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I think people who love to slander the Wembley costumes to hell and back have more to say about the production but all their other points kinda suck.

I get not liking them, I was on the fence about them at first but to say they look cheap and completely uninspired is so stupid and couldn’t be further from the truth.

Yeah they look “less like trains” but they also have such vibrant colours and the materials look so sleek and modern for most of them bar momma and rusty WHICH WORKS. The details are insane and I notice more things the more I look at them.

To say you prefer the originals are fine and to even criticise the new ones is also fine and I’m not gonna tell you not to, but that’s practically the only criticism I ever see and frankly it’s getting boring please give me more to argue back against.

Also I can’t justify this it’s just a feeling in my soul but the costumes also remind me of the train in Fortnite and I love Fortnite so it’s a win for me.

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Me when Mean lesbians

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To those who care hello hi it’s me uh lidlverse chapter one is up? It’s gonna take a few days for chapter two as I need to rewrite it because it sucks but other than that please read and keep up to date. I know the writing isn’t phenomenal or anything but it gets good I promise

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away… in the country of Great Britain. The total drama cast find themselves barely surviving in yes England because funk you I’m not researching if any of this makes sense in Canada, and having to work multiple mundane jobs in retail and various, with many working at the titular Lidl, our main characters find themselves wrapped up in a story way beyond their (or yours… or mine even) comprehension.

What’s with all these sudden deaths? Why is there an ant colony under Zoey’s bed? Will Gwen and Courtney be able to sustain their relationship? Does pineapple really belong on pizza? Well… if any of these questions intrigue you, then Total Drama; The Lidlverse might just be the perfect fan fiction for you. And if none of those pique your interest? Well read it anyway if you’ve already made it this far.

Also follow my IG and Tumblr : @bhnsby on T and @envariiety on IG for any other Lidl content; for the actual Lidl accounts it’s @lidlverse on all

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Pearl but Kaynas hair because it’s been in my mind for too long to not draw

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Instead of doing my coursework like I’m meant to I’ve been drawing girlball Electra starlight characters

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Struggling formulating my thoughts right now, really sucking. Have this shit fever dream

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I’ve seen many total drama fans get annoyed when someone says something about a character that is somewhat analytical but isn’t been explicitly stated by saying that people are claiming headcanons are being treated as canon or that people are looking to deeply into something that doesn’t warrant it, and while the second point is it’s own can of worms, I think tdi fans and fans in general need to understand that some things are what is intended by the creators, just implied and ever so slightly implied. It’s straight up fact that Dakota has insecurities shown through very obvious dialogue, I’d say implied that Jo is insecure about her appearance due to words and actions she has done that would lead to this and ever so slightly implied that Scott has a bad home life or relationship with his parents due to a singular line said and his overall actions. And then some things are just either full on fact like Mike having DID or just completely headcanon like someone saying that brick has ptsd from ‘nam or something.

Each point has a different amount of evidence to back it up, and I think that some people may take these things further and develop upon them for their own ideas and concepts, but when most people analyse characters they’re not saying “x did this because x reason and that’s a fact!” No, they’re often meaning “y acts this way, and that probably comes from this fact we know about y and other things we can infer from that”. Often people are not saying that what they are saying is fact but people get annoyed that either they didn’t see it before or don’t agree with it. And while I agree there’s some characters that I enjoy and want to keep as just simple and fun, other people’s enjoyment of a character is by taking what they are, and while not mischaracterising them, but giving more depth to them then I think it really doesn’t matter. I think mischaracterisation is different but u can’t think about how to defend myself right now. This post probably doesn’t make sense too I’ve gone on too many tangents and had to delete them so apologies if I start a sentence and don’t finish it here

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Excuse me.

What was that

That. Did not sound like scott at all.

I just got whiplash from how fast I cracked my neck around to see what that was.

I knew his voice actor probably put on a voice but that was an EXTREME shift.

Also I’m now running with the implication this means scott fakes or at least over exaggerates his voice.

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So tdi fandom who are we thinking for this?

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followup on villain rankings- your top 4 are definitely THE top 4 but id love to know what factors gave them their placement or what makes one a better villain over the other etc... julia is her whole own beast imo

OKAY SO

My top four CHARACTERS are completely different being Heather Justin Courtney and either Julia or Scott but I stand by my villains I believe

Starting with heather I think there’s definitely some plot armour and she’s less of a villain to me and more of just an antagonist. Like yeah she’s a bitch and she’s mean to everyone but she doesn’t really scheme or do anything that isn’t just thought of in the moment. But by GOD is she funny and just awful. She’s so straight up horrid to everyone that she is arguably the biggest threat in any season from an explicit standpoint, as Alejandro, Scott and even Julia only effect certain people (be their teams or specific people they target), unlike Heather who even pre merge pisses off Leshawna, gets Eva eliminated just for being there, argues with 75% of contestants, reads gwens diary for no reason, makes fun of 95% of contestants, gets people eliminated just because she doesn’t like them anymore and more. She’s just a menace and I don’t think any villain comes close to her pure effect on the characters.

But Alejandro has a different thing. His effect on the story is what makes him so effective. He doesn’t really impact as many characters as Heather, not just because there’s less of them but characters like Gwen, Blaineley, Ezekiel, Izzy and even Sierra and Cody have pretty much nothing with him, and none of their eliminations have anything to do with him scheming to get them out. He’s less outwardly villainous to everyone, even to the people he’s manipulating, meaning we get less of heathers fun evilness and more of a calculating and manipulative villain. And, especially for total drama villains, he’s done well. Yeah he has some plot armour but it’s so hard to write a story without plot armour. What makes him the best is that the viewers can see him being evil but the contestants can’t, allowing for some great interactions and downfalls. Yeah Bridget pisses me off but man I can fully buy it. He by far is the contestant that thought about the long game the most, with almost every choice allowing for that. As we see by the ways the eliminated contestants voted, he still had many characters willing to side with him over Heather AND Cody. And him taking Heather to the final was a smart move on his part, by making sure the most hated contestant was heading to the finale with him he was basically secured a win (in universe it would seem. Of course the audience can see that Heather (the rightful winner) was going to win, but for him and most other characters it was going to be him or very close at the least). Uh idk what my point was going to be here but Alejandro to me is the best villain because he actually feels like one? A lot of other “villains” just seem like antagonists to me, but Alejandro’s execution was handled so well (for tdi standards especially) that I could write whole paragraphs for him on the ins and outs of him, but alas I have two more to talk about.

Scott gets too much hate sorry “his plan makes no sense!” Okay well it worked? I’d even get the argument somewhat if he WASNT LITERALLY BASED OFF A PRE-EXISTING SURVIVOR CONTESTANT WHOS PLAN ALSO WORKED. But yeah what I like with Scott that I can’t say for the rest is it makes total sense to me how he stays for as long as he does. His plan actually isn’t that stupid because he easily framed B, the dawn thing he had planned out in advance, sam Dakota and Staci all fucked up on their own, and the other eliminations also all make sense. The only one I have any issue with is Bricks but that’s completely separate from Scott’s. What I think makes him better than Heather is that while he has her “explicit cunt” energy he also has Alejandro’s more hidden evil traits. He doesn’t show his full capability to be a dick but still shows some to allow for some funny interactions and more obviously antagonistic traits, but we also get to see his scheming, manipulative and more … cunty? Dickheady? Idk man more bitchy side. My biggest gripe with him is it often feels like he doesn’t have as much to do as the other villains, and I feel as if we don’t get as memorable interactions. He’s a cunt to Sam but we don’t get as much as Alejandro and Owen I feel, somewhat a cunt to Lightning and Brick but they have more memorable interactions with Jo, fucks over Dawn in her elimination episode but it’s over almost as soon as it starts, leaving the only significant interactions for me being Zoey and Mike. I feel like there’s so much they could’ve done to give him more to do and more to say, I think there’s plenty of interesting interactions that we never got to explore, and I don’t think it’s because of the 13 episodes, rather the fact they only got 1 season.

Julia is here for pretty much one reason: she’s so much fucking fun. She’s heather if Heather did a line of coke before competing, had a suppressed blood lust and has the most intense relationship with any character in all of total drama that wasn’t even canon. She never shows remorse for what she does, never apologises, repeatedly goes after the same people, holds grudges and doesn’t even get a proper comeuppance. I love her. The main reason she doesn’t get to place as high as the others is lack of intent. We never really see her properly be as manipulative as the others, and doesn’t have as much planning that had to go into her character as her strategy is pretty much fuck everyone else, winners love winning (you guys get me). On pure fun and entertainment levels, her and heather definitely beat Alejandro, but as objectively good villains, they definitely impact the story a lot less. Whereas world tour literally revolves Alejandro, there are plenty of things and other defining characters that move the story in different directions. As a villain Julia might not be as good as the other three, but she’s arguably 1st or 2nd most entertaining.

Anyway that’s my reasoning I have more to say but once again I’m a clout chaser please always ask me more ❤️

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I love MKulia because I genuinely can’t make any angst whatsoever for them and I love them like that. Not everything needs to be deep depressing and angsty sometimes they can just be lesbians who commit tax fraud together

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No deep analysis right now, just a post to say that I love Harold. Peak tdi character. never change

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PSA: This page does not welcome any Wembley Belle hate. I’m willing to argue on any character be that female greaseball to olc Ashley but Belle slander is not welcome as I’ll just start crying

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Next person to say Dawn should’ve been in tdas is getting shot

[stbhnsbyex]

My mum didn’t understand hydrogen because she “kept waiting for him to finish saying what it’s a matter of when” for 💔 she didn’t know he wasn’t called hydrogen 💔 she thought he was just saying it’s not a matter of if it’s a matter of when 💔

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what do you think of mk? (And also perhaps mkulia..)

I could sit here and say how well written mk and mkulia is, or deep dive into the logistics or how they affect the show, but I think there’s something more important about them than their writing.

They’re just funny.

I haven’t genuinely found a character funny since roti, and before people wanna jump at defending their favourites, this post is entirely about my opinion.

(Also Dave is an exception but let’s just ignore him)

mkulia are just so funny, and I think having such a funny, genuine female friendship that are evil and don’t fall apart in an awfully written way (cough gwourtney) and are actually friends with no hoops we have to jump through to make them seem closer than they are (cough like everything else) is such a treat to have.

I think the writers are really doing good for us with the new seasons and I think mkulia is the perfect example of them just hitting the nail on the head.

Been struggling with what to say recently so not much for this but yeah mkulia funny 👍