’ve always been a lot of work

Anna: Well that’s good, entertaining 

Luke: Yeah, I was very naughty when I was a little boy 

Anna: So was I. I know it’s hard to believe because I’m adorable

Luke: It actually doesn’t surprise me from you haha I just used to play hide and seek without warning. Mum wasn’t happy about it haha What was your problem?

Anna: I was just evil. My mum always tells the same story to illustrate my wickedness. When I was four years old I filled the bathtub and told my older brother that mum wanted him to have a bath with his clothes on so he did and then when mum found him I said “mum look! My brother got on the tub with his clothes on!” 

Luke: HAHAHAHA that’s just cruel! 

Anna: yeah I know, I’m not oroud 

lroud*

proid*

proud* FUCK

Luke: HAHAHA what’s wrong with you?

Anna: I get nervous talking to you Luke 

Luke: I can tell haha Don’t be

Anna: Well what’s important is that I’m not evil anymore. Now I’m only naughty in my room ;) 

Luke: Now it’s you who’s making me nervous hahaha 

Anna sent a photo.  

Luke: And now you sent a picture of baby Anna after making me think of you being naughty in your room. I don’t know how I feel about that haha But you had such a good girl’s face! In fact you still do. Those are the worst...

Anna: I want to see a picture of baby Luke 

Luke: Oh, I wish I had one here but I don’t. 

Anna: Don’t worry, your mum will show them to me when she embarrasses you showing me pictures of little Luke nude like all mothers-in-law do 

Luke: Impossible. I look cute in all of them. 

Luke sent a photo. 

Luke: My mum just me that one with my brother. 

Anna: Which one are you?

Luke: That’s what I was going to ask you ;)

Anna: I hope you’re the one smiling into the camera. 

Luke: Do you really not recognize your future husband? 

Anna: Haha just tell me who you are! I’m going crazy with the zoom. The two of you are crazily cute anyway, my man and my brother-in-law even though I don’t know which one is you. 

Luke: lol okay well when we were little people thought we were twins so I’ll let you live with this because of that... I’m the one looking into the camera 

Anna: Really? Yay! The one I wanted! Our kids will be so cute! 

Luke: As babies yes, then they’ll grow and get uglier like we all do 

Anna: They won’t if they look like their dad. See how nice I am? You just get your brother in the bathtub once and you’re the devil. 

Luke: hahaha yeah how can I trust you won’t get our kids on the bathtub with clothes on just for fun? And btw I didn’t even know you have a brother?

Anna: Yeah well he doesn’t live home anymore but yes I do, he’s one year older than me. 

Luke: Really? 

Anna: Yes, Dylan’s the name of your brother-in-law

Luke: Mate, I know nothing about your life and you know everything about mine haha

Anna: I’m very shy 

Luke: Yeah, with me you are but I reckon that’s because I make you nervous... Oh I didn’t tell you! You know my hair is blond where the scar is? Because of you and the oxygenated water lol

Anna: Oh boy, really? I’m sorry! 

Luke: Don’t be. I like it, it reminds me of you. 

Anna: Oh <3 I’m gonna tell you something but don’t let it get to your head. I’ve looked up in our thread to when you told me you were coming back in five days because it’s feeling like an eternity. I mean if that’s not something a kind person would do, I don’t know what is...

Luke: Aaww Of course I know you’re kind- you’ve been nothing but kind to me- and it’s okay that you miss me, I miss you a lot too :) But don’t let it get to your head either hey? 

Anna: Don’t let it get to your head he says... Tonight I’m sleeping like this :D 

Luke: To be fair you won me over tonight with that looking up in the thread thing. If only we slept together tonight...

Anna: Slept... lol

Luke: What? haha What else would we do, young lady? 

Anna: Well you know... Watch Disney movies... Or read French poetry

Luke: Read French poetry haha You’ll have to read it to me cause I don’t speak French but we can hang out one day for you to read French poems to me. But just for that. 

Anna: Just for that. 

Luke: I gotta run but before I go I want to tell you that I’ve laughed a lot with you tonight and that you really always make me happier. Good night princess X 

Anna: Just come back 

Luke: I wish 

                                                            - --- -

Harry

Anna: I’m home. I love you a lot <3

Harry sent a voice mail. 

Anna: I didn’t get anything you just said haha you’re so wasted Harry 

Harry sent a voice mail. 

Anna: I would have gone home with you. You just had to invite me officialy. Then I would have gone. But you didn’t. 

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Harry sent a voice mail. 

Anna: HAHAHAHAHA 

Harry: I erased the other three voice mails because I listened to them and I thought they were so pathetic... I mean if this wasted I thought they were bad, just imagine how pathetic they must have been  

Anna: More pathetic than you bailing out on that naked girl at the beach?

Harry: Oh, don’t remind me

Anna: haha it makes sense now that Cody would want to see my face when you told me haha And there I was thinking you got all the girls 

Harry: See? I told you I suck at it. But anyway I did good. Her friend told me she does that with all the guys.

Anna: So what? Her friend was just jealous. 

Harry: Well, that’s okay. If she wants me, she’ll have to proposition me again knowing I’m a slow guy. 

Anna: Oh how I wish I was her 

Harry: Dude, don’t tell me those things! You love teasing me. You know you just gotta say the word. 

Anna: That’s not true haha You just told me you liked this Maria girl! 

Harry: Well she’s not you. 

Anna: You should have officially invited me home

Harry: Dude I’m retarded. I just dig my own grave... But anyway if it means anything, even if you had come over... I’m so drunk I think when I get home I’ll just probably hit my head against the door of my room and fall on a coma on the corridor. 

Anna: Hahahaha you’re the funniest person I know I love you! But anyway I just wanted to sleep with you. Maybe even cuddle. Nothing more. I mean the other thing... I used to want it but... After the Maria thing... I am not so sure... 

Harry: Look Maria has nothing on you but anyway I’m reaching negative levels of dignity so I better just shut up. And fyi cuddling with me is such a privilege. I might even let you be the little spoon.

Anna: I should have gone home with you but boy your “you can crush at my place... if you want” didn’t seem like the kind of invite one takes. But anyway I should have accepted because we would spoon each other now but tomorrow morning... I’d wake up good. 

Harry: Fuck.

Anna: hahahah no, but really I give up on you. I didn’t know there was this Maria girl who has a history with you... I’ll just wait. 

Harry: Listen Anna, Maria is just a hook up. Well not even because I’m retarded but she’s just a girl. You are.... I love you. When you come back from Italy I’ll be waiting for you.

Anna: Don’t say things you don’t mean. 

Harry: Now that’s the pot calling the kettle back. 

Anna: You’re just drunk haha And so am I. I am actually making myself some soup. 

Harry: I wish you were cooking for me. 

Anna: Plus I’m on my underwear.

A thong. 

Harry: Fuck me. 

Anna: hahaha

Harry: Well no, fuck you. I’m gonna have a shower. 

Anna: At 4.30 am?

Harry: I could shower with you but no, the lady had to take an uber and go to her house and make vegetable soup. Fuck ubers.

Anna: hahaha I’m not going to Italy

Harry: I wish

Anna: I wish I was your room so you’d always sleep inside me. 

Harry: Fuck. That’s it. If you keep it up when you actually want to fuck me you’re gonna have to tell me “Harry make me yours” or I won’t take you seriously. 

Anna: Harry between joke and joke the truth is shown.

Harry: yeah, go on

Anna: hahaha just come see me when I’m in Italy 

Harry: And then we’ll fuck?

Anna: hahaha 

Harry: I hate you. I’m going to bed. I don’t hate you, I love you.

Anna: Love you too X

                                                  - --- -

Luke

Luke: So what plans do you have for august? 

Anna: None haha I want to save money for Italy so I’m not going anywhere. 

Luke: Good! I’m staying home too. 

Anna: Nice! Do you want to go watch the Lion King to the movies?  

Luke: Yes, I’d love to! What theatre do you usually go to?

Anna: Well this summer I’ve gone to the Odeon a couple times, I’ve also been to Icedure and obviously my beloved Eastside Movies in my hood but don’t worry I won’t make you come all the way to my hood haha 

Luke: No, that’s fine! I can drive there and you can show me around. I’ve never been on the suburbs :)

Anna: Are you serious? haha

Luke: Sure! It’s fine for me but whatever you want is fine by me really.

Anna: Okay well that would be very sweet of you actually! I can take you to the bars too! You’ll see how cool they are. You’ll be my third visitor :)

Luke: Cool haha Really? You poor thing! Well you can get happy because I’m the third visitor :)

Anna: I am happy! You’re the best! 

Luke: Don’t make me blush... I just want you to worship me like a god. 

Anna: Give me a massage which makes my toes curl and I will

Luke: hahahahaha so it’s not impossible! I’ll fight for it. 

Anna: The day you finally give me a massage I’ll have to look for another goal in my life. Maybe I even start crying because I’ll feel happy but empty in a way like- what now? 

Luke: hahaha Thank God you explained it cause otherwise I wouldn’t know what to do about the crying. Well, don’t get your expectations too high or I won’t be able to please you 

Anna: I’m sure you’ll be able

Luke: 100% sure?

Anna: 100%

Luke: Thank God

Anna: I trust you on this massage because I trust you on everything, except on changing lanes on the road. 

Luke: hahaha that was all Harry’s fault, the bastard sped up.

Anna: Sure

Luke: If you want to see how good of a driver I am, I’ll give you a ride when we go to the movies 

Anna: I know you’re a good driver, silly. Everyone says so. 

Luke: Who’s everyone?

Anna: Cody, Zara and Harry.

Luke: Harry? Lol I wasn’t expecting that

Anna: Haha he said you’re a good driver even though every time you’ve driven him somewhere you’ve gotten nervous and mess up a little

Luke: That’s not true! Fucking liar! 

Anna: Haha that’s what he said

Luke: Well, looking at it from the bright side, this just means you’ve been around talking about me and my driving skills... This proves how you can’t stop thinking about me. 

Anna: That’s right. I have another plan for us but we’ll have to do it some other day 

And the plan as well ;)

Because otherwise it’ll just be a way too cool day.

Luke: hahahahaha I’m all ears 

Anna: There’s a pub with a pool table. I’ll win whenever you want ;)

Luke: Wow you’re talking to the pool master 

Anna: Then you already won cause I’ve never played haha Just always wanted to 

Luke: haha really? That’s cute haha I’m pretty good at getting it in the hole

The ball

Shit I didn’t do it right

And the ball too*

Fuck, too late.

Anna: HAHAHAHA you’re so adorable

Luke: Not too much I hope haha Well whenever you want

Anna: Whenever I want what? 

Luke: The pool ;)

Anna: Alright.

Luke: Practice some first because otherwise I’ll get bored... 

Anna: If I eventually win I’ll never let you leave this behind

Luke: You wanna bet, clown? 

Anna: Whatever you want. 

Luke: Go. Just ask.

Anna: Mmm... Well you already know what I want. 

Luke: True. You know what I want too.  

Anna: Do I? I don’t remember now. 

Luke: I want a full body wash of course.

Anna: HAHAHA

Luke: Nah, I’ll have to think about it. 

Anna: That was funny. Unexpected and funny. 1000 points for the man with the scar. 

Luke: hahaha I really want that but I’ll think of something for general audience. What you want is the massage, right?

Anna: How clever, how wonderful. 

Luke: See? Now I just have to think about what I want...

Anna: Shouldn’t be so hard 

Luke: Do you have any suggestions? Any secret talents that I might want to benefit from? 

Anna: You tell me but don’t be shy because in the face of the vice of asking, there’s the virtue of not giving. 

Luke: I want something that implicates my five senses. You gotta work with that.

Anna: Done. 

Luke: What do you mean done?

Anna: I already know what I’ll give you if you win.

Luke: Well what is it?

Anna: Win and you’ll find out ;)

                                                     - --- -

Harry

Anna sent a voice mail. 

Harry: HAHAHAHAHA I love your family 

Anna sent a voice mail.

Anna sent a video.

Harry: HAHAHAHAHA LOL Mate! Your brother is God! He does not have the voice you say he has. And he looks a lot like you.

Anna: That’s only because he’s not giving me a lecture in the video.

Harry: Seriously I’m still laughing. Eventually you’re going to get me to date you just so I can be a part of your family. In our anniversary I’ll be like “I’m hanging out with your brother” 

Anna: HAHAHAHA No way, you’re going to fall in love with me. I’ll make it, Harry.

Harry: Sure...

Anna: I just haven’t started my plan yet because I’m going away for ten whole months

Harry: Nah, you already did. The problem is just that, that you’re going away and you’re going to break my heart. Cody and I were talking about it the other day and we almost cry out there like the two grown up men that we are.

Anna: I’m going to miss you both so much. 

Harry: He said he had considered hacking the ministry of justice so he could give you a criminal record and you wouldn’t be allowed to leave the country but that then you wouldn’t be able to be a doctor either so he couldn’t do it. 

Anna: lol these are the reasons I don’t want to go to Italy...

Harry: I wish I had known you like this before you asked for the fucking scolarship. I would have convinced you to stay. 

Anna: No, you wouldn’t. You’d be supportive of me because you’re an angel.

Harry: I’m very selfish. I think I would have made you stay with me and for me. 

Anna: You probably wouldn’t have gotten my hints and wouldn’t even know I liked you.

Harry: Truer words have never been spoken, especially considering it’s you we’re talking about, the queen of inappropriate jokes. 

Anna: Yeah I know I joked too much about it. When I come back from Italy, I’m gonna have to press reset. Otherwise you’ll never know. 

Harry: Exactly. Well, maybe when you come back from Italy I’m already married. 

Anna: Well in that case I’d abandon my plan of conquest. 

Harry: Don’t. 

                                                          - --- -

Luke

Anna: Hey! Do you still want to go to see The Lion King? I mean since you’re so “fed up” with home blablabla I thought maybe you didn’t even want to go anymore. 

Luke: But what does one thing have to do with the other? Sure I want to. 

Anna: Okay, cool. When?

Luke: If you’re the one who doesn’t want to go just say it ;)

Anna: I’ll go with you anywhere even though you say I’m usless as a co-driver, you wouldn’t let me drive your car, you tell me I’m not singing when I am and you don’t want to have a swim with me...

Luke: All of that is completely taken out of context haha

Anna: I beg to differ

Luke: I was gonna tell you you were lying but actually all of that is true except from the swimming part because I am dying to go swimming with you. You were driving me crazy with your fucking bikini today.

Anna: You’re such a liar. You are the one who’s going to drive me crazy. I actually hate you for that.

Luke: I’ll take it because there isn’t love without a bit of hate. 

Anna: You’re the worst. 

Luke: xx

Anna: I’m gonna play the piano. Fuck you.

Luke: Yes, play some so you don’t sound like a robot next time ;)

Anna: Excuse me? I won’t play for you ever again for saying that, mister.

Luke: No! Please do play for me! You were the one who said that!

Anna: But it’s not the same when I say it that when the man of my dreams agree... 

Luke: Who is the man of your dreams?

Anna: You know what? I’ll stop so you don’t have to play it dumb anymore hahaha

Luke: I like playing dumb :) 

Anna: Sometimes I really think you’re not even playing... Like you just are that dumn.

Luke: What are your plans for tomorrow? 

Anna: Idk

Luke: Okay then we’re going to the movies. I’ll pick you up and you show me the way. I checked and they’re showing it at 19, 20.30, 21.30 and 22. Which one do you prefer? 

Anna: I think 20.30? 

Luke: Cool! 

Anna: You can still bail out. I mean if you want to go to another theatre that’s closer I understand. 

Luke: Oh boy, how many times do I have to tell you? If you don’t want to go there you can say it haha 

Anna: No, no, it’s perfect for me. 

Luke: Cool, it’s perfect for me too. 

Anna: Okay, then see you tomorrow.

Luke: Can’t wait xx  

[shipsrulemylife]

Timeless Season Finale Reaction

Holy crap, you guys. Holy freaking crap.

Major spoilers ahead, obviously.

Emma, real life cheat codes are generally frowned upon

Why are they walking in a creepy cemetery???

DAAAAAANG her whole life???

Lucy’s face when Wyatt drops that bomb oh my gosh someone give the poor girl a hug

RUFUS DID HIS UNENTHUSIASTIC “YAY” AGAIN!! YESSSS I LOVE THAT

Wyatt is acting like such a broody teenager

This boy or girl scene is actually The Cutest

“What’s up with Captain Sunshine?” FLYNN GAVE HIM A NICKNAME YESSS I AM LIVING

Lucy 👏🏻 Looks 👏🏻 So 👏🏻 Pretty 👏🏻

“I was just thinking you look familiar to me” oh really???

“Dude, Harriet Tubman’s hardcore” understatement

MASON’S BEEN HIDING A PILOT? WHERE???

“That went better than I thought”

Ohhhhhh crap, this can’t end well...

You really should hide that history book better 🤔

Wyatt... acting jealous while you have a pregnant wife is kind of a jerk move

LUCY DIDNT FALL OFF HER HORSE 🙌🏻

“I’d like some extra crispy chicken tenders, Colonel Sanders” “You’re a riot” I LOVE IT

THIS WHOLE ACCENT THING IS AMAZING

...please do not let that happen to Jiya...I will riot

Mason proves his title as Sass Master

“The forbidden colors” um what??

Yes, Wyatt, just. say. something.

Does Harriet Tubman have visions???

Um I love her, that is all, thank you

“You don’t have to be so glass half-empty” Flynn, now is not the time 😂

“I’m someone who knows what the hell she’s talking about”

DID WYATT JUST SAY HE WAS RHETT BUTLER?? 😂😂😂

“You’re just a tiny little thing, ain’t ya?” “And now I’m back in junior high”

“He was tiny like you. I called him chipmunk”

“I mean, I do declare” WYATT 😂

“We can time travel without the machine” THAT. IS. SO. COOL.

This whole thing with Jiya is so fascinating and cool but I’M SO SCARED FOR HER

“That’s the accent you’re going with?” RUFUS AND WYATT’S FRIENDSHIP GIVES ME LIFE

Please let the person on the horse be a friendly...

nononononononono

DAAAAANG, HARRIET

“When have things ever gone that well for us?” Ain’t that the truth

Wyatt, now is not the time to show off your gun knowledge

“I quit, by the way”

DAYUM that is a heck of a lot of people

...why is she having visions of the lifeboat???

HOW?

I love this Rufus and Harriet scene 😢

((Also, whoever composed the music for this is amazing at their job and I love them))

I love it when Flynn tries to ruffle Rufus’ feathers 😂

A. LYATT. HUG. AAAAAHHHHHH Me: “It’s been 84 years”

HIS FACE WHEN SHE WALKED AWAY I CAN’T

have I expressed my love for Riya’s little cheek kisses or forehead kisses? the little things they do are the CUTEST

Jessica...is gone...

🚨SHE HAS THE LIFEBOAT🚨

Ouch. That HAS to hurt.

Nobody else in the bunker heard that???

This scene. Holy crap.

Jiya don’t do it...

“And she’s in love with Wyatt, I can tell you that” We been knew

That...made it sound like Emma was going to die

Thank you, Rufus, for telling Wyatt like it is

“If anything happens to her, I don’t think I can ever forgive you” NO

DAMN JIYA WHEN DID YOU LEARN HOW TO DO THAT???

Piloting the lifeboat when some of the panels have been shot, you’re starting to space out, and you’re not wearing a seatbelt is NOT a great idea

“She’s lost in time” nooooooo

SHE SENT THEM A MESSAGE IN KLINGON

“You read Klingon? Of course you read Klingon”

“Don’t come” “To hell with that” GOOD

Nobody moved that tree for over a hundred years????

The Rufus and Mason dynamic is wonderful

THEY DID IT! 🎉🎉🎉

“just get in the machine” “REALLY?” Flynn and Wyatt are the best

LUCY’S DRESS

oh we have all 4 bad guys on the trip

UM EMMA JUST SHOT CAROL AND NICHOLAS

Carol, now isn’t a good time to bring up Rittenhouse

“It’s my last wish for you” NO THANK YOU

This whole scene with Wyatt and Jessica is so sad whyyyy

This episode is just out to get me emotionally

Lucy just gave her locket away...

This saloon is the place where Jiya’s vision took place, isn’t it??? Crap.

“Because that’s how you die” crap.

“If I have to die to stop that from happening, then so be it” I love one (1) amazing pure couple

“You want someone to blame, blame Wyatt” please, Flynn

“You never wondered why there’s so many ugly scarves tucked around here?” I love her

I love Mason, too, btw

“Great, you can call it Cheers, everyone will know your name”

“Yeah, the creepy uncle” I ACTUALLY BURST OUT LAUGHING

🎶”oh Luuuuuucy”🎶 Emma, that is CREEPY

WYATT AND FLYNN TEAM UP YESSSSSSSS

Rufus please get out of there

SHE SAVED HIM 🎉

His smirk 😂

RUFUS NO WHAT THE HELL

THIS PAST MINUTE HAS BEEN SUCH A ROLLERCOASTER

IF RUFUS DIES I WILL LOSE IT

OK IF THEY DONT FIX THAT I WILL RIOT

little late there, Flynn

He is being so soft, I could cry

DON’T MIND ME, I’LL JUST START SOBBING, IT’S FINE

UGH THIS SCENE WITH MASON AND JIYA I AM SO SAD

“I love you, Lucy” HOLY FRICK WHAT THE HELL THIS IS AMAZING

AAAAAAHHHHHHHH

I apologize to my followers because I will probably never stop talking about that

THE LIFEBOAT

FUTURE LUCY AND WYATT THIS IS AMAZING WHAT THE HELL

EVERYONE NEEDS TO WRITE SOME FANFIC FOR ME NOW

(((...please)))

ok, ok, where to begin?

1) We finally figured out whether or not Jessica was Rittenhouse. (She is.) I know most people saw that coming since the very beginning so props to you guys. Also, apparently the pregnancy isn’t a fake??? I thought she was just lying to throw Wyatt off her trail but apparently not. It’ll be interesting to see how the writers deal with that next season (BECAUSE THERE MUST BE ONE)

2) I’m glad Rufus put Wyatt in his place about how he was acting, he needed that. I love him with all my heart, but he needed to see what he was doing.

3) Flynn was so soft in the second half of the finale!!! He was so gentle with Lucy when he held her it was so sweet oh my gosh. His growth from 1x01 to here is amazing.

4) The Lyatt “I love you”. AAAAAAHHHHHHH. I can’t believe he actually said it. HALLELUJAH. I will be reblogging gifs of that for a while, don’t mind me.

5) RUFUS’ DEATH. I CAN’T BELIEVE THEY WOULD KILL RUFUS. I WAS NOT EMOTIONALLY PREPARED FOR THAT. I CRIED.

6) Future Lucy and Wyatt. Um, a billion fanfics coming true? Yes please! I can’t WAIT to see how that unravels!!!!!

I can not stress enough how much I need a season 3. Especially now that I’ve seen the season finale. I need to know that Rufus is going to be ok. I need more Riya. I need more Lyatt. I need more Flynn, Agent Christopher, Mason, Lucy, Wyatt, Rufus, and Jiya. Come on Clockblockers, we can do this.

[juju-on-that-yeet]

Ego Christmas Day 1: Mistletoe

I wasn’t gonna do it, I swear I wasn’t, but this idea came to me instantly and wouldn’t let go.

This is...silly. Quite silly. Exceedingly silly. Well, maybe not that silly, but it feels that way, especially compared to everything else I’ve written.

Just take it, fam.

Tagging @spookyscarydarky and @alliedoesstuff since our favorite boy makes an appearance >w>

Read below or on AO3!

The Christmas season has finally come to Ego Inc., and in Wilford and Bim’s opinion, it’s about damn time. The pair had practically been counting down the seconds until Thanksgiving was over—not that they hadn’t tried to decorate earlier, but Dark had insisted that they wait, wanting to make the Christmas season as short and painless as possible. Not that Wilford and Bim see it that way, though. They both love Christmas, and the proof is in Ego Inc.’s current appearance: Garlands and tinsel along every shelf and doorframe, Christmas trees dripping ornaments in every common room, wreaths personalized for each ego on every bedroom door, and rainbow strings of lights absolutely everywhere, to the point where not even the fall of night can stop one from seeing each and every decoration. Had Wilford and Bim not been stopped by the others, Christmas music would be blaring through the building’s PA system. At this point, Wilford and Bim have done Christmas together enough times that they can get the whole building decorated in the span of half a day, dividing and conquering, both of them equally happy with the results.

There is one thing they can never agree on, however. One argument they have every year. One decoration that one wants to put up while the other would rather throw it back into the basement.

The mistletoe.

“Why do you insist on putting this up every goddamn year??” Wilford yells, pointing at the mistletoe hanging on the ceiling, right in the center of the third-floor hallway. If Wilford knows Bim, there’s one in the same place in every other hallway, and probably one in the lobby, too.

“Because it’s Christmas!” Bim yells back, “You have to have mistletoe at Christmas!”

“No you don’t,” Wilford mutters, pointing accusingly, “You just want an excuse to kiss Oliver!”

“Th-that’s not true!” Bim is quick to reply despite his blush. “Ollie’s my boyfriend, I can kiss him anytime I want! I want this up because it’s tradition!”

“It’s stupid, is what it is!” Wilford counters.

“It’s pretty and perfect for the season and you can just walk around it!” Bim shouts.

“I don’t wanna have to watch people kiss each other all the time,” Wilford replies, rolling his eyes, “I get enough of that when the Jims help out in the studio.”

“That’s your fault for asking for their help,” Bim retorts, “You freak them out so much they can’t say no!” He shakes his head. “This isn’t even about the Jims!!”

“You’re right, it’s about this mistletoe, and why it’s dumb, and why I’m taking it down.”

“If you do, I’ll just put it back up!”

“It’s just a hunk of grass, it doesn’t matter!”

“It is not grass, and you just admitted that it doesn’t matter, so why can’t you just deal with it!”

“If it doesn’t matter then you can take it down!”

“That’s not what I meant! I’m not taking it down!!”

“Well, I’m not leaving it up!!”

“What exactly are you both shouting about?”

Wilford and Bim look away from each other to see Dark approaching them. Bim ducks his head, suddenly nervous, but Wilford’s demeanor barely changes.

“That!” Wilford yells, pointing at the mistletoe. Dark’s eyes flit towards it as he pointedly walks around it to get to Wilford and Bim.

“What about it?” Dark asks. It’s clear that Dark doesn’t much care, and only wishes to silence the argument.

“It’s stupid!” Wilford says, “We don’t need mistletoe up! It’ll just make everyone all mushy!”

“It’s Christmas!” Bim puts in, regaining his earlier fire, “Mistletoe is an important part of Christmas! It’d be like leaving out the wreaths or the trees!”

“For once,” Dark sighs, “I have to agree with Wilford.”

“What!? Why??” Bim cries.

“Because, I do not wish to have to avoid them every time I choose to walk somewhere,” Dark growls, “And the less Christmas sappiness I have to put up with, the better.”

“Oh, come on!” Bim groans, “Wilford won this argument last year, can’t I have them up this year? It’s only fair!”

“Right now, it’s two against one,” Wilford says, “So it’d be unfair to go with the choice of the one!”

“I can’t believe you’re making Wilford of all people sound logical,” Dark mutters, “Just take the mistletoe down, Trimmer.”

The argument between two now has three, and it resumes louder and angrier than ever, and it seems as if there’ll never be a resolution. Bim would normally be much more inclined to listen to Dark, but when he gets into an argument like this, his only concern is winning. He may be outnumbered, but he has more than enough determination to make up for it. Wilford is never more stubborn then when he has someone who agrees with him, and the fact that it’s Dark makes him even more hardheaded than usual. And Dark? He certainly could turn up his cruelty, make his voice growling and angry, make his aura wave around and cloud out the light, drop the hallway’s temperature to remind Bim of who’s in charge here, but he has a reputation to uphold. How would it look if he used his best intimidation tactics for something so petty? It wouldn’t be worth the effort, and it’d only make him look bad. He’s becoming increasingly tempted to take that risk, though, as the argument gets more and more out of control. Eventually, Wilford and Bim’s hands are sparking with pink and purple power, and Dark’s shell is beginning to warp and snap in irritation.

The argument is so fierce, in fact, that no one notices the fourth person that wanders up to check out the argument until he lets out a gasp, not at the fight, but at something else that distracts his attention.

“Mistletoe!” Yandereplier says brightly, looking up at the sprig on the ceiling, “It’s so pretty!”

Of course Yandere, the one person who could love mistletoe as much as Bim does, would show up. The others are startled into silence, but after a moment, Bim sees an opportunity.

“I just put it up,” he says, grinning and perfectly composed, “You like it?”

“I love it!” Yandere giggles, “It’s so kawaii!”

“It’s not that—” Wilford starts.

“I’m glad somebody thinks so,” Bim interrupts, pointing at Wilford and Dark, “These two grinches are making me take it down.”

“Aw, no!” Yandere cries, smile disappearing, “Don’t make Bim take it down! It’s so nice and romantic! Please?” He looks to the two of them with a pouting mouth and sad brown eyes.

Dark and Wilford falter. Dark adores Yandere and can’t deny him anything, and Wilford doesn’t want to upset the ego who’s practically a little brother to him. Both of them are helpless to Yandere’s puppy-dog stare, and Bim knows it, if the smug grin on his face is any indication.

They look at Yandere. They look at Bim. They look at each other.

They realize they’ve been bested.

“Fine,” Dark growls, one hand rubbing his temples as he feels a headache forming.

“I guess,” Wilford mutters, giving his own pout.

“Yay~!” Yandere laughs.

“Great!” says Bim, still grinning. But he quickly sees Dark and Wilford’s irritated expressions, and now that he’s won the argument, his self-preservation instincts turn back on. “I’ll, uh, be going now,” he says quickly, before turning and practically running to the elevator.

“Oh no you don’t!” Wilford yells after him, giving chase. “You’re paying for that, Trimmer! Wilford Warfstache don’t take no shit from nobody!!”

Yandere giggles, and Dark wonders why Wilford doesn’t just teleport after him. Dark himself can’t really be bothered; he’s too busy thinking about how he now has to deal with mistletoe all December long.

But then Yandere takes a few pointed steps forward, planting himself right beneath the mistletoe. He rocks back and forth on his heels and gives Dark an expectant, cheeky grin. Dark can’t help it; he chuckles, and Yandere’s smile gets brighter.

“What am I going to do with you?” Dark asks Yandere as he walks forward, meeting Yandere under the mistletoe.

“Kiss me?” Yandere suggests, cheeks turning pink despite his flirty tone.

Dark chuckles again and obliges, leaning down to press his lips against Yandere’s. Yandere kisses back, slow and gentle, and wraps his arms around Dark. Dark lets one hand rest on Yandere’s lower back, the other cups his head, fingers ruffling Yandere’s hair. When they pull away, Yandere is breathless and smiling blissfully, and Dark can’t help but smile in return.

Perhaps mistletoe isn’t so bad after all.

[cumberficsandmore-blog]

Songs and Vamps

Word Count: 2,220

Author: Deka

Warning: Blood, violence, weapons, sexual innuendos, fluff, a litlle angst, that’s it.

Pairing: Lucifer x Soulmate!Reader

Summary: After a good morning song, the boys and Y/N went on a hunt to kill some monsters, what could go wrong?

I heard someone singing, in my ear, at fucking 8:15am, I couldn't recognise what was that someone signing but they really needed to take some singing classes. A few seconds later I could recognise Lucifer signing his most popular song.

“Good morning to you! Good morning to you! OUR DAY IS BEGINNING SO GOOD MORNING TO YOU!” next to those words, he pecked my lips, “Rise and shine, sweetheart”

“Lucifer” I groaned, “what the hell are you doin’?” I frowned and thought for a moment, “No pun intended.”

“Waking you up, in my own good way, don't you like it?” He made a puppy face, damn it, he knew how to make those.

“It's not that I don't like but…” I tried to sound nice, “isn't that what you sang to Sam when you were torturing him?” I asked my boyfriend with an accusatory glance.

“Well, yes, but you know what? Sam hated it, you love it” He said jokingly, now taking off my covers from my body.

“Lucifer! I'm not dressed!” I screamed, I always slept with a oversized shirt and panties, most of the time those shirts were from Dean or Sam, Lucifer just had one outfit.

“Really? I've seen all your body already, you have nothing to hide”

I groaned, “I'm tired, just let me take a shower and I'll be ready in 15 minutes” I pleaded.

“Can I come in?” He asked with a smug smile.

“No!”

“I told you couldn't come in” I said

“Flash news honey, I'm the Devil and I can do what I want” He said cocky

“No sex for a week” I stated mockingly.

“You and I both know that you couldn't resist one week without touching me” He challenged.

“Wanna bet?” I accepted his challenge.

“Do you want to make a deal with the Devil?” He smirked, “‘cause I always win, honey”

“Sure Satan, if I win, you'll do everything I say for two weeks” I was too proud.

“And if I win?”

I laughed a little bit at his enthusiasm, “You're not gonna win”, the laughs slowly faded.

“We'll see ‘bout that”

Right in that moment Sam and Dean entered the room, Sam had his laptop and Dean had the hunting bag, full of weapons, and the other one with the suit and fancy clothes for the three of us.

“Get ready, Y/N. Sam got a case in Oklahoma, a vamp nest” the older Winchester said, “Beelzebub is comin’?” He added

“Well, now Dean-o, that was rude. You hurt my feelings” Lucifer acted sad.

“The fact that you're Y/N’s soulmate doesn't mean I would forget everything you've done” Dean said.

“C'mon guys, let's not fight” Sam tried to calm the two hormonal men.

“I'll watch over you in case you need help, and you can always pray for me, but I think you're too proud for that boys” Lucifer said calmly.

“Sure, everyone calm down” I said while palming Dean’s shoulder, “I'll see you in a week Luce” I went to kiss him, but then I remembered the bet, “and the bet is still on” I walk away while swinging my hips, I knew he would stare, and when I started going upstairs I could confirm my theory.

“So get this, there's a abandoned warehouse close to the road, 2 hours from here. In the last 3 days five people had been missing, all between the same mile” Sam explained while reading in his computer, we were in the hotel room, the brothers were sitting in the chairs and I was in the closest bed to the table, sitting legs crossed.

“There's the nest, right? Do you know how many bloodsuckers?” I asked while cleaning my machete and knives. Dean looked at his brother expecting his answer, he uncorked a beer and started drinking.

“I've seen 6 so far, the security cameras are a bit out of focus, I can't tell how many are men or women” He explained.

“Doesn't matter, we're gonna kill ‘em all” Dean left his beer on the table and grabbed his machete, “C'mon everybody” he picked up Baby’s keys and we packed everything in the trunk.

Half mile away from the hotel, we could see a little forest and a house… more like a warehouse. How could people not wonder about this place? Dean pulled over close to the house; the plan was that I would ask for their help, as a lost tourist, and go into the warehouse. I had my machete hidden in my boot and a pair of knives in my inner thigh.

“Hello?! Hello?! Please, someone help me!” I screamed and shouted while I knocked on the door, “Please, I need help!” I hear someone coming and I started working my actress skills. A middle-aged woman opened the door, “Oh thank God, I need help, my husband and I went sightseeing and somehow it all went dark and we're lost, I lost him too and I don't know what to do” I said crying, damn I was good.

“Oh, don't worry, we'll take care of you.” The way she said it send shivers down my spine. She was a vamp, I was sure.

“Thank you, Oh, thank you. God bless you.” It felt weird saying that, after all God was my father-in-law. Don't get me wrong, Chuck was cool… in his own way.

“Oh, we don't believe in God here sweetheart.” The vamp said, frowning. I made a sad face and started looking around, just as an awkward person would do, I could count 5 vamps. Four of them were watching TV and the lady was the fifth.

“Sorry, I'm sorry. Can I go to the bathroom?” She looked at me weirdly, “It'll just take a second.” I tried to convince her.

“Sure, upstairs next door.” I thanked her and went to the direction he pointed.

When I found the bathroom I closed the door and  went to the window as planned. When I was sure nobody was around I texted Dean, I hoped the vampires were busy with the TV because they have a great sense of hearing.

5 vamps inside, one should be outside with the victims. I'll take care of these ones, kill the other and help the ones who're still alive.

I pulled the toilet chain, just in case, and came outside. Well, let's just say that two of the vamps watching TV were waiting outside the door.

“Hi, boys! Are you waiting to go to the bathroom?” I said casually, moving my hands. They growled and the teeth show up. “Soooo, no roleplay huh?” As I said that, I kicked one vamp in the guts and punched the other one far. The first bloodsucker bowed for the pain and I kicked him in the face with my knee. While he was recovering I took the machete out of my boot and I took his head off, blood stained my face and shirt. One vamp less, 5 to go.

The other, the one I punched, ran away so there should be 4 angry vampires waiting for me downstairs, yay. I cleaned my machete in my jacket and guess what? Yes, I went downstairs, this is how people get killed in horror movies.

When I finished going down the stairs, there was no one around. Everything has been left on place and it was very quiet. I walked outside and I could see the woman, who opened the door, carrying Sam to some kind of dark warehouse, shit. I wanted to move and kill the lady, but everything went dark before I could move my feet.

“Don't look at me like that! What were we supposed to do? Three hunters came into our house and tried to kill us!” I heard the unmistakable voice of the lady who opened the door.

“But now two of them are injured! You know I hate to waste blood! You have to hit them in the head, haven't you?” Another voice said, it was a male voice. Then I noticed the sticky substance in my hair and face, that motherfucker had hit me in the head.

“But the blond one is good, we didn't hurt him” A younger male voice said. I opened my eyes to see that I was tied my hands and feet, around a wooden column. Sam was on my side, passed out. He was OK except for a little cut on the cheek with dry blood.

“The girl and the tall boy woke up, what should we do?” A girl said, she couldn't have more than 18 years old.

“You can eat the blond, leave these two to me” The first male voice said. He was a tall, muscular man, around 40 years old.

“What? No!” I shouted, I tried to find something sharp to cut the ropes, but there was nothing, “Dean! Wake up, Goddamnit!” I continued shouting.

“Dean!” Sam woke up from my shouts and screamed too, he was on my left.

I started looking everywhere, searching for something to help us. But then I remembered.

“Lucifer!” I shouted so loud that I even scared the vamps. The ones holding Dean stopped what they were doing and looked at me, then at the man close to us, and then back at me.

“Lucifer? What about him? Who are you? Aren't y’all supposed to hate the Devil? You’re hunters after all.” The vamp, who I think is the leader, said.

I didn't listen to him and continued praying.

“He's not gonna come Y/N, why would he save us?” Sam said.

“Because, Sammy, I'm not as bad as I look” Lucifer said as he appeared in front of me, “close your eyes” he told us, and we did it. After a few seconds and a strong flash of white light, Lucifer was standing on my right, his white wings were stretching behind him. As his soulmate, I could see his wings, not only the dark shadow they produced, but the actual feathers.

I instantly calm down and released a long sigh. “Thanks Luci” I told him.

“No problem sugarcheeks” He said.

Then I heard a groan and a raspy voice, “Cut all the chick flick moment and take us home, use your angel mojo or whatever” Dean harshly said, already awake. Lucifer was going to make a smartass comment but I looked at him and shake my head. He let out a sigh and the next thing I know, we were all in the Bunker, safe and sound.

“Take care of your brother, Winchester, I'll help Y/N” Luci said grabbing and holding me braid style, he didn't hide his wings so I could see them wrapping around my figure.

“Thank you” I said when he left me on my bed and placed two fingers on my forehead.

“You scared me, I was solving some problems in Hell and then I heard your prayer. I thought something bad happened” He said looking sad, really sad.

“Well, something bad actually happe…” I couldn't finish because Lucifer’s lips were on mine. He kissed me in a rough way, trying to put all his worry in one simple act of love. When I was starting to feel dizzy for the lack of oxygen, he finished the kiss.

“Wow,” We said at the same time, “kinky” I added. “By the way, you lost the bet. Now you have to do everything I say for one month” I said with a smile.

“I thought you said two weeks?” He wondered.

“I did, but the kiss was rough and needy, one week more for that” I explained calmly.

“Oh, you little human, you tricked the Devil” Lucifer smirked

“I learned from the best” I pecked his lips, “so, as my first order, I want us to lay down and cuddle. At least until I fall asleep, then you can leave, I know you have Satan’s stuff to do” I kissed him once more.

“If you keep doing that you're not going to sleep that much, babygirl” He said in a husky voice.

“Shhh, c'mon.” I lay down on the bed and made myself comfortable under the sheets, Luci then came down behind me and hugged me as his life depend on it. “Everything alright?” I asked.

“Yeah, it's just… I was scared, of losing you, y’know?” He told me, “The only person that cared for me,” his cracked a little bit, “and I care for you so much, it's strange.” He managed to steady his voice.

“Everything will be OK, Luci” I calmed him, “We're going to live a good and long life” I said, I was feeling my eyes closing, the hunt was to stressful, and now I was falling asleep.

But before I lost conscience, I heard him said those three words, for the first time, “I love you” He whispered, thinking I couldn't hear him.

“I love you too” I said, and I saw his smile and his baby blue eyes wet with tears.

“Good morning to you, good morning to you. Our day is beginning so good morning to you.” I heard Lucifer softly say in my ear, kissing my lobe and neck.

“Good morning, love” I smiled, still a little asleep, “I like this way of waking up”.

“Yeah, me too” He sighed, “me too”.