#I don't care if your AGAINST shipping Alastor

[nyancreeperpony]

Hey Hazbin Tumblr can you do me a super small, eensie teensie favor and tag your Alastor Ship Discourse so I can block the tag and don't have to see it, thaaaanks :)

[hazshit-hotel-hater]

Thoughts on Radioapple? Personally I don't care for it and it kinda bugs me when I go into the Habbo hotel tag and see these two guys just plastered everywhere

Definitely not a radioapple fan lmao

I hate any alastor ship by default just because of the aroace erasure and the fact fandom spaces just cant handle aroace characters. It’s always support for aroace people until it gets in the way of a ship they like. I think when your shows most popular ship is actively participating in LGBTQ+ erasure you’re kind of fucked as a fandom, especially when there’s literally other LBGTQ+ ships in the canon. Definitely just bugs and irks me

Edit: please go read my reblog for this, a LOT of people are severely misinterpreting my post. I AM AROACE!! I AM TALKING ABOUT PEOPLE ACTUALLY BEING UPSET. NOT AROACE PEOPLE PROJECTING. I just genuinely dont like the ship theres no chemistry. Im not like against aroace people being in love I am literally cupioromantic guys

[siaslash]

I've seen some gorgeous fanart of Alastor as an angel and my brain fixated. I started doodling my own. In doing so, this headcanon appeared:

In this AU angel Alastor, human Alastor was known as an altruist and extremely kind and giving individual. There are still charities, schools and research institutions in his name. His public image is immaculate. All this giving and good influence just barely got him into heaven. In private, he was still a Dexter-style serial killer.

Now in heaven, Alastor keeps this facade perfectly. He is the MASTER of gaslighting. He is so kind and helpful that you don't realize that people who go against him tend to disappear. In fact, you don't realize you sold your soul to him, but of course, it's for your own good! He will take care of you. Support you entirely. This is really all for you, you know.

He gets his bloodthirsty nature out as an exterminator. But as time goes on, he finds hell fascinating. And if his kill count drops, maybe it's better if he hangs up his exterminator sword. Actually, the heaven embassy needs at least some semi permanent representation, right?

So Alastor is essentially gathering power in heaven and now in hell by making more deals very, very quietly. But that's perfectly fine! Because he's there to protect you. After all, it's all for your own good.

I might add to this idea, but that is what I have so far. Outside of my doodles and various thoughts on how characters view him and how similar/different he acts and smiles. Yes, he does still have a permanent smile but it's a kind, open one. Like how you look at your pets when they're being cute.

This can go in all sorts of ship directions, or none, and I like to play with all sorts of options, but right now nothing is decided.

[undead-discourse]

i hate this website so goddamn much

you know what i'm gonna say it.

some of yall only care about "erasing a character's canon identity" when their identity is like yours. you only care about accurate representation and letting people of a certain identity have the few characters they have when they're characters you can relate to.

if #angel dust or #vaggie was this full of ship art that went against their canon sexualities (both of which aren't stated nearly as clearly in canon as alastor's is, by the way), you all would lose your collective shit. just the implication that vaggie is a lesbian and angel dust is a gay man is more than enough to make shipping them with the opposite gender completely unforgivable, but someone in the show itself outright stating that alastor is ace isn't.

i've watched this fandom as a whole go from "alastor isn't asexual, that's just your headcanon" ==> "well it's never stated in the actual pilot, so who cares what vivienne says" ==> "okay but asexual people can be alloromantic, he never said he's aromantic too" ==> "aroace people can still date anyway so it doesn't matter even if he is aroace." just say you don't care. just say you throw fits about people shipping things that go against canon until it gets in the way of your ships. just say you only care about canon representation until their identities are different from yours.

just say you're a hypocrite.

[flower-boi16]

sorry for the incoming rant.

(cw for: mainly arophobia but also mentions of acephobia and mentions of people shipping an abuser with their victim)

praying for the teens and pre teens who think hazbin is *the* show for queer rep or progressive in any matter. it scares me immensely. not only the blatant fetishism and sex negativity and whatnot, but the fact people are being taught that labels *don't mean anything* and that they can do whatever they want (with a character).

yeah, "i gave my characters labels but fuck those labels ship whatever you want" is SURELY a great sentiment to leave behind. surely nobody would erase or discriminate against labels and identity, right? surely people WOULDN'T repsect labels and identities, right?*COUGH* *COUGH*

seriously the amount of ace- but more aro-phobia in that cult/clusterfuck in that fandom is insane. i hate how the aro tag has been poisoned/infiltrated by red twink no. 45 because of shipping discourse, and these people are being enabled by their "leader", never being lectured correctly. these people will ONLY listen to anyone who either agrees with them or isn't part of said label/identity. im so pissed. aros have little to none rep AT ALL and even then people will erase existing rep or come up with shitty excuses (if i hear the phrase "b-but aros can still date!!" one more time im breaking something. you dont care about the AROMANTIC dating experience, you only care about your stickmen kissing. period.). its more than exhausting.

i am not the only aro and aro-ace severly pissed off by this but im afraid there's nothing we can do. these people ship a severly traumatized victim and their assaulter together so im not suprised. at all.

all i came to know is that nobody actually fucking cares about representation or labels- they're all hopping around in fanfiction-shipping wonderland and bullying people relentlessly if they DARE to think otherwise. and they're being enabled.

-an exhausted and "done" aromantic. (i'm also on the ace spectrum but that's not as important to me right now- even though striker- the only one that's not horny 24/7 and clearly sex-repulsed or at least disgusted, is played as a big joke, but i believe someone else already said that. but that alone should raise eyebrows.)

Honestly, I don't even know what to add other than...this fandom kinda sucks. Like first bullying someone into killing themselves over shipping stuff and now this? And the fact that Viv doesn't call out ANY of this shit at all makes it worse.

Look, I'm of the opinion that we should not blame a creator for having a shitty fandom, HOWEVER, Viv needs to stop enabling her fans and say SOMETHING about this behavior.....but she isn't. Like, she could just say "hey guys stop doing this pls" buuuuut no. She's too busy whining about people criticizing her shows to actually do that.

Alastor is aroace guys, stop trying to erase that part of him just so you can drool over him. Just do that for LITTERALY ANY OTHER CHARACTER. It's that simple.

[weaselbeaselpants]

I really dislike Chaggie being compared to Jally. I ship both, but....

Jack and Sally aren't a couple in Nightmare til the very end. Jack only comes around once he's literally been shot at and forced to see things out of his fantasies for once and realize that other people really do love and support him; like Sally. The entire rest of the time Jack's stuck in his own mind. Sally's in love with Jack but she's actually not supportive of his Christmas and even tries sabotaging it because she knows what he's doing is wrong even if it took an unexplained visionflower for her to get that hunch first. Her line is literally "although I'd like to stand by him" not "I support him even if I really don't want to". And in the end not only is Sally vindicated by being right like Santa says she is, but Jack suddenly realizes what she's done and falls for her right then. YMMV on how good a couple they'd actually make ((they aren't Diane and Mr. PB; eat shoot Lindsay Ellis *annoying cries*)) but that's what's cute about Jack and Sally: Sally does her pining maturely (stalking not included) while Jack instantly falls all over in love with her because he's Jack.

I understand there are different interpretations w people think Jack was always in love with Sally but obviously I digress and have always kind of disagreed with that reading, as did the writers of TNBC. Because, if you did have a version where Jack was always feeling something romantic towards Sally, or WORSE, was in a relationship- you would get Charlie x Vaggie.

If I'm right (seasoned hazbinnies feel free to correct me on this) Charlie and Vaggie were not written to be lovers initially but later retconned into being later into the writing process....which shows. I think promo stuff from back then called the two just "friends" and Vaggie and Charlie don't act very romantic. As I just laid out and as any shipper of Jally could tell you it's not hard to make that kind of dynamic cute and quirky. The problem is it isn't even THERE.

Vaggie is apparently Charlie's girlfriend and I guess just also believes in the hotel but is skeptical of it, though I wouldn't consider that on par w Sally who was straight up gonna poison Jack in one of Caroyln Thompson's earlier scripts. Especially given that she's an angel this could either work for or against her character but Vaggie seems more like an agent then a loving bestie, even. I think I remember one of the spin off comics for Hazbin which had Vaggie just straight up admitting she's doing the hotel plan because it makes Charlie happy and she'll do anything Charlie wants.

To be honest, it reminds me more of Dr. Mrs. the Monarch from Venture Bros going on about how/why she puts up with Monarch's shit when he doesn't listen to her and it's because he has "passion for a villain"...the difference is that in that case you can kind of get where Mrs. the Monarch's coming from in her emotions. With Vaggie, well, guess that's a sin of not having all the details of her feelings laid out yet. I mean, when you ever get Vaggie's feelings. Such little work about your main couple in comparison to Angel or Alastor.

AND THEN CHARLIE? You can really tell she wasn't written w Vaggie as her gf in mind.

Boy howdy I REALLY HOPE for the series that Viv and co listened to some of the crew complaints and gave Charlie a more empathetic and supportive vibe because ho mah gawd and I mean this as someone who ships them- Charlie is a HORRIBLE girlfriend in the pilot.

Again, thematically, Jack has the excuse of being in a manic depressive episode and also not knowing Sally very much at all in TNBC. He sees her as just another one of his Halloween Town friends who's especially talented but doesn't even realize she and the rest of the town cares. He's not listening to her when she comes to warn him because he's self obsessed. He's nice to her but also passive cause that's how he is at that point of the story, even if he's gentlemanly about it. Compare to Charlie who, while always adorable Didneyprincessesque, is dismissive of Vaggie's concerns, anger, fears and reform while she's not only aware of Vaggie's feelings WHILE BEING IN AN APPARENTLY COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP WITH HER is concerning. And that's before you get to Charlie not noticing Vaggie getting tossed around by Alastor right in front of her.

It'd be different if Al does his weird smarmy shit and Charlie is uncomfy but only stiffens up and shows her actual strong side to him when he touches Vaggie- "HEY! Don't you lay a finger on her!" but no, nothing.

I ultimately get what Viv wants and is going for by comparing Charlie and Vaggie to tnbc, but I think in practice in the pilot it fails because it

was never planned out to be a couple

they're supposed to be a couple but Charlie and Vaggie aren't all that romantic

they're supposed to be a couple but Charlie isn't very supportive or even defensive

People give Jack a lot of shit (rightfully, in the video games) and give the movie and Jally shit for being a "bad fit" but I again vouch for them not only on the grounds of tnbc being complete and at home in it's own skin. The rest of the franchise not so much, but the movie and the writers of the character know what kind of person Jack is and have his redemptive quality be that he falls for Sally; I love him and Sally both as characters but also as a couple for that reason. I'd feel totally different if Jack, say, was Sally's bf throughout the film and acted the way Charlie did. I can be critical of TNBC and I think some of Jack's writing is flawed and could be better, but y'know, I will defend it pedantically like I'm doing right now.

With Charlie and Vaggie, I ship them because they're my favorite characters from the pilot but dayum. I'm the kind of hermitshipper who's able to sustain myself off scraps and headcanons and even I'm saying these two need some work. Cuz they do. They need A LOT of work. And better writers.

If Chaggie is ''endgame'' in the final season then I hope "A Happy Day in Hell" is just an outlier scene or it's going to be retconned that they aren't lovers yet because if not- oh Vaggie! Get urself a Hasani Walker comic and fast my gurl you need it.

[fictive-culture]

canonically asexual culture is yeah maybe he (Alastor, Hazbin Hotel) doesn't wanna see all the fanart that Angel Dust clogged the Pinterest with and yeah I was so very relieved that I didn't canonically have sex with my high school girlfriend on screen (yet at least, oh no) but also can people Shut Up about it? let people ship stuff and Definitely don't use fictives against shippers, We Are Not A Prop For Your Discourse. ship me with BoJack, ship me with Mr. Peanutbutter, ship with literally anyone, I don't care. And neither does Alastor, ship him with Lucifer, Vox, Angel Dust, everyone, ship away, stop commenting on Every. Single. Shippy. Fanart. you see that hE's cAnOniCaLLy aSeXuAL yOU cAn'T sHiP hiM tHaT'S aSExUaL eRAsUrE, no it's not. Those people are characters. fictional characters, on a screen, and shipping them is not doing anyone a disservice. to ship ME, specifically ME with anyone, debatable, we still disagree, to ship US (non-partnering aroace), also debatable, but see the thing is we can be pressured to date someone. we can be convinced. we can experience the microaggressions and ignorance, we can experience the erasure, source character can't be hurt by the fandom's affinity for pairings

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[phoenixlionme]

Vaggie Defense Post

Okay. I need to get this off my mind. I've been seeing alot of anti-Vaggie (sometimes crossing with anti Chaggie posts) about how she's a "bad/evil" person for lying to Charlie, that Alastor or Adam are better than her because they didn't lie. And I'm just floored at the blatant mischaracterization of her. And I need to set the record straight by making reminding these certain fans of a few things they are deliberately not acknowledging

EVERYONE at the Hotel are FLAWED, including both Charlie and (especially) Alastor. None of the m are without fault and all of them (sans Charlie for now) have a body count. Plus, Alastor was a serial killer in life and even in Hell and he makes no qualms about enjoying his kills; and while we haven't seen how Vaggie felt as an Exorcist prior to her fall, in the present she is deeply ashamed of her past and is looking for redemption.

I understand people find Alastor appealing and that's great but make no mistake: ALASTOR IS NOT A GOOD PERSON. While Alastor has kept his promises to Charlie and the Hotel crew, he is also blatantly clear that he's only there to see them fail. He ONLY gave Charlie vital info against the Exorcists when it was convenient for him; if he was truly a good person from the start (as many of his fans seem to think he is), he would've given the info freely. And as side note, he also would've put more effort into remaking the Hotel but didn't because he doesn't care. He's an abusive soul owner to Husk. He only referred to Charlie as his daughter to get under Lucifer's skin. And his lyrics in "Ready For This" shows he wants to guide aka manipulate Charlie to harness her power so he can use it for himself. In short, Alastor is an entertaining character but's he's a selfish, prideful, manipulative, and sometimes pettily cruel person with his true goals still not known.

In contrast to Alastor, Vaggie has been with Charlie since the beginning, before they got traction. Yes, she hid her origins and that was a fuck up (something Vaggie acknowledges) but she still genuinely and openly supported Charlie not only out of love but also to redeem herself. She sang part of a whole song about how she wants to be her partner and protect her; not of some end goal but simply because she loves her girlfriend. While she's not perfect, she's also protective and honest with the Hotel occupants and gave them a choice to leave the Hotel in "Hello Rosie", understanding that none of them asked to be in a war. Vaggie may be flawed but she's a caring, loyal, protective person who would fight for those she loves with no pretense.

Going to the people (or, in my case just the one commenter on YouTube) who think Adam of all people is better than Vaggie as a person? No. Entertaining character? Sure. But he's a violent, arrogant sociopath who tried to blackmail Vaggie into compliance and lied at various points during the trial; so he's not as honest as some fans claim. Vaggie, in contrast, lied about her past but other than that, has been truthful about her feelings and goal from the start.

Honestly, I think some of the Vaggie hate comes from some (not ALL) of the Charlastor shippers. I don't like, I love Chaggie but ship who you want. But don't character assassinate, it's not cool. You can like a fanship without being nasty to a canon ship, which flaws or not, isn't unhealthy or bad.

While I do agree to an extent that Vaggie needed her own special moment to shine, I think it may have been out of the crew's control; just speculating but given how Hollywood is doing only 8 to 12 episodes to save money, I wouldn't put it past them. But maybe with the global success of the show, Vaggie may get more screentime. Her VA even hinted at to some extent by mentioning how Vaggie's bow would be symbolic for her character's journey.

For people who are anti-Chaggie - Fine, ship who you want, it's not the end of the world. But for god sake, could you please put your anti-chaggie posts in the anti-chaggie section and NOT the chaggie section? It's just good manners.

In summary, like who you like and ship who you like to ship. But don't character assassinate someone to do it.

[sillyuziii]

Alright, so I made a comment on a pretty popular eddsworld gachatubers video, I want to keep my response here just because they might delete my comment for not agreeing with them, as they stated in their video because that's apparently being "stubborn". just a random post.

My comment :

I hate to be that person but why do you hate tordedd that much??? I'd figure to ask, because the majority of your friends, etc, have anti tordedd pfps, and you have even made videos abt it, and I have done some research and the majority of the points that you have stated aren't even canon. Tord was never confirmed to be chasing edd in the future, I don't know where you got that info from, it could be possible that you got it from Tbatf but that au isn't really canon anymore since the creators drew naughtys of tord in a bathtub, and I think canon ew would try and stay away from the route that tbatf goes. In canon it would seem like tord trying to help edd, in wtfuture edd tries to off himself and Tom and Matt go to stop him with a time travel device from red leader, I assume if tord was against edd then he wouldnt really care if he died. Also since cola is a "drug" in the future it could be possible that edd is an addict? I think he is because he's literally trying to off himself over it. Like even if Tom and Matt were working for tord in a whole army why would he send them specifically to catch a criminal? To summarize edd is a drug addict who is getting help, relapsed and tord sent his two best friends to help him. The abusive thing could be right, but in The episode : The End you can clearly see guilt in tords face as he looks at his friends walk away, probably his only friends, his childhood friends, he would want to fix that mistake, no? And even with "just cuz they r friends doesnt mean you need to ship them" can be said about any ship In ew, even with the dudette next door ep, they all have beat each other up Atleast once. Also about the AroAce edd, let's compare it to another ace (implied aroace) Alastor from hazbin hotel, he is commonly simped for / shipped with others, I watched a video covering the topic and what it said was as long as you realize the ship is fanon, respect other ships (like not hating on others for shipping something that is legal, which I know you Atleast did once, replying on a comment agreeing that eddtord shippers should be k1lled.. Not cool dude) and do it just for fun then it's fine. I'm not trying to hate or be "stubborn" I am just stating my personal opinion.

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[inkwell-illustrations]

Ship: HuskerDust

Prompt: Contracts.

Their relative conyracts and limitations. Angel wants freedom. Husk doesn't care.

Maybe write a song they sing about it?

In the spirit of the musical.

Contracts Huskerdust fanfic

Word count: 410

A/N: I am so sorry that this took so long i had some difficulty with writer's block Thank you so much for your patience and the request, I really hope you enjoy it (also I tried writing a song for this prompt but I don't know how to write music)

Requested by: alphabetcrashcourse

It was about midnight when Husk heard angel enter the hotel. He was busy washing the cups so he didn't bother to look. Up as he heard Angel crash on the bar table “what do you want?” Husk asked begrudgingly.

“Just a martini husky” Angel responded in a shaken voice sounding like he might cry any minute. As Husk turned to face him,

“wow you look like shit!” Husk uttered, “what happened to you?!” He asked after seeing how bad Angel looked. He was covered in bruise marks and cuts.   

Angel started to shake, holding his arms tightly and started slowly rocking back and forth “I showed up late for my show. I disobeyed my contract, so Val beat me up after the show.” That's when Angel hit his breaking point. As he started to sob, breaking down on the bar table, sobbing. Husk didn't really know what to do but he did want to comfort him so he walked over to Angel and put his arms around him trying his best to console him. 

“Husk?” Angel asked, generally confused, Husk was never really an affectionate person to anyone. So Angel was shocked that he was actually hugging him.

“I'm sorry, that shitbag did that to you Angel.” Husker said after a couple seconds of silence. Angel didn't know what to do with himself and brought both his arms up to hug Husker back.  

“Just so you know you're not the only one stuck in a shitty contract” Husk brought up,

“what?” Angel asked, sitting up.

“When I first arrived here I was pathetic, powerless I could never catch a break! One day I met Alastor. He told me that he would give me enough power to succeed down here and in return he said I would have to help him with any favor. I was young and desperate so I said ‘yes’ and signed the contract. It was horrifying at first with all the things he made me do but over the years I've grown numb to it.” 

Husk finished and looked down, squeezing Angel’s hand.  “Well it's good to know I'm not alone in that,” Angel said, looking down at Husker's hand and squeezing it back.

“Ya well don't mention it.” Husk said getting up “I’ll…I'll make you that martini now.” He responded entering the bar. And smiled at Angel as he leaned against the edge of the bar table and let out a little chuckle,

“thanks Husky.”

[samantha-and-her-chaotic-desires]

TUMBLR SEXYMEN SHENANIGANS: INCORRECT QUOTES

@marshiestars I respectfully blame you for this brainrot but then again I thank you dsfgnhgfdsfgh

here we got the crackiest of crackships because honestly it's Tumblr, why not have some stupid fun?

Bill Cipher/The Once-Ler

Ghirahim/Mordecai

Alastor/Double Trouble

is DT a Tumblr sexyman? No. Do I care? No.

***

Alastor: Bye DT! Bye Ghirahim! Bye Mordecai! Bye Bill! Bye DT! 

Once-Ler: You said ‘bye DT’ twice. 

Alastor: I like DT.

***

Ghirahim: Mordecai, you know how much I love you… 

Mordecai, sleep deprived with his New York accent coming out: Whaddya want? 

Ghirahim: A partner with some GODDAMN EMOTIONAL AVAILABILITY!

***

DT, handing a balloon to Mordecai: I have no soul. Have a good day! 

Mordecai, walking off: I don't have one either.

(*cue wheezing in the background*)

***

Alastor: *sees Mordecai and Ghirahim together* 

Alastor: They're cute. I would put them on a boat. 

DT: You mean... you ship them?

***

Once-Ler: Bill kissed me! 

Ghirahim: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! 

Once-Ler: It was unbelievable! 

Ghirahim: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! 

Alastor: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Ghirahim, get the wine and unplug the phone. Once-Ler, does this end well or do we need tissues? 

Once-Ler: Oh, it ended very well. 

Ghirahim: Do not start without me! Do not start without me! 

Alastor: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing? 

Once-Ler: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it. 

Alastor: Ohh... So, okay, was he holding you? Or were his hands on your back? 

Once-Ler: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair. 

Ghirahim and Alastor: Ohhh. 

*meanwhile* 

Bill eating pizza in their house: And, uh, and then I kissed him. 

Mordecai: Tongue? 

Bill: Yeah. 

DT: Cool.

***

Alastor: Stressed. 

Mordecai: Depressed. 

Once-Ler: Possessed. 

Ghirahim: Obsessed. 

DT: Impressed. 

Bill: Chicken breast. 

Everyone: ...What? 

Bill: I just wanted to join in.

***

DT: Alastor is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Ghirahim: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

Bill: Tackle him!

Mordecai: Dump him.

Once-Ler: Kick him in the shin!

Alastor: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!

***

Ghirahim: Just be yourself. 

Bill: Really? Ghirahim, I have one day to win over Once-Ler’s parents. 

Bill: How long did it take for you guys to like me? 

DT: Couple of weeks. 

Alastor: Six months. 

Mordecai: Jury’s still out. 

Bill: See Ghirahim? ‘Just be yourself,’ what kind of garbage advice is that?!

***

Alastor: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess. 

DT: What the fuck kind of Subway are you going to? 

Ghirahim: Substitute teachers deal with so much shit. 

Mordecai: Guys.

***

Bill, talking about Once-Ler: WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH THEM AND I SAID “OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD” AND GUESS WHAT? THEY DID. THEY KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO.

***

Mordecai: If I was married to you I would put poison in your coffee. 

Ghirahim: If I was married to you I’d drink it.

***

Mordecai: Ghirahim... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor? 

Ghirahim: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned. 

Mordecai: 

Mordecai: I wrote sanitize, Ghirahim.

***

Once-Ler: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism. 

DT: And you came to me?

***

Once-Ler: Bill and I got married!! 

Mordecai: Don't share your personal problems with everyone.

***

Mordecai: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions? 

Alastor: Put spaghetti in it. 

Mordecai: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you. 

Ghirahim: Put spaghetti in it. 

Mordecai: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two. 

Bill: Put spaghetti in it. 

Mordecai: I am no longer taking suggestions.

***

*Mordecai is casually searching around the room* 

Bill: Hey Mordecai, what’re you looking for? 

Mordecai: My will to live. 

*Ghirahim walks into the room* 

Mordecai: Oh, there it is.

***

Once-Ler: *mixing different alcoholic beverages together* 

DT: What are you making? 

Once-Ler: A mistake.

***

Ghirahim: Hey, can I get a sip of that water? 

Alastor: It’s not water. 

Ghirahim: Vodka! I like your sty- 

Alastor: It’s vinegar. 

Ghirahim: …What? 

Alastor: It's vinegar, PUSSY.

***

Bill: *writing a letter* 

Bill: Dear Santa, 

I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty... 

And it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard.

***

Alastor: Do you take constructive criticism? 

Ghirahim: Not without crying

***

DT: Hey Mordecai, Bill just broke my seashell lamp. 

Mordecai: Neat. I’m gonna die alone. 

DT: Okay, you win.

***

Mordecai: Go fuck yourself. 

Ghirahim: Come over here and fuck me yourself you coward!

***

Bill: *Laughs* Babe, you had a crush on me? That’s embarrassing— 

Once-Ler: We’re married.

***

Mordecai: I'm going to ask you to be respectful. 

Bill: I will politely decline.

***

Bill: Eat shit and die, Mordecai!!! 

Mordecai: Eat shit and live, Bill.

***

Mordecai: Life is like Bill. It's short.

***

Ghirahim: To everyone who has treated me poorly; I am sexier than you.

***

DT: I’m having salad for dinner! 

Alastor: 

DT: Well, fruit salad. 

DT: Actually, it’s mostly grapes. 

Alastor: 

DT: Okay, it’s all grapes. 

DT: Fermented grapes. 

Alastor: 

DT: 

Alastor: 

DT: It’s wine. 

DT: I’m having wine for dinner.

***

Ghirahim: Change is inedible. 

Once-Ler: Don’t you mean inevitable? 

Ghirahim, spitting out a bunch of pennies: No, I really didn’t.

***

Bill: I don’t even use tubberware anymore. 

Once-Ler: What are you saying? Say it again. 

Bill: Tubberware. 

Once-Ler: Say it again. Slow. 

Bill: Tubberware. 

Once-Ler: Slow, very slow - actually, say the first syllable. 

Bill: Tub. 

Once-Ler: Wrong. 

Bill: What do you mean, wrong? 

Once-Ler: I thought I caught that. You’re saying tub. It’s P. 

Bill: What are you talking about? 

Once-Ler: Tupperware. Tupper. 

Bill: It’s tupper! 

Once-Ler: It’s tupper, always has been, always will be. 

Bill: I thought it was tubberware because it kind of looks like a tub.

(just another day for them huehe)

***

Ghirahim: Well, remember when Mordecai made a romantic dinner for me? 

Once-Ler: Ghirahim, he microwaved you a pizza.

***

Bill: A decision had to be made. 

Mordecai: And you fucked it up!

***

DT: Oh, to be a bored heir to the throne who keeps rejecting marriage proposals due to being secretly in love with the cute gardener. 

Mordecai: Oh, to be a cute gardener who secretly places roses in the heir’s room because they are in love with them. 

Once-Ler: Oh, to be the palace guard who discreetly helps to boost the cute gardener up the wall for their secret deliveries in the middle of the night. 

Alastor: Oh, to be the heir’s best friend witnessing the two fools dance around each other while knowing damn well that the two like each other. 

Ghirahim: Oh, to be the noble suitor from another royal family who comes to know of their love instantly and plans an entire plan to get them their happy ending. 

Bill: Oh, to be a medieval peasant who knows nothing about the heir’s personal life and who dies of dysentery at age 23.

***

Ghirahim: Talk dirty to me~ 

Mordecai: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high. 

Ghirahim: Wha- 

Mordecai: The economy is in shambles.

***

DT: It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close. 

Alastor, blushing: Okay. 

Mordecai: It's fucking summer.

***

Ghirahim: Why do you not believe that ghosts are real? 

DT: Never seen one. 

Ghirahim: Okay, I mean, there’s a lot of things that you can’t see that are real. 

DT: What can’t I see? 

Ghirahim: You can’t see gravity. That’s real. 

DT: Yeah, I can drop an apple. 

Ghirahim: Fuck.

(average drunken conversation between these two)

***

Mordecai: I love you. 

Ghirahim: Me too.

***

Ghirahim: Uptown Funk would've made it into the Shrek Soundtrack. 

Once-Ler: That's the truest statement I've ever heard.

***

Bill, bursting into the room: You two are having sex! 

Mordecai, not looking up from their book: Really? Ghirahim, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down.

***

Bill, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe? 

Once-Ler: Yeah, sure. 

*A few minutes later* 

Once-Ler: Here you go. 

Bill: 

Once-Ler: 

Ghirahim: Why am I here?

***

Mordecai: Wow, they really hate us. 

Ghirahim: Yes, perhaps they’re homophobic. 

Mordecai: But we’re not gay, Ghirahim. 

Ghirahim: 

Mordecai: 

Ghirahim: We’re not?

***

DT: If I ever had a child, I imagine they would be a lot like you. 

Alastor: Aww, thanks— 

DT: Which is probably why I’ve never reproduced.

***

Ghirahim: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl. 

Mordecai: Okay. 

Ghirahim: And make out during the scary parts. 

Mordecai: Th- 

Mordecai: The scary parts. 

 Mordecai: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

***

Bill: Ah shit, I forgot. 

Once-Ler: Forgot what? 

Bill: How do you expect me to answer that?

[1ddyfckr]

#𝗗𝗗𝗬𝗙𝗖𝗞𝗥 : an independent, private     &.     highly selective  𝑺𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒌𝒆𝒓 of the 𝗛𝗘𝗟𝗟𝗨𝗩𝗔 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦  franchise,   𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕𝒍𝒚 𝑪𝑨𝑵𝑶𝑵 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬𝑫  regarding timeline but S1E5 based in portrayal.     𝗔𝗨𝗧𝗛𝗢𝗥𝗘𝗗 𝗕𝗬 𝗞𝗥𝗔𝗘𝗛𝗘, established in 2021 but revamped in October 2023 !     𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗯𝗹𝗼𝗴 𝗱𝗲𝗹𝘃𝗲𝘀 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝘂𝗱𝘆 𝗼𝗳 :     toxic / fragile masculinity, internal racism, victim turned menace, Mister Perfect  𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧’ 𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐡,  an abuser without a shred of remorse     &.     Possible Closeted Sexuality.

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     Striker’s overall personality is based nearly entirely on his episode debut :     Harvest Moon Festival     &.     changes may be made as new material is released.    my interpretation uses Norman Reedus as his speaking voice :     nothing against Ed, but he's just not Striker for me.

     i absolutely do not care  if you ship Loona / Blitzo, Blitzo with women, Vaggie with men, dislike Blitzo / Stolas, write Alastor as anything else other than asexual, etc.     under no circumstances,  however,  will bestiality or paedophilia be roleplayed in this space.     if this type of content is present in your muses' history, please tag it.     𝐌𝐔𝐍 𝐃𝐎𝐄𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐋 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄 !    pro callout, smut-only blogs, shota / loli blogs, muns under 21 years of age, those who shame others for their sexual preferences, non-RP blogs, antis of any sort, puritanical antis, anti-Viv / HB / HH blogs…          𝒚𝒐𝒖  𝒂𝒓𝒆  𝒏𝒐𝒕  𝒘𝒆𝒍𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆  𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆  !

     Helluva Boss is a very adult cartoon that deals with serious     &.     disturbing topics that takes place in hell.     some of these will be mentioned or written.     Striker is not a good person     &.     in fact, is the perpetrator of many problematic behaviors / incidents.     𝑰 𝑾𝑰𝑳𝑳 𝑵𝑶𝑻      hold back his personality or actions.     Striker has little problem in blatantly sexually manipulating     &.     enacting physical violence to get what he wants.     he is quite unapologetic about his behavior.     he is more than capable of making fun of other character's traumas, talk shit against them     —     never hold your muse back, i welcome whatever consequences may arise !     the only thing i ask is to please not kill him / godmod.     i don’t write explicit smut on the dash, but i will write suggestive content if the situation calls for it.

     i may reblog / have strong opinions regarding HB / HH     &.     its characters / storylines / Viv etc, this is not an attack on any of my mutuals or their portrayals, so please don't take it personal     —     such posts will be tagged as     ❮     *  𝗔𝗥𝗖   𝒊     [ . . . ]     ooc    :    𖤐    ──    critical .     ❯     &.     'cw critical'     just to be safe.     i do not use catch-all tags, such as x don’t look or x don’t see nor do i require one for myself.     i will tag trigger warnings     &.     URLS :     do not pressure me or try to control who i write with.     do not ask me my financial situation, sexual orientation / experience / preferences / kinks or fetishes, relationship status, mental disorders / medical history, etc.      quite frankly, that’s nobody’s business but my own.

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[theshadowandthehost]

PSA/RULES

-MUTUALS ONLY

-You are welcome to send in anons and asks but I will not be doing threads with you if we are not mutuals.

-Mun does not write smut though this is an 18+ NSFW blog. Mun is 30+ and expects minors to respect my boundaries and not follow me

-I only ship if the muses have chemistry! I expect them to build it up. I don't care how lovestruck Astor is he's not an insta ship.

-I do not do crossovers (Hellaverse only)

-All open starters are tagged as 'Dash Commentary'

-I do not write preestablished relationships with anyone especially if he has never interacted with them. They can know of eachother, they can be friends with eachother but no one is dating anyone.

-I do not do MAs or interact with fan children/children in general (I love OCs but I am not interested in OCs made to be the children of a canon character or self inserts)

-I do not write/interact in mentions of r*pe/noncon or suic*de and I will immediately stop interacting with your muse if it is brought up. (I used to be fine with these topics but this is absolutely something that should be brought up to the mun prior to just dumping it on the muse. You don't know what head space the mun is in that day and it can be incredibly off putting)

-Im not interested in interacting with Alastor. I have my own and would prefer to focus on the relationship Astor has with him specifically. (There will be no duplicate interactions)

-If my muse is not involved in a verse you have going with someone else, I expect to be asked/informed if I want to be involved with that verse. Otherwise, I am not. Everyone gets their own verse here unless requested or stated otherwise, I expect the same. The only time I am involved in a verse is if I specifically have them make a comment about it or it has been discussed.

-Another thing is, I do not ship with Angel, nothing against Angel but it's just never been a ship I am interested in. Astor and Angel are strictly platonic and Alastor is indifferent to him with room to be friends

- Please tag all mentions of children, pregnancy, babies, etc you can tag it as a blanket term just as long as I don't have to see it

[okodnol]

Answering Hazbin Hotel Questionnaire in Great Details

from nayla (@misfirerules) on twitter

☆ who’s your favorite character?

Alastor and Vaggie (one was instant and the other slowly grew on me and now i legit can't choose)

Alastor is a trickster with standards, he punches up, confronts bullies, but honestly he's just so cute i automatically forgive him any crimes. Bonus points for helping me realize being affectionate with friends doesn't ruin your bad boy persona, it shows you're secure in it. Don't redeem him it's demon cruelty!

Vaggie is a tragic reformed soldier who desperately tries to repent for her war crimes; the juxtaposition of regular tough attitude and complete guard dropping for Charlie endeared me to her a lot. 'Whatever it takes' came up and i was like oooowww~

Also this scene before the final battle where she tells other hotel residents to save themselves cause "We.. I can't protect you anymore". She CARES

The funny thing is that Vaggie and Alastor share that strong preference to only socialize with women (me too! i feel so seen!) but CAN'T STAND each other

☆ what’s your favorite song from the soundtrack?

Stayed Gone and Hell's Greatest Dad, obviously. I also composed the complete tier list (i feel SO BAD for placing It Starts with Sorry this low):

Stayed gone | Dad beats dad

You didn't know | Ready for this | Finale (big musical theatre ones)

Poison

Respectless | Out for love

Happy day in hell | Loser baby

Hell is forever | Whatever it takes

It starts with sorry

More than anything

Welcome to heaven

🎶 it will take time to cover your vast multitude of sins 🎶

If i were to take into account visuals, first place would be either Loser Baby or Poison

☆ who are your otps?

I don't have a strong preference, but Charlie and Vaggie check too many of my personal boxes:

working on a project together

back-to-back fighting scene

picking a woman from a garbage dump

and nursing her back to health

DRAMA of one being another's lifeline

and never using it as leverage ever

fierce protectiveness goes both ways

casual pda

Wanted to do a full diagram and it turned out i'm so much more invested in friendship dynamics i need a separate chart for them

(what will be friendship categories? mentor/student, making each other better/worse, bonding over unique exp; we as a society should develop this concept)

As you can see i was kin assigned Lucifer and took it to heart lol

☆ who’s your least favorite character?

I don't care that much about Adam and Lute, actually

☆ are there any ships you hate?

I have an irrational personal vendetta against Alastor x Lucifer; i enjoy a good fan work, but the concept itself pisses me off; like, there's a painful power disbalance and zero positive interactions in canon

Adam does not deserve to be shipped with neither Lucifer nor Lilith. Lute kinda deserves him, but i prefer them as comrades

☆ least favorite song?

I don't feel much for Welcome to Heaven

☆ what made you watch hazbin hotel?

I think it was impossible not to watch it at the time, and of course i did, i adore this classic DeviantArt edgy lanky angular over-the-top style

☆ what made you love the show?

aesthetic really clicked with me

groundbreaking animation

lots of musical numbers

lovable characters

mlm & wlw representation

deconstruction of religion

you can tell VA's and artists had fun working on it

it's an inspiring indi-project success story

If we're talking about the animation specifically:

the character and camera movements are full of energy and satisfying to watch

characterization through body language

complex emotions

exciting action

interesting shots

you also can rewatch scenes multiple times cause characters on the background are doing stuff too

creative coloring and lighting

everyone is SO PRETTY

upturned eyes, sharp features and teeth they seemingly had to invent a new lip-sync technic for

☆ how long have you been a fan of hazbin hotel?

After i watched the pilot it took me a while to start Helluva Boss, but we binged it with a friend few years ago and i was really invested in this universe since then

☆ what’s your overall opinion on the show?

Innovative industry-changing trendsetting project we do not appreciate enough yet as a society. As a person who loves musicals, animated music videos, action, fighting and dancing, i was finally fed~

It's a crime it wasn't given more episodes; it's so tightly packed that even if i have some issues with pacing and priorities, i can't imagine HOW it can be rearranged without loosing important elements that are there already. I also firmly believe that fast story is better than less story so i'm against "just cut stuff out" approach

☆ if you could remove anything or someone from hazbin, what would it be?

This one scene where sir Pentious got dragged into a sex room as a joke 😑

☆ do you have any theories? If so what is it?

— The reason you end up in Heaven or Hell is that deep inside you're sure you deserve to go to Heaven or Hell (stole this idea from tumblr). That's how Adam ended up where he did. And sir Pentious unlocked a new mechanic cause he was exposed to the idea of redemption by Charlie (my 5 cents)

— There're more former exorcists in Hell besides Vaggie, and Carmilla saw them

— Rosie will teach Charlie how she made Cannibal town that nice of a place

— Alastor killed the most cruel and ruthless overlords, that's why the more decent ones, like Zestial / Carmilla / Rosie accepted him into the club (fandom commonplace)

— Alastor didn't kill Husk but kept his soul cause Husk wasn't that bad of a person in his overlord days and Alastor actually likes having him around

— Alastor doesn't own Nifty's soul

— Nifty is actually crazy powerful, she just wasn't properly motivated to unleash it on anyone yet

— Angel sold his sould to Valentino not out of desperation but cause he was manipulated into thinking that was a good idea somehow (he put a heart in his contract signature, also not my theory)

— both Angel and Husk will get their souls back one way or another

☆ opinions on the Vees?

Velvette is the coolest V. Vox is very relatable cause he's so done and just wants to do his job in peace and he still can't cyberbully to save his life. Valentino is a great reminder that your life can be ruined by an IDIOT which adds an insult to injury

I was dead sure Vox and Valentino are married. I hate the fact that i enjoy Valentino's dynamic with other Vees that much

I know and love Vox and Velvette's VAs from their Broadway performances as Marvin from Falsettos, Helene from Great Comet and Persephone from Hadestown

☆ thoughts on adam?

Adam can die in a fire, the genocidal maniac. He's much MUCH worse than Valentino, there's even no comparison, but i feel like fandom thinks the other way and it's wild. He was an extremely entertaining antagonist, but please don't return him in season 2

☆ if you could be best friends with any of the characters, who would it be?

I feel nerd kinship with sir Pentious but i don't think we'll be like Best Friends; i could see myself forming something like that with Vaggie if i happen to fall on her good side

☆ which scene from hazbin has permanently stuck to you?

~ hey! sssoo.. i see, the club has a sEx room! ..so i was thinking, maybeEe, you'd want to.. aa.. doo aa sExss with me 🕶️

Also the amount of serotonins Rosie and Alastor's duet gave me..

☆ who’s a character you want to see/see more in the upcoming seasons?

I need to know what happened to Eve and i need sir Pentious to be present and plot-relevant

Would be nice to meet Angel's sibling(s) and Lilith

Vaggie needs friends and support network outside of Charlie; hope Carmilla will keep mentoring her and Rosie keeps mentoring Charlie

Really excited for more Vox and Velvette

☆ what are your hazbin hotel hot takes?

The hatedom for this show is wildly disproportionate and uncalled for and it's genuinely breaks my heart cause i fear it may discourage other animators with personal projects. Hazbin deserved MUCH more praise and recognition

A good chunk of the critique can be boiled down to:

don't vibe with aesthetics so it's bad

story is not what i expected so it's bad

bad faith reading

evaluating animated show by static character sheets and random in-between screencaps

petty neatpicks

PLOT RELEVANT HOT ΤΑKES:

Sinners don't need redemptions, they need to be left alone by Heaven and work on making Hell a better place

Sir Pentious did not get a good ending, he lost all the friends he just made (it may turn out for the better but right now i'm sad)

Charlie did her best in Masquerade and as an untrained group therapist at the Hotel, cut the girl some slack, she does learn from mistakes

It's possible for Alastor to simultaneously like and help Hotel residents when he can and pursue his own agenda when he must

I think Mimzy is cute, sue me (we need more pathetic women representation, hope we'll get it in season 2)

Fandom plz stop with the infantilization of Nifty; people realized it's a problem with Velvette, which is cool, but Nifty still suffers from it too often

☆ any headcanons?

— Alastor plans on actually befriending Charlie to have a powerful willing ally like Rosie who can help him get off the leash

— Alastor decided to fight Adam to show off his powers and publicly defeat the First Man, but miscalculated catastrophically (stole this one from my sister)

— Nifty will be forced to choose between Alastor and the Hotel residents at some point in season 2

— Charlie subconsciously treats Hotel guests the way she was treated by her parents as a kid cause it's her only point of reference

— Vaggie and Angel will grow closer cause they're very similar in their protective nature, realistic worldview and self-neglect (season 2 i'm begging you)

— both Charlie and Vaggie visited Rosie and Carmilla, respectively, after the final battle to tell them how it went

— Carmilla will introduce Vaggie to her daughters and they will start hanging out sometimes

— Charlie will introduce Vaggie to Rosie

— Vaggie had good relationship with other exterminators during her Heaven era, even with Lute at some point, and she always hated Adam

— i like the idea of Husk winning back either Angel's soul from Valentino or his own from Alastor in a game of cards (it's like poetry; irl don't play if you're an addict though) or any other seemingly inoffensive game

— after he looses Angel's soul (and get his own beaten out of him preferably) Valentino will reevaluate his life and start dating Vox officially

— Cherry and Husk will become unlikely pals through Angel

— the apple tower is more likely Charlie's office, not Lucifer's, but he will be involved with running the Hotel

— considering Lucifer is actually a sincere, nice and caring person, it will be HARD for Alastor to win back the spotlight after he returns to the Hotel

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wow you got that far here let me share some sketches i did:

[star---anon]

Ah, might as well put my two cents into this whole shipping aroace Alastor discourse that's rising again. This is my only post addressing it and I will not argue with anyone else who tries to pick a fight in coms or rbs.

This always happens with any confirmed aroace spec character it seems....

Putting a break here so you can just ignore this post or read if you're genuinely interested in my words haha

I think it's very telling that there's a lot of aroace people going "I don't give a shit, ship Alastor to your heart's content" (me included), but I also see other aroace people be extremely aggressively against it while belittling others for shipping Alastor with other characters.

Darling, if every aroace person was coddled like this, they wouldn't learn they're aroace, honestly. I complain about all the hatefucking fics, sure, but I don't actually care that much about it to speak of outside my own things. I do not seek out the content to swarm with hate unlike a lot of people I've seen recently. Honestly, some of them are well written, I appreciate the craft, but I don't really speak up on it. My issue is that there's only that haha I want them to be fluffy sometimes (hence my fic)

And yes, I'm not immune to my own curiosity when it comes to reading smut despite being aroace. I'm allowed to read what I wish, I'm an adult.

Fandom will fandom when it comes to shipping, especially with a fandom that's been around for a long time. Just... Do not play into the stereotypes of our identity? Maybe? Possibly? It's not that hard.

Him being aroace doesn't change the way I write him. And it won't, no matter how many people might be disappointed that I write them all sickeningly sweet with each other. I'm a hopeless romantic that's also partially romance repulsed, I want someone to hold me but also get the fuck away. Writing a fluffy relationship gets that frustration out. Besides, does that not sound like Alastor to you? lmaooo

Eh... That's basically it. I'm going back to writing my Chaggie oneshot. It'll be out soon. They're very important to me.

[ribbonspice]

May your sins follow you to the grave and beyond.

For my pinned and 4,000th post, I will introduce myself. My name is Elaine Huang, or Ribbonspice if you prefer. I love reading and writing fanfictions, listening to music and surfing the Internet. I'm also demiromantic and pansexual, and I have anxiety, depression, OCD, autism and ADHD. I also have two sideblogs called @demipan-determinator and @the-stolen-solidarity, so feel free to check those out!

For starters, I must make it abundantly clear that I support Palestine. Zionists will be blocked on sight. Here are some useful links that you can check out if you want to support Palestine.

Now, I usually don't care what labels LGBTQIA+ people use as long as they aren't harmful. For example, neopronouns and xenogenders are fine in my book. However, there are some labels that are harmful, such as mspec and straight lesbians/gays, lesboys/turigirls and gaybians. I think this Carrd goes over all these labels very well. It also provides some alternative labels you can use, and there are some other Carrds at the end like it.

If you want to know how I feel about transid people, it's very simple. Terms like transabled and transracial are extremely offensive to disabled people and people of color. Transspecies and transage have been used by zoophiles and pedophiles to justify their attractions. Gender is mental, and therefore can be changed. This is not the case for age or race.

As for non-traumagenic systems, I'm going to keep this as short as possible, since I myself do not have DID. I am against endogenic systems and tulpas for many reasons. This Carrd debunks endogenic systems very well in my opinion. Regarding tulpas, here is a Google Doc in which Buddhist, Asian and Tibetan people have spoken out against tulpamancy, due to tulpas being a closed Buddhist practice.

In regards to proshippers…oh, boy. There are many reasons why proshippers are so harmful, but if I tried to address them all here, it would take too long. This Google Doc is perhaps the best source of information about why proshippers are bad.

I'm neutral on paraphilias unless they actively harm others. Paraphilias like pedophilia, zoophilia and necrophilia are examples of harmful paraphilias. People with these conditions should be seeking treatment.

What about transandrophobia and people who believe in it? I think this should be simple. The term transandrophobia was coined by a man with a fetish for correctively raping lesbians and many of the people who believe in it are transmisogynistic and lesbophobic. I think that should be enough of a reason as to why I don't support people who use it.

I have some lists of my fandoms, favorite characters and ships under the cut. You can also find my other accounts here.

My fandoms:

Houseki no Kuni

Bishounen Tanteidan

Lycoris Recoil

The Quintessential Quintuplets

Tonikaku Kawaii

Oshi no Ko

Stardust Telepath

Blue Archive

Pokémon

Pressure

Friday Night Funkin'

Clinic of Horrors

High Class Homos

Bearers of Light and Shadows

Lackadaisy

Murder Drones

The Amazing Digital Circus

Hazbin Hotel

Helluva Boss

Fundamental Paper Education

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

Vintage Eight

Lacey's Flash Games

SCP Foundation

The Magnus Archives

The Hunger Games

The Outsiders

One of Us Is Lying

LoliRock

Disney

My favorite characters: Oh, boy, where to start?

The Collector (The Owl House)

Hunter (The Owl House)

Asmodeus (Helluva Boss)

Collin (Helluva Boss)

Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)

Emily (Hazbin Hotel)

Mirabel Madrigal (Encanto)

Bruno Madrigal (Encanto)

Bianca Abercrombie (Clinic of Horrors)

Dr. Charlie Albright (Clinic of Horrors)

Lunarella Nocturne (High Class Homos)

Mordecai Heller (Lackadaisy)

Rocky Rickaby (Lackadaisy)

James Ironwood (RWBY)

Mercury Black (RWBY)

Several SCPs (SCP Foundation)

Varian (Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure)

Antarcticite (Houseki no Kuni)

Mayumi Dojima (Bishounen Tanteidan)

Michiru Fukuroi (Bishounen Tanteidan)

Dallas Winston (The Outsiders)

Johnny Cade (The Outsiders)

Chisato Nishikigi (Lycoris Recoil)

Takina Inoue (Lycoris Recoil)

Umika Konohoshi (Stardust Telepath)

Shiroko Sunaookami (Blue Archive)

Saori Joumae (Blue Archive)

Yukino Shichido (Blue Archive)

Tiara (Fairy Fencer F)

N (Murder Drones)

Uzi Doorman (Murder Drones)

Jonathan Sims (The Magnus Archives)

Adelard Dekker (The Magnus Archives)

Tony the Talking Clock (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)

Paige the Sketchbook (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)

Kaufmo (The Amazing Digital Circus)

A.C. Void (Friday Night Funkin': Vs. Void)

Tabi (Friday Night Funkin': Vs. Tabi)

Lillibeth (Friday Night Funkin': Secret Garden)

Fiorenzo (Friday Night Funkin': Secret Garden)

Gale Hawthorne (The Hunger Games)

Nate Macauley (One of Us Is Lying)

Oracle (Vintage Eight)

Mephisto (LoliRock)

Mister Demi (Fundamental Paper Education)

Sebastian Solace (Pressure)

Painter (Pressure)

My ships are as follows:

Corrosive Plague (SCP-035/SCP-049)

Phantom Forest (SCP-3017/SCP-4494)

Cynical Companions (SCP-079/SCP-682)

Lonely Lovers (SCP-451/SCP-1504)

Fizzarozzie (Asmodeus/Fizzarolli)

M%M (Moxxie/Millie)

Radiostatic (Vox/Alastor)

Chaggie (Charlie Morningstar/Vaggie)

MadMaid (Baxter/Niffty)

GuitarSpear (Adam/Lute)

Zestmilla (Zestial/Carmilla Carmine)

Chisataki (Chisato Nishikigi/Takina Inoue)

Yuumika (Yū Akeuchi/Umika Konohoshi)

Harutaki (Haruno Takaragi/Matataki Raimon)

Michiyumi (Fukuroi Michiru/Doujima Mayumi)

Yubikaga (Ashikaga Hyouta/Yubiwa Sousaku)

Jally (Dallas Winston/Johnny Cade)

Hellerby (Mordecai Heller/Rocky Rickaby)

ZibWick (Dorian "Zib" Zibowski/Sedgewick "Wick" Sable)

Nuzi (N/Uzi Doorman)

Saphette (Sapphia/Odette)

PerciGust (August/Percival)

Lucarla (Lucas/Marla)

JuleRose (Juleka Couffaine/Rose Lavillant)

Marcaniel (Marc Anciel/Nathaniel Kurtzberg)

Padlock (Tony the Talking Clock/Paige the Sketchbook)

CollectKing (The Collector/King)

Lumity (Luz Noceda/Amity Blight)

Huntlow (Hunter/Willow Park)

Gustholomule (Gus Porter/Mattholomule)

Raeda (Eda Clawthorne/Raine Whispers)

Abstragedy (Gangle/Zooble)

Kingleader (Caine/Kinger)

MeanJokes (Jax/Kaufmo)

JesterDoll (Pomni/Ragatha)

JellyJester (Gummigoo/Pomni)

Showtime (Caine/Pomni)

Daisira (Daisy Tonner/Basira Hussain)

JonMartin (Jonathan Sims/Martin Blackwood)

FairyFlower (Lillibeth/Fiorenzo)

GoldenRose (Aureo/Rosamie)

BlueVirus (Virus R/Acesora)

SkullWitch (Tabi/Lunarella Nocturne)

Everlark (Peeta Mellark/Katniss Everdeen)

PlinthBaird (Sejanus Plinth/Lucy Gray Baird)

Oracarl (Oracle/Carl Stevens)

Provers (Prophet/Joseph Rivers)

Krisper (Kris/Cooper Clay)

Natewyn (Nate Macauley/Bronwyn Rojas)

Enclaire (Claire/Engel)

Lanabbie (Abbie/Lana)

Olice (Alice/Oliver)

OreoKat (Miss Circle/Mister Compass)

Demisasha (Mister Demi/Miss Sasha)

Zipward (Zip/Edward)

Liztunia (Lizzy/Petunia)

Fishbun (Sebastian Solace/Zerum)

Maristo (Mephisto/Aqua Hoshino)