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So, got a trip to Orlando next month. I live in the Midwest. We get like three warm months a year, so I wear jeans all year and don't really have a lot of shorts. Yesterday, I figured I'd go to Marshall's and buy a few pairs on clearance. Maybe spend like $50 tops.

Anyways, I spent $300 because I'm a fucking idiot. But, in keeping with my running theme of never experiencing consequences for my actions, I got a $350 bonus from one of my clients, today, for QA issues I flagged like 2 months ago.

I have never met a consequence I could learn from, and I'm not about to start.

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You save the skinniest one for last. It's the easiest to dip once the sauce gets low.

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So, my local dispensary was selling half gram disposable vapes that were about to expire for a dollar. So I bought 40 because that seemed like the thing to do at the time.

But now I have 40 disposable vapes. And I honestly don't like vaping that much. I did not think this one through.

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but its important

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Finally got my hands on one of those Labubu dolls or whatever they're called for my niece. I ended up being really glad I went to a proper Pop Mart to get her one, because she got a blue one, which she was really happy about. I noticed most people who bought from online scalpers got gray ones, likely because the scalpers were selling the rarer variants for a higher price. I don't know if blue is rare. I'm just glad she didn't get an ugly gray one, which is almost what certainly would have happened if I bought from a scalper.

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Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

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worm on a FREAKIN string baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sage advice. See more highlights from Drake’s SNL.

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No way out

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Two days. That's how long it took me to isolate the root cause of a locale bleed at work and propose an issue.

The developers had two years.

I am not being paid enough.

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I don't know if Sims intended this, but those girls are giving 'about to play fuck the fox'. IYKYK.

this sims 2 ad has like such deep gay energy to it. Like this feels like queer history to me

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Tumblr will never let this joke die. Same with the copper guy. I love it though. The consistency comforts me.

So, I follow this “bad commercial interior design” Facebook page and-

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5 simple exercises to awaken dormant muscles

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