#I just did a bunch of them

[thelostexperiment]

You know I must hand over Brycen for the incorrect quotes, yeah? Though at least one Poe quote might be fun too…

@running2re-duck-tion

(Collin & Brycen)

Collin, T-posing in the doorway: Greetings, Brycen.

Brycen, not looking up from their coffee: Good morning, problem child.

(Mr. B & Brycen)

Mr. B, looking at their reflection: Now, that's rubbish. Who's that supposed to be?

Brycen: Well, that's you.

Mr. B: Me?! Is that what I look like?

Brycen: You don't know?

Mr. B: Busy day.

(Susan & Brycen)

Susan : You know me, Brycen, I don’t take any shit. You know what I say to my haters?

Brycen: What?

Susan : I say: “Please don’t hate me, I’m really nice.”

(Susan, Mr. B & Brycen)

Mr. B, rushing into the room: It’s terrible, just terrible! I am so upset!

Susan: Mr. B, honey, sit down! Sweetheart, tell us all about it. Brycen, would you get Mr. B some water?

Brycen: What are they gonna do with water? Has water ever made you feel better when you were upset? Have you ever heard anyone say, “Thank God, the water’s here!”?

(Collin & Poe)

Collin: What are you up to today?

Poe: I wasn’t finished.

Poe: Nothing.

Collin: But you did that yesterday!

(Susan & Poe)

Poe: Something’s off.

Susan : Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.

Poe: No, but that’s funny.

[ursiday]

🐺🦇 AU

[hinamie]

quick itfs sketch page

[may12324]

💖 The Fairy Godmother’s Apprentice  - a sapphic fairy tale Visual Novel and Dating Sim. 💖

When the fairy godmother goes away on vacation leaving you in charge , will you make sure stories stay on their paths? or will you change your fate and risk it all for romance....

This is a fake dating game, its not real unfortunately. But maybe some day, in the future! I just love womens, and fairytales, and dating sims; so this is a culmination of all three! (with a fun emphasis on hot butch ladies, we need more of them okay! the mermaid is muscular and hot too okay, i swear).

Any Australian game devs wanna make this happen? Come at me, I’m ready to go batshit bananas working on this as a real game,.

[choccy-milky]

herbology class 🌹🌿 (from chap 2 of my fic!)

[sysig]

Permission to headbutt: Granted (Patreon)

[the-geeky-fangirl]

yes i know heartstopper is "cringe" and yes I know you think it's not that deep but you've endured years of cringe oversexualized shows about high schoolers where the gays are delegated to sub plots I'm sure a few hours of queer people being safe and happy and loved won't kill you so please shut the fuck up

[dracoryss]

Sometimes Jason stops by after patrol.

[hood-ex]

I love when it's incredibly obvious that Damian misses Dick.

"...I'm glad you got out of stupid Bludhaven for a while. It... it's not the same without you."

[tow-bees]

snapple knees

[fisherrprince]

started watching balloon smp it’s fun ( ・∇・)👍

[veinsfullofstars]

⭐ Protectors of Popstar ⭐

(ID: Kirby series DTIYS piece based on this post by @das-a-kirby-blog. Thoughts in the tags and more detailed description in Alt Text. END ID.)

Started 11/26/24, finished 12/09/24.

[chase-prairie]

Ikki Matsumoto "Soaring Osprey" (1996)

[hinamie]

alongside someone like you

[snarkspawn]

Oh look, it's that time of the year again :'D (how tf did that happen??) Anyway, hm. Mental health-wise this year was the worst in quite some time for me, so for some months I literally only had one, maybe two finished pieces to choose from. BUT on the plus side I'm fairly happy with most of the drawings I did finish, so that's good! I'll just focus on that, and on all the things I still want to improve on in the future. Here's to hoping 2025 will be less rough, and a little kinder, to all of us :)

On that note I wish all of you a wonderful end of the year and a great start into 2025! Thank you so, so much for coming with me on my art journey, for liking and reblogging, and for leaving nice comments and messages! You make it all worth it and I appreciate the hell out of you, whether you've been following me for ages or only just got here 💜 mwah!

[ryan-sometimes]

Recently I’ve been getting anons and comments doubting the validity of some of the stories I tell on here. There’s nothing I can do to convince you that the stories I tell on here are completely genuine. All I can say is that they really are. I only post the wackiest, most interesting or funny stories of my life on here. You don’t get much of the boring day to day stuff.

Truth is, I come from a very long line of crazy people. When my dad was in med school he and some friends planted a small homemade bomb in an abandoned bathroom at their university. His roommate stole a pancreas from the corpse lab and put it in a girl’s backpack. The entire med school was suspended because no one owned up to it. My uncle would sneak out at night with my grandma’s car and she’d find out because she’d check the mileage and see it’d gone up, so my uncle started driving her car backwards since that didn’t increase the mileage. He got arrested driving her car backwards on the highway to another town. My uncle would steal my grandpa’s shotgun, tell his friends to jump in the pool, and start firing it randomly at the backyard. My cousin genuinely had two weed smoking girlfriends who were also girlfriends with each other. My great uncle had an affair exposed by having his intimate photos and videos with his mistress sent to the family groupchat by people who stole his phone, all because they were salty that my aunt told them to go fuck themselves when they messaged her asking for money. My aunt took out all her life savings and moved to another state to build a bunker because she believes the apocalypse is coming, and she didn’t even take any of her children. I don’t know how to tell you this, but life is just stranger than fiction sometimes. The sample size of life stories you get on my blog are just the instances in which that’s true.