my name is challenge mcgee and i'm here to challenge you to a fuck-off
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chase passing a cigarette 2 bing but bing eats it because he lowkey doesnt know what 2 do with it...
hehe that'd be cute
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Bastard tumblr blog: before you go outside to pokemon go, do not forget to uwu and stay safe okay!!!!!!! Fuck you
Me: wadda hell…….. ….bulnosaur
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I guess this is what the new animal farm movie is going to look like huh...
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my humor might be broken cause I find this trend actually funny
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I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”
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Just found the best word in the English language
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I love corporate memphis art ❤️❤️

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(Going off of the initial Japanese release dates as to which generation was current at the time excluding remakes that came out during that period. For simplicity's sake)
For example I turned 10 in 2007 so I would be starting in the Sinnoh region! Bonus if you tell me your partner Pokémon 👀 doesn't have to be one of the three starters!
#sinnoh!!!#gen 4 was actually my first gen funnily enough#but i was def older than 10 when i played it
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streamer & youtuber RPF: this makes sense, most streamers are a subset of comedian and acting gay with your friends as a joke is very popular with straight men, leading to a lot of fuel for the fire.
kpop RPF: prettyboys that are usually contractually obligated to avoid public relationships, which renders them very available for shipping. i can see how we got here.
men's hockey & wrestling RPF: contact sports.
beatles RPF: insert paul mccartney group jerk off session story.
formula 1 RPF: yeah im still trying to figure this one out. no clue lads. good for them though.
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the weirdly vengeful and petty tones aborted babies take in pro-life propaganda images are so funny like this passive aggressive "was it worth it mommy?" and "it's a shame you can't join me in heaven mommy 😔" like do you ever wonder if you were aborted for a reason you little bitch ass baby
#as many in the comments have pointed out#aborted fetuses don't go to heaven because they weren't baptized#so jokes on you passive-agressice zygote i'll be seeing you in hell#kelly
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