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you ever have situations that make you want to take people by the shoulders and go "you are not 15 any longer. this behavior is no longer quirky and cute. it is exhausting for you and everyone else to act like a teenager you haven't been in a decade or longer. knock it the fuck off"

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my snowflake opinion is that subtitles should always be on by default, and their incorporation should be considered an essential part of the design process tbh

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john carpenter’s the thing is a movie about how the hyperindividualism and lack of emotional intimacy between men (specifically men in the united states military) immediately crystallizes into distrust and alienation in crisis. how kurt russel with an absurd callsign name and the goofiest hugest cowboy hat imaginable is the Man, running the whole show and managing the crisis until he fails because when faced with having to truly understand and connect with his last remaining ally he can’t, because all he knows how to do is sit in the snow and die next to him. It is a movie about losing control over your own body in the most horrific way possible. It is a movie about cold war paranoia and fear of bloodborne pathogens. It is a movie about how dread is an incredible force and even so sometimes what you CAN see is worse than what you can imagine. It is a movie about how the scariest thing men can conceive of is something that looks exactly like a man and acts exactly like a man but yet on some fundamental level…isn’t. It is a movie, as one of my eleventh graders pointed out this week, about “playing among us in real life.” but most importantly, john carpenter’s the thing is a movie about a dogy who is my friend and wants to become me :)

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how has the discourse not yet moved on from the apparent belief that the entirety of transmisogyny can be experienced when one is briefly mistaken for a trans woman on the street

structural oppression is more than that one time someone yelled at you

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Are you tumblrs mascot. I see you on Pinterest all the time.

Tumblr’s MY mascot

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those coconut crabs shot amelia earhart’s plane down because they were misogynists.

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You all are the coolest people I vaguely know

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90% of age gaps don’t matter when you’re a grown adult as long as you don’t have a repeated pattern of dating people barely legal. I would date someone 30 years older than me if I liked them who gaf

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the fact that Daniel hasn't heard a word from Armand and has to ask Louis if he's seen him is just going to make it so much funnier when he gets a call after he starts Lestat's interviews that's just Armand screeching "HE'S LYING THAT'S NOT HOW IT HAPPENED" down the phone line because Lestat's version of what happened is basically just going to be like "Well I was just having a good time with my Nicky, then suddenly there was this twink-ass bitch who wanted me so bad it was almost pathetic, you should've seen how he stalked me"

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Ofc no, tianlang jun said, go on i dont mind, what a carefree father

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Alright pal, one more wisecrack out of you and I'm covering the land in eternal night

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i dont care if monday's woke

tuesday, wednesday gone for broke

thursday fuck it, time to smoke

its friday what the fuck

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At the function searching for clues