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funniest fucking thing

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Why is his name Puss in Boots? It's like calling a rooster wearing socks Cock in Socks

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ive said it before and i'll say it again but carrying a weapon does not make you safer, it gives the person assaulting you a free weapon. i know we live in a time where fear is profitable and the cute pink stun guns make feminism sexy but they do not work like you think they do.

there is an extremely slim chance you will be able to deploy the pepper spray/taser/gun in a way that does not harm you at all. pepper spray blows back, guns miss, tasers slip. there is a much much larger chance things go poorly and you end up getting hurt worse than originally intended because now your assailant is pissed and more heavily armed.

im not talking out my ass here, i'm a case manager at a homeless shelter for addicts. we have a lot of violent behavior. none of our staff carry any sort of weapons. we are trained to de-escalate or remove ourselves from the situation. i have worked there over two years without being harmed despite intervening in many fights and having weapons pulled on me.

there is safety in numbers. there is safety in well lit streets and staying on your phone and knowing when to scream and run. there is no safety in "personal defense items".

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kokichi and impidimp were meant for eachother. if you squint his hair and its ears even match

heres shuichi and here's kyoko :) more coming soon?

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inbox cat!!!! :+]

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KITTY <3

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THERE'S ACTUALLY NO FUCKING WAY HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE WAY I SCREAMED NEW TOMODACHI LIFE ON SWITCH I'M GOING TO CRY

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what I think will happen if I message my mutuals

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"doesn't this charater under insane stress going through extremely traumatic events realize how inconvenient their irrational emotional reactions are to the people around them?" well, see, you're not gonna believe this, but the thing is,

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"doesn't this charater under insane stress going through extremely traumatic events realize how inconvenient their irrational emotional reactions are to the people around them?" well, see, you're not gonna believe this, but the thing is,

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I need the silent assasin who likes cute animals and satanic pure of heart wizard friendship dynamics.

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mom walked in when it started playing and i had to explain it to her (she asked if i was watching blues clues)

thank you youtube. just what i needed for background music while i draw

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thank you youtube. just what i needed for background music while i draw

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NEW Pokémon TCG SV Promo (2024) Wooper & Quagsire illustration by Saboteri 🌊

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coworker asks if i like harry potter and i have to make a disco elysium skill check to come up with a response

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actually yeah, this is not the place for it, but i wanna know

ABCDEFGHI KLMNOP RSTUVWXY

23/26

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dug through the offbrand keychain box at mt local manga store for half an hour. was rewarded with laios and ferris for my efforts (i was looking for danga). and also a free paint by numbers poster because the cashier asked if i paint and i said yes

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