#ate shit immediately

[gallusrostromegalus]

Got the brace off my ankle from the moose incident in October, had two weeks of normal mobility...

And sprained the fuck out of the other one .

[maldupay]

fuck i need to replay isat because i cant remember anything but um something something siffrin's increasingly concerning comments through the acts on losing his appetite -> getting violently hungry -> having tear induced nightmares about cannibalizing his friends

[fanfic-gremlin-ft-trauma]

domestic zukka hc: zuko’s love language is physical touch & sokka loves nothing more than the shy surprise on zuko’s face whenever sokka gives him exactly what he wants.

sokka had his suspicions zuko was extremely tactile, but it took him a few months to compile a mental register of just all the ways zuko likes to be touched by sokka. Whether it’s a hand on his thigh, a thumb running over the back of his hand, or sokka’s fingers latched around his wrist when they’re walking; whether it’s a soft kiss on his cheek, his forehead, the nape of his neck, the inside of his knee; whether it’s their hands intertwining out of sheer habit; whether it’s the soothing feeling of sokka’s fingers gently scratching his scalp when zuko lays his head in sokka’s lap; whether it’s sokka tenderly cradling zuko’s face with overwhelming tenderness every chance he gets, because he knows that’s zuko’s absolute favourite; whether it’s sokka kissing the top of his head goodnight when zuko’s laying on his chest, caressing zuko’s cheekbone with a lazy thumb until his breath evens out and he’s asleep and safe in sokka’s warmth.

It’s the casual intimacy that always gets to zuko and reminds him hourly of just how much he adores and trusts sokka. It’s the physical manifestation of giving and receiving the kind of love he never thought he’d be able to experience. It’s the mute reassurance sokka feels the same exact way about him.

-franceblr

hi what the fuck is this. HIGSHJBAJHBHJBABJHSBHJHJBSHBJABHJAHBJHBJSHJBSHJBHJBSHJBAJHKJKAKJAKKAJSJSKKA UMMMMMMMM???? E X C U S E M E????? this is tHE BEST THING. EVER???? So hahahaaaaa what iffffff I reread this one million billion times??? What then?? So franceblr how does a gift basket wrapped in silk and ribbons sound? With a lil sticky note and flower attached to it? You deserve it for this. How does it feel to be the flame that melted my cold, icy heart. How does. How do you feel after dropping this like it shouldn’t belong in a MUSEUM. THIS ASK IS A NATIONAL TREASURE 😭😭

[nevertochange-evertoshare]

Starlight Express inspired me to get some skates and I immediately ate shit and then broke a bowl so you could say it’s going well 😊

[curiosity-killed]

Question 1: why the fuck am I awake at 1 AM thinking about a) what work I can bring a coworker into to help fill up her hours and b) how to give feedback to another coworker that basically boils down to “stop being so self-absorbed and read the goddamn room”

Question 2: how do I stop

Question 3: why am I also suddenly like ravenously hungry at 1 AM while stressing about work

[kath-trashh]

gonna crush this little vampire twink like a bug

[isa-ah]

i regularly have nightmares about it too. trying to shop but i can’t read the allergy info so i just stay hungry the whole dream looking. being fed something then going wait did that have wheat or eggs in it? the panic and trying to make myself dream barf before it hits. getting chewed out or outright ignored asking staff allergen questions while trying to eat out on a time crunch. i have them a couple times a week & they all end with me being so so hungry and upset LOL

[mio-nika]

blasphemy against the holy spirit!

[homosociallyyours]

What a show!!! Had so much fun screaming with my fellow louies and larries ♡ some highlights:

Spotted someone wearing a 'future mrs tomlinson' shirt in the wild and had a lil laugh

Personally amused myself during WDBHG by screaming out 'your name' as if i was calling for a real person

Got news that the LT tour buses were causing some traffic near the highway and made the choice to speed over there. To the traffic jam.

Casually strolled (got wheeled in my case) along past the buses and spotted the drummer (y'all know his name but i truly do not ♡) and Oli (!!) and then waited and watched from afar to wave when they left

Accidentally ended up following the buses onto the highway and also saw the outline of a fellow I'm pretending was Louis (it almost certainly wasn't) in one of the buses as we sped past-- what a time!!

The show itself was just so wonderful, and I was continually struck by Louis' confidence and presence. He looked great, he sounded great, and he had an amazing time, it seemed. I know I did anyway! Got like 4 blurry pics only so a perfect night for me

[megamindsupremacy]

Today, my brother, after swearing off mountain bikes for many years after he took a particularly bad tumble as a kid, finally returned to the mountain bike. He could be quoted as saying “man this is really easy” and “move over I’m passing you y’all are so slow” and “see ya suckers” before braking way too hard and eating shit halfway down a mountain. As I type this he is in the hospital with two fractures in his arm ✌️

[shiominato]

they are so incredibly entertaining

[avocado-frog]

Happy STS. Okay, hear me out. Your story becomes a musical. *grandly presents you with the opportunity to turn this into literally whatever you want* (Who knows all the choreography? Who is pissed? Who somehow escapes singing?) (What scene has the best song? What your story's musical sound like? Does it being a musical make any sense at all?)

I am HEARING you out. happy sts

I'm not sure about the others, but all I know is Leo gets a very theatrical disney villain type song. They would still be very branch trolls or eugene fitzherbert tangled core. I am Not singing and you Can't make me (someone will) (jaxon most likely) (poor leo)

Jaxon is THRILLED. He sings wherever he goes anyways. He knows all the choreography. He makes everyone else join. Same with Sam and probably Lily

Logan and Cass are secretly really good singers in my head. I feel like they would both have a sort of lullaby song. something soft

Dylan gets out of it. "ohh sorry guys. i didn't realize it was a musical :| my bad you guys have fun though" Ryan also gets out of it. Elliot TRIES but he falls victim to Jaxon making him

[ink--theory]

definite food poisoning 👍

[spinoff-antithesis]

(muth being music theory!)

[phagodyke]

ik I always come on here to say I'm feeling bad but its bc if I don't make a post to say I'm feeling bad no one in the world will ever know that I'm feeling bad and I will eventually collapse in on myself as the accumulative mass of my feeling bad becomes a black hole under its own gravity

[ilbound]

cont'd. // @inkbleds

The way he antagonizes them has become nothing short of COMMONPLACE ; routine , ritual , the o n l y thing that makes either of their painstaking days any the better.  And though neither may likely admit to it – not to each other ( no , never ! ) – these little meetings are worthwhile.  In a rather ODD sort of way ( would not call this friendship , would we ? wherein words are bestowed with bite & venom ; where affection is in tandem to mean-spiritedness — ) .  Kaen regards the artist with a smirk when he takes his cup , giving it and them a rightfully skeptical look ( though , have they not proven themself by now ? time & again ? have they not gone above & beyond to appease him ? ) .

❝ Hm , aye , tha’ would really suck if tha’s th’ case , ❞ They say with an uncaring shrug , head shaking.  It goes unsaid that if he happened to want ANYTHING ELSE , the faun would not hesitate to abide ; such is their job.  That did not mean , of course , they wouldn’t give him flack for it the whole while.  ❝ ‘Cause Ah busted m’ass ta’ make t h i s one jus’ right fer ye. ❞  As they a l w a y s do ( not that he deserves their effort , they’ve noticed ; why break your back for someone who doesn’t even seem to appreciate it ? ) .  ❝ Y’know , ye could try saying ‘ thank ye ’ fer a change , it would be nice. ❞  Teasing , tone biting and sharp , ❝ But hey , if ‘s not hot enough fer ye— ❞ Fingers snap together , catching scarred digits alight in wisps of radiant flame , a cheeky grin splaying their maw , ❝ —Ah always come PACKIN’ HEAT . ❞  Is that a euphemism ?