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docholligay · 2 years

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Oh don’t misunderstand me I fucking love my job. I have high job satisfaction like...90-95% of the time. I actively enjoy 80-90% of the activities I do in a work sense. For most people that is wild. I have never liked anything so much. I am lucky as hell. I am most definitely not saying I dislike it!

I’m saying, “My sister is very smart, and I have very smart friends, all with really incredible educational bonafides, and I’m, uh, an anime blogger” ahaha.

#It's intimidating #we were at al wedding this summer and I was talking to my wife like #we gotta not swear and shut up because like everyone here went to a posh school babe #better to be imagined the idiot hicks than open our mouths and remove all doubt #Class stuff doesn't often bother me because I'm extremely well schooled in classic manners #I can fake it #but I just can't compete intellectually #I'm funny and quick on my feet and helpful #this isn't me saying I have no redeeming qualities #I'm thoughtful in the original sense: I think about things a lot #but I'm just not classically smart #in the way 'smart' people are #you know?#I can be very inarticulate sometimes #writing is of course much easier #but my stupid little brain is so quick on the draw that I just say whatever comes to mind unless I make an active attempt to shut up #sittign here thinking about this I'm usually the first person to say #education is no sign of intelligence #so I wonder why that doens't apply to me in my head #I think it's just a sign of frustration with myself I don't ahve with other people? maybe?#It is a glaring hypocrisy though isn't it?#I have so much PRACTICAL knowledge #and I like that about myself right up until the moment I'm talking to people with fancy education #then I'm like 'sorry I'm just a dumbfuck'#hm i have to think about this

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pissed-whizard · 9 months

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my most extreme kink is feeling wanted. not like sexually or anything but kinda just as a person

#sounds fake i know #a man can dream #mine #text

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despazito · 1 year

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He's picking fights with worm puppets now

#ok its fake but i can fully believe it

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canisalbus · 5 months

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If only Machete wasn't so distinctly white and waifish. Otherwise one could possibly use a lookalike to fake his death and just run away with vasco. But finding someone that resembles machete would be almost as hard as making the choice to end a life to save your own.

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#🤔#I've never faked my death so I wouldn't know #but wouldn't ensuring that the body isn't 100% identifiable be the first step in tackling that issue #make it seem that it's most likely you but no one can tell for sure #it's not like they had dental records and dna testing in the late 1500's #sorry this got a little morbid I just started to think about the logistics #answered #anonymous #that isn't a bad idea actually #they aren't going to come after him later if they think he's dead

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summikomi · 6 days

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jjk smau: just a nibble! (you bite them)

ft. gojo, nanami, choso, toji, sukuna, nobara, megumi, yuuji

cw: suggestive content

this is so silly. sorry for the minor disappearance, life got crazy. hopefully more stable uploads from now on!

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ashleyloob · 9 months

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this can't just be me but do you ever hear a YouTubers voice and immediately click off because you just can't stand how they sound and don't know why. even if the content itself is fine

#theres so many good video essays i absolutely can not watch bc their voice just drives me insane #idk why im like this omg #i think if any voice sounds 'fake' it makes me feel super unsettled #i am begging YouTubers to pls use their normal talking voice 😭

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bluerosefox · 2 months

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Her Astrophel and Sterling

hmmm

Hmmmmmmmm

You know what.

You know those AU's where the Batfam finds or learns about either hidden or thought to be dead Al Ghul Danny! with a deaged/daughter Dani (Ellie) (I should know, I created a few of those storylines) but what if, now hear me out, what if instead of them finding Danny first its Talia.

Do I want Talia discovering her thought to be dead son to be alive? Yes. Do I want her to find him while investigating Amity Park when the League gets reports of 'Lazarus creatures/water'? Yes.

DO I WANT HER TO KNOCK ON THE FENTON'S DOOR, fully ready to pretend/honey talk her way into the house to uncover what the Fenton's know, ONLY TO MEET A LITTLE ELLIE?!

YES.

Ellie whose eyes and hair look like a copy of her Beloved but she can see bits and pieces of herself as well. Talia knows the child in front of her was not fully her's though but everything makes sense when she hears a voice, a voice she hasn't heard in ages but as a mother just knows, speak out.

"Ellie! I thought I said do not answer the door my Sterling."

"But Daddy, yous was busy fighting the hotdoggys!"

Talia's eyes widen when she finally catches sight of familiar black hair and blue eyes.

and she could only lightly whisper a old nickname she hasn't dared uttered in ages, a name she secretly gave her son due to his love of the stars "Astrophel..."

#danny phantom #danny fenton #crossover #dp x dc #blue rambles #danny phantom dc #writing ideas #random idea #dpxdc #good mom Talia?#Good mom Talia. Yes #Astrophel means Star Lover btw #Sterling means Little Star or Excellent #Deaged Ellie #Deaged Dani #Danny either faked his death or got yeet from the Pits to Amity #does he remember? Idk leaving it open ended #if he does remember he chose not to return cause he knew he'd be punished #Talia comes to Amity after so many years because the League finally got reports of 'Lazarus' like creatures/waters being used/seen #Is she League leader now? Idk again leaving it open ended for anyone to play with #does she kept it a secret when talks to Danny about everything? I think so if he asks her not to say anything #Talia is happy to see her son again after so long. She isnt happy about how Ellie came into his life but is happy to have a granddaughter #she totally holds Ellie everytime she visits and promises to teach her how to make the world fall into her chubby little hands #Ellie loves her Granmama Talia cause she tells stories of all the places she's been #Eventually though I can see someone. Maybe Damian or Bruce. Needing to speak with Talia about something #and they track her down when she's on a visit to Danny and Ellie. And well the secret is out.#dani phantom #danielle phantom #Dani is Ellie

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puppyeared · 2 months

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horrible truth bomb dropped on my head 20 min ago

#I DIDNT KNOW I DIDNT KNOWWWWW #when i say damn thats crazy its bc i DO think its crazy i think a lot of things are crazy. like how birds have cloacas #or the way ppl draw a five pointed star in different ways and everyone assumes their way of doing it is how everyone does it #my brother is not letting me live this down btw he literally shouted at me like HOW DID YOU LIVE THIS LONG AND NOT PICK UP ON THAT #IDK!!! IDK I THOUGHT SOMETIMES IT COULD BE USED TO EXPRESS GENUINE SHOCK??????#he says its my delivery that makes it sound insincere bc i say it in a monotonous voice which when i think abt it YEAH....#THAT DOES MAKE IT LOOK KINDA BAD IN HINDSIGHT.....#and then i told him i keep a list of phrases that tickle my brain so i can remember to use them in conversation and apparently #most ppl dont do that bc he was like ???? stop doing that??? just let the conversation flow naturally it sounds fake>????#idk man i feel like if i did that and blurted out 'i forgot people find stuff like underwear arousing for some reason' instead of #smth like 'i wonder what kind of ppl find this kind of stuff the bees knees' like i normally do. it would. not go so well.#ALSO THE FLOW CHARTS ARENT NORMAL? i make flow charts before i call the bank or smth so i know what to say #its not just to blend in its also so i dont waste ppls time going uhhhhh as i think of how i put smth into words #its called stalling for time and i dont care if i have to say smth like thats just how the cookie crumbles if it gives me #5 more seconds to process whatever the fuck someone said without letting them think im not paying attention #doodles #diary #sona #puppysona #comics

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artslovergirl · 3 months

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art donaldson with oral fixation, you are real to me

#i love doing the fake chomp thing too #i adore him #plz u can bite me all u want 🙏🏻#challengers #art donaldson #patrick zweig #tashi duncan #tashi donaldson

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thewitchqueen281 · 10 months

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I'm simply obessed with Harris bomberguy saying 90% of James Somertons shit isn't his and then todd a few hours later coming up and saying and the 10% that is is bullshit.

#hbomberguy #todd in the shadows #good for both of them #its just #i can very clearly tell from the clips todd is showing me #thats the shit he probably wrote #and its all so fake

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givemeureyes · 3 months

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i’m exploring new avenues of creativity

#i can finally make fake twitter post!!! i’m unstoppable.#batfam twitter #batfam tweets #fake tweets #fake twitter #batfamily #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood

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cassandracain52 · 4 months

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Weirdly specific fanfic tropes in the Batman Fandom that I love

Cuddle Pollen: Ivy’s pollen but it just makes you crave human contact to the point it’s painful

People avoiding Bruce Wayne adopting them: sometimes the adoptee is a canon bat child other times it’s LadyBug or Spider-Man. Bruce absolutely dragging Batman through the mud to the press for no apparent reason: You would think such a specific prompt could not possibly have that many fics. You would be wrong. The Justice League finding out Bruce has 10+ children and being shook: It always goes one of two ways, either one of his kids was hiding under his cape and outs him or they all show up when Bruce inevitably needs help Tim destroying another company out of pure petty spite: Idk why it's always him, but it is. The reason can vary but it's typically in defense of another family member

Actual Ray of Sunshine Robin!Jason seeing the neglected little gremlin that is 9 yrs old Tim Drake and deciding to keep him: it’s always so funny. 90% of the time it’s just Jason telling Bruce “We’re keeping him” and Bruce just being like “ok”

Damian trying to fight Santa Clause: I don’t know when exactly we as a fandom decided that not only did Damian believe in/know about Santa, but that he is ready to fight him at any given moment but I hope it never stops

#batfam #ao3 #fanfiction #fanfic tropes #some of these are old #but I Remeber when they were popular and it was great #this is my opinion #Edit: I KNOW SANTA’S REAL IN DC #edit: I meant that in the fics santa’s fake so Damian just believing it is really funny #he also just has no reason to really know about it on account santa can deliver gifts without being seen #and the al ghuls sure didn't tell him

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kittykalliarts · 10 months

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For decades, the blank vision that Iudex Neuvillette wears near his heart has been subject to much discussion in Fontaine. Nobody remembers who it had once belonged to or why the ancient dragon protected it so jealously. It is said that if the Chief Justice would to stare at it for a long while, it would be sure to rain right after. Oh, how beloved that person must've been.