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“So what’s your power?” Said the all-seeing super-powered individual, “Telekinesis” you said “……….so it’s not the ability to order around the invisible monster that follows you around?” ��The fucking what?”
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it is a FACT men HATE their asses slapped
it is CANON Gojo is a MAN
it is CANON Gojo hates his ass slapped
OHHH MY GOD you're still here?!?
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canon sukuna sees a pussy with no bush and asks u if u have some sort of disease
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The King of Curses
A new vessel has been found
Hope you enjoy the cosplay 💖
All thirst, unhinged comments, and complete depravity are welcome and encouraged 💖
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Now that I've got your attention (people stop scrolling for a poll), I am making this post on behalf of Nader @abdalsalam1990, as I have a large following which could help it get traction. This campaign has been vetted! (#4 on the list)
Nader is 17 years old and his family is in Gaza facing dire circumstances. Food is scarce, prices are high, and there are shortages in water. They, like countless others suffering during this war, have already had to relocate many times, and their home is destroyed. They do not have enough money to safely relocate right now, or a stable source of income, as places of work have been destroyed.
Any amount of money can help Nader and his family escape this destruction.
This campaign currently has (as of the time I write this post) €11,540 out of €50,000 raised, with 627 donations. I have donated myself and I know a lot of my followers can afford to donate at least something. It's not a hard donation process, so I hope you take a moment of your day to show some support.
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Well, despite the skyrocketing popularity of my last post about Muhammad, the actual campaign has been stalling for 6 hours.
I must reiterate; Muhammad will die if he does not continue his treatment. A completely preventable tragedy will occur if we do not put forward our effort to help this child and his family.
His condition has been deteriorating since his treatment stopped, and he has been suffering from this ON TOP of the already horrible conditions in Ghazzah. He is in hellish poverty and danger with his family and he cannot even move.
Please, PLEASE donate if you're able to. And if you can't (And even if you can donate, do this too) share this campaign. Muhammad needs your help. Please help him and his family.
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“Oh, Nanaminnnn!”
At the familiar, cheery voice, Kento looks up to see no one other than Satoru Gojo, leaning against the doorframe of his office with his usual grin. “Saw with my Six Eyes that you came to fill out those reports here instead of doing it from home. Been so long since you showed your face here and—” He cuts himself off with an excited gasp, then walks closer as his smile grows wider. “You brought my little mochi!”
In Kento’s left arm, his daughter—who had woken up from her nap about ten minutes ago—coos excitedly when Satoru enters her vision, reaching her hands towards him. “Well, hello there, sweetheart! I was wondering when I���d see you again!” He slides his hands under her plush arms, then picks her up, skillfully—and safely, Kento notes—holding her in his arms. Tiny hands brush against Satoru’s blindfold, and he lifts it so his niece can see his blue eyes. They immediately soften when the baby girl laughs when he gently tickles her tummy.
It’s so cute that Kento can’t stop the corner of his mouth from lifting.
“Wait—Did I hear that right?! Nanamin’s here?!”
“Itadori, wait for us!”
“Kugisaki, you dropped your bag—Oh, come on, guys, slow down!”
Rapid footsteps approach, then the three first years appear at the door, gasping in unison.
“Oh, my gosh!” Yuuji, the pink-haired teenager shouts as he points at the baby in Satoru’s arms. “Nanamin, when did you have a baby?!”
Nobara’s question comes a split-second after Yuuji’s is finished. “Is that why [Y/L/N]-sensei quit a while ago?!”
Megumi walks to stand beside Satoru to analyze the little bundle in his teacher’s arms. “She’s… adorable.” He mumbles, gently smiling when she wraps her hand around his finger. “Very adorable. She has [Y/L/N]-sensei’s laugh.”
“Isn’t she just so precious?” Satoru asks, proudly showing her off to the first years. “So sweet and friendly, just like her Uncle Gojo.”
“Hopefully she won’t be as reckless as you,” Kento says as he holds his hands out, and Satoru returns his daughter to him. “[Y/N] and I already believe that she’ll be the exact opposite of me.”
Yuuji sits beside Kento to get a closer look at her. “She’s so cute. How old is she, Nanamin?”
“Four months as of yesterday.”
Nobara crosses her arms and pouts. “How come only he knew?” She asks, gesturing to Satoru.
“Well, when I had to go away on a long mission, she was only a month old,” Kento explains. “He kept an eye on her and [Y/N] for me; made sure that they were both safe. I’m very grateful. We had plans to tell you about our daughter soon.”
“Where is she now?” Megumi asks.
“At home. I wanted her to have the morning and most of the afternoon to herself. I’ll be heading back shortly.”
Satoru and the students share similar looks with each other, and Kento knows what they want to ask. He pulls out his phone and dials your number. “Hi, baby,” you greet when the line connects, “how’s our girl?”
“Hi, love. She’s amazing, as always,” he says as he looks down, playfully poking the little one’s nose. “I’m with Gojo and our students. They want to know if it’s alright to come and see you.”
“We’ll cook dinner if you’re too tired!” Nobara chimes in hopefully.
“Actually, better yet, I can just order something for everyone,” Satoru suggests.
“And we’ll clean up,” Yuuji and Megumi say at the same time.
You laugh, then answer Kento, “That’s more than alright. Bring them here.”
“Thought you’d say that. See you in a bit.”
“Yes!” Yuuji cheers. “Alright, I’m gonna ride with Nanamin so I can sit next to the baby!”
Nobara glares at him. “Not if I get to the car first!!”
When they sprint out the door, Megumi groans before rushing after them. “Didn’t I just tell you guys to slow down? We’re going to the same place!”
Satoru laughs, then waits for Kento to finish up so they can walk out together.
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there was an ask in my inbox requesting a cute drabble for dad! nanami ft. gojo (as a trusted friend of his) and the first years, but it disappeared. hope u like it, anon <3
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playing ts4 and i decided to make stsg tell me why i accidentally gave geto his kfc breakup fit
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jjk smau: thanking them for flowers.. they didn't send you?!
ft. gojo, nanami, toji, shoko & geto
cw: fem reader, toji being toji, light angst on geto (?), slightly suggestive shoko
#self rb#i reread this and realized i really like them actually teehee#i think this is the only time i wrote suguru smh im so ashamed </3
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i try to keep all my stuff gender neutral cause it's usually not that hard and typically doesn't affect the story at all (except for when i always make the women into lesbians sorry) but on occasion ill run into a wall cause i wanna say something but there is no non gendered term for it and i get so mad.. the english language is my prison (个_个) i just wanna be able to get my feelings and thoughts across without excluding anybody for a silly reason
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Aaaaaa please,I need more Sukuna smau(maybe him being jealous hehehe),you write him so well😭😭😭 that’s just how I imagine my glorious king using a phone
i got quite a few sukuna asks, i promise there will be more of grandpa using his new cellular device!! i have a few smaus i wanna knock out first so i don't oversaturate on one character and idea, but i promise there will be a continuation 🩷
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it is CANON that toji is a MAN.
MEN do not like being called baby.
it is CANON that toji doesn't like being called baby.
goddamnit you're back!! you're so persistent! im almost impressed!
n e ways, that's actually not canon i met gege in hell and he told me toji loves being called baby ☝️
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jjk smau: calling them increasingly weirder nicknames
ft: gojo, nanami, megumi, yuuji, toji, sukuna, choso
cw: nothing! pure fluff (ignoring sukuna)
ps: gojo's had one last message in blue which unfortunately had to be cut for formatting, which read: grown ass man btw
#jjk#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen smau#gojo x reader#jjk fluff#jjk smau#jjk fake texts#nanami x reader#toji x reader#megumi fushiguro x reader#itadori yuuji x reader#yuuji x reader#megumi x reader#nanami kento x reader#sukuna x reader#ryomen sukuna x reader#choso x reader#jjk crack
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jjk has too many characters 😭 every time i write a smau i pick whichever ones feel most fun to write, but then i end up questioning if i should add more and mulling over it because im lazy lol
#sumiko talk#i guess i can always just make a pt2 ^_^#there's some characters im lowkey scared of writing lol#if u look u may realize suguru is one of them....#i just can't get him right unless im writing him committing crimes or flirting with gojo#😭#enougj rambling anyways
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[papamin au 🐅] five more minutes 💤
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IT'S THIS ANON AGAIN!! this anon has been harassing just about every smau writer with bizarre heteronormativity enforcement LMAO. don't take it too personally, im starting to think this has to be a bit at this point..
Hey so this is insane.
I don’t care about a characters sexual orientation. I actually do find it weird how often people assume male friends are gay, feels like fetishizing to me, regardless, it’s strange that you seem to care so much. Especially to tell someone who doesn’t even ship characters. I say this because I think you need it. Get a life.
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