#I hope it’s not too bad

[ziggyplayedguitar96]

I just fell to my fucking knees y’all

[sairitaikutsu]

chat!!

based on this post i made lmao

[firstprinced]

i’m nervous of ONE thing going to crete. the cats. if u know me u know i love cats so much. and i work with rescues. and ik if i see any cat with any illness or one who’s too skinny or anything upsetting i’ll sob

[ellenchain]

Whoa, new Vicarious? Before I read it, wow, what a cute drawing. Soft boys, precious Lucas, his bracelets. It's perfect!

Thank you ♥️♥️♥️

The ending is super cheesy but at least they finally got their peace of mind 💭

(and I wanted to draw that peace)

[leafwhirlwind]

I feel, personally, like not enough people focus on the fact that in this iconic big tiddy moment

Falin is. Splattering someone’s brain on the pavement like a fine ragù.

Splat.

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[forgettable-au]

FORGETTABLE-AU (Page 61-64)

* I-I don't think we were talking about the same thing...

[BEGINNING] [PREVIOUS] [CONTINUE]

[cyanorhis]

Thinking about the fact that Zuko has had every possible hairstyle Katara could have ever been into (from bald to long hair). He wields dual swords like Jet. He is a powerful bender as the fortune teller intended. He acts as a "vigilante of sorts" like Jet did. He can be a puppy like Haru. He can be a badass like Jet. Truly the most versatile ever. He's the 1000 in 1 boyfriend fr.

Not to mention the parallels with her ofc, if we're going to consider Blue Spirit x Painted Lady shenanigans, the mommy issues, the dry sense of humor, the nerdiness, the sense of responsibility... All things that match Her regardless of her possible interests in romantic partners. It's just too amusing to me.

My dude was truly dedicated to the cause. I salute him.

[farshootergotme]

Wait, how tf did I miss this.

Batman: Wayne Family Adventures #7

You're telling me Forever Evil happened in this universe? You're telling me SPYRAL happened in this universe? I'll have to hope that everything went down very differently because otherwise there's a lot to unpack there that clearly this comic isn't ready for.

[kiisaes]

his fuckass haircut ...

[hoagiesnadwich]

back together

HOLY MOLY ITS FINALLY DONE!!! I honestly never thought i would get this far into making the comic. its crazy to me that ive been doing this for like 5 months?? thank you everyone so much for your support!!! :-D

part 8 <- part 9 -> part 10

[zephyrchama]

(obey me!) moments where they fall in love with you all over again

---01

It’s dinner, and you’re talking about mundane things that happened during your day. You saw a cool bird, got some gum stuck on your shoe, and bought a new flavor of toothpaste to try. Everyone is listening intently. If only they would pay this much attention in class.

Lucifer knows the way his brothers look at you all too well. It’s a look full of respect, admiration, and fondness. It’s a look that’s often reflected on his own face when in your presence. At first he never really understood why you put up with his siblings, as the option to ignore them and be on your way was always there. Yet you continue to make time for them anyway. How unusual.

Moments like these where everyone is together and you don’t treat them as the Seven Rulers of Hell, you just treat them as your dear friends and family. That’s what makes Lucifer soft. He tries to imagine a long future of things staying just like this.

---02

Mammon’s hesitant to lend anybody money, even you. It takes a few minutes to butter him up and fluff his ego before he relents. At last, he hands you the crispest bill in his wallet. “Don’t spend it all in one place,” he kids, knowing full well he’d do just that if he was in your shoes.

He’s curious what you plan to buy. It never dawns on him that you have no intention of spending the cash. Half an hour later, he finds it on his desk. The exact same bill, now creased and folded neatly into an origami bird.

He picks it up to wiggle the little paper wings, entranced, then looks around frantically and catches your eye. A playful smile graces your face and tugs at his heartstrings.

---03

Leviathan is not typically one to make mistakes when it comes to anime. But even he’s not perfect.

He had it set in his mind that the new show premiered at 6:00pm, which left plenty of time to prepare the ultimate solo viewing party after school. He was humming quietly to himself when you walked over. “Isn’t your show starting soon?”

You specifically took an interest in his hobbies. You remembered that it started at 16:00 (four o’clock), not 6:00. Leviathan wondered, how could he make such a egregious mistake? You were the one who dashed back to the House of Lamentation at full speed by his side. When your human stamina started failing, he unconsciously picked you up so you’d both make it in time. You made it with two minutes to spare.

Sweaty and out of breath, still in uniform, you were able to watch the premiere together. It wasn’t until after credits rolled, you went elsewhere, and the live reactions on social media started calming down that Levi realized what a big deal this was to him. What a big deal you were to him.

---04

Satan wasn’t expecting you to be spacing out in his favorite armchair. He had plans to read in it that evening, and considered asking you politely to move. But the way the lamp light shines on your skin, the thoughtful expression on your face while pondering ideas unknown. The way your lips part ever so slightly and your eyes gaze off into nothing. It captivates him. You look like a painting. His breath gets caught in his throat, and in clearing it he manages to break your trance.

“Oh, hey. Welcome home, I didn’t realize you were there.”

You go to get out of the chair, but Satan insists you stay. It doesn’t look right without you anymore. He doesn’t feel right without you anymore.

---05

Asmodeus does not have wardrobe malfunctions often. His outfits are of the highest quality and a lot of care goes into putting them on. Still, things happen.

When his fans rush forward out of nowhere, sometimes they are successful in tearing his clothes. A fistful of shirt here, a mouthful of pants-leg there. Being in the center of a lust-fueled stampede can make even the most collected people lose their minds, but you are steadfast. You shout at the rabid demons, shaming them for their disrespect. You believe you can chase them off all on your own, not knowing that the Avatar of Lust behind you is exuding a killer aura and warning his fans to back off with a powerful glare.

As you sloppily stitch up what remains of his shirt so he can walk home without the incident repeating, Asmodeus is smiling from ear to ear. You’re so focused on genuinely helping that you don’t even notice the bedroom eyes he’s flashing. The scene of you waving your arms and trying to chase off a pack of demons as if they were stray pigeons is permanently ingrained in his memory. Just as your existence is ingrained in his soul.

---06

Beelzebub knows what he likes. He knows what will catch his interest and is pleasantly surprised when a new one crops up.

One thing he likes is you. Another is food. Both are in the cafeteria. He piles a tray high with carbs and goes looking for you at lunch time, finding you seated in the middle of a long table at the edge of the room. He calls your name.

It’s unexpected, the way you quickly swing your head up mid-bite. Your cheeks are full and noodles dangle from your mouth, sauce dripping back onto your plate. Your eyes light up as you look at him from below. It makes him stop in his tracks, causing several shorter demons to walk into him. Such a simple action, yet so profound. You hurriedly chew and offer him a seat while Beelzebub powers through his emotions. He takes a seat across from you to offer a napkin, wondering when he’ll see that face again.

---07

It’s late, far past everyone’s bedtime. Yet Belphegor forgot to tell you something during the day and decided now would be a great time. When you don’t respond to the quiet knocks at your door, he lets himself inside. Your sleeping figure looks too comforting to resist and he gets the brilliant idea to crawl into bed with you to whisper in your ear.

The problem is, as soon as he lifts the covers, you fart. It’s loud. You don’t move an inch, remaining fast asleep and ignorant of what just happened.

Belphegor freezes in his tracks to process it, but is soon doubled over on the futon laughing. The vibrations wake you. You sleepily open your eyes to see who is in hysterics and ask the obvious: “what?”

Belphegor is laughing too hard to tell you. He doesn’t want to tell you. It’s too priceless. You groggily smack him with a spare pillow and it makes him laugh harder. While he loves to look at you, that week it becomes difficult for him to meet your eyes without erupting into a fit of giggles.

[edwinisms]

george rexstrew deserves awards for many things but i have to say. edwin’s bloodcurdling scream as niko gets killed deserves a whole award unto itself. like. that scream did not feel at all like a tv show scream. to a somewhat jarring degree. and i can’t express how much I respect that

[skunkes]

adding to my collection, need more

[charbies]

walking the tundra

[okitokidoki]

KABEDON .ᐣ.ᐟ [sae itoshi x fem!reader]

syn: pestering your best friend into trying the ‘kabedon’ tiktok trend was just supposed to be funny… not incredibly hot!

“so that’s all i have to do? pin you to the wall?”

sae’s voice dripped with something scarily close to condescension — and it was enough to tell you that he absolutely despised the idea you’d presented him with.

you rolled your eyes and gave him a light backhand to the pec as you explained, “it’s not just pinning to the wall, sae. it’s kabedon. there’s a difference.”

“whatever.” sae muttered, that sunshine attitude simply glaring through. “i don’t see why you want me to do it, though.”

you tilted your head up to flash him a cheeky grin.

“because you’re my bestie, sae!” you said in an exaggeratedly high tone of voice, which caused sae to snap a cold glare at you. oooh, not in a good mood today, huh?

nothing too new there.

“and because i just want to torture you.” you finally admitted as you pushed yourself up from the chair you’d been occupying. you placed your phone upright on your computer desk, resting it against the monitor so that sae could get a clear view of the video looping itself on the screen.

if you could successfully drag sae into it, you simply knew witnessing his attempt would be hilarious. sae had plenty of girls that tried to get his attention, but he always ignored them. it dragged you to one conclusion — itoshi sae didn’t have any rizz. so something like a kabedon? oh, he’d fail it miserably.

you swallowed down the snicker that threatened to crawl through your throat and started your trek towards the wall.

“okay, so, i’ll get in position and — ah!”

you squeaked in surprise when your hip was gripped firmly by a large hand. you were pushed back lightly until your back connected with the wall, and before you had the chance to digest exactly what had just happened, a palm slammed into the wall above your head.

looking up you were met with the sight of sae towering over you, crystal eyes lidded and pretty lips slightly parted.

“you mean something like this, right?” sae inquired in a low, husky whisper; his voice was like deep, smooth honey, slithering itself pleasantly into your ears and practically melting your brain. it didn’t help that his other hand was still glued to your hip, with his thumb tracing circles into the clothed flesh.

“um — yes?” you pipped out, sounding unusually unsure. this seemed to amuse sae, as his eyes glittered and his lips tilted upwards just slightly.

your heart was thundering against your ribcage, breathing shallow and flesh heating up quickly. he was so close — you could feel the warmth of his breath and body, hyper aware of his smooth torso and narrow waist only inches away from yours, and it was so dizzying and electrifying, what the hell even was this?

you were starting to understand why so many girls raved about this; why it was shoved to the top of so many’s “hottest things a guy can do” list.

“so, i did it right?” sae murmured, and for a moment, you were confused — until the video playing on your phone looped itself, and the whole reason why you’d even pestered sae to do this was wrenched to the surface.

you thought it would be funny.

looks like you turned out to be the butt of the joke instead. and by the smirk on sae’s face, you knew he thought the same thing.

now, not only had you been proven miserably wrong, but you were left heated and ravaged by explicit thoughts of your best fucking friend.

oh, fuck tiktok. truly.