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So if you were to fight along with the devils, what would be yāallās special weapon? Or skill? I know we can use their powers but I want my own shit. So I would use a bow and arrow. But Iād want to be like Kagome from Inuyasha where she charges the arrow with spiritual power. I would definitely have to get trained though.
I couldnāt be mc just standing there while everyone fights or borrowing someoneās power just to make it rain dildos.
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Behind the scenes bloopers from the Marble Hornets blu ray
#i was originally just gonna post small clips from this but fuck it#here's the whole video#i gotchu fam#this video was a bitch and half to upload cus tumblr was being pissy#hopefully the quality isn't too bad#i have this in 1080p but i had to compress the hell out of it cus of tumblr#oh well ĀÆ\_(ć)_/ĀÆ#marble hornets#tim sutton#brian haight#tim wright#brian thomas#troy wagner#joseph delage#slenderverse#my clips
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potentially hot take but this is a pet peeve of mine
#listen. anyone can write whatever they want and idc I donāt have to engage with it. all power to them!!!!#itās not even an automatic click-off for me or anything#i justā¦ why. I donāt get it#likeā¦ thatās literally one of THE most iconic traits of the entire character. of the entire concept of the SHOW even#and youāre just gonna??? get rid of it??? hello????? the entire basis that John and Arthurās relationship is made from????????#really????????? possibly the most tender part of their relationship???????#you donāt wanna write fluff about John reading him books and describing things and guiding him????? really?????????#itās just so boring to me. I donāt understand the appeal#like yeah obviously Arthur as himself would definitely prefer to get his sight back#but as a concept likeā¦.#something ab the whole āhappy ending = the disabled character gets āfixedāā thing just leaves a bad taste in my mouth#why do u have to fix them. why cant they just be disabled. do you think people canāt be happy and be disabled???#idk maybe itās not that deep. and still I donāt really care that much#itās just the vibes. I donāt vibe with it.#and Iām sure thereās some actual annoying as hell discourse in the fandom ab it which I have zero interest in engaging in#but I had to have my little petty bitch moment#bc blind Arthur is everything to me. ESPECIALLY in a jarthur context.#anyways thank u for coming to my Ted talk#malevolent#arthur lester#if anyone wants me to tag this as smth Iemme know
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good night and sweet dreams to the best, sexiest, sluttiest, smartest, realest, most based, valid, relatable, girlipop, sympathetic, cunt, fun, cool, feminist, aspirational girlboss character in dead boy detectives: doll spider <3
good night to her and no one else. i hope the rest of yāall have a bad night and terrible dreams.
#doll spider did nothing wrong ever#i will defend her every action in a court of law#āshe tore edwin apart millions upon millions of times in hellā wouldnāt you?#some gay nerd shows up in your house saying shit like āoh my how filthy this establishment reflects very poorly on the hostā#heās sashaying and sauntering down your halls and pivoting and youāre like āhang on iām supposed to be the cuntiest bitch hereā#so yeah you tear him apart like WHATEVER this shit happens#but he keeps getting reborn and like itās fine when heās quiet but every time he makes a noise you just HAVE to kill him again#i bet she was so happy when he escaped and SO MAD when he came back#and then the whole payneland in hell scene she was so real#she interrupted whatever gay shit charles was gonna say to edwin after āmate iāve-ā bc she knew it would be disgusting & didnt wanna hear it#and then they HAD to just KEEP BEING GAY ON THE STAIRS LIKE OF COURSE SHE CHASED THEM OUT?? THAT ORPHEUS AND EURYDICE LINE WAS UNACCEPTABLE#SHE WAS LIKE GET THESE F*GS OUT OF MY HOUSE#she did what she had to do to set boundaries and honestly is that so bad?#thank you doll spider for protecting us from more devastatingly romantic charles rowland lines <3#dbdshow#girlbossifying doll spider is so funny to me idc if no one sees this. this is for me. and for her <3#payneland#edwin payne#save dead boy detectives#renew dead boy detectives#yeet my deet#yeet my deebd#dbd4ratch#revive dead boy detectives#chedwin#the case of the very long stairway#dead boy detectives#dbda#dead boy detective agency
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tumblr gang gets this a dumb Timeskip hbhk doodle I never finished lol
#Hibihika#goldlightshipping#Pokemon#pokĆ©mon#Ally draws stuff#Nyeh#Iāve been feeling really bad about my art as of late but posting recent stuff after years of having old stuff is kinda nice NGL#I still feel my art is stiff as hell but you know#anyways hot couple#I wanna make Ethan as handsome as dawn is pretty and even tho his clothes suck I feel I made a p decent attempt#Also hot in like the girlboss way (the Otona Precure way)#this is actually a parallel to yet ANOTHER drawing I havenāt finished whoops ;;v;; stupid bitch cannot draw!!!!! Horrible!!!!!#Anywaysssssssss#PokĆ©mon hgss#PokĆ©mon dppt#Ethan PokĆ©mon#dawn PokĆ©mon#trainer Ethan#trainer dawn#Ethan/dawn#whatever lolllll#They are so married to me btw they are so real
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Gotta say, of all the protagonists in mxtx books, shen yuan is the most relatable. Why? I too would read an absolutely god awful trash terrible webnovel for the sole person of bitching about it.
#no you donāt understand I do that all the time#i donāt usually write reviews to fics unless I have something really nice to say#i just bitch at my friends about the terribleness I find#and sometimes Iāll make a post about a particularly funny bad one#but I respect shen yuanās dedication to letting airplane bro know heās a sellout#I appreciate shen yuanās feral behavior so much heās my role model#like yea Wei Wuxian is a Mood ā¢#as is Xie Lian just for different reasons#but neither are nearly as ridiculous as shen yuan#heās literally a rich boy with too much time on his hands and no life besides reading trash novels and complaining about it#shen yuan#svsss shen qingqiu#shen qingqiu#mxtx svsss#svsss#svsss shitpost#mxtx novels#mxtx#mxtx fandom#mxtx hell#scumbag system#scumbag villain#scumbag self saving system#svsss shen yuan#pidw
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OOH YEAH BABY! PARTY TIME BABY! MUSIC! DRINKS! SOCIAL PRESSURE & A PSYCHEDELIC BREAK DOWN! WELCOME TO VAMPIRE SOCIETY MOTHERFUCKER! ARE YOU SCARED? DO YOU UNDERSTAND YET? ITS OKAY IF NOT. FIRE DISSOLVED IT! ITS ALL GONE NOW. HAVE FUN!
#jrwi fanart#jrwi show#jrwi suckening#jrwi suckening spoilers#RRAAHH IM IN LOVE WITH THIS SHOW SOOO GOODDAMN MUCH!! each o these characters has STOLEN my HEART!!!#LIKE EMIZEEELLL i love emizel so much.. runnin around announcing that HE isa PRINCE while shiloh FINALLY quietly clicks the pieces together#nathan hanover you MADMAN!!! that slow dramatic guitar riff as emizel makes that announcement was so fuckin COOL UGHHHH#MR HANOVER DOES IT AGAIN just creating tracks that absoultely WORM into my MIND and HHEAARRT UUGHHGHH#emizel is so cool and so funny and so adorable UUGHH ill gush abt him more when i finally post my emizel n soda doodle page#ARTHUR FUCKING BENNET. i totally get why grizz has a hard time playing him. hes cool and stoic n its not easy to play a man o little words#BUT BBOOOY DOES HE DO IT WELL!! arthur DOES come off as so stoic n cool & it just makes his lil misfortunes all the more charming#like falling into the red fear or confrontin edward twilight or accidentally doing lsd. I LOVE THATS HES THE BAD LUCK GUY.#okay uhhu uhh i have limited room here what else should i say uhh. THE NPCS. MY GOD THE NPCS. CHARLIE U WONDERFUL MADMAN#edward twilight is SUCH a funny fucking antagonist. and supposedly his magic stuff is super scary?? SO EXCITED TO SEE MORE OF THAT#ill ramble abt mr deacon keller later eheh i have a. uh. a doodle page in the works. so in the meantime DAYBRINGER SOLOMON!!#āHERE COMES THE SUN MOTHERFUCKER!ā āILL SEE YOU IN HELL. NOT. IM GOING TO HEAVEN. BITCH.ā like come on now. oh my god. i need him#BIG POWERFUL BEAST AND EVERY WORD HE SAYS HAS ME CRACKING UP. THE MUFFLED VOICE IN THE DARK BROKEN BY āLIGHT!ā#TRULY HILARIOUS AND YET TRULY HORRIFYING. I FUCKIN LOVE CHARLIE NPCS SO MUCH. I HOPE WE SEE HIM AGAIN OHH MY GOOOODDD#OKAYokay. im normal now. ill talk abt the piece. if u read my tags this far then u get special secret knowledge abt the artistic process#IM VERY HAPPY WITH MY COLORS! i know they were hallucinating on drugs so i just recalled the times i did drugs & used that as my influence#REMEMBER KIDS! acid is totally fine if ur safe and responsible about it. do acid and then stare at my art for a bit trrruuust me. IT MOVES!#anyway i think thats all my thoughts here. thank you for looking at my art n thanku if ur one o the ppl that says nice things in the tags#U are LITERLY my life blood i pick up each of u n kiss u so sweetly on the head. remember to try acid!!!!
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I think the portrayal of Spider-Man 2099 in Across the Spider-Verse is in-character in that aside from like Shattered Dimensions he's always been portrayed as a bit of an asshole who slips into anti-hero territory at times and generally has a "needs of the many over the needs of the few" mindset and given his specific circumstances in the movie it's not unreasonable to think he could take the actions he does. However it does kinda suck that since like 99% of moviegoers had no idea who he was before the movie came out their first impression of him is when he's in an antagonistic role and people think "antagonist" and "villain" are synonyms so now I'm gonna have to listen to people who've never read a comic saying he's a villain or isn't a real Spider-Man for the rest of time or at least until he inevitably changes his mind in the third one.
#hell you don't even need to read a comic just look up a let's play of spider-man edge of time you'll get what i mean#but yeah i saw a post that was like#''the first movie had a joke about how spider-man doesn't wear a cape and miguel has a cape they did that to show he's not spider-man''#as if he hasn't had that cape since his creation 30 fucking years ago#he's not even the only spider-man to have one. spider-man unlimited is also a thing that exists.#even the first movie had that call-back joke where they see the peter from miles's universe had a suit with a cape#these movies have a lot of little details with deeper meanings but the cape thing just isn't one of them sorry#but yeah. play edge of time or find it on youtube it's good.#shattered dimensions is also good but miguel's personality in that game is closer to peter's for some reason#so edge of time is better for getting a feel of what he's usually like#but yeah i do think spider-verse miguel was probably more straightforwardly heroic like other versions before the whole dead family thing#and i think he and the rest of the spider society are just genuinely misguided about how the whole canon event thing works#cause like george and gwen don't die in every universe peter doesn't get the symbiote in every universe#even uncle ben doesn't die in every universe#but miguel THINKS those things always happen. that's why he got the others to believe it cause he genuinely believes it himself#and i think they all take comfort in the idea that these bad things that happen to them happen for a reason#i know that's josh keaton's interpretation for why spectacular peter joined and i don't disagree with it#that's also why i disagree with people saying that miles is The Only True Spider-Man There just cause he was the first to outright reject it#look me in the fucking eye and tell me spectacular peter and insomniac peter don't understand what it means to be spider-man#or actually don't cause i'll bitch slap you into next week if you do#miguel o'hara#marvel#shut up tristan
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WHB chapter 3-91 spoilers
Bro, the way I couldn't realize Leamas is Samael backwards, he didn't even try to hide it ššš
i guess i really am that kind of person who gets surprised by disney twist villains
And the way none of you royal demonic bitches couldn't realize there was an angel right in front of you, what's your excuse?
#i guess they do have an excuse of never doubting a demon but come on no shit y'all getting massacred#leamas' little horns are cute tho#are those his natural features or fake ones#āgabriel is a bitch: the movieā rant incoming#whb Nina#whb sitri#whb spoilers#whb#whb leamas#prettybusy what in āhellā is bad?#what in hell is bad spoilers#what in hell is bad#what in āhellā is bad?
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Yo guys I'm scheming something for a comic next week so question;
I will accept dissertations on why the angel you chose is petty. (āį“āāæ)
#what in hell is bad#whb#what in hell is bad angels#whb angels#what in hell is bad michael#whb michael#what in hell is bad gabriel#whb gabriel#what in hell is bad Raphael#whb raphael#I need to know for this idea i have#I know one of them would have a massive bitch fit in public just dont know which one...
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i love crazy contrasting 1p2p in every way(not every way). so i always subconsciously have 2P rusame be friends. unlikely friends etc. in whatever weird school au theyre friends. meri was probably bullied until he started hissing at other kids or something while rus2 was just like huhh okay yeah okay what fine. rus2 found him in a broom closet and it was as awkward as it sounds. in the weird stuckin1Pcoldwar au i have theyre friends also in the torturous existence. 1P rusame is too weird life is too short lets tomodachiāļø
#in comparison 1p rusame would be school insane psychological games social competition nerds MID OFF#2ptalia#i like the jp fanart where 2p ame is pitiful and gloomy. its cute#a little wannabe edgy but spare him he was left in the rain in a cardboard box when he was 2 years old.#i keep imagining a gay school au sorry. im gonna say shit now#rus2 is blunt and kind of. bad at reading signals. accidentally drags him and meri into karaoke with ame(enigmatic popular kid)#meri is like fuck my life... but he has a killer bitch face so people are like uwaa scary... hes brooding...#rus2 is like ah sorry i forgot you never had a normal teen friendship and clung onto (nada) all the time#meri is always coping like these people... dont get it... hes half right#they go to karaoke and ame sings really off key#actually i have a common daydream where ame's elusiveness is really funny to meri#he's like hahahaha what the hell that kids crazy ahahaha. like laughing at a cartoon#and then somehow he keeps being approached by ame (slow trying to step away) hes like noo... i dont actually wanna get close to u at all...#meri and rus2 probably play observers theyre quiet kids who go hmm im nooticing!#observing 1p rusames weirdship that everybody can see but they don't think anyone notices their crazyship#and rus2 is like oh two people talking and interacting alot. theyre friends. its just like a rivalry thing yeah?#while meri is like fuckkk the fucking golden boy is talking to us when ame talks to them rus2 is like#why dont you invite (rusia) to the karaoke arent you two friends#(ame mania face turns around)#okay thats all i got bye
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Sometimes you're getting ready for bed and the urge to write purple prose Warhammer 40k fanfiction slaps you in the face so hard you stay awake until 1:30 writing.
And by writing, I mean researching because in all my years of 40k experience, it never occurred to me that Games Workshop just do not give a fuck about the details of space travel. Like, there's a galactic map but its very broad strokes and it seems like, in every edition, important landmarks just move around.
Beyond that, there are very beautiful drawings of fuck off massive star ships that have no interior schematics at all. Where do people go in these things? What parts are for what?
The answer is it literally does not matter because they are only there to give background for how you got to Fuckedupplanetland IV where you will be engaging in land combat with enemy flavor of the week.
I don't blame them for this necessarily. Armies on ground maps are what they're selling. This isn't X-Wing. But like, I've played Fantasy Flight's Rogue Trader and it never occurred to me that for all that game takes place in space, there's very little... space travel to it.
There have been a lot of hand waving reasons for the inconsistencies in universe. Warp travel is so fucked up and weird that the people mapping the galaxy can only really guess where they and major landmarks are. But the fact that I could only find one example of space coordinates and they used fucking compass directions is boggling. Yeah, you've got segmentums and sectors but those are vast, vast sections of the galaxy. Ostensibly, there are subsectors, but those are never represented on a single map. How do the people in this universe ever get where they're trying to go in their monstrous city ships that are as full of fog of war as any battlefield because no one knows where anything is in them?
I don't know. I'm probably frustrated because I spent four hours scouring books, Lexicanum, Reddit, and any other sundry sources I could find only for the answer to end up being "I dunno, make shit up." I could have done that at the beginning of this ride. I'm a fanfic writer. Making up characters and scenarios and dialogue is what I do. But I find the 'make shit up' approach kills my emersion faster than anything else when it comes to things that should be technical knowledge in a universe.
Four hours, all for a single paragraph where an Astropath sends a distress call with fucking coordinates in it and I still had to fudge it.
I love being a writer.
#warhammer 40k#warhammer 40000#wh40k#rogue trader#dark heresy#got bit by a need to write my old astropath transcendent character having a terrible horrible no-good very bad day#got trapped in 'the ship unexpectedly exited warp where the fuck are they what do you mean i can't use the maps to pinpoint it' hell#listen gw#slapping a grid on a map is all well and good but if you don't label the grid it tells us nothing#and i should not be needing to use fan created spaceship layouts when your game exists in space#please i know you're busy micromanaging the shoot phase rules for drukhari or something but please#give a bitch a break
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i am not immune to launchpad sol and albin thoughts
#ramble tag#its so like. okay.#launchpad was when they 'peaked'. best years of their lives#the . i think what we canonically know happened at launchpad was like.#laquidditch (fun!) christmas special adventures (fun!)#and then . also#getting deeply bullied. sol lightly kidnapped to launchpad. lizer. claudius. 'you made us run until we threw up' 'im pretty sure he got off#on torturing kids'. literally what the fuck was their deal#getting stuck in a spiders web ???? for a semester ?????#......??? getting chased down by a vaccum cleaner ..........#'it got a lot darker near the end' ... fun pretend child endangerment#like . man.#not to sound CRAZY or anything. does anyone get the impression launchpad was like. a bad ? time ? for them ?? like. it just straight up. bad#by god does it rlly sound to me like#the feeling of when high school was so bad it made ur life a living hell to be in. and u were truly just. surviving#but then youd b goofing off w ur friends in a little dorm. and the stress and the exhaustion seems to color everything that isnt that.#in a beautiful hazy rosy golden film#it hurt but the hurt was monotonous and dull. so all u remember were those shining bright in betweens#sol and albie sneaking into the kitchen and enchanting the self moving cookingware and just seeing what happens#and watching mothership approved saturday morning cartoons in bed#and studying together late at night n sol tucks albin in after hes crashed from hiss allnighter#and passing notes in class#and all that free time over crittermas breaks to do stupid dares and long rambling conversations abt nothing#sol knits albie his first sweater#they have their first beer together#they come back after a really bad day for the both of them and lie on the floor and talk abt anything but that#albin practices spells on sol and its not a good or safe idea but its probably fine#albin pettily bitching about his assigned partner for an arcana class project and sol blindly tsking his side always#only wizards can check out library books and albie checks out all sols books for him#...... anyway
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can someone nice (!!) please please please adopt me im begging you im requesting you (huge word vomit and vent in tags, pls dont read if u dont want to!! and if you don't want this stuff on this blog PLS lmk!! i dont wanna make anyone uncomfy! )
#tw vent#yes ik i have a vent blog#but idk why i dont wanna go there#ill prolly delete this in a while + if i vent here (which ill try not to) ill always tag it#but if any of yall aren't fine with it pls do lmk!!! ill stop <3#Anyways.#fucking hell i hate this.#dude#i very specifically told them to hurry the fuck up THEY were the ones making us late#i have told them a hundred times the minimum time i jeed to get ready#i told them this morning too that you guys make us late then put it all on me#nad she went like oh no dear dont worry that wont happen#WELL GUESS WHAT BITCH#and like the lecture and huge ass scolding and then cold shouldet ive been getting from BOTH of them before i left for coachinh#im just tired atp#idk its not even that big a deal this happens everyday#i dont know how to feel#idk if im even rly feeling anything atp#its just that i really fucking hate being here#I wanna get the fuck out#but thing is this makes me feel kinda guilty occasionally#for eg a few days ago i was rly sick and she took care of me kinda#and then that made me feel bad for hating her#but then things like this happen and i cant help it and i feel so conflicted#i dont want to stay here i know that for sure but i feel guilty for it#if i speak im being rude and backtalking#if i dont speak im being rude and ignoring#the fuck am i supposed to do????#she always tells me to 'stay silent and just hear it'#and when i do that she keeps shouting again and again and finally i say smth bc although its extremely fucking dumb of me to open my mouth
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kate bush if she used letterboxd: ill put it on the watchlist
#is this anything. sorry im browsing letterboxd and the wedding list is stuck in my head#a fun thing i like to do is go through an actors filmography on letterboxd and look at films of theirs you havent seen#and unfortunately sometimes you may find that nope youve already seen all the good ones. only the bad ones are left#and other times you find something to kate bush voice PUT ON THE WATCH . LIST!!!!!#sorry. anyway right now im going through james spaders filmography for personal understandable reasons#insane to me hes only done 49 movies feel like it should be more??? oh well#when i get to hell i will be looking for the people that made the dvds of curtain call without any subtitles or closed captions#i cant process audio bitch . let me understand what that goofy boy is saying. apparently on streaming its got subtitles let me have themmmm#anyway. in this coming winter when i need to cling to things to enjoy i may be watching more movies
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Aabria Iyengar is once again the saving light of Critical Role and we would be truly fucked without her
#critical role#aabria iyengar#cr3ep77#critical role campaign 3#bells hells#ashton greymoore#cr ashton#I need to know I have a bad ass bitch on earth is the feeling right now#NO ONE does it like her!!!!
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