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[oblique-hell]

sorry for only uploading stuff at the worst time of day

unmute for cute song

[pigdemonart]

Hi i havent posted in a while, so sorry!!!! 🥺

But I’m still alive! Here’s a drawing I made of my Mala getting kissed by death (Hisuian Zoroark) hehe

Wild times in the campaign ~ 😌

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[the-thing-named-shallot]

after kirk got demoted to captain and they brought that 300 year old extra large mushroom pepperoni pizza with extra onion and a michelob

@mmmerlenoir thank you for pointing out that kirk took the pizza with him back to the ship on my last post

[rcrisdraws]

Is that a chicken?

[anitalianfrie]

uglyass livery make over: VR46 racing team edition

my credentials: i have eyes

rules: main color stays, sponsor size and color (red for pertamina, blue for comoli ferrari etc) remains identical, vale's egomaniac tendencies stay

time it took me: one hour and a half exagerating

pay: nothing, creating a universe where that thing didn't exist was enough

inspo: my beautiful girlfriend honda nastro azzurro, 75th year special livery

result:

100% tooting my own horn but i think it looks at LEAST marginally better

[narianders-gt-hell]

Gt mecha ideas that aren’t morally bankrupt please enjoy

Hello everyone it’s come to my attention that there’s a cunt in the community and as such I am creating this series where I post ideas for gt mecha AUs that 1) aren’t GTMS bc why would anyone fucking do that (CASTS A WITHERING GAZE TOWARDS NORA) and 2) are entirely free to use.

I have like more than a few ideas abt gt mecha. Because I think about gt mecha every damn day I’m always on that gt mecha grind and unlike some people I’m normal about it

1. Huge mecha built from seafaring vessels in a post apocalyptic giant ocean monsters setting that sync so well with their human pilots that they can sometimes develop their own consciousness built off of the brains of said pilots, especially during and directly after traumatic events that hurt or kill the pilots. In the case that a pilot is killed oftentimes these mechs retain an uploaded intelligence and oftentimes this goes completely unbeknownst to Fucking Everyone. Anyway this brings up a bunch of super fun subscenarios like

a) what sort of feelings might someone who remembers their own death in vivid detail have about it now that they’re trapped in the body of a 400 ton robot?

b) do they need to grapple every day with whether or not they should reveal themselves to the humans around them?

c) would the humans accept them? Do the people in charge of the mech program know that their technology can do this?

d) what would a new human pilot feel like in their system now that they are a fully formed UI? Is it a struggle being hooked up to another separate brain?

2. MASSIVE planet-sized mecha that has tons of drones ranging from huge maintenance ones to smaller minigiant-sized drones meant to interact with organic life is just sitting in disrepair floating thru space like a freaking idiot. Until a scavenger comes along looking for parts! Many possibilities here.

a) Does the scavenger know what they’re looking at or are they just like cool! Now I have TONS of parts to sell

b) is the robot so damaged that not even it knows what’s up with its internals and it just uses one of its drones to be like Repairs Needed. Please.

c) would the scavenger bring others to help take the vessel apart? What if they figured out it was sentient and still alive somewhat after bringing others in?

d) what if the robot is more conscious than just broadcasting SOS and its need for repairs and tries to assign its drones different personalities so the scavenger just thinks they’re competing with other robotic scavengers until the ehe. Big reveal?

3. Minigiant mech built to protect a small human outpost on a previously uninhabited moon dealing with the daily humdrum of human researcher life after being an active combat fighter for a very long time. Much to discuss. Such as.

a) Robot PTSD.

b) Can robot and human ever truly be friends when they both fought in,,,,,,The War™️. jk they become lovers.

c) what if some aliens showed up. Wouldn’t that be fucked.

d) What are the humans researching and does it have ramifications for the robot ?

4. Whatever the hell bang bravern had going on.

a) please

b) please

c) please

d) it would be so funny

5. Small robot built to be companion to larger organic species witnesses the end of that species and comes across a cosmic entity that offers to take them away from the hollow shell of the planet they once knew to be home

a) robot ptsd (again!)

b) was home good? Was home ever good? Did they resent their creators?

c) are they reluctant to go? Do they think maybe if they wander the scorched and barren world they could maybe find another survivor like them?

d) what does the cosmic entity think about all this? Are they normally a passive observer? Did something motivate them to step out of that role? What are their fucking intentions?

6. Robots that was originally a huge war mech gets repurposed into a smaller model meant for educational playtime or whatever by the enemy. Fun things can occur here like

a) teaching kids about how to sabotage supply chains in subspace.

b) getting much more invested in the kid’s imaginary playtime world than they thought they would

c) adoption. That’s the robot’s organic freak of a child now.

d) how to teach your baby warmonger advanced robotics.

Feel free to take these and run with them in any direction you see fit, if u wanna @ me abt it that would be cool!

[adjoint-law]

it's all fun and games until

PER SON is SHUT

PER SON has BABA and BABA and BABA and BABA and BABA

BABA is OPEN

what if baba came into your house and said PER SON is PUSH and started pushing your ass around

[luoisalunitic]

silly though because I want more of the Bare Armed Gibbon and Red Buttock-Horse Monkey because they seem cool :(

reblogs >>>> likes

[chechula]

Birthday gift for my dear friend who loves vampires♥ . The whole thing was made in three days, I had too much fun drawing it! I created the cover drawing in the car on the way to the birthday party. So I had no time to scan it :D Well, if you enjoy reading it let me know and I will try to post more (I am making comics for my friend regularly, I am just too ashamed to translate and upload these silly things online x_x ) _____________________________________ Patreon Commissions

[teem-boo]

had to get this out of my system. good game.

[realitys-ex]

The count losing his shit when there are not a total of 1001 nights shown in the film.

The blood bath in the theater does not satiate him, it is a prelude, a warm up for the act that will bring balance to the lie filled media. People talk of media literacy, but sometimes, media numeracy is far more important.

He starts with the owner of the production studio, after all, you always start with number one.

"One lying movie creator. Ah-ha-ha."

There is no fear in the actors, or the writers, or even the camera operators.

Fear is a thing of the unknown, but the blood soaked count is coming for them, there is peace in knowing that your days are...numbered.

No, the fear is reserved for those with smaller positions in production. Side notes.

The catering, post production, location acquisition.

They hope against hope that there are one thousand and one people more important than them, by whatever metric that mad Muppet uses.

But live in fear of the sounds of blood soaked cloth, followed by the fateful words "One Thousand and One lying movie creators. Ha-Ha-Ha."

the look of absolute dread on that ticker seller's face

[lizardsfromspace]

"Look at this video of a child disappointed at their expensive gift! Children are so spoiled these days!"

That's cool. So, why did their parents upload their small child being upset online? In a public video, shared to the entire video? Why did they even save the recording?

Like. The kid in that scenario could be saying the most entitled nonsense in the world, and if their parents post it online to be publicly shamed, I'd still support the kid 100%. Thinking your child's life is a toy to exploit freely for #content is "spoiled"; when faced with mommy vlogers, kids should be demanding three PS5s and a new Bugatti, and we should be applauding them for it

[pimsri]

I make art about grief again

[crystaleevee4]

i am going to start a collection

if you have any other posts of this kind please send them to me

update: this one thanks to @iputmcytsintohydraulicpress (great url, by the way)

this one courtesy of @catamaurrr-star

So I didn’t want to separate it into two images, this was the best I could do- thanks to @blocky-tides! also art is by @/cheeryfairies

thanks @o0recipme0o

hey @igotthisaccountunderduress. less mcyt related but thanks anyways :D

heheh

found another one from my favorite game in stars and time go play it

WE'VE GOT A BIG ONE TO ADD TO THE LIST TODAY. EVERYONE SAY HI XKCD. it's my favorite guy ever... skizzleman mention!

...so anyways here's my self-promotion now that this has almost 15,000 notes and you guys sure as hell won't see it if i reblog

My AO3! Not much there right now besides OC stuff, but more to come!

Situations ask game! pleasepleaseplease send me hc/life series stuff here i need enrichment (some of these are shorter, but i can promise you i will deliver!)

@traffic-smp-headcannons! me and mod tides like seeing your ideas :)

(of note: i also take art requests, but only traditional)

[iamnottoph]

legal rep for a local pokéball manufacturer here, can confirm that all of this is accurate, yep. (well, the PC compatibility parts anyway, i know very little about pro battler stuff).

for the people sounding off elsewhere in these reblogs about how apricorn balls aren't popular anymore because of Silph Co poisoning the local apricorn plants or something (and putting chemicals in the water to turn the friggin poliwhirls gay etc), nope, this is why: absolute production consistency. Silph's internal QA standards aim for like 99.9% model accuracy, its fuckin wild. If a League/municipal PC terminal ever spits out a silph ball I'm pretty sure the Silph Co president personally handwrites you an apology letter. same with Devon, because this is their companies' whole brand: being the Iconic, ensuring that every single piece of their equipment, everywhere, gives the same experience and will never give the user any manufacturing-related issues. Mom n Pop's Home-Made Apricorn Balls and xXeeveecutieXx's bespoke Furretsy creations can't compete, at least not on that front, and so they lean into the customizability and handmade aesthetic - they work, they're technically League-legal, but no PC compatibility, meaning limited usability. and mid-tier regional operations like the one i work for usually struggle to turn a profit while still maintaining these standards because they don't benefit from the same economies of scale.

and so,*because* of the industrial standards maintained by the big players, Leagues/regional municipalities are free to make their PC safety protocols very, very strict, as described above, and usually quite selective as well. usually, any new pokéball type and the associated ID protocols have to be individually added to the system. and the process for registering a new accepted pokéball variant, depending on region, can take anywhere from months to years to straight-up "no", if you are not a representative from a massive established manufacturer. so even if they can stay afloat, these smaller manufacturers are always marching to the beat of the big players' drums; they cant make their own unique or branded variants to distinguish themselves from Silph Co and Devon without going through a lengthy and expensive legal process, unless theyve got some kinda sweetheart dea with the regional municipality.

and to touch on *non* 1st-Region-Problems for a minute, this actually becomes relevant when PC systems are being established in a region, because what they usually do is copy/paste the codebase from another established region - complete with those strict safety standards, written around the big boys' strict manufacturing standards. so, your small region's local economy of bespoke pokéball manufacters? poof! all gone. don't worry, though: Silph Co is hiring!

(weirdly enough, if these standards ever change it'll probably be, like, big entertainment and media companies that do it. in the circles i run in i'm constantly hearing stories about this or that celebrity or studio mogul upset by/not understanding the fact that they can't easily commission a line of PC-usable promotional or branded balls. Even something like a simple logo breaks PC compatibility, and they are Big Mad about it; and, unlike us plebs, they actually have the financial clout to bring local municipalities to the negotiating table. not that they're going to personally herald an age of pokéball customizability, of course, they'll be more than happy to uphold those standards once its their IP being protected. but it could be the first crack in the dam, so to speak. just be aware that the first shot in the People's War Against Pokéball Appearance Standards will probably be, like. a limited-edition super premium Iono Feastables(tm) Ball.)

me explaining to the other trainers that apricorns are unknown outside of Johto because of deliberate suppression by the Silph and Devon corporations to present artificial pokeballs as the only means of capturing pokemon and establish regional monopolies after they eliminate renewable sources