#I gotta get back to ANE LOL

[meanbossart]

Hi RJ! I hope you are having a great time with your partner! Sorry if this has been asked before, but I was curious what DU Drow’s thoughts are to Astarion marking him like he did to himself. I know you’ve mentioned that Drow did a lot of the scarification as a teen to cope with things, and in your Bhaalist AU Drow has Astarion do some of the face marks. But I saw the art with Astarion’s bite marks on Drow’s ass and I doubt Drow was unhappy about that lol. Does he like having permanent marks from his partner? Do they ever bring any sort of blood/knifeplay into their relationship? I’d be super interested to hear Drow’s thoughts about it! And alternatively what you think Astarion would feel about it.

Your art is absolutely gorgeous and you are easily one of my favorite artists of all time. Your mastery of body shape, facial expressions, telling a story through character design, everything makes me swoon at your art. I’m so invested in your freaky man, RJ, I love him and as someone with a master’s degree in clinical psychology I want to dissect his brain and study him under a microscope

Thank you so much for your kind words!!! Happy to have a specialist in the field here watching this trainwreck LOL

And that's a very interesting question! Besides for his forearm scars (which were a weird show of dominance in his bhaalspawn days) DU drow's facial and chest scarification were actually done by Orin, and as you can guess he is very into the idea of being permanently marked by his partner - definitely the kind of guy to get your name tattooed on him six months into the relationship.

He does have an inkling of good sense and propriety, though. It's kind of a pillar of the character that he knows how to operate in society in favor of coming across as pleasant and only an acceptable level of eccentric, which is to say that he has the vaguest idea that requesting that Astarion mutilate him for his own pleasure might not bode well. This, as it is the case for everything else, is my own take on the character, but Astarion does not strike my as someone who would want to permanently harm their partner once he's made a genuine emotional bond with them. DU drow realizes this, plus there's the whole treating-him-with-kid's-gloves complex which leads him to believe this would be a sensitive topic, given Astarion's own background.

But DU drow often fantasizes about the scenario, specially during sex or moments where he is emotionally overwhelmed with his love for him. It takes him some time to make the connection between his own scars and what they mean about past relationships, but perhaps at some point an opportunity would arise where he makes such request - and he would do it because it's important, and because he has to for once in his life trust Astarion to either A) participate enthusiastically or B) Allow him to choose to take on the discomfort of his own free-will, and see it as a sign of love and compromise rather than the helplessness he imposes upon him.

And I think that depending on how it was presented, Astarion would do it. He wouldn't do it on a whim, or just to get DU drow's rocks off, but he would do it if he saw that it was something that he really needed, and for good reason. He wouldn't like the process, but he would appreciate having that trust put on him and to have the chance to care for his partner, to have him ask him for help, as weird as the request might be.

[callsignhood]

What would be König's favorite ans least favorite type of humor? My friend and are think it's funny to default to 'die/kill them' in funny contexts. Like 'gotta feed the cats' gets a response of 'hunt down a deer and skin it. cheaper than buying a brand', and 'then perish' is used *so* often. Would König understand this type of humor? Would he like it? Would he hate it?

I personally think he has a serious tone when he talks, and he can’t help it since his German is influencing his English to be more nerdy? For example, he says “Leave the warfare to me!” and “Finally some worthy adversaries!” and of course the “I’ve got a person of interest in my sights!” ☝️🤓 He is literally a big dork istg

He’d rather not joke around too much since his social anxiety would hold him back a lot. But it doesn’t mean that he lacks the sense of humour. He just needs a little push of stress, and it would be one of the ways to calm him down.

I imagine him getting patched up, mumbling “They really shot my ass down this time” while biting down the pain. Or if he’s patching up others, he’d say “Scheiße, you better go for a lottery after this, they beat you up like a piñata and you’re still alive.”

And yes, he will understand dark humour and give a chuckle or two, he’d use them if he’s texting to Nikto or Horangi lol. Something close to: “If they give me another American apple pie shit again, I’ll crack their heads open like eggs to bake a decent Apfelstrudel.”

He will hate jokes that are making fun of people’s appearance. He’s definitely uncomfortable with his own, that’s why he wears his mask almost like his second skin. He could just use a simple balaclava but no, this man throws a T-shirt over his noggin to cover everything except his eyes.

(He’d like puns too…especially the stupid ones)

[lxmbr]

Luxiem when you propose first! 💍

cw: suggestive in vox and ike's. not proofread

notes: thank you so much anon!! i'm so nervous to post this so i really hope this is up to your expectations! so sorry it took so long to make but i actually had a lot of fun! 🩷

Vox Akuma -

• Vox is a pretty traditional man so i think he'd be a bit bummed at first

• of course he'd say yes

• would probably still propose to you anyway

• he might even try to "1 up" you lol

• you mightve done it at a resturant but nonono he planned for weeks to get something "better"

• he ended up popping the question to you where he first asked you on a date

• he'd ask the other luxiem members to help set up the area with flower petals and candles/whatever you fancy

• VERY CLICHE.

• he does the cheesy prep talk before he finally pops the question

• "would you, (first and last name) make me, Vox Akuma the luckiest demon on earth and join me in ruling my clan?"

• afterwards he'd totally rizz you up to make you forget he just "beat you" in a fake competetion

• after BOTH proposals you know what happens ;)

• in the end he would happily say yes but be very flustered as he didnt expect you to be the one to do so. 

• the fact that you proposed first was both hot AND sweet

• he'd still want to give his go at a proposal too though :)

Mysta Rias -

• This boy- man would SCREAM

• he'd be hella surprised

• after he asesses the situation i think he'd do that cringy white girl thing 

• "OH EM GEE!! NO YOU DIDN'T! YES IF COURSE I WILL BABE!" while jumping and fanning his face with his hands

• after the jokes he'd say yes genuinely and kiss you happily

• "ah babeeee in so surprised but..im so happy" with his  sheepish giggle

• would give you the BIGGEST HUG ™

• since you asked him he'd treat you to dinner that night

• "its on me loves..gotta treat my future wife don't i?~"

• wouldnt. stop. talking. about. it. all. week.

• he might cry a bit but he would hide it for sure. maybe only a tear or two would come out

• would be soooo clingy the rest of the day/night

• "can we shower together??" 

• in the end he wouldnt mind all that much..hes just sooo excited to get to marry you!!

Luca Kaneshiro -

• you decided that day was THE day...but..so did he..

• oops! you both proposed the same day!

• of course the 3 year anniversary would he perfect!! why wouldnt he think of the possibility that you'd do it?!

• when you get on 1 knee he'd look around with a shocked expression and would give his awkward laugh

• "WHAT?!" 

• after your speech he got down on HIS knee ans then proposed to you..at eye level since you were still kneeling 

• everyone around was shocked. the other luxiem members aw-ing and laughing

• another loud one

• he'd call back home, YOUR mom, the waiters and waitresses, the lucubs...EVERYONE

• would also be clingy af 

• couldnt look you in the face from pure shyness but you caught him staring at you multiple times

• he wouldnt stop praising you for your proposal

• "omg that was so good baby i loved it!!"

• never lets go of you, your arms and hands are ALWAYS intertwined 

• gets jealous and possessive easily

• he'd pull you away from everyone..mainly the other guys

• "excuse you IKE. my FIANCE is BUSY with ME." while dragging you toward him and pouting

• no one is ever letting you guys live this down

Ike Eveland -

• he already was calling you his fiance/wife/husband before any of this

• he panicked

• after your proposal he pulled you into a quieter place frantically without answering 

• everyone thought it went bad and they all were upset

• you finally saw how red he was and he apologized and wanted to yell "YES" in your face..but he didnt

• "y-yes..i'd love to marry you min kärlek." 

• wouldnt let go of your hand

• makes sure YOU put the ring on his hand, not him

• when you guys come back out hes holding your hand timidly, making sure to show off the ring

• "GUYSSSS STAWPPP" when everyone cheers

• takes you to your favorite place afterward for food and then books a 5 star hotel

• "come on darling...pack up your things! <3"

• lets just say...yall had a NIGHT

• tries his best to be romantic all night

• surprisingly can play it cool with you after the initial shock unlike luca

• while he might be internally freaking out he could calm you down and rizz you up so. easily.

• absolute baby boy ™

• so. SO. excited to start planning

• "so we can have half of the venue (your fav color) and the other half blue!! and omg i can have- and you can- and can we please-" 

• basically very surprisee and panicked but once he gets you alone he very quickly gets insanely excited 

Shu Yamino -

• he already knew 

• was very nervous and wary around you often since he didnt know when but he knew you would yk?

• of course he didnt say anything, he didnt wanna ruin it

• actually he didnt even tell you he knew

• was actually caught off gaurd when you did it at first

• the rest of the proposal though he was able to keep it cool

• he actually bought you a ring and flowers in preperation

• "i would..love to marry you" as he grabs your hand and slips on your ring while you slip his on

• "ah..ive been waiting for this..im so happy"

• only tells close people such as family, luxiem, and manager-san

• asks staff-san for a week off that same day for a pre-wedding honeymoon

• gets shy whenever you call him your fiance/husband and vise versa

• he adores you and is clearly SO excited

• you caught him searching for weddingspo one night when he was supposed to be working

• buys new flowers every week until the day of the wedding

• lowkey had a dream about it and it made him giddy all day when he woke up

[arisaeve]

SPOILERS FOR YONA OF THE DAWN

Every single damn chapter cuz wdym Zeno is trying to k1ll h1ms3lf WHAT DO U WANT FROM ME 😭😭😭😭 AND THEN PUTTING ALL OF THE OTHERS IN THE CHALICE??? BUT THEN ONCE INSIDE THEY JUST SEE THE OG ONES taking on the forms of the current ones? Is that even the ogs at this point ivdont even KNOW I'm so CONFUSED cuz even for the ogs it seems a bit out ofxcharacter from what we've seen like this is making me go insane. And then the gang being in the blood river the ending better BE JOYOUS!!! back to back to back it's only been pain and suffering everyone better be OKAY!!!! Like I might try to make my own theories on how it'll end but HOPEFULLY it's Zeno ans yona being able to save the others but they'll have to fight the ogs to leave?? Idk depends if they suddenlyvgain sympathy and go oh u can leave lol but ik they're gonna leave and it'll piss them off BAD no shit. Or do they just lose their powers??? Cuz it's been mentioned in the chapter like oh we're human now yona is that a HINT IS THAT A HINT (copium) and then they gotta fix the city or smth??? My bets is that Soo-won dies though maybe cuz I've had beef with him for so long but he's dying. Idk if it'll be the disease that gets to him but I can't see him being alive despite Yona barely killing of present timeline characters (like compared to how many characters died in flashbacks) idk SOMEBODY dies in some way or another. World peace attained??? Yona and Hak official relationship???? Like okay wdym u make out in the middle of some fire u guys r like "what are we" like then they get married a couple yrs later. Anyways my insanity is slipping the more we're approaching the end?? Idk ppl r saying oh it's on its final arc idk if I should believe that atpp can it not run for another 100 chapter like skip beat is doing 💔💔

[velvetwyrme]

So Flipping Fate is my favorite Underfell Papyrus fic but what is your favorite UF! Papyrus fic?

AH 🥺❣️❣️ First off, thank you so much!! I'm glad you're enjoying Flipping Fate! :D!!!

Secondly, there's no need to apologize- my fav/s are definitely in the list you mentioned, but I'm more than happy to answer again here :]!! My favorite UF!Papyrus fic has GOTTA BE Thunderstruck. Absoluuuutely killer characterisation and development, delicious interactions and writing... I love it dearly 💖

Other notable fics (probably also in the list lololol) include; A Smile from the East and Roadside Attraction. ASftE made me fall in love with UF!Pap back in the old days of fandom, and Roadside Attraction made me adore him once again when I returned.

And since you asked so nicely, here are some more (sfw) UF!Pap/Reader recs that. also may or may not be in the list idk I didn't actually go back and check lol

Becoming Edge is a fic all about finding yourself and your identity through fashion and was instrumental in me doing the same. Really sweet!!! Pastel goth Edge... my beloved.

And speaking of pastel goth- My Soulmate is a Pastel Goth (And Other Concerns) is a enemies-to-friends-to-lovers fic with the added elements of Soulmates ✨! Love me some tempestuous soulmate fic. (Note: this fic also features Fem!Frisk as Sans' soulmate in the bg, so if you're not a fan, that's something to note ^^! Fr//ans isn't quite my thing, but tbh I'm really interested in seeing how things turn out for them here!)

Between a Rope and a Wrench, or; this skeleton is buying a lot of really weird, suspicious stuff but you will help him get it because it's your job and later because you're his friend. (Also, you choose his friendship over the possibility that you may become an accomplice in murder.)

Sound of Blooming... MAFIAFELL 💥💥!!!! It's been a bit since I read it but it's in ny bookmarks so... :3c!

A Home for Mending Souls is actually a UF!Bros/Reader, but it still counts. It's really good!! Healing from trauma! Soft moments! Slowly opening up to one another!

Till it Brews Over is a coffee shop AU where you purposefully misspell the name of your asshole regular, who just happens to be one edgy skeleton.

Also for additional fics that star UF!Pap that I enjoy/have enjoyed:

While I was looking for one of these fics it led me to realise that I STILL haven't read Fight Me! (by MsMk- not be confused with Fight Me! by Little_old_lady, which uses the same premise and is also really good, but it features FS!Sans instead of UF!Pap) Anyway, this is truly a travesty because they're a fantastic writer and I can only assume it got lost in my various open tabs >>"!! [Addition while drafting: I LOVE IT he's so sulky... I'm staring warily at the chapter count though. So much time for things to Go Wrong]

I actually really like UF!Pap in Bitty Hunt- his characterization is very much... reminiscent of that era of fic, but all the scenes with him in it are ones that have been seared into my brain !!

Another new-ish fic that I'm enjoying UF!Pap in is Honey Lemon Tea, which the summary succinctly describes it as "Papyrus finds his Grillby's... in the form of a very plain coffee shop.", and which I will less-succinctly describe it as "Anti-harem with a delightfully mysterious barista, with the obligatory awful gf"

Edit: I cannot figure out why for the life of me but the formatting looks REALLY weird on my end, but in the editor it's fine?? So if it looks weird/out of order to you please excuse this post, it seems to be some Tumblr Fuckery

[luckyartdrawer]

TLDR: Deleted scene for ch 29 ANE

Sooo I've been working on the next chapter (29) of ANE, but unfortunately I had to cut stuff and rewrite it because it wasn't playing out how I wanted. Norrrrr did it Segway into the next chapter I have boarded out all that good.

Ultimately i had to slow down and change the events that occured which ment major delete time. (This has happened before unfortunately, but ya gotta kill some darlings to progress. 😔)

But! I really liked this one scene that's getting deleted and thought "It's fun, let them see the fun!" So now you're seeing the behind the scenes fun lololol

Look below the break to see if you're interested! I've removed spoilers for those who haven't read/are caught up with the story. :)

“With the stunt Sundrop pulled, you're lucky if I let you out of this room this weekend. That was highly unusual.”

“...Sunnnnnn was, as was I-iiii, experiencin-g-g-g technical difficultiesssss. Nothing leftttt to worry about.”

“You're staying until I say so.”

“Wait, what about me?” You questioned, hyper aware of your current surroundings. “You don't expect me to stay right here the entire time. Right?”

“You already seem to be a package deal.” Mike said nonchalantly.

Your jaw locked shut with a permanent frown. You heard Moon groan in the background.

“That's not a proper explanation!”

“Doesn't need to be.”

Your wants don't seem very heard right now. You slouch against the wall and furrow your brow, but otherwise you listen to him.

Silence falls upon the room, save for the clacks of Mikes keyboard... That is, until Moon decided to start tapping the chair he sat on.

Tap.

Tap.

Tap.

You dragged your eyes from the floor to look at him. He stopped the rhythmic tapping when your gazes met.

You settle back into yourself, closing your eyes to try and find some comfort in the situation.

Tap.

Tap.

Tap.

You held back a groan but opened your eyes with a glare, the tapping noise stopping again when you looked at Moon.

Is he trying to annoy you? This isn't the time for that. He knows that.

You stared for longer this time and Moon tilted his face plate by 45 degrees.

TapTapTap.

The rapid succession of taps made you flinch.

TapTapTap.

Okay maybe you're getting frustrated. That noise isn't the most pleasant to hear and it's obvious Moon is using it to direct your attention.

You simulate a deep breath, remembering you need to keep calm. 

TapTapTap. (TapTapTap)

Now he's rasping with both hands. Wonderful.

“Would you please stop?”

“Hmmm?”

TapTapTap(TapTapTap)

“That! Stop that!”

“Youuu-u didn't say pleaseeee that time.”

TapTapTap(TapTapTap)

“Stop tapping the chair, please.”

“Wellllll, since you asked sooo nicccce-ly.”

TapTapTap

“No.”

(Writer's note: This scene was for Moon to get your attention to silently link up your shared single braincells (not literally lol) to realize that you can work together to leave. I love the idea so much but it's so out of character at this moment of time and unnecessary. 😭 At least this annoying tf out of you part is very much in character! :P )

[angrelysimpping]

Pleasepleasepleaseplease so scarred inmate ans Briar headcanons pleasepleaseplease

(I hope you are having a good day)

I'm wiggling so hard you don't even KNOW

Contents: GN Reader (you/your); GN Scarred Inmate (they/them); Briar (they/them); toxic relationsips, control issues, prison, sex work, dubcon-ish, toxic poly relationship? (Wouldn't really call it poly tbh)

I like to think Scarred Inmate has so many controle issues. They love showing you off, don't they? Parading you around, having you sit in their lap during meal times? But, like, take it a bit further. A prized toy they hate to share. They show off, yes, yes, of course, but not share. Growls at anyone trying to touch you, yanks you out of other people's hands. Snaps a people to stay away from you, you're their's. And you coming to their room, seeking their protection? It feeds into that more and more.

If they could, they'd try to take it further. They'd want you to send them pictures of yourself once you get out. Would demand you come visit them only to fuck you in the visiting room, showing of to whichever guard that's watching how they still have a cute toy. Whispers in your ear how they know you'll come back, that you're a coniving lil shit who'll end up back on the island sooner, rather than later. They've heard about your stiky fingers, your brawls in the street. They'll be able to protect you better once youre back. Never says anything about how they miss having you around, but, yeah, they do. Does show off to the other inmates how you're still their bitch outside of prision. The photos you send are in no way private.

Then, if they ever got out of the prison? They're thrilled to find their favoirite bitch again. Have a bit of a reputation for violence in the town's underground and having them lay a public claim to you offers...some protection.

Oh and Briar, Briar. The cat that caught the cannary. Likes watching you squirm, smug as you're groaped, and they're paied for the privlage.

Mmmmmm, like to think they'd hire the Scard Inmate, if they got out. A bouncer, naturally. And if Scarred Inmate got out of prison in less...typical ways? Briar could still hire them on, just, for a different brothel.

Briar would like rialing Scarred Inmate up, I think. Particurally when it means you get the short end of the stick. Would like to use your status as one of their employees against Scarred Inmate, and would use your relationship with them against you too. You like Scarred Inmate? Briar coos about how they could have them reconvicted if you don't show up for promised shows. You don't like Scarred Inmate? Wouldn't it be a shame if they were always on shift when you were working?

I'm a poly bitch so yknow I gotta go there. It'd be toxic as hell, of course. Briar very much as the one in control here. Scarred Inmate falling into almost a guard dog type role. Scared Inmate is in no way happy with the situation. At all. They don't strike me as the open relationship type, really. Maybe if they were with several partners and the partners were exclusive to them (and maybe each other)? But, like, Briar would want to fuck you while making Scarred Inmate watch, and they're not into that at all. Of course, Briar, in this setup, has a good chunk of power over them, so they just kinda bear it.

Also, I dunno if I've ever said this anywhere except when talking to Inky, but I like to think Briar wears body glitter, lol. We had a whole thing about Briar having rose, vine, thorn tattoos over their lower back and down their thigh on one side of their body. Add on body gliter so they've got flecks of gold shimering on their skin in the low ligh of the brothel and :3 hehe

[trashlie]

Also, unrelated to the current FP eps, I have a lot of thoughts about the "Nol is a trash friend because Dieter likes Shinae" and the "Dieter is so good he deserves Shinae but Nol is so sad he also deserves her" and "Dieter is better because he's stable" takes going on but lmao idk how to really coherently deliver them and essentially it all boils down to: Shinae is no object or prize to be won or deserved, she owes Dieter nothing, Nol owes Dieter nothing, no one is consciously acting on anything, feelings are complicated.

Like. Idk man we (ans by we I mean people who still think this way) have GOT to start acting like relationships are "earned" by deserving love interests, gotta stop acting like feelings are something we can control, gotta stop acting like fiction should always reflect reality and also must make the "correct" and healthy choices or else it's bad, and we gotta stop the weirdly ableist notion that someone makes a better partner if they have their shit together and those who don't are bad partners. 💀

I'll revisit this thought because it's been at the back of your mind, but if your reason for shipping anything EVER involves "so and so is so deserving of her", maybe start to explore your choices. Like, look, you can ship anything. I miss prevalent crackships! But when you're getting into the "this ship is bad because x" territory and it has nothing to do with the characters' actual feelings and stuff.... maybe don't go to war about it lol

[ravennaortiz]

*squeals* OMG OMG!!! not lil joey and julieta becoming manny and liliana 🤭 i cannot take it. i love the parallel of manny being like i’ll tell your mommas, joey but you gotta follow up… and then telling julieta she gotta tell her momma herself - manny is not ready to have liliana down his throat 😂😂😂

“Coming home early after having to pick up his daughter who had apparently beat the shit out of some girl over a boy had not been on his radar.” also, when i read this line I gasped! not julieta our princess now knocking bitches out! 😭😭😭😩

she is going to give lil joey a handful these next few weeks and he’s going to be doing all of his chores and hers 😭 but i bet this is what brings them closer. i feel like it’s going to be an “eww he’s annoying” to “he’s cool because he did something nice” to “omg i’ve loved him as much as he’s been obsessed with me”

i bet they stumble on a picture of them being the worm and fisherman from halloween 🥹

ok ok i’ve wrote you so much. this was so good and i love them!!

- lil joey anon

Lil Joey Anon! 💜

Omg! I'm sooooo glad you picked up on them becoming Manny and Liliana! I do plan to double back to showcase Manny and Liliana when they were first meeting and stuff so I felt this was a nice foreshadow almost.

Manny does not want the smoke from any of the mommas with these two kids 😂🤣. Man is smart and not risking his neck for anyone when it comes to them.

Julieta got hands like her momma for sure lol. She getting a but too wild but it's okay. Poor Lil Joey is going to be stressed trying to not get her ans him in trouble! Their relationship development has been so fun so far lol.

Ohhhh I think that photo ans some others come back up 😏

Thank you for popping in love! Feel free to anytime!

[echthr0s]

9. three songs that get you in the Christmas Mood 13. three songs you want at your funeral

19. three songs that are your guilty pleasure (not sure if you actually consider anything a "guilty pleasure" but the number demanded it)

20. three songs that remind you of the person who sends this one

IX

Obviously, The Mariah Carey Song. That goes without saying -- in fact, I won't even count it as one of my answers. Same for The Trans-Siberian Orchestra Song, as in the one everyone knows. Will still include a different TSO song for the list, though:

What Christmas Means to Me, Stevie Wonder (again, this man and the bops)

Oh Holy Night, August Burns Red (yeah, the metal band. too bad they forewent vocals because that would have fucked, if you ask me)

Christmas Canon Rock, TSO (I mean, it just isn't Christmas without them. what can I say.)

XIII

Disclaimer: As much as I believe that Death is the Road to Awe is The Only Death Song For Me, I don't think it makes a great funeral song, per se. Which is a shame.

Carry Me, Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds

How To Disappear Completely, Ane Brun (yes, specifically her cover)

I have a vision of a second-line style death procession with You Ain't Coming Back (Zeal & Ardor) playing for the first, idk, half-mile or so. You can then segue into more energetic songs afterward. But you gotta start with this. It's my Nearer My God To Thee, okay. (TBF, you could just play that, too. I wouldn't be too mad.)

XIX

You assume correctly, so instead here are three fave songs by bands/artists that are pretty unpopular (at least in some circles):

Faceless Man, Creed (I got straight up bullied for having this band as my special interest in high school and I still feel it to this day)

Killing Strangers, Marilyn Manson (yeah, of all my MM faves I picked the John Wick song on purpose, lol)

Patience, Guns n' Roses (I think they've fallen so far out of the public consciousness at this point that it's no longer unpopular to like them bc not enough people care anymore, but.)

XX

Challenge mode: doing this but excluding artists that I probably learned about from you in the first place.

Hour of the Wolf, Ulver

Wild Animal, Hante.

Omen, the Damned Things

[spotify playlist with all songs featured in my answers to this meme]

[3 SONGS MEME]

[meanbossart]

Happy to announce I finally started writing the next ANE chapter! Or the next season as I'm calling it to amuse myself LOL I've had the itch for a while but life was doing the thing it does.

Before anyone is disappointed, this next chapter doesn't YET get back to Izzantar. We gotta first check in with the gang and give continuation to a plot thread that I set several parts ago - but we will finally find out wtf Izzy did after that I promise.

[artemis-lesbian]

2020 resolution: go to Disneyland

[black-suns-rim]

Random adhd thoughts about yautja

Music has to be a big part of their culture right? They must have to have some kind of stringed instruments since the obviously can't play any woodwinds with how their face structure is.

Would yautja like heavy metal music? Would they like screamo? Would they see it as a battle cry?

Yautja must have some kind of war cries or battle cries/chants when they are in battle or before they go to battle as a fear tactic. Just imagine a whole army of yautja running straight at you while chanting some ancient battle cry.

How would yautja meat taste like? Would it be sweat or bitter?

Do yautja have any natural medicine that works as a laxative? Like how we have plumbs and dates as natural laxatives?

How does that fruit stew of their's taste like? (Forgot the name of it)

How strong is c'ntlip of an intoxicating beverage for humans?

Since the Matriarchs run things back on Yautja-Prime, it means their society is a Matriarchy. Do they have specific slurs for male yautja that are degrading?

Not me thinking about how yautjas canonically have nipples... at 2am...

Is it normalized for a female yautja to hit on a male and not seen as creepy by their society no matter the context or would it be seen as creepy no matter the context?

Sucklings (pups) would definitely be raised by their clan and their parents as one big family unit.

I feel like the yautja's predlocks would feel smooth, slightly soft, and a little oily. I can see them taking care of their locks by rubbing special oils into them. I can also see couples/mates doing this with each other since their predlocks are very sensitive.

I can't get the image out of my head that the male yautja love to get prettied up for their female counterparts when they aren't out hunting.

I can imagine how agressive and protective a mother yautja gets after giving birth. Like her hormones gotta be really wack, so she sees everyone as a threat. Even her mate.

Do yautja have candy or sweets? Like something simular to chocolate or ice cream? Maybe something like hard candy where they can just lick it

I wanna give a yautja peanut butter and watch them struggle to eat/lick it. I wonder if that would be torture to them...

How would a yautja react to eating ice cream? Would they love it? Oh lol, they would probably get really bad brain freeze after taking a whole bite out of a cone or something thinking it won't be that cold but then, surprise, brain freeze.

I wanna give a yautja an energy drink and see what happens.

I can see yautja having floor tables like how some Asian households have. They just seem the type to have those since they are easy to store ans don't take up much room. Just imagine all those young mouths that they older yautja have to feed

Since yautja live much longer than humans, they must age a lot slower too. Probably like 2.5 times as slow. So would they develop that slow too or would they pick things up pretty quick like human babies?

[1tsnoya]

This request is a little nsfw because of nudity. Could I please request headcanons for Nishinoya, Sugawara, Tsukishima, Asahi, and Hinata seeing fem!reader naked for the first time because they both want to take a shower (or bath) together. She get flustered because she is worried about what they think. Nothing sexual happens just boys appreciating their girlfriend’s beauty. I hope this wasn’t too confusing. Thank you!

✧･ﾟ taking a bath with their s/o ✧･ﾟheadcanons

↳ a/n: queued post. i’ll answer asks/dms in the morning. i’m not ignoring u i promise

↦ pairings: nishinoya x reader, sugawara x reader, tsukishima x reader, asahi x reader, hinata x reader

↦ warnings: nudity but besides that — fluff!

🌟taglist: @spriteandnicotine @fatheadthemango @tokobaby @virgosetter @tobiokvgeyama @bokutoscake04

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* :･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

nishinoya

→ [6:54PM] noya<3 : are you still waiting up for me? >:p

→ [6:54PM] y/n : of course bub. i’m outside

→ [6:55PM] noya<3 : YAY ILL BE OUT IN 2 MINUTES

→ you had walked the short route to meet your boyfriend after volleyball practice

→ he said that he wanted to watch movies and cuddle after 🥺 so obvi u were down!

→ he was so happy to see you when he walked out of the gym

→ he picked u up and spun u around like the little kid that he was, “sorry i’m sweaty babe. gotta shower when i get home”

→ oh?👀shower??

→ this is when the bath idea popped into your head, his family was out of the house for the next two hours anyway

→ so u got the courage to say something about it, “i’ll run a bath for you if you want”

→ omg his eyes lit up - “really!? you’d do that for me?”

→ “of course dum dum”

→ so when you got back to his place, you went to the bathroom to run him a hot bath

→ and you came back to him thrown on top of the couch, his gym bag next to him

→ “nuh uh,” you smacked his arm playfully, “bath’s ready.”

→ you literally don’t know HOW but he got the energy to jump back up and run to the bathroom... was he not just falling asleep???

→ anyway. you walked back to the bathroom and he was already in the bath

→ his head was thrown back and he already looked relaxed, “thank you, baby”

→ “it’s no problem. i know how tired y- huh?”

→ he was doing those Grabby Hand thingys towards you, “join me silly”

→ uh what

→ well he did offer so👀 not like you were thinking about it or anything haha

→ he didn’t make it weird or anything either. when you hopped it, he kissed you on the cheek and helped shampoo your hair into a mohawk

→ since the gel in his hair was washed out and it was soft from the conditioner, you get running your hands through it mmmm he looked so cute with his hair like that

→ you almost fell asleep like that, it felt comfy having him there with you<3

sugawara

→ okay you have NO CLUE who came up with the idea and why

→ you two were studying and it was getting late so koushi went to take a bath, it was just an instinct for you to follow

→ you just kept talking to him on the way to the bathroom LOL like it hadn’t phased you yet

→ and he kept listening like, “mhm, love” “yeah no i completely get that” “of course, doll”

→ it finally hit you when he started running the water

→ “oh my god. i’m so sorry! i didn’t realize i should-“

→ “get in with me!” and he stuck his tongue out like >:p

→ cmon. said this before and i will say it again: SUGA IS SUCH A FLIRT. YOU CANNOT TELL ME THAT HE WOULDN’T-

→ “are you sure? i know you’re tired so it’s okay”

→ what does this lil shit do? :’) he cupped some water in his hands and threw it towards you, “oops. now you have to get in!”

→ bruh :’)

→ he got in first and looked away when you got undressed respectful boy even though he lowkey wanted to

→ and you hopped in on the opposite side of the bath so you two were facing eachother

→ “so.. come here often?”

→ :’)))))

→ you splashed towards him, “wow. very funny, koushi”

→ he joked around some more and put some bubbles in the bath

→ next thing you know, there’s bubbles in your hair and his and you’re laughing

→ “you look like an old lady, kou!”

→ “so do u!” and he kept adding more and more bubbles on top of your head, “you’re the cuter granny though”

→ wha:’)))

→ you started getting sleepy and when he noticed, he got out to dry off and bring you a warm towel

→ so you got dressed and borrowed one of his hoodies to wear and a pair of his boxers

→ he thought you looked adorable but teased you for the rest of the night:p

tsukishima

→ you were walking back to your place after school for a project and your boyfriend was a little on the grumpy side

→ “kei. what’s wrong?”

→ “nothing?”

→ “you literally got mad at the fact your shoelace came undone”

→ busted

→ “sorry. i’m just... tense”

→ “oh.. what’s stressing you out?”

→ “not like that. my body is just... sore i guess”

→ being the loving partner that you were, you blurted out, “let me run you a bath and some tea when i get home!”

→ “it’s fine, (y/n)”

→ “no it’s not! you’re overworking yourself”

→ and that was true. tsuki just didn’t like admitting it

→ “fine...thank you”

→ so you continued your walk with shared earbuds. once you got home, you threw your bag down and ran to the bathroom to start the bath.

→ he lazily followed behind, “you don’t have to (y/n)”

→ “too late! the bath is ready”

→ so you looked away as he got undressed and settled himself in the water

→ just as you were about to walk away, he softly grabbed at your wrist, “not gonna join?”

→ wwwhshhjhhhshhjkljshhghhhhhh

→ ur face = red

→ he noticed how pink your cheeks got, “oh. sorry. i thought...never mind”

→ well since he mentioned it 👀 why not

→ he was expecting you to walk away but instead you were undressing to get in the bath with him

→ he respectively looked away, “you sure?”

→ you planted a kiss on top of his head, “yes, hun”

→ when you got in, you massaged his shoulders holy shit yeah they were tense

→ he was melting into your touch, which was kind of new, he obviously appreciated what you were doing

→ he gave you a little kiss on the forehead, “thank you for doing this”

→ :’))) soft tsuki makes my heart go !!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love him

→ you stayed there for a while, he started playing some music on his phone and your eyes were closed as you were rested between his legs

→ you wished that you could stay like that forever

asahi

→ NERVOUS BOY NERVOUS BOY NERVOUS BOY NERVOUS B

→ asahi would be TOO nervous to ask you to take a bath with him :’) my bby is just too anxious

→ so ✨YOU ✨had to ask him

→ or at least like... hint at it lol

→ you guys were on the couch watching some movie

→ ans he was lowkey falling asleep with you in rested between his legs

→ you looked up at him and poked at him, “love, i’m gonna go take a bath”

→ he yawned as you got up, “oh okay. i’ll wait for you here”

→ “why?”

→ “what do you mean?? you’re going to take a bath?”

→ “yeah? come with me”

→ he liked JOLTED AWAKE HSJHGSHS

→ he got so red and started waving his hands, “n-no it’s fine!! go enjoy your bath!”

→ “come on azuuuu” you were tugging at his arm and next thing you knew you were dragging him to the bathroom as he was assuring you

→ “iTs fiNe (y/n)!! really- i’ll just stay on the couch i dontwannabotheryohitsokAy-“

→ “babe. it’s fine. it’s just a bath”

→ “nObjt idontwannamakeyouuncomfortabBle oranything”

→ “we’ve been dating for like a year. why would i be weirded out?”

→ so you finally got him to agree to join you in the bath after like 7 minutes of reassurance

→ it was so warm and cozy for him so what did he do??

→ he fell asleep with you in his arms

→ he was tired to begin with so it really was just ✨lights out✨

→ even when you got out, he was still sleepy

→ after you dried off, he was still tired so he fell asleep with his head in your lap on the couch as you played with his fluffy hair <3

hinata

→ BABY BOY I LOVE HIM

→ he had texted you in the afternoon about some new show that he wanted to watch

→ [5:01] sho<3 : Y/N !!!! SUNSHINE !!!!

→ [5:01] sho<3 : OUR SHOW !!! STARTS SOON

→ [5:01] sho<3 : COME OVER I WANNA WATCH IT WITH YOU >:DDDD

→ so you texted him that you’d be on your way in 20 minutes

→ and when you got there - baby natsu answered the door

→ natsu: “hiiii! shoyo is in the bath right now”

→ she held your hand to the bathroom door and yelled “SHOYOOO! Y/N IS HEREEE! pause okay HAVE FUN” and then she skipped away

→ that little girl sure could YELL hsbshhd

→ so you lightly knocked at the door - “sho?”

→ “y/n! come in”

→ you walked in to see your boyfriend in the bathroom, scrubbing strawberry shampoo in his hair

→ “children’s strawberry shampoo? really sho?” you laughed as you squatted next to him

→ “duh! how else do you think my hair smells good? want some?”

→ did he?? just smoothly ask you to join him in the bath??? wha

→ before you could answer, he put some on his hand and ruffled it into your hair

→ “now you can smell like strawberries!”

→ :’)))))

→ you got in and he started adding bubbles to the bath like the little kid that he was

→ he even gave himself a beard with the bubbles😭i love him he totally would

→ “my phone is over there- you can put the show on if you’d like”

→ 🥺🥺🥺

→ so you set the phone up carefully as you started the show

→ and you rested in between his legs as he massaged more shampoo in your hair

→ the whole room smelt citrus-y and he placed his head on your shoulder, giving you a quick peck on the cheek

→ “you smell good”

→ “hm. i wonder why”

[zu-is-here]

Hi Zuuuuu! *huggggss* I missed you!! How have you been?? It feels like ages since we talked even if it really hasn't been! How's life?

I have to say again that I enjoy your post Dark-Cream so muchhh, I love them having a domestic life.

Also, Dream is wearing the same outfit from falling in love right? So I just wondered if that's just because it's what he wore back then, or possibly that was them after 'running away' since you did say in the past that your comics aren't in order anymore? Idk, just a thought.

I'm doing alright! As I mentioned before my shipping heart has been cruely pulled in all directions :')

I found type and wormys dreammare vow or never fic and I justtttt ahhhhhhhhhhhh! I can't take itttt. So incredibly amazing. And then also the Kross one as well, making Killer the ship for a change XD

I've been spending alot of my time 'thrifting' as tik-tok calls it. Me and mother went to a car boot sale yesterday, and I've been hunting for cuddly toys, as I've mentioned I collect them :) and today we visited some charity shops as well. Do you ever go 'thrifting'?

Today I also got a new passport photo taken, and I look like a right stroppy cow XD I've gotta get that sorted for the trip though.

Mentally it's been abit better, but there are some highs and lows, I have to say I enjoy looking at your inktaletobler artwork.

I have good news to! The second part of the Twins story should be tomorrow (if not Wednesday) so that's coming sooooon!

Drawing as been going really well! 2 comics and working on a 3rd! I think I'm stealing your powerssss hahaha.

I also completed my final piece for killercreammare week! Ans now I'm happy to put that behind me till next year. Gotta get ready for Dark-Cream week next!

I have soooo much more art to post gahhhdgsh ahahah.

So productive.... So stressed... No sleep lol XD just coffee 😌👌

OK I kid around, things are alright.

How's koshka?

Hii Gayfish! *hugsss* Missed you too! (ówò)♡ For real, days feels like weeks— I'm great as always, thanks! <3 Barely keep up with Inktobertale but still! xd

Same here <3 It does mean a lot to me, thanks a million again! (*´꒳`*)

That's right! ★ It's what he wore years ago, before Aim's birth, for they were searching a lot for a place to stay <3

Glad to hear you're doing better now╰(*´︶`*)╯ Wait— you didn't know about that fic?? I was so sure we've discussed it weeks ago cause it is so good. ♡ The concept of corrupting, the day before Night failed his exam, their last kiss— haven't read Kross one yet tho! :')

Awww! How was the hunt? *w* Hope I got thrifting right *boomer's noises* I don't remember last time but I used to do it a lot back then, searching for nice things ♪

Oh these passport photos... xp But that's so cool, congrats!! ☆ Are you planning another trip? (*'▽'*)

Does something bother you now? (ó3ò) I'm glad to hear it makes you feel a bit better! (ㅅ´ ˘ `)♡

OMG— hype is real! (*ﾟ∀ﾟ*) Looking forward to it <3

For real! XD But it's amazing, keep up the great work *^*

Your latest killercreammare artwork looks fantastic! \(//∇//)\ Lineless work is painstaking yet it's worth it ☆ Oh right, Dark Cream week— xd

Please get a good sleep and have a nice rest! (ò3ó) You did a great job already <3

Koshka's doing grrreat ;D She was so scared when my family visited me she didn't even know where to hide XD Poor old lady grumbled for a long time after they left x) How's Henry? *^*

[spinster-sisters]

What would Ateez's reaction be to you fangirling over another member?

This isn't very detailed because I genuinely think that the majority of them wouldn't give a shit. Like, we have seen how much they praise one another so I severely doubt any of them would take it to heart.

'

Hongjoong: lol. We already know he ain't about this shit. Just glares at you. Like it might even start a fight dead ass. Like not a real one, he is just genuinely salty. He might be purposefully keeping you away from the other members for a few days as a direct result.

Seonghwa: doesn't care. Ur like "wow they look so cool" and he's like "I know right" while he doesn't care that you think another member is cool he might be more than a lil satisfied if you do the same for him. Idk man he just likes his members and doesn't see it as an issue.

Yunho: laughs it off. Might be a little disappointed, but he also gets it that your with him and not the other members so who really won this battle lolz.

Yeosang: is unamused, but nothing really beyond that. Like might have a sour face for a little bit. Might be a little more needy that usual. But won't outwardly get mad or upset with either of you. He gets it, his members are cool.

San: legit pout. Isn't even upset that your excited over another member, it's more that you didn't get as excited when he appeared on camera. Just give him attention and kisses ans he will be fine, he will be a little smug afterwards so all in all just a lil dramatic.

Mingi: this face. 🥺. "Baby don't you think i look cool too?" "Of course mingi, you know how much I love you so sometimes I need to show the other members I care too," gets a little guilty afterwards. Might also be inspired to tell the member how cool they look.

Wooyoung: gets mad at the member not you. "Are you trying to seduce my baby!" "No." "I sware if i-" this is where you gotta swoop in and pull him away. The entire time he calling "why I oughta!" Back at the other member.

Jongho: kisses you. "Ehat was that for?" "Just checking" "just checking what?" "Just checking to see if your still mine" 😳 obvi u are, so he's content. Just hold his hand or sum idk.