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Obliterated my sleep bleary wife this morning with morose and depressing ulquiorra angst thoughts and she tolld me to get the fuck out and go to work for my crimes 😩

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i cant get got by the demons when hannah montana plays on the shuffle…

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do not resist the urge give him the scars

😩💦 okaaaaayyy ill do it

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Fighting the urge to put top surgery scars on all the ichigo comic panels i cant resist his tboy swag

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So there's gossip about some version of kinktober over on twitter adding a bunch of nonsensical rules this year, and I am fascinated. Studying this like a bug.

Like, what the hell.

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Is liver like the texture of marsmallows

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Goofy ass scenario where its date night and marcoace are gonna go out and for whatever purpose its a dressing up occassion and Ace decides to wear cologne except it was the joke one pizza scented from Luffy bc it was stupid and he probably bought it from some novelty sex weed combo store and he shows up and marcos like oh? Deep dish tonight??

Whatever that fucking means

Deepdish as it turns out is Marco and Sabos code for insane tag team double penetration no protection rawdogging only they are not holding back the salami

Ace had no idea that it wasnt luffys gag gift but Sabos strategically placed item of instigator of mass anal destruction and Ace just happened to be the unfortunate bystander cum victim but really why would he complain when he got pizza and dick

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oh he had enough and left 😔

I keep accidentally caressing this man on the train sorry babygirl i dont wanna noncon you like this neither

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I keep accidentally caressing this man on the train sorry babygirl i dont wanna noncon you like this neither

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*Valley Girl voice*: I must, like, not fear. Fear is literally the mind-killer. Like it’s basically the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will totally face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me, and? When it’s gone? I’m gonna like turn the inner eye to see its path! Where the fear has gone there will be literally nothing. Only I will remain.

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taobao is banned in the us orz

That is so fucking funny i should’ve guessed it was

Idk then im still on the opinion that you go sickomode and make one yourself how hard could it really be and it actually could be cheaper in the long run

Rip joann fabrics tho

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Fucking myself up over a mecha au zangetsu mech frame shiro being the AI inside thats consistently trying to infect/parasitically control Ichigo bc of weird digital mechlove and yea grimmjows there they can kiss in the cockpit i guess ??

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The fucking nerf highlight intro for Cassidy is the greatest thing overwatch has ever produced and its a shame its for corpogreed aaaugh

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You know what fight back

Get some fabric and whateverbto stuff with rocks sand idk idc and sew/tape/staple that insert yourself

Personally. Id stuff my ace body pillow with finely crafted gel thattotally isnt firm enough to fuck but thats just me

Wheeeeere would you recommend someone to buy the actual pillow for the Ace body pillow sleeve? 👀👀👀

I. Genuinely do not know..? Amazon (not the ideal but tbh none of this choices are tbh) Uh target? Alibaba? Taobao? IKEA last time i checked did have some

Etsy kinda sucks ass now but maybe better than the other options idk its so hard to trust any of these companies now its so bruh moment

Personally i would buy from taobao but thats because i live in asia and its super duper cheap for me

The dimensions of Ace pillow case is 180 cmx60 cm is that helps hes very lorge

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Wheeeeere would you recommend someone to buy the actual pillow for the Ace body pillow sleeve? 👀👀👀

I. Genuinely do not know..? Amazon (not the ideal but tbh none of this choices are tbh) Uh target? Alibaba? Taobao? IKEA last time i checked did have some

Etsy kinda sucks ass now but maybe better than the other options idk its so hard to trust any of these companies now its so bruh moment

Personally i would buy from taobao but thats because i live in asia and its super duper cheap for me

The dimensions of Ace pillow case is 180 cmx60 cm is that helps hes very lorge

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I BOUGHT A PILLOW AND I'M SO EXCITEDDDDDD THANK YOU SM!!!!

WAAAAHHH ANON IM EXCITED FOR YOU please enjoy him when he is finally in your arms… he is so snuggly and plush 🥰

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I fucked alatreon up and got my dream sword

I should go back to monster hunter world and get alatreon on lock and actually defeat fatalis