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milkcryptid · 1 year ago

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syrupbitee · 3 months ago

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their dinamic is messy but caring but idfa about you all at same time it makes me want to explode i want to see more of them siu pls

#myart #tower of god #kami no tou #karaka #wangnan #wangnan ja #fanart #illustration #artists on tumblr #wheres my dad he was supposed pick me up 40 minutes ago IM STARVING !!???#living in a big city is shit cos theres traffic jam wherever you go i hate cities #anyway i came up with an idea for a one shot i hope ill be able to put my ideas properly and not mess up things #but its not a complrx story so itll be fine #last night i was daydreaming with me explaining my first bug ass story it truly was my one piece not other story was that complex #my dad just called me he will pick me up in anpther 30-40 minutes HELP GOD NOOOOO im actually starvjng and uuum theres a cafeteria next to #me but that brand is expensive as fuck it is good but really expensive and aint way i will spend that much money #stay tuned if you want to know how my journey to feed myself ends like #i love talking as if it were actual people expecting what i gotta say no single mf is fan mine #i love wangnan so much i could kms #hello its me from the future. so i eat lne of the most silly but yummy food ever #bought the 1st vinland saga volume nad watched look back ALL IN THE SAME DAY how cool is that mmm??????? i love living (just for today)#i miss having a job because id have a weekly income and spend half of it but recover next week and yarayara I MISS HAVING INFINITE MONEY

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cator99 · 3 months ago

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I always get detained at da border because PROFUNC never ended but basically I'm like if a targeted individual didn't even care

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floral-hex · 10 months ago

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woke up at 4am feeling the weight of my life crushing me, so I’ve been sitting out in my car for the last couple of hours because I just need. to. be. somewhere else.

#tumblr ate something like this but I think I deserve to shout uselessly into the void #shits rough dawg #I know it’s rough for everyone. I feel shitty even talking about myself. still… compelled to vent… big butts #haven’t really been on here much since it hasn’t really scratched that itch lately & just makes me feel lonelier #it’s cold #saw the Jazzercise studio open across the street. 5am for Jazzercise? wow. early.#and then everyone left an hour and a half later. lights out. everybody gone. weird schedule. I am perplexed.#went down the road and got a soda and I’ve been sitting in my driveway contemplating for the last 2.5 hours #guy at the gas station tried to talk to me but I just half assed a smile and nod and left #even though I know I’d love to just… talk to someone. I suppose it has to be ‘on my terms’ whatever those are #I miss having a therapist. or even just when my little brothers would talk to me. when anyone would. blegh #my insurance is still a mess and I’m about to run out of one of my blood pressure meds this week #maybe I’ll have a stroke. scary to think about. I think about dying a lot but that potential feels too real. just… pop! and I’m done.#I’ll try today to finally push to straighten it out but everything feels daunting #woke up with so much anxiety. about my health. my hearing. no money. my life. had to get out of the house even if it’s just right outside #hate to say it but I need(want) thc. haven’t wanted to spend money on it but I could have really used it this morning #can’t be sad if you can’t feel anything (jokingly but also not. whichever is less sad sounding)#actually treated myself to Dune 2 last week and it was so so good. wish I could go again. but it’s drugs food or movie right now. so…#I know. dumb priority but BIG SCREEN. maybe it’ll hit theaters again for the next awards season hopefully. just a real nice loud experience #anyway… I should go inside. almost 7am. need to take my brothers to school then drive my mom to her daily appointments #I’ve felt so hollow and angry and sad for so long it feels like. I feels so weak and sad and I’m tired of it. I’m so tired.#I’ve been eating about 1 meal a day and sleeping a lot. this is the worst my body has ever been. I feel like I’m just waiting to die.#is this relatable?#just have to look past it. it is nothing. this body is nothing. just enjoy your soda.#gonna look at pictures of butts now #ok gotta go I love you goodbye forever #you can ignore this #text

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heu-ris-tic · 7 months ago

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i hate to say it but im a gym bro now im in my anime character training arc

#ive been weight training for a little over two years now since i met the loml and we go five days a week my dudes #running every day for a whole month now?!?! and feeling my stamina get better and better #eating more than i ever have and feeling Good about it most days #i will not rest until i have a visible six pack and look like i could kick ass !!!!#saying this on tumblr bc it’s too cringe to share anywhere else #is it me? am i the malinois?….my god

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wabblebees · 11 months ago

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just finished the new fantasy high episode and havent seen anyone talk abt this so i wanted to say i am 100. one HUNDRED PERCENT sure. that fuckin fourdogs was at that party invisibly (the One And Only buttfucker to NOT make an obvious appearance?? rules-follower or no, i dont believe that for a SECOND) and that she stole the piece of the cloud runner that went missing, and that the moment of her swipe was the "something" riz missed on his check -- i also really *hope* it wasn't oisin that made those damn ice mephits (or "muffets" as my beloved drunk adaine christened them lmao) act up like that, but immmmm pretty sure thats exactly what was goin on since it wouldve given his party member advantage/an easier access point :/

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #fhjy spoilers #listen i was oisin to be good & real & nice SO BAD. HOT RIPPED TATTED DRAGONBORN WIZARD ??? PLEASE #but. im also a suspicious-ass bitch lmao #also wait ik they spelled his name without the accent on his character art #but doesnt the name oisin have an accent over one of the i's?? idk jack abt shit so i could be wrong ofc #in any case. i like the concepts behhind the ratfuckers as a party (*except buddy. seeing him made me feel fucking ILL lmao.) but #i neeeeeeed them to get fucking TROUNCED by the bad kids. i NEED it. theyd be so much more tolerable if they got briefly asswhooped #like i think after that they could TOTALLY be friends and work together. before that?? FUCK no lmfao #anyway. i love-hate fishykitty whatserbucket and i need to see her lose #i cant wait for the ratgrinders to meet the unstoppable force that is the bad kids bigass hearts #deciding to team up with local shitheads & therefore turning them into op allies by sheer force of will and love #its happened to ragh its happened to aelwyn it kiiinda happened with kalina (jury's still out but my fingers are crossed!!)#spring break i believe in them!!!#bee speaks #its happening yall. i try to keep my incomprehensible blorboposting to a dull roar but now that im fully caught up on d20 i fear i may start #going full pepe silvia trying to figure this out #i cant binge it all in one go and have it rot thru my brain like slow-eating acid to leak thru in a contained matter #waiting for a new episode every week means i have time to THINK

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kakusu-shipping · 1 year ago

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I need everyone to see I finally, FINALLY made a decent looking cake, and then proceeded to throw it on the damn floor before anyone got to taste it.

#Emile's Arts #Teruteru #Self ship #Proselfship #Proship selfship #Someone save me from my own damn self #Happy birthday Teruteru... I'm sorry I dropped your cake #At least he thinks it's funny #Okay what ACTUALLY happened is I owed a thankyou gift to one of my neighbors for saving my life from a wasp that was in my room #(coming into my home and killing it for me while my parents were still at work)#So I figured this would be a nice two birds with one stone thing I could make a cake and take a picture of it for the Teruteru Birthday pos #And then give it to my neighbor so I wouldn't be stuck with a big ass cake for several weeks like I am every year for Koro's birthday #But on the WAY OVER THERE I TRIP into her yard and yes the cake splatted on the ground it's for the ants now #SO NO ONE GETS TO EAT THE ONE PRETTY CAKE I EVER MADE #Okay it's not THAT pretty it is sitting in an OCEAN of vanilla icing #I do not understand icing layering and I fear I never will #Anyway...#If you look close enough at my toaster you may notice a little secret on the person who took the photo #who could it be?

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indiegame · 4 months ago

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depression cancelled i cleaned up a small part of my room and also my bag

#logbook #i hsd tea bags in my bag without a baggie bc im an idiot and was walking around with spilled tea in said bag for a month #i have spent all weekend in a depressive haze im so tired and sick. and this week is going to SUCK ass.#its fine everythings fine.#im debating if i want to go do laundry tonite or not. in the process i could pick up some food and things for the house up here.#and then not have to go down tmrw. . .sighs #also my plans to hang out wirh new friend were cancelled. he said he didnt make enough and had to work and was like 'oh yeah #we can hang out for an hour' and im like bro wont you need to get ready for work. like dw abt our hang out take care of yourself #and then we bonded over taking care of ourselves LOL #i think it worked out bc i ended up tsking 2 hrs to build a maybe hr max furniture and then napped for another 2 hours #i was so sick snd exhausted. this whole weekend has been like what if you are never not depressed. thanks man!#i forget how depressed i get at the end of summer going into fall everybodys so up there and im just waaaay down here #but i have managed to do some things. finally pulled myself out to bed. and ive also forced myself to eat so theres thst too.#jk also in case it wasn't obvious. depression still here

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itsalwaysdark · 4 months ago

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anyways sry its not srs eventually ill get it together . and be a person again. one day

#its just like atm everything that i need is like . not possible. which is oartially my brain being like We have to do this before we this #which sometimes isnt true but sometimes is #like i cant get medicated again or back seeing a psych or back on t until i get a job again #but i cant get a job again utnil i get my ged <- partially untrue but ged would make it a lot easier #but i cant get my ged until i have a job bc it costs money <- if i asked my parents they would probably help me If they had money 2 spare #since like. yk. they want ne to be able to work again so i have money again and ill be another source of income and they care abt me also .#affirmations . ppl donot just see me as a piggy bank they do see me as a person im not judt someone to squeeze money out of thats not how #ppl view me and its fine its fine its fine its fine . it feels so stupid being scared abt that i feel like a rich person whos like She only #likes me for my money 😭 like stfuuu annoying ass. i just ummmm. have a massive fear of debt and like. ppl demanding money from me #unexpectedly or expecting i am going to give them money. not in like a Ohhh fucking ppl want me to donate not it at all im happy to donate #but in like. god this is dumb. eveeytime i got birthday or christmas money as a kid i had to give it to my parents so they could buy food or #gas or whatever. and it never got paid bsck and it felt like shit. but i couldnt ever say no bc then itd be My fault we didnt have food that #week . yk. my first paycheck i had to give it all to my mom for groceries and we got in a fight in the store bc she was like Ok im gonna go #buy pop and my dumbass got upset abt it bc like. my mom told me itd be Necessities nd like. yk. wtvr. it was fucking stupid my entire family #r caffeine addicts so pop is a necessity i was just. rly upset and it felt like my parents saw my money as just. theirs but they had to ask #abt it so i wouldnt get pissy. yk. and they ask me for money a lot usually for food and i dont mind but it like. idk im rly paranoid abt #being a provider and ive got a Lot of guilt abt like. anytime we dont have enough food it feels like my fault bc it was my fault when i wasa #kid if i didnt give up my christmas money for pizza. or whatever. idk its so dramatic like i didnt need the money i was 8 it was selfish of #me to wanna buy fucking. toys or whatever that wasnt more important than My parents being able to get to work or my siblings being able to #fucking. literally eat. or paying bills. like its selfish that im like wahhh wahhh but i wanted to buy vibeo game wif my bday money i #shouldve judt been fucking grateful i was able to help my family. wtvr. I hate connor. wtvr #n then the shit with ugh last year like. yk. and stuff. and then the them stealing 1000 from me not getting into it b4 i get mad. idk.#and im just lazy now i need to get a job again but all the shit like. as i was saying earlier b4 i started whining. idk. i should be happy #that i get to help w bills and stuff that was my dream as a kid #like ever since i was 5 when i was fantasizing abt my future i was like Im gonna marry a prince and then ill be able to afford to pay all of #my families bills and my parents and siblings will be able to go to college and be happy and maybe never have to work bc ill be able to #handle it and ive always like. yk. when i was a dumbass kid i was like Ill go to college so i can get a good job and be useful. of course i #cant ever go to college bc im fucking. useless. and itd just be another burden on my family if i was in debt bc i couldnt help them as much #if i had debt and itd be selfish. and it doesnt matter bc im too stupid to go to college anyway. idk. i wish i could just fix everything #it just feels awful rn im literally just a drain and my family doesnt say it to me yk like. ik theyre happy imback i think they are

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starbuck · 1 year ago

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me last semester: i am NOT taking four courses again! no way!

me now: *clown shoes jingling as i go to sign up for my fourth course*

#LISTEN.#this is DIFFERENT #i am looking at the syllabi FIRST this time #and one of them is just an English course which is nothing for me #i eat English courses for breakfast #one week the ONLY assignment is gathering sources and you get 100 points for it like. Bro.#and yeah Chem is gonna be hard but a lot of the assignments are just practice problems #which i’m sure are a pain in the ass - but if i work ahead they should be easy to keep up with????#and lab is lab. also a pain in the ass but not THAT time-consuming if it’s anything like Bio (which it looks to be)#so like. why NOT also take an introductory Wildlife course?#WHAT is the worst that could happen?#i mean… i probably shouldn’t invite questions like that…#but like. it’s an extra two credits i could be getting NOW instead of busting my ass later!#seems like a good move to me!#and it’s stuff i really wanna know!#plus it’s only 9 credits not the TEN credits i took last semester #it WILL be a huge pain in the ass overall and i am acknowledging that #but i’m kind of willing to deal with that #cuz again - work now and chill later #THAT’S the vibe right there #that’s my final opinion

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shrimplicitly · 8 months ago

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love being a bit of an asshole and hater until later when i think back and rip myself apart for being a little bit of a dick

#image.txt #today was. how do you say. suicide inducing #mothers day customers are. the worst #i should have called off bc i needed to recover from barfing for 12 hours but you know. i need a roof over my head and 13$ an hour only #twice this week is not conducive to a good paycheck #well. i was indeed unpleasant all shift. and i can feel myself start to mentally sit at my desk and rip myself apart for how nicer i could #have been (plot twist i was barely keeping it together today)#i did flip someone off while they were driving behind me bc they were eating my ass and NOT paying attention #i hate being so angry all the time

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cynical-cemeteries · 6 months ago

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on that same note of rozelic and icateztol. WHYYY is CG giving them a rerun before raligon is supposed to be coming out i can't pull for all of you guys and NOT spend all my linkstones 😭😭😭

#lord of heroes #loh #genuinely about to start tweaking #bro OKAY first it was oswald......that i needed to skip because i don't have enough to build TWO earth commander units #THEN it was w. rosanna getting a rerun but as gacha this time #THENN it was icateztol and rozelic's reruns #FOUR back to back faves i wanna pull for but i can't because i promised myself i'm saving my 14 pity for raligon. but it's like 2 ten pulls #so Technically like 20. i usually don't do single pulls but lowkey it might be smarter this time #AND THEN since i really like how ahilam looks i wanna save for her ass too #and it's not like i have crumbs for linkstones rn because i have 180 pulls worth. almost 190 and it's like 9479 #i could probably reach that before the end of the week. but yea that's full pity two times over #knowing my luck with pity though......i usually don't get characters under 50-60 pulls #so even if i have a lot saved rn whoever else i pull for after raligon has a bad chance of eating up my linkstones #like i NEED to get super lucky after raligon #okay ranting over. but i can get a chance at rosanna icateztol or rozelic after him if i really want but im also Scared

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micamone · 6 months ago

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hey guys

#vent #just... gimmie a sec im gonna put it in the tags i cant find the readmore on my phone rn #im havin a straight up not good time but not the worst in the house!#the worst is my cat. whose old and dying. and i have no money to put to sleep to fuckin put us both outta this misery #typical. she cant get a heart attack and go fast like my moms dog #shes gotta wail and be ill for a month while im recovering from one surgery and trying to get ready for the next #its also an amazing time for my ocd that i learned i have from artists on hear explaining what it is to send me into spirals #over germs. but shes just 20 with teeth and respiratory issues her whole life and been struggling with constipation #so i KNOW how shes dying. shes backed up and hungry and dehydrated but feeling bloated still and not eating or drinking.#shes probably got arthritis and has been moving like a geriatric for a while but its to the point now she wont even lay down. shes just #perched on a pile of towels in the bathroom dozing and occasionally crying for me to come pet her. im so fuckin tired #and theres nothing i can do! the vet i could find a timeslot for in a reasonable time said 500$. so thats cool. im paying 1000$ for me in #a week for my stuff and its just. god all she and i are doing is crying and it sucks ass #she wants company for comfort and i dont blame her - so the fuck do i!#but i cant sit in the bathroom with her my damn legs keep going numb. and my roomate 1) cant emotionally buoy me thru this #and 2) has a long work day tomorrow and its already mad late. sigh #dont try to offer me condolences ive worked thru her dying already its just now we're botb exhausted in the form its taking #if anything i just need another distraction to keep me from spiraling over something again #edit: ARUGH AND THE OTHER CAT THROWING UP IN THE OTHER ROOM. GOD DAMN IT #the younger one has so many allergies and wont stop fucking eating things off the floor babygirl i am BEDRIDDEN you gotta stop eating shit #off the floor!!!!!!!! you have specialty food for a reason!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#awesome it was right in my bed

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ducktr0ducin · 2 years ago

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#OK SO the DNI is a joke- turning 18 is fun #gyro gearloose #launchpad mcquack #gypad #Sorry gyro lmao I would post this on your birthday BUT this is Ned’s blog and I’m such a special little guy so it’s going up on MY birthday #(<- funny little coincidence our birthdays are like two days apart lmao)#ned's doodle corner #edit: I qued this like a week or so ago before all the Earn It Act stuff- even though I’m still nervous abt it I’mma try to stay positive #but hey maybe as a gift y’all could call your representatives to tell them how the EAT would suck ass please and thanks??

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prowerprojects · 1 year ago

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Apparently there's another scene where Eggman tries get to Tails by mentioning Sonic; to downplay the fox, to which Tails brings up their showdown from SA1.

(Haven't quite seen all the cutscenes; the in-game ones, but someone has uploaded all the Eggman cutscenes from the update. Included him talking to Tails and the others separately. If you're interested.)

Thank you so much! I probably will check them out eventually!

Ah yeah, the Station Square thing. How embarrassing it must be for Tails to not have done anything of note for the next 20 years. Poor kid. No wonder he feels useless/s

#I guess you could say it's Tails's low view of himself that makes him downplay his other achievements #and I guess I'll take it. because what other choice do I have. but #station square thing doesn't even fit with the 'things only I can do' theme #like you could have brought up him kicking Eggman's ass in sa2 #because yeah maybe others could have done it too but could they have done it in a MECH?#but this is just an example #station square is obviously brought up because this is the only achievement tails earned in the eyes of the general fandom #I'm really not impressed with any of the tails overworld scenes I've seen so far #and I feel so bad criticizing them because I'm probably overreacting and I don't want to bring anyone down #but this is just how I feel #maybe I just haven't been eating well in the past couple of weeks and it makes me irritable idk #tails #sonic #sonic the hedgehog #project.txt #tails the fox #miles tails prower #sonic frontiers spoilers #sonic frontiers #project.ask

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yappacadaver · 1 year ago

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i wonder what he does to escape

#like actually.#he MUST read #like i've decided there's no way to survive that existence without being an insane reader #cause u know his ass isn't doing hard drugs. strikes me as too intelligent to be a TV bro. maybe movies???? probably movies too idk #doesn't strike me as a music lover he's so vibeless #all im saying is my recovery program for him would be like. 1 heroic dose of shrooms to start.#and then like a week of teaching him how to play computer games so I could introduce him to minecraft and dao and some other selections #bong hits every day and hot baths not showers. cut the nicotine by at least half and minimum of 6 hours of sleep.#eat pussy every morning/night fuck on the daily and try taking in the ass at least once (can become a regular thing if he wants it)#ok this became a normal post but im right ok he needs this #normalposting

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