#I am the worst at video games
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On one hand, Young Justice is kind of neglected by the actual superheroes that should be looking out for them in a lot of crucial ways and very much failed by the adults around them
But on the other hand Red Tornado straight up hosts a parent-teacher conference where their respective legal guardians all show up, barring Batman who’s in traffic so Nightwing fills in instead because Robin’s dad does not know he’s a vigilante which is objectively hilarious
#Superboy does not have a name and his ass is constantly getting groomed like Clark please take a more active role in his life#And all of these guys need a healthy interaction with their respective legacies that does not involve heroing#Take them out for lunch! Play a video game with them! Let them be a kid around you without getting criticized!#Red Tornado had barely reconnected with his own humanity and he’s taken a more active role in being like they are safe happy and learning#compared to the people who literally are the reason they exist in the first place#and is the only one who seems to recognize their potential and ability as a team! and he wants others to know that!#and it’s kind of heartbreaking because the JLA should be paying attention to them and noticing how they succeed and instead just show up#at the worst possible time and take things out of context and criticize them and bestie I bet you they are a lot better of a hero#than *you* were at 14-16 because they actually are going out and making a difference and saving people#but the ones who should support them the most are barely there for them at all#someone give these kids healthy and appropriate emotional support I am begging you#yj#young just us#young justice#yj98#bart allen#tim drake#kon el#conner kent#superboy#robin#dc impulse#cassie sandsmark#wonder girl#cissie king jones#arrowette#greta hayes#slobo dc#empress#anita fite
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trying to finish as much as i can off playstation plus before letting my subscription end and one of those things was the bioshock infinite burial at sea dlc and oh my fucking god what an absolutely atrotrious experience. incredibly somehow worse than bioshock infinite (a game i hold no affection for) and may be one of the worst video game experiences i've ever had.
#we happy few remains the single worst game i've ever played#it has quite a lead on anything else#but damn this was so much worse than i was expecting#from a gameplay perspective i hated every second of it#the worst stealth mechanics i've ever experienced in a video game#games that have no stealth mechanics and expect you do stealth do better at stealth than this does#pretty much impossible to walk more than a few steps without every enemy in the level instantly knowing exactly where you are#because you stood on the wrong kind of floor#miserable#and of course elizabeth has to be weak and much less capable of combat than any other bioshock protagonist because she's a woman obviously#from a narrative perspective it was just#there should be a specific concise term for when prequels spend all their narrative efforts to show you the origins of any important elemen#lets call it 'story by way of recognizable nouns' or 'prequel origin porn' or someone else is probably better at naming things than i am#anyway that's the narrative in burial at sea#its vapid its obvious its a foregone conclusion it fucking sucks#and like look i don't love elizabeth bioshock infinite but she deserves better than anything that happens in this dlc
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My little brother thought Jets name was Jeff; we have watched this show multiple times help me I can’t escape this cursed assumption…. Jeff…….
#my art#fanart#strawberridraws#avatar: tla#avatar the last air bender fanart#atla#ik this isn’t technically fanart but shh#jet atla#atla fanart#mini comic#I like illustrating stupid convos#anyways I envy him tbh#he isn’t consumed tm by tv shows like I am#he obsesses over video games (Minecraft/Roblox/geometry dash/ect) instead#and so I must bear the ‘knowing almost everything about like 12 shows’ burden#but …. Jeff ???#Jeff….#the worst thing is I can kind of see it
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She gave birth to a child only to keep it in a cage and torture them until they became a god is the context btw
#nilvan#fear & hunger#fear and hunger fanart#fear and hunger game#fear and hunger#fear and hunger nilvan#fanart#fear and hunger new gods#nilvan the endless#one of the worst moms in media honestly#i am what the kids like to call meme#meme#meme art#doodle#Video Game Art#horror game#horror rpg
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contractually obligated Peepaws for the 7th year in a row 👏 ft. soup again! i see your weird illogical default animations and i raise you: excuses for silly explanations and headcanons
#fallout 4#nick valentine#fo4#valentines day#valentines day 2023#art#doodles#fanart#video games#fallout soup#(soup is not a sole survivor! she is just Some Dumb Bitch)#WE BELIEVE IN AROACE NICK ON THIS BLOG BTW. i will hear nothing else#fills nicks inventory with cigarettes and bottles of coolant and screwdrivers and wrenches. peepaw enrichment#gotta keep those bad joints in check#i am the worst fedora artist in the world#i STILL cant draw them seven years later#or cowboy hats :(
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guess who’s finally learning 3D modeling after about a year of saying “i need to start learn 3D modeling”
#graveyardtxt#“i’ve always wanted to do 3D modeling for video games as a profession!’’#proceeds to procrastinate on learning the skill#i am my own worst enemy
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[Image Description: A digital painting of the shrouded woodlands from outer wilds. One of the wooden hand devices stands across the water. In front of it is a short dock with a single lit candle on the right railing. There are faintly lit tree branches above the scene. In the sky above the trees are many stars and the distant horizon is visible on the right of the image, lightening blue with dawn. End Image Description.]
game study from april ^^
#HIIIIII#I LOVE THE HAND THINGS THEYRE CREEPY THEYRE LOOMING THEYRE DISORIENTING THEYRE SO COOL#I have another big wip of one in the works :3c#I didn't know what to call them in the description..#I just had the worst day ever I am feeling better now and thinking about videoed game#anyway emjoyyyyy#outer wilds#outer wilds: echoes of the eye#echoes of the eye#eote#outer wilds spoilers#eote spoilers#ow spoilers#echoes of the eye spoilers
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Just started watching this video of someone who played through the flipside and not even 30 minutes in I'm realizing that everyone on twitter was right and this game is ass
#the pyre#I am a Jecka stepping on Jeffery while he talks about her feet survior#if we're being honest I figured this game wouldn't be as good as the other two bc Jecka was the mc#Nicole is just so much more intersting I'm sorry#I saw a comment on the video that said that now that Nichole isn't the mc she's way less likeable#and I'm not even halfway through but I still disagree and if anything I feel the opposite#I love Nicole but the more we see of Jecka the less I like her#I feel like the creator tried too hard to make her like Nicole and not only is that not Jecka but it's not interesting#I wanna know why the third game of both class of 09 and south park came out this year#and both were criminally shorter than the other two games at around 3 hours and both were undoubtedly the worst in the series
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Context for my dumb discussion question: I'm aware that we shouldn't invoke anyone other than g-d for help - for instance, you wouldn't pray to or ask saint anthony to help you find your keys you misplaced in last night's drunken stupor. However, I want to see what everyone's standards are.
Dumb discussion question: Is it wrong of me to invoke Todd Howard when I am climbing up mountain in a video game? I play so many video games, and Skyrim has a very unique feature where you can climb basically any surface that isn't ninety degrees, henceforth I started calling this method of travel "todd howarding/todding it." When I'm climbing up any mountain that I really don't know if I'll make the summet in a video game, I've found I say, "come onnnn, todd howard." Because I find it funny.
This isn't a serious discussion question - I am not about to worship todd skyrim howard as a deity. I believe in and say the shema, I promise 😭
#jumblr#personal thoughts tag#i just todd'ed a mountain in witcher and i am actually impressed that it worked#again this is completely a lighthearted joke post but i think it's interesting!#i think how we define the lines between actually INVOKING other people/things and just saying things to be interesting#because i do this because i think it's funny. it's funny to treat todd like he's the patron saint of Climbing Video Game Mountains#however he will NEVER be g-d. i don't think g-d in all of His Love and Mercy could ever make a horrific thing like skyrim#yes i have almost 1000 hours in that game. yes it's the worst game ever. yes we exist#okay i'll be honest. some of the games i don't like are the same ones that have over eight hundred hours in 😭#i have over a thousand hours in animal crossing on the switch and i did Not enjoy this installation in the series. very weak imo
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pacing around in increasing desperation going 'what's my motivation??' to a director who not only thinks this is a tiresome and pointless question but who also won't show me the script despite clearly being pretty annoyed whenever I fail to follow it
#'here's a thing' oh-- does my character have any incentive to get involved in any way? 'look it's a thing and it's here just do it'#okay fine. fine. how am I supposed to act on this thing? 'that is up to you :)' okay but I don't even know why I'm doing it--#can I get any information to base my decisions on? 'you are free! to decide! :)'#.... okay then I guess I do [x]. '.... why didn't you do [y]. I cannot believe you didn't do [y] I only planned for [y]'#YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME THE SLIGHTEST REASON TO DO [Y] AND I HAD NO WAY OF KNOWING THAT'S WHAT YOU EXPECTED!! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM MEEE#thinking about this because there are a couple things in bg3 that are like...#well they gave me no real reason to believe I can or should get involved except that I know I'm playing a video game; feels a bit forced :/#but that's so much less frustrating in a video game where option trees will reveal themselves to you#than it is in open-ended dnd where the goalposts are invisible and the options are theoretically limitless#world's worst game of hot and cold istg I spend SO much of that one DM's campaigns going 'I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WE'RE EVEN DOING!!!'#this would be frustrating ANYWAY but it is frequently very clear that not only are there Wrong Answers--#there may in fact very often be A Single Right Answer#POINT ME AT IT THEN.
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my dash is so dead and there's nothing to do at work so here have all the perfumes i already own sorted from best to worst (left to right, top to bottom)
#petra.txt#sorry i am annoying u with my interests that aren't video games djsjsjskksks#but i'm soooo bored. so bored#gucci bloom is literally the worst i only bought it bc of florence welch lmfao
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"So, how comfortable are you with jumping?" - @jarl-m (x)
#this is literally the worst I've ever done it#fucking complete failure on every level#ate shit immediately#I am not good at video games#soulsborne#dark souls#dark souls 3#dark souls III#fromsoft#twitch clip#vtuber#envtuber#furry vtuber#god bless Jarl for putting up with me tbh#I don't deserve it
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puttting down limbi for the moment itis stressing me the fuck OUTTTT
#i am not good at videos game but by god i stay fuckig silly#piktalk#limbiposting#currently trying t see how far we get into the end with um . 5 scuttlers ive literally never used before And Gregor#i COULD by all means start over. But.#I Need To See What Happens ...#worlds worst manager award:
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i know i like to carry myself very casually but you can tell i have an anxiety disorder when you watch me play a new game for the first time
#marzi speaks#thinking abt how every time smth new happened in yttd today i immediately jumped to the worst case scenario#door just locked? room’s flooding probably i’m Doomed <3#person is missing? i’m gonna find their dead body!#this person just said a weird thing? They’re For Sure Gonna Try To Kill Me Later#i am very good at not catastrophizing bc i have a lot of experience with it#EXCEPT in video games . everything that can go wrong Will go wrong i am sure of it#was so sure gin was about to die in front of me when i saw that cage start to lower i was like ‘he is being lowered into a vat of acid’
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Me: Just gotta make $35 to hit my quota.
Dreamlight Valley: I think you're forgetting we just added flowers that glow in the dark.
Me:
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I'm New Horizons biggest hater. Yes I poured 100 hours into finishing the museum and perfecting all my villagers homes. Yes we exist.
#animal crossing new horizons#ac#acnh#video games#gaming#i'm unironically sad with how awful the game is when i'm not clouded by my nostalgia#animal crossing was the game i played as a chronically lonely child so i obviously am Attatched to it#yes the DLC was good. no i really don't think it justified itself#in the sense that.......... where was this energy for the $70 game that was being made#when people were talking about the new animal crossing game/rumour my blood ran cold#i haven't been following that one but i really don't know if it's true. if it is..... i'm scared for the direction they're taking ac in lma#acnh was the most cynical display of nintendo's worst qualities as a conpany i'm gonna be real
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