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I think people who love to slander the Wembley costumes to hell and back have more to say about the production but all their other points kinda suck.

I get not liking them, I was on the fence about them at first but to say they look cheap and completely uninspired is so stupid and couldn’t be further from the truth.

Yeah they look “less like trains” but they also have such vibrant colours and the materials look so sleek and modern for most of them bar momma and rusty WHICH WORKS. The details are insane and I notice more things the more I look at them.

To say you prefer the originals are fine and to even criticise the new ones is also fine and I’m not gonna tell you not to, but that’s practically the only criticism I ever see and frankly it’s getting boring please give me more to argue back against.

Also I can’t justify this it’s just a feeling in my soul but the costumes also remind me of the train in Fortnite and I love Fortnite so it’s a win for me.

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Me when Mean lesbians

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To those who care hello hi it’s me uh lidlverse chapter one is up? It’s gonna take a few days for chapter two as I need to rewrite it because it sucks but other than that please read and keep up to date. I know the writing isn’t phenomenal or anything but it gets good I promise

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away… in the country of Great Britain. The total drama cast find themselves barely surviving in yes England because funk you I’m not researching if any of this makes sense in Canada, and having to work multiple mundane jobs in retail and various, with many working at the titular Lidl, our main characters find themselves wrapped up in a story way beyond their (or yours… or mine even) comprehension.

What’s with all these sudden deaths? Why is there an ant colony under Zoey’s bed? Will Gwen and Courtney be able to sustain their relationship? Does pineapple really belong on pizza? Well… if any of these questions intrigue you, then Total Drama; The Lidlverse might just be the perfect fan fiction for you. And if none of those pique your interest? Well read it anyway if you’ve already made it this far.

Also follow my IG and Tumblr : @bhnsby on T and @envariiety on IG for any other Lidl content; for the actual Lidl accounts it’s @lidlverse on all

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PSA: This page does not welcome any Wembley Belle hate. I’m willing to argue on any character be that female greaseball to olc Ashley but Belle slander is not welcome as I’ll just start crying

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Instead of doing my coursework like I’m meant to I’ve been drawing girlball Electra starlight characters

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Excuse me.

What was that

That. Did not sound like scott at all.

I just got whiplash from how fast I cracked my neck around to see what that was.

I knew his voice actor probably put on a voice but that was an EXTREME shift.

Also I’m now running with the implication this means scott fakes or at least over exaggerates his voice.

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So tdi fandom who are we thinking for this?

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I love MKulia because I genuinely can’t make any angst whatsoever for them and I love them like that. Not everything needs to be deep depressing and angsty sometimes they can just be lesbians who commit tax fraud together

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Next person to say Dawn should’ve been in tdas is getting shot

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Sighs. Starlight express obsession incoming.

Yes I’m obsessed with a musical about singing trains, yes I had to make a tdi au for it.

I present my stex2024 and tdroti au

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Since you like jo, i need to hear more about your opinion about her

GOD I THOUGHT ID NEVER BE ASKED

Resident Jo guy here ready to talk about her too much

Funny enough I think Jo might be the character I’ve talked about the most on here? Not that anyone asked but I know I’ve done one on her and her dynamic with lightning, multiple jomarias, and whenever AS or roti comes up I always talk about her it’s like there’s some unknown force making me.

But for my jo take for today, I wanna talk about her/heather and the dynamic as well as the parallels between both.

Jo and heather are like one of the only mix gen dynamics, which is crazy. I can only think of like Scottney and like every other interaction between characters are so basic they have the essence of just “hello _____ character from other season!” “Hello _____ character from other season! We’ve now hit our interaction check box meaning this season wasn’t entirely pointless and definitely couldn’t just have been another roti season but everyone complained at the new characters” “huzzah!”

Sorry got sidetracked. Butt Jo and Heather do interact beyond that and I WISH we got more of them

To compare both, both are a “villain” in the series they compete in. And both are a take on a type of “bully”.

Heather is your classic mean girl but better. She’s the Regina George the Heather Chandler thats her trope. Yes there’s more depth to her but for this comparison I just want to talk about her in relation to Jo. Now to contrast Jo is more of the “jock bully” archetype. But once again, better.

Despite there clear differences they actually have more in common than I initially thought. Both take advantage of people they see as “less than them”. Heather with Beth and Lindsay, and Jo with Cameron and Lightning. Lightning and Lindsay clearly have some similarities in they’re both stupid and their manipulator uses this to their advantage, making them think they have an ally/friend but in actuality they are just being used. And Beth and Cameron are similar in the sense that their dynamic with their “bully” is also disguised as a friendship. Beth wants to be in the popular clique and Cameron wants to just survive this, meaning he’s willing to work with Jo despite her clearly being mean rude and horrible to him. Both Jo and Heather use these people to make it far, but ultimately their downfall is due to the people they used all season (jo being betrayed by cam and voted off by cam and lightning and heather having Lindsay being the reason she looses the challenge).

They also both have a very similar dynamic, heather with Gwen and Leshawna and Jo with Zoey and Anne Maria. Yes I know the Gwen/leshawna dynamic is very different to the Anne Maria/zoey dynamic, but when it comes to heather and Jo they’re actually kinda similar. Gwen is typically a little play thing for Heather to torment, with Leshawna always being at her neck standing up for other people and not being afraid to put heather in her place and fight back, and while Jo is rude to everyone Zoey will often not retaliate back, unlike Anne Maria who is, like Leshawna, always at her neck usually standing up for herself and other people (seen with how she defends the likes of cam guys wait till I drop the AM essay I have proof of this) and not being afraid to put Jo in her place and fight back against her rude/pushy/bossy/etc.

Their competitiveness and want to win is also something that both have. While it’s not as evident in heather (more in world tour than any other) they both have a desire to win individual and team challenges, as well as overall too.

Also just remembered in All stars they both make an alliance with an enemy of some kind only for them to immediately try to get them eliminated, both times backfiring with heather getting out instead and lightning being seen as useful later on (stfu no he wouldn’t have been)

The first clear difference between both is Jos internalised misogyny.

GOD I hate when people deny this it’s so obvious to me am I the only one that sees this but yeah anyway Jo makes an off handed comment about heathers “girly short shorts” or something idk I can’t remember I’m not rewatching I’m at college right now

Butt, I think some of Jos hate for Heather comes from some of her internalised misogyny. They would genuinely make for good friends if they weren’t both such haters. But alas Jo sees someone she’s compatible with and would get along with, but said person is a girly teen girl and doesn’t want to allow for a platonic female relationship. She doesn’t want to be friends with someone who is what she hates about herself. She’s not feminine and I don’t think that’s the reason for her internalised misogyny, I don’t think she needs to be “girly” or anything, and I don’t think she’s implied to be trans to me, I see it more as a societal thing where she feels like she “isn’t one of the girls” and better than people who are girly because to her she’s an exception and society tells her that guys are better than girls and her personality/attitude/interests/identity aligns more with the masculine gender (not trans just vibes ykwim) and so she denies all of her feminine traits to be better than everyone else. I think had jo and heather had more time, she could’ve overcome this and eventually formed a bit of a alliance/even friendship with heather, similarly to what started to/would’ve happened with jo and Anne Maria guys jomaria canon guys guys please

So yeah tl;dr Jo and heather are peak and would’ve been even more peak had they had more time

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Is this a safe space to say every tdi character is an asshole/mean person/“bad” person even to an extent

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what are your thoughts on the potential dynamics between the roti cast members and owen, if he had been on all stars?

GOD I WISH.

Owen deserved it and should’ve been there instead of Sam or sierra. I don’t care he should’ve

I love Owen and he has great chemistry with like every character ever.

I think Jo and Owen could’ve been peak. Owen gets along with everyone. And half of Jos dynamics are her taking advantage of someone stupid or naive. Owen is both. He definitely would’ve become a little pawn for her. He’d be a mix of Cameron (his pushover-ness) and lightning (his idiocy) to her, so I can definitely see her wanting to use this to her benefit. And Owen just sees the best in everyone. It’d be like intentions al had with Owen mixed with heather and Duncan’s way they acted around Owen. I also think it would be funny if like, she genuinely starts to like him a bit since he just lets her be bossy and competitive and such. Like I can imagine her thinking he’s not too bad and definitely going easy on him. Also it could give her some development after roti, where she realises to appreciate people that give her respect, and that she doesn’t need to force it out of people and sometimes people will just give it to you or something idk I’m going too roti action Jo development fan fiction now.

I can also see him being friends with the friendship trio just because they’re all nice. I’d like to imagine Zoey being rather,,, confused by him. Since he was a season one finalist but just clearly does not fit the idea of what a finalist should be. She’d probably be really interested in him and same with Cameron. They both want to analyse him like a bug in a jar.

Uh Sam was just Owen in all stars so like. I don’t think anything interesting would come out of them.

Same with Scott and lightning I just can’t see anything fun or intriguing here.

I mainly just think Jo would have a good dynamic with him, which is very telling of the all stars writing because roti would be a very different story. But the writing for all stars sucks and they don’t do anything interesting with the characters or dynamics other than what they do with Jo.

Anyway Owen great not a bad season for him peak tdi stop being Owen haters

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Got the most INSANE art block it’s getting serious at this point so I drew julia I guess I was gonna draw Scott but. As mentioned, this art block is genuinely bad

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Next person to say “________ total drama character is a bad person/did this bad thing that means they’re evil and I hate them!” are getting a sword to their neck

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My next it’s always sunny x total drama au pitch

Please give me suggestions on the rest of the gang because I’m stuck on everyone especially Mac and Frank