#I have zero (0) time

[vodid]

zero's pressure

[heart-locket-musicboxless]

And then they all lived happily ever after and Phillip definitely didn't murder his brother then cloned him then murdered him again :)

[lemonberry-soda]

Do you ever think about the fact that Ted is hypersexual due to his childhood/teenage traumas or is that just me?

Like not only did he associate losing his first love forever with not being douchebaggy enough, but he also experienced the Lumber Axe and survived. With how quickly Peter was about to be murdered for looking at Ted’s old magazine you KNOW Ted probably had to deal with narrow escape after narrow escape himself. Ted literally suppresses the memory of the Lumber Axe entirely until bringing Peter to camp reminds him, and he doesn’t even take Peter with him as he runs away. He is FUcked up.

My guy went for the cat lady who cut off his fingers because sex is inherently dangerous to him in his mind. He goes for the worst options on purpose because sex isn’t safe unless there’s risk, and he goes for the best options just to lose them on purpose so they don't leave him first, as many times as possible until he's single and lonely at the wedding reception. He’s a sleazeball as a coping mechanism, and he keeps dying for it. One single safe relationship would decimate this dude, and it also wouldn’t fix him. Therapy would do wonders if he actually accepted how messed up he is. And tbh, if TInky wasn’t around there might’ve been a chance for him to recover.

Anyway another reason this dweeb is doomed by the narrative and fucked up beyond belief

[imnotfinebutimfine]

Shout-out to @amtrak-official for letting me travel quickly & cheaply so I could affordably take this small picture of Hozier without paying for parking

[prachelley]

hello Yu-Gi-Oh fandom

[sysig]

Wake up somewhere better, maybe (Patreon)

[alienaiver]

you know you really dont want to work when the fact that the waters off makes you think... hmmm... tonight must be canceled...

[seokmattchuus]

honestly missing ur zb1 audios💔

Thank you for liking them that much 😭🩵 I just feel like I dumped a lot within a certain time frame and didn't wanna bombard you guys. But I do have more! I'm just saving those for the holiday times <3

(spoiler alert, halloween is a holiday 😉)

[acesammy]

i am so fucking certain i'm getting these calc questions correct but i'm still getting zeros on everything and i am going to fucking s c r e am

[btsbs]

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[seidde]

hey guys I just wanted to let you all know that a lot of my most liked art posts are now available to buy as a sticker ! :D

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[kellystar321]

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[icewindandboringhorror]

Hrmm... put together a roommates quiz finally after years of thinking it would be an interesting idea lol.. Though obviously not meant to be taken super seriously, I just like thinking about this aspect of personality compatibility. Like yeah, maybe you could get along with someone just chatting with them, but living together is such a different thing. .. curiouse...

[sorrowveined]

Humans, Dracula thinks, are nearly all the same.

Only nearly, because he can't condemn them all to the same judgement without remembering the woman he loved. Lisa was a human too, and when he had met her for the first time, he'd expected her to be just like the rest - an assumption very quickly proven wrong even within moments of their first meeting. It's not like he's forgotten that.

But humanity... they never deserved a miracle like Lisa to live among them. Yes, she was a miracle - shining warmly and bringing love and life to his world; a world that had once been so devoid of them. And yet, just like a candle's flame, that light of hers was extinguished too quickly - and so easily by the hands of the humans she'd always believed in.

In the end, they let him down just like he always knew they would. The nature of humans is by and large the same wherever you go... So you see, rarely does Vlad Dracula Tepes encounter a human who he doesn't know what to make of. She was the first. And now... this boy.

"You look to be remarkably unaware of the situation you've found yourself in." Vlad's voice, unimpressed and imposing, resonates throughout the room as he speaks. "But I suppose that holds it's own kind of fun in it, too... Tell me, boy. Who are you?"

@reincarnight ( starter! )

[a-dash-in-the-middle]

first of all the math teacher who was supposed to be scary is hot and teaches well

second of all i don't know what to think about all my fave subjects not being closely uni related lol

[morcantinon]

so sad having only enough week to get sleepy but not silly :(