#lidlverse

[lidlverse]

To those who care hello hi it’s me uh lidlverse chapter one is up? It’s gonna take a few days for chapter two as I need to rewrite it because it sucks but other than that please read and keep up to date. I know the writing isn’t phenomenal or anything but it gets good I promise

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away… in the country of Great Britain. The total drama cast find themselves barely surviving in yes England because funk you I’m not researching if any of this makes sense in Canada, and having to work multiple mundane jobs in retail and various, with many working at the titular Lidl, our main characters find themselves wrapped up in a story way beyond their (or yours… or mine even) comprehension.

What’s with all these sudden deaths? Why is there an ant colony under Zoey’s bed? Will Gwen and Courtney be able to sustain their relationship? Does pineapple really belong on pizza? Well… if any of these questions intrigue you, then Total Drama; The Lidlverse might just be the perfect fan fiction for you. And if none of those pique your interest? Well read it anyway if you’ve already made it this far.

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[bhnsby]

Hey guys, I’m writing a tdi fan fic plseas read it’s not up yet maybe just like keep an eye pls it’s my passion project and I love it so it’s gay and evil and funny (trying) and it’s genuinely got my blood sweat and tears into it @lidlverse

[lidlverse]

Hi lidlversets here’s your daily lidlversey opinions from me;

Despite her being the main character, Gwen is not my favourite tdi character or even favourite lidl character.

My favourite tdi character is heather, but I figured Gwen would make for a good main character, and I had a lot to write around it.

And my favourite lidl character doesn’t exist by that I mean I love all my characters. But it’s definitely Justin I lied. Despite what my writing might say I prefer the funny comedic characters rather than the serious main ones. So yes vito is my favourite Mike alter here and Blainley is a favourite too.

[bhnsby]

Hi🔥🔥Owen or something

OWEN. Idk if this is a hot take but

I don’t care to ship owen with any tdi characters

Look I love Owen and Noah platonically, and I love Izzy and Noah from a humour perspective, same with Justin and Owen, and with pretty much every Owen ship.

To me he’s just not that shippable? Not because he’s fat or doesn’t fit my twink agenda (trust me I hate the twink agenda) but more because he’s,,, just too good for anyone on tdi.

Certain characters where just created for jokes and humour and don’t have any actual canon depth, and I’m not saying that Owen is like that but most of his popular ships are with characters like that (ships I also don’t care about)

I arguably like Izzy and Owen the most because they’re arguably one of the funniest couples in canon and I like their dynamic but the way I “ship” them isn’t the same as other couples I ship. I think they’re hilarious together, and are a huge plot point in my hit at the Lidlverse tm! Guys go read the lidlverse please please I’m working on it I promise -

But I just can’t hard core ship Owen with anyone. He’s just way too nice for these people. That being said I do like his “joke ship” dynamics and platonic dynamics. He actually has some of my favourites from the first gen in Izzy x Owen, Owen and Noah and Owen and Heather.

I just don’t really care to ship him with someone and I feel like in fandoms everyone needs to be shipped with someone. I have this exact same opinion with Duncan where I just can’t hardcore ship him with anyone in the cast.

But yeah idk if this is a hot take but with the way this fandom acts probably