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[teaboot]

(Writing is hard)

[ghouljams]

Hear me out...

Fae!Nik

GOD the things I'd let that man do to me.

Fae!Nikolai that doesn't quite understand why all of the 141 is going about and complicating things. If he wants a pretty thing under him he just hires one. Saunters into Price's bar and picks a name off the list that the bartender offers him. That's not so hard, is it? These Englishmen could learn a thing or two from him, going to all sorts of lengths just to sink their claws into one little flight of fancy- bah.

Except he walks into the wrong room.

He'd been told that his pick of the evening would meet him in room 9, so to room 9 he went. Except you don't meet him in the room, you're already in the room. Not a problem, just makes things easier, especially with you already undressed, clutching at the sheets like you're scared to let him see what's beneath. You lean back on the bed so shyly, your knees drawing towards your chest, and God- he can smell the way your skin heats as he looks at you, hear the way your heartbeat patters nervously in your chest. What a sweet thing you are, putting on such a show for him when he can almost taste the heady arousal in the air.

He spends so long between your legs, drinking you in and feeling the shake of your thighs, he doesn't notice the drop of blood when he finally pushes inside. Why would he? You're so relaxed and wet for him there's barely a wince as your pretty cunt stretches around his cock. It's only the soft pleading of your voice, the way you lick your slick off his lips, the clutch of your arms wound tight around his shoulders, that hold his attention. Such a pretty, sweet, toy for him. So easy to catch and hold, all he has to do is hire you out again.

The problem comes, as it so often does when blood is in play, once the deed is done. Once he's wrung you dry and left you dripping with his own spend, his pretty thing laid out and satisfied in bed. Once he's already left, and once he comes back.

Once the person who comes into his room is definitely not you, and once he has Price pull his reservation from last time. Once he shows Price the room he'd been in (now boasting a 6 outside the door) and sees the word "virgin" on your bill.

The problem comes when he feels that itch behind his teeth, the settling of a tether he didn't know he'd hooked, and the knowledge that maybe he's not so different from his complicated English friend after all.

[marstectomy]

we need more T4T furry yaoi in this cold world

[boatcats]

Tourniquet

"No," Jim said as Ed reached for their arm with the tourniquet he'd managed to fashion from a leather strap and a piece of wood. Their arm was bleeding badly, the color leaching out of their face, but they shied away from his hands as though his touch could burn them. "No, no, no, no," they repeated again.

Ed pulled his hands back and held up his palms, half surrender and half supplication. He wanted to scream or bite his own lips bloody with worry and regret. But now was not the time. "Jim. Jim." He waited until their gaze moved to his face to keep talking. "I won't touch you until you tell me I can, okay? I know this isn't ideal. I know you'd rather this was anyone but me. The crew will be here soon. But please let me help you until they get here."

Jim looked surprised for a moment. Then they looked angry. "I'm not scared because it's you, you asshole." And suddenly they looked embarrassed. "Don't make me say it," they muttered.

Oh. Oh.

Unspoken went: I'm scared because it's scary.

And suddenly Ed could deal with this.

"Hey," Ed said as gently as he could, "this is temporary. I bet it won't even be on for a half hour. Roach will be here soon. You can squeeze my shoulder with your other hand if it hurts."

Jim closed their eyes, gave Ed their arm, and absolutely white-knuckled his shoulder.

When the tourniquet was on, Ed set Jim's arm down and placed a piece of torn sailcloth over it so Jim didn't have to look at it. "It's all done," he told them. "I'm gonna keep on eye on your arm so you don't have to worry about it, okay?"

Jim blew out a tired breath. They looked very young all of a sudden. They nodded.

"Worst part's done," Ed assured them. "You did really good and we're just gonna hang out and take some deep breaths while we wait for the crew okay?"

"Okay." Jim nodded again and took a shaky breath.

"Good breath. Just like that. Do you want my coat?" Ed asked.

"I know how to breathe," Jim snapped. "Don't patronize me."

--

When the crew arrived ten minutes later, Jim was wearing Ed's coat.

As Roach helped them onto the makeshift stretcher they gave Ed a small smile.

[drowned-hubris]

And, since guns obviously won’t have any laws now, some other republican with a gun (maybe with better aim) can still come along

as a reminder to anyone who needs a little hope tonight:

not all votes have been counted. the red majority across the senate, house, and white house may still happen, but it might not be as bad as it looks because mail-in votes typically lean blue. we might win a few seats back.

a few seats/contentious races have already gone in favor of democrats. thats a good sign.

if god forbid everything does go red, this is not the end. many of the policies trump wants to put in place would require constitutional amendments. he doesnt have the 2/3rds support he needs for that in congress even with the current projections. its close.

we don't have to survive another four years. just two. hang on for 2 years, and 33 (out of 100) senate seats are up for grabs. all house seats are, too. we can flip it blue and stop trump. after losing this election, the democrats and the country is going to be ready for a change, just like it was in 2018.

trump is old. trump is not healthy. i wouldn't be surprised if the stress of the job will genuinely kill him or make him incapable of leading. i cant say if vance would be worse or not, but that does change the game significantly.

please don't lose hope. things look dire, but you're here now. you got through 2016, even if you didn't get through as safely or as happily as you would have liked. don't let the doomerism rhetoric of the election get to you. that's meant to make you want anything other than a trump presidency—to make you think you couldn't survive without the alternative. it looks like we'll have to.

and we can. we will.

[two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat]

apollo sweaty guy swagger supremacy

[crossdressingdeath]

Rook: The Demon of Vyrantium is grocery-shopping for the team? Lucanis: Have you seen what they eat? It's a miracle you didn't all starve before you hired me.

Lucanis: Neve only eats fried fish. You'd think a detective would have discovered scurvy by now.

Lucanis stopping to go grocery shopping for the team really is the most precious shit. Truly the team cook. I also love him snarking about Neve's dietary habits in particular, I suspect she's getting nagged a fair bit when Rook isn't around...

[eldrtchmn]

[mroddmod]

Any chance you'll end up putting your Halloween Stan and Ford on InPrint? >< Curious minds...

LOL to be completely honest with you i didn’t think anyone would want that!! but i just added them and my old scary-oke stan if you or anyone else is interested :3 and if y’all want any other pieces up there let me know! i just wasn’t sure what you guys would want if any at all

psst psst there’s also a 15% off sale going on rn…… if u were wondering…..

[jaffiko]

that was me a few days ago:

that is me like right now:

It's freezing outside and loads of snow what, dude, I'm so happy and at the same time so confused, cause it's never november the time in my place, gosh";,,

green crowns remain on some of the covered trees😭

[chechula]

Birthday gift for my dear friend who loves vampires♥ . The whole thing was made in three days, I had too much fun drawing it! I created the cover drawing in the car on the way to the birthday party. So I had no time to scan it :D Well, if you enjoy reading it let me know and I will try to post more (I am making comics for my friend regularly, I am just too ashamed to translate and upload these silly things online x_x ) _____________________________________ Patreon Commissions

[lizardsfromspace]

"Look at this video of a child disappointed at their expensive gift! Children are so spoiled these days!"

That's cool. So, why did their parents upload their small child being upset online? In a public video, shared to the entire video? Why did they even save the recording?

Like. The kid in that scenario could be saying the most entitled nonsense in the world, and if their parents post it online to be publicly shamed, I'd still support the kid 100%. Thinking your child's life is a toy to exploit freely for #content is "spoiled"; when faced with mommy vlogers, kids should be demanding three PS5s and a new Bugatti, and we should be applauding them for it

[pimsri]

I make art about grief again

[neo--queen--serenity]

the man with a plan

[crystaleevee4]

i am going to start a collection

if you have any other posts of this kind please send them to me

update: this one thanks to @iputmcytsintohydraulicpress (great url, by the way)

this one courtesy of @catamaurrr-star

So I didn’t want to separate it into two images, this was the best I could do- thanks to @blocky-tides! also art is by @/cheeryfairies

thanks @o0recipme0o

hey @igotthisaccountunderduress. less mcyt related but thanks anyways :D

heheh

found another one from my favorite game in stars and time go play it

WE'VE GOT A BIG ONE TO ADD TO THE LIST TODAY. EVERYONE SAY HI XKCD. it's my favorite guy ever... skizzleman mention!

...so anyways here's my self-promotion now that this has almost 15,000 notes and you guys sure as hell won't see it if i reblog

My AO3! Not much there right now besides OC stuff, but more to come!

Situations ask game! pleasepleaseplease send me hc/life series stuff here i need enrichment (some of these are shorter, but i can promise you i will deliver!)

@traffic-smp-headcannons! me and mod tides like seeing your ideas :)

(of note: i also take art requests, but only traditional)