#I deserve that

[virsancte]

making my oc smoke the cig i cant bc i ran out

[bakugosbratx]

Just thinking about the way Xaden Riorson rewards his good girl for staying out of trouble, going to all of her classes, eating breakfast, lunch, and dinner. The way he would have her toes curling as he feast on her needy pussy while giving her praises.

“Such a good girl for me, yeah? Doing all what Daddy asked you to do today, hm.”

“You look so pretty like this, Princess.”

“Cum for me, baby girl. You’ve earned it.”

All while your eyes roll into the back of your skull as he does wonders to your cunt.

[ananke-xiii]

A dream, mine:

spn s13 but with cas alive and jack's a baby, dean and mary are in the AU and lucifer is still on earth. Somehow sam and cas manage to save jack and themselves from lucifer but now they're on the run and they are both questioning their life choices. Sam's like super pissed because he's been baby trapped by cas of all people and he's now stuck with an unhinged angel and a baby that's half his nemesis, a nemesis with which he shares the most unfortunate, most fucked up, saddest "profound bond" of all time. Cas is pissed too because he was handed the shortest (technically the tallest but shhh) straw by fate and ended up with the wrong brother, what's worst, he's now forced, once again, to re-evaluate all his millennia-long prejudices against all kinds of abominations since he's stuck sharing a car with two of the finest examples ever produced. Jack is just a baby which means he cries a lot, wants to eat, does his things etc and the crying alone is enough to send cas and sam crazy. Cas resents sam because he thinks he's using the angel with the excuse that he doesn't sleep so he can look after the baby. Sam resents cas because he went doing his hot girl shit instead of following his plan. Things reach a boiling point when they're in a gas 'n sip, sam deep in "newborn lore" on his smartphone, trying to understand what a newborn can eat out of gas station food, and cas's exasperated because "we can just wear a white coat, go to a hospital and steal breast milk". Sam snaps and he's like "what IS wrong with you, dude?" and cas is so done so he's like "tell me, sam, what IS wrong with me, sam?". Sam's not dean and he's not above recounting all the times cas has fucked them over, fucked him over, he literally uses his fingers to start counting everything that's just wrong with cas and he sure as hell starts by telling him how thick an actual angel of the lord, "the fucking angel of fucking thursday has no feel" (sam's words not mine), can be to save a person from hell without realizing that the soul's not there when he basically did the same thing for dean so "uh cas, explain this to the hand, CAS-TI-EL"! And cas finds out that, after all, he's not that bad at this feeling and being almost human shit cause he suddenly feels very in touch with his feminine side and he's ready to remind sam how thick can he be to think that god was speaking to him telling him to open the cage, like "what sam, just because amara was speaking to dean, you thought god would have spoken to you, to you, SA-MU-EL?" They're one step close to a catfight, neither of them is shy enough to prevent it, they both can and will grab each other by their hair and grip tight to raise themselves from this domestic hell. But they're in a gas 'n sip, whisper-yelling about angels, hell, souls and god and people begin eyeing them, the clerk reaches for the phone. They stop and realize that, in their current state, they're both two male presenting beings somewhere in their forties or in their vicinity with a screaming baby in cas' arms and one call away from child protection services . Things are not good.

Meanwhile, dean is with mary, fake bobby and fake charlie having the time of his life in the fake purgatory copy that is the AU releasing all his decade-long repressed sexual energy toward a certain angel by killing angels with bullets made out of angel blades and knifing the occasional monster of the week that goes bump in the night. Things are good.

[skinreflectsthesun]

Think I really need to redirect my energy onto myself. I’m realizing that a lot of the things I want I could have if I focused on myself even half as much as I focus on others.

[rottiens]

I just drank the coldest coke and my son is snuggled in my lap, I can't be happier now

[princess-aries]

be enthusiastically into me or leave me the fuck alone tbh

[maxbytes]

tell me to stop snooping around bc i find things

[aropride]

everything in this world would be better if i could spit venom out of my teeth

[carnallyricky]

They were in my dream last night and now all I can think about is swapping spit and making out so um I'm posting this but no one is actually allowed to read it ok bye

Warning for like um fairly suggestive (not actually smut, i was just in the mood for making out but maybe.. maybe another time...) and it's Snotlout x oc but I'm just projecting so whatever, read at your own discretion

In that moment, something snapped. 

Maybe it was the way the usually boastful and falsely-dominant rider was submitting, asking, begging even, for what he wanted, his body language and demeanor a stark difference from how he had been acting in front of their friends mere minutes ago. Maybe it was the way he was looking up at him, doe-eyed and watery (gods, he never got enough of those eyes). Maybe it wasn't the other rider at all. Maybe it was himself, subconsciously being kept pent up, so busy with hunters and the others, he hadn't a spare moment to spend with himself, let alone anyone else. 

Looking at Snotlout now, though, he could tell which one of them needed this more. Not that it mattered, he was going to give him everything he wanted anyways. They'd both win that way, it's how they always were. 

Theolfir had spent his whole life taking from others, he never had an outlet to reverse the roles. Not until Snotlout, anyways. And Snotlout made it so, so easy, because he wanted and he took and he kept taking like he couldn't get enough, and Theo reveled in it. He would keep giving and giving and giving until Snotlout physically couldn't take any more. Until he was crying and his sopping, wet, blue eyes were rimmed red and his cheeks were stained with tears and he could hardly get a sound out around his choked sobs, and even then Theo would give him more, gently. Hold him as he calmed down, rub his back as his breathing steadied to match Theo's. Kiss his head and hair sweetly, murmuring how pretty he looked, how perfect he had been and always was. How good he had been for him.

And that thought is what took control over Theo's mind, the others only barely out of sight from where the group had gathered previously to discuss some new plan Hiccup had come up with. Theo couldn't recall what it was just now, his mind clouded with thoughts of his Snotlout. Snotlout hadn't even said a word yet, though he was opening his mouth and looking at Theo like he was about to ask him for something. Ask him to give. Theo beat him to it, taking the opportunity and grabbing Snotlout by the face, squishing his soft cheeks and holding his mouth open. Not too forcefully to hurt, but he didn't need to force anything with Snotlout anyways, he was always so eager, holding his mouth open himself, despite the surprised expression he wore. His eyes still looked up at him, silently pleading with him.

‘Please,’ they said. ‘Please, give.’ 

And Theo did. Towering above him, face pulled closer, Theo spat in his mouth, relishing the quiet, dare he say whimper, that left Snotlout's mouth. 

“Is this what you wanted? For me to make you take whatever I give you, right here? You couldn't wait for the others to be further than around the corner, you just had to have me now? Are you that desperate of a mutt?” His words were harsh, but spoken softly and so close to Snotlout's face he felt Theo's breaths and his eyes fluttered closed. Theo was talking to Snotlout, and only Snotlout. Everything he said now was for his ears only. 

Snotlout whimpered again, not willing to humiliate himself by giving a verbal response, but unable to bring himself to deny it when Theo was looking at him like that and he had just spat in his mouth and oh, Thor, he really did want him right this instant. 

Theo smiled to himself, leaving a trail of feather-light kisses along Snotlout's jaw, to his ear where he nipped lightly before moving on down his neck with more kisses and light nibbles, while Snotlout had reached out and was gripping Theo's hips so tightly he may as well have had dragon claws himself. 

“Theo,” Snotlout rasped out against Theo's ear, his hot breath sending a shiver down Theo's spine. He wanted this just as much as Snotlout did. Theo hummed. 

“Theo, please,” Snotlout whined as Theo found a sensitive spot to play with. 

In response, Theo began kissing his way back up Snotlout's neck, back to his mouth. He gazed lovingly at the man falling apart before him already, brushing his thumb across Snotlout's lips before capturing them in a desperate kiss, his own urgency now apparent. 

Theo figured he could probably spend the rest of his life exploring Snotlout's mouth with his tongue and shoving it down his throat, with his hands firmly planted on his ass. Especially with all the sweet sounds he's able to lap up from Snotlout this way, but unfortunately being a dragon rider was a full time job, and he was pretty sure the others wouldn't appreciate the scene they could very well walk in on considering they were out in the open. 

Theo pulls away, finally, both of them breathing hard and a short string of saliva stretching between the two of them. Gods, Theo has never seen a sight as pretty as Snotlout with pupils blown wide, lips kiss-swollen and red and wet with a mixture of both their spit. He gave a firm squeeze to Snotlout's ass, earning him a small groan. 

“So, my hut, then?” Theo quips, a self-satisfied smirk planted firmly on his mug. 

“Please,” Snotlout parrots himself. “And,” he adds, “because you loooooove your boyfriend soooo much, you'll carry him there, right?” 

Theo rolls his eyes and detaches himself from the shorter man. “I am not carrying you.”

Snotlout pouts as Theo begins walking towards his hut.

“But I thought I was your baby! You call me that all the time, you know! Might as well commit to it!”

“Ah, yes, of course. I'll be sure to put you in diapers and feed you mushed up vegetables as well, then. You know, since I'm committing.” Theo teases.

“Shut up, Theo,” Snotlout grumbles and pouts some more, crossing his arms and bumping Theo deliberately with his shoulder. Theo bumps him back, laughing.

“You know what? I think I hear Hiccup calling us for something, I think we need to go-” he's cut off by Snotlout quickly gripping his hand and practically dragging him the rest of the way to Theo's hut.

“Nope! Nuh uh! You're not gonna even start with any of that. Right now, you're mine.” 

Theo doesn't let on the acrobatics his heart does at that, and instead lets himself be pulled through the door of his hut and firmly shutting it behind them. 

[cottagecore-raccoon]

Stede is so forgiving about people trying to murder him in season one. Every time someone tries he’s just like “that’s unfortunate, anyway…”

[aheartofgold]

I just really want Crowley and Aziraphale to hug in series 3 like I want everything else but I want them to give each other a hug that feels like a sigh. That feels like relief. That feels like letting go of 6 millennia of worry and paranoia.

[citriosis]

i love my therapist actually. we had a really good session today about The Medical Shit and it was just. nice. the weight isn't completely lifted but i know i'm not alone in carrying it.

anyway empurple time bc the second i got out of session it crept into my brain again lmfao

[xamaxenta]

Envious of the way insects shed their exoskeletons and yearn to do the same

[forbelobog]

gepard using all his stored up kinetic energy in one go and snapping a man's neck when???

[satoumafuyuss]

Tell me if the years are all gone..

teehee silly oc art :3c I had an idea so i wanted to try drawing it even though I felt incapable oof but it turned out way better than i expected!!! I'm having fun slowly rewriting these characters story. I guess its ending up being sadder than I initially made it back in 2015..